Chapter 45: The Young Eunuch Runs Away on the Wedding Night
The little eunuch smiled mischievously and said, "Did I tell you?"
Xian Ailian glanced shyly and said, "Say it!"
It is also a story about the wedding night of the bride and groom. The little eunuch told his "story":
On the wedding night, the bride and groom couldn't stop doing that. That night, two thieves made a hole in the wall and wanted to break in and steal something. By chance, the hole happened to be under the bed of the bride and groom. The thief just stuck his head out.
When entering the cave, I heard the groom ask the bride: "Have you entered?" The bride said: "Yes" "How much has it entered?" "It just went in."
When the thief heard something was wrong, he immediately pulled out and said to the other thief: "Brother, no, they seem to have discovered it and are catching turtles in the urn!" The other thief didn't believe it and hesitated: "No, how could they have discovered it?
We didn't make much noise, I'll try it." After that, the other thief put his head in again, and happened to catch up with the groom and asked the bride: "It's in again?" "It's in again" "How deep is it?
"Much deeper than before"
When the thief heard this, he slipped out and ran away, shouting: "Brother, hurry up, or it will be too late! This family is very thieves, and they wait for the donkey in the mill road!"
The two thieves ran far away and saw no one chasing them. When they went back to discuss the situation, they felt that the situation was suspicious. In order to find out the truth, they wanted to see if the family recognized the two. In order to be prepared, they decided to come here again.
The next day after visiting the house, two thieves dressed up as plum sellers, picked up a load of plums, and arrived at the door of the house, shouting that they were selling plums.
When the bride and groom heard the call at the gate that there were plums for sale, they came out to join in the fun. The bride bent over and picked the two largest plums. She stood up, pointed at the plums, turned around and asked the groom: "Do they look alike?"
Those two (eggs) last night?" The groom was embarrassed in front of strangers, blushed, and said: "They look like, not just like, they are exactly the same."
When the two thieves heard this, they dropped their picks and ran away.
Miss Xian's face was covered by the horns, her flower branches were trembling, she couldn't stop laughing, and finally asked: "Is there such a hapless and stupid thief?"
The little eunuch said: "What good words can you use to criticize a thief?"
"Young Master, tell me one more thing," Ai Lian begged while still laughing.
"I really can't talk about it anymore. After I finish my work, I will accompany my wife at home every day and tell stories for fun."
"Master, how big of a thing can it take five years to accomplish?"
The little eunuch leaned down and kissed his beloved wife. Just now, the two kisses turned into one word "hui". This time, the two kisses turned into one word "口" (with added layers). Then he changed his expression and said solemnly:
"Madam, I am not an ordinary person. I am a minister of the court who went out to play and was persecuted by traitors, so I ran for my life. I passed by your village yesterday and I have to leave immediately. If I leave until early morning, I am afraid my head will fall on the ground."
In this way, the little eunuch gave a general summary of his life experience, where he came from, where he went, and his current situation.
Miss Xian Ailian broke out in a cold sweat
"Do you regret it?" the little eunuch asked
The lady shook her head
"Are you scared?"
The lady shook her head again
"Why don't you speak?"
"I'm worried about your safety. I've been worried about you all the time in the past five years. How do you want me to live these days?" Xian Ailian looked sad.
"I will send someone to deliver a message to you as soon as I return to the court, so you don't have to worry about it every day," the little eunuch comforted.
"Why is that old thief Wang Shugui so bad?"
"It seems that he is still my grandfather!"
"Does any grandpa treat his own grandson like this?"
"Stop talking, my sweet lady, we don't have time."
"I want to do it again, but you kept me waiting for so long." The young lady was shy and covered her eyes with the corner of her quilt.
"I really want to, really want to, but I can't," the little eunuch said with a smile. "I didn't unsaddle the horses last night, and all the things I use are in the saddle. I replaced a gold stirrup with an iron stirrup.
I will leave you with the golden stirrup to buy some property for five years, and I will definitely come to pick you up at that time."
After saying this, the little eunuch gave his wife another sweet kiss, then quickly dressed and went to the ground.
Miss Xian stood up and said, "I'm going to prepare some food for you. Why is Miss Cao so careless? Can a sword be used to eat and drink?"
The little eunuch fumbled around for a long time, but found nothing that he couldn't give away and couldn't take out. After a moment of hesitation, he lowered his waist and pulled out the imperial-given dagger from his boot and said:
"Lianzi, this is for you"
"No, no, no, how can any girl play with knives and swords? I can't do martial arts, so if you want one, just give me that stone!" Xian Ailian shook her head and said.
The little eunuch was in trouble. It was not that the stone was valuable, but that it was given as a gift by another lover, and now it is given away. This is rude to others.
"Can't bear to part with you? Forget it, I don't want it anymore, as long as you have me in your heart!" the young lady teased.
"I forgot to tell you that this was a gift from that girl from the Fan family, Ursudan."
"I also forgot to ask you, how many wives do you plan to marry in this life, should I be the last one?"
"I can't say for sure. It depends on fate. It depends on how God arranges it..." the little eunuch murmured.
Miss Ailian smiled and said coquettishly: "No shame!"
The little eunuch had just stepped on the horse when he suddenly heard people shouting in the distance and faintly saw a large number of people coming. The little eunuch bent down and kissed his beloved wife, then raised his head and clasped his fists with his hands and said:
"Madam, this is the farewell, and take care of yourself in the future!"
"Husband, you should take more care of yourself!" the young lady couldn't help but burst into tears.
The little eunuch's figure instantly disappeared into the dark night