Chapter Thirty: The Empress Dowager Listens to Politics Behind the Curtain
Early in the morning, Wang Shigui was hugging several maids and lying in the hot bed, laughing and talking about the past and the present! Girl Cui'er said: "The one you have is really big." Girl Hong'er said: "You have never seen a big one.
The master will tell you a big story!" The master said: "It's time to go to court. We'll tell it in the evening." Fei'er girl said: "It's five or eight if you go, or forty if you don't go. If you go half an hour late, they will
Can you change the world? What can that stupid emperor do to you?" Yan'er girl said: "Master is biased, tell them, if not tell us, you have to listen to that big story."
The old man had no choice but to speak:
One day, a man's penis was extremely majestic and huge. One day, he went to take a bath by the river. As soon as he took off his pants and sat on the bank, his penis accidentally stuck out. Because it was so long, one end reached the other side of the river. At this time, a new wife came over.
, arrived at the river and sighed: "I have to take a ferry to go back to my parents' home in the morning, and a bridge was erected in the blink of an eye. It's so fast!" After thinking about it, the new daughter-in-law walked over the "bridge" Niao Tingting. At this time, another old man came over, a little bit
I was wondering, how could such a strange bridge grow in the sky? The old man looked at it for a moment, thinking that his new wife could cross him, and he could too. The old man wandered to the center of the "bridge", and saw a thatched jungle, blocking out the sun.
I was very comfortable, so I took out my cigarette case and pot, sat on the ground, lit the fire and smoked, then gently knocked the pot on the bridge pier. At this time, the "bridge" suddenly lifted up and threw the old man into the river with a "plop"
The old man knew how to swim and finally climbed out of the river. He complained: "It took me a long time to build a suspension bridge, and I didn't even say hello before I closed the city gate. It's a pity that my ancestral pipe pot..."
At this time, I suddenly heard the servant come to report hurriedly:
"Sir, it's bad, the army has rebelled! The city gates have been surrounded on all sides, and thousands of soldiers have gathered outside the Wuchao Gate, holding swords, axes, swords and halberds, shouting slogans: If the Queen Mother does not come out, she will die with her eyes in peace! And so on and so forth."
Prime Minister Wang hurriedly asked the maid to put up his trousers. When he felt something was wrong, why didn't he wear underwear? After looking for a pair of trousers for a long time, he took off his trousers and put them on again. He was confused and nervous for a while.
Organize clearly
Lao Wang has been fond of writing and writing all his life. When writing articles, he has followed the ancient motto "a gentleman speaks but does not use his hands" since he was a child. He never fights with others.
Fighting violently is even more despised by gentlemen. He relied on his true ability to pass the Jinshi. He started as a seventh-rank county magistrate and rose up step by step until he became an extremely popular minister and had all the power in the world. It can be said that he never came to this world in vain.
I'm afraid that I won't be satisfied. It is said that Mr. Wang's life is pretty good. If he had died a few years earlier, he might have become a loyal minister. After the death of the late emperor, the power of selecting the prince fell into his hands. This time the old guy
Suddenly selfishness sprouted up, and he picked one out of a hundred, and put the purple jade dragon crown on the fool's head. The fool is in power, which means that he has the final say in the court, and he is the only one. All civil and military officials have consulted with him in advance to ask for instructions and reports, and the little emperor has become a little emperor.
At this moment, Puppet suddenly realized a truth: It is so easy to dominate the world!
Prime Minister Wang's ambitions were growing day by day, and with almost no effort, everyone in the government and the public was replaced by his manpower, except for the Tong family. Just when he was about to achieve success by borrowing troops from abroad, he unexpectedly failed.
An incompetent little person was killed on the road. Although the little eunuch may not look small, but a ghost elf can put down the rebellion of the Pancos with his little ability? He also placed 80,000 soldiers at the border, and the squadron always held on tightly.
It's a good thing that if the military power is not released, this eunuch turns out to be a fake. Since he and his daughter have already accomplished that, and they have given birth to a young prince, a son-in-law and a half-son. In the future, his grandson will rule the world, and it does not mean that he belongs to his old Wang family.
Half, that's why he could barely bear this tone
He, Lao Wang, has stopped looking for trouble, so how can anyone still dare to do so? He said, "If the Queen Mother doesn't come out, she will never die in peace"? The Queen Mother is not like her stupid son, she is an individual. Once she comes to the throne, how can he, Wang Shigui, have a place to talk?
?If we find out what happened five years ago again, will it be okay?
Prime Minister Wang was thinking and muttering. As he spoke, the sedan chair had already arrived. When the soldiers outside the Wuchao Gate saw him, they neither beat nor scolded him. They just kept to themselves and shouted slogans: "Please let the Empress Dowager listen behind the curtain!" This was really outrageous.
Prime Minister Wang thought to himself, if a woman doesn't work well as a female celebrity, queen mother, and enjoy the harem at home, why should she go out to be an official? Are all the men dead?
As soon as the young emperor saw Prime Minister Wang coming to court, he hurriedly shouted from afar: "My father-in-law, my father-in-law, what do you think we should do about this matter?"
Wang Shugui glanced at the young eunuch and said angrily: "Why are you asking me? You are asking your imperial brother!"
The stupid emperor couldn't get any advice from the old prime minister, so he had to turn his attention to the young eunuch and said: "Brother, you haven't said anything for a long time, but you can help me come up with ideas!"
The young eunuch stood forward, said long live, and said: "It is absolutely forbidden for the old lady to take the throne before the court!"
"What? My mother is only forty-three years old, and you call her an old lady. Is she that old? My mother is also your mother. Do you have such disrespect for the elderly?" The stupid emperor was displeased and retorted.
"Since Pan Shangshu said it's not possible, I also think it's not possible." Wang Shugui's eyes lit up, thinking that the young eunuch was talking to him.
"You two are talking nicely, but who is going to talk to the soldiers outside?" The little emperor couldn't help but ask as he had something important to do before his eyes.
"Whose soldiers are the ones to decide?" Prime Minister Wang squinted at the little eunuch.
"Brother, it's you who should go." The little emperor turned to the little eunuch again.
"Can you agree to the conditions they proposed?" The little eunuch stared at the little emperor with evil intentions, but the corner of his eyes fell on Prime Minister Wang.
"I definitely can't agree. A hen crows and a rooster lays eggs. Isn't this a huge change?" Wang Shugui said angrily.
"Let's just waste our time here, don't eat lunch, don't eat dinner, and sleep in the court hall," the little eunuch teased lukewarmly.
"Didn't you just say that I can't come to court?" Wang Cheng asked instead.
"I mean you can't rule the court, but I didn't say you can't listen to politics behind the curtain? What's so great about it, it's just more chairs and no place to sit?" the little eunuch muttered.
"Yes, yes! Isn't it just a matter of having more chairs? This matter has been settled. Come on, convey my will and agree to the conditions of the troublemaking soldiers."
Prime Minister Wang suddenly discovered that the little eunuch turned out to be a white-eyed wolf! When things happened, he and he couldn't even urinate in the same pot. In other words, they were not guests in the same boat at all. From this point of view, the good wine they served at the banquet was so good.
All the food is fed to the dogs! No need to guess, this mutiny must be caused by him again. All fools know what he wants to do. Only the emperor does not know that if he continues to refuse to argue with reason, the consequences will be disastrous. He feels that he is alone.
Bo, use your eyes to search for his henchmen everywhere.
However, these people, headed by Wen Shichang, were all Jinshis. They were familiar with poetry and books, and were full of knowledge. They were experts in criticizing, criticizing and criticizing, but if they really wanted to take action, they couldn't do it! There were tens of thousands of soldiers and horses outside.
Waving flags and shouting, the soldiers are overwhelming the city, and a few rush in without warning. When a scholar meets the soldiers, they can't explain their reasoning. What should I say to those stupid young people? It is better for Xu Shu to enter Cao's camp and not speak.
Prime Minister Wang still wanted to speak, but the imperial decree had already been drawn up by the little emperor. The little eunuch held the emperor's official document in his hand and asked Wang Shugui:
"Old Prime Minister, is this decree declared or not?"
Wang Shugui was at a loss. Of course he did not dare to disobey the holy order, so he had to follow the trend and said: "Proclaim it! How can the emperor's will not be proclaimed?"
The little emperor has done such a smart thing in his life
Frankly speaking, the Empress Dowager Tong Biyu abides by women's ethics and is not a person who wields power. She did not want to interfere in the government affairs behind the curtain and become infamous. However, if she did not come out, someone would plot her life, and the Empress Dowager was eventually forced to go to Liangshan.