Chapter 50: Shangguanxue Wants to Know Her Husband's True Colors
When the old Shangguan saw that his daughter had kidnapped the little eunuch, he couldn't help but secretly complained that this girl was like a blazing fire and was not afraid of anything. She was used to being patient. If she found out that the eunuch was a fake, why not kill him alive on the spot? Killing a person is not the case.
What a big deal, and he is a fugitive prisoner. The problem is that murder in the bridal chamber is an unprecedented and strange thing. Once word spreads, how will this girl get married again? Now he has nothing to do about it. The father-in-law cannot interfere with the wedding in the bridal chamber.
Are you going to join in the fun too?
Shangguan Xue arrived at the new house first. After sitting on a sandalwood chair and drinking a cup of tea, the maids carried the young eunuch back. The young lady who carried him back in a sack ordered the two maids to bolt the door.
She said that no one was allowed to come in, and then she sat upright without raising her buttocks. She opened the three-cup tea bowl and took a sip. She slammed the tea bowl on the table and said sternly:
"People in the sack, listen carefully. Are you a man or a woman?"
"If you hit your mother, you will be born a man." The voice came from the sack.
"what about now?"
"Now, what's going on now? Can a male dog turn into a female dog?"
"A male dog cannot become a female dog, but a man can become a lottery winner! I ask you, are you a man now?" The young lady was furious and slammed the table angrily.
"Is there such a question?" A dissatisfied tone came from the sack.
"I asked you if it was done by someone else, which one?" Xue'er is still a young girl after all. When she talks about that, she will inevitably blush and hesitate to speak.
"Which one is it?" The more the people in the sack get into trouble, the more they deliberately pretend to be sloppy.
"Are you a fool?" Xue'er's face turned redder.
"Silly is not that stupid. You asked a question that is unclear. How should I answer it?"
"I ask you if you have ever been a eunuch?" The young lady finally found a word that was easy to say.
The man in the sack was obviously startled, and after a moment's pause he said, "It's hard to say if I've never been a eunuch. Anyway, I'm a man."
"You insist that you are a man. What evidence do you have that you are a man?"
"This is easy to handle!" The person in the sack said with a smile, "Miss, please let me out and you will know at a glance. This is too easy!"
"You're still laughing? You're about to die, and you still have the time to laugh?" the young lady scolded angrily.
"Why should I cry? Marrying a wife into the bridal chamber is a good thing that can happen several times in a lifetime. It's too late to be happy. Why are you crying?" The man in the sack still had a cynical tone.
"Bah! Are you still marrying a wife? Are you qualified to marry a wife?" the young lady scolded.
"Miss, let me out quickly, I'm almost suffocated to death! How can I marry you if I'm suffocated to death?" the little eunuch yelled in a conspiratorial manner from inside the sack.
Shangguan Xueer was still hesitating, the two girls licked their lips, and the young lady said:
"The conditions for letting you out are actually very simple. If you are a man, you will marry me. If you are not a man, then..."
"Miss, let me out quickly! Can you wait until I come out to talk about anything you have to say?" the little eunuch begged from inside the sack.
The lady winked, and the two girls hurried over and untied the sack because the man was tied with a rope. When the mouth was opened, the man still couldn't get out. The two girls pulled the bottom of the sack and pushed it up, using a lot of force.
, I couldn’t bring it up, a girl said:
"It's as heavy as a dead pig, how do you get out?"
Miss Xueer glanced at the girl who was talking and scolded: "How can you talk?"
The girl knew that she had spilled the beans, so she quickly stuck out her tongue, made a face, and didn't dare to say anything again.
Shangguan Xue stood up and walked forward, helping the two girls to let the person out. One held the bottom and the other pulled the person out. Finally, he was pulled out. The little eunuch had his hands behind his back and tied his legs tightly. It was like tying a pig.
The little eunuch was panting heavily, lying on his side on the ground, and said:
"Miss, I've been tied up enough, and I've been snatched away. It's made me miserable, and I even untied the rope for me! I don't want to run away. There are strict barriers here. I'm not familiar with the place. I want to
I can't run away! Besides, the young lady kidnapped me to get married, and she didn't want to kill me, so why should I run? I'm so thirsty right now, my throat is burning, let me get up and drink some water! Morning
Knowing that it is so difficult to find a wife, I shouldn’t have come at all.”
After listening to the little eunuch's ramble for a long time, the young lady couldn't bear it, so she walked over and untied him personally, saying:
"Friend, please listen to me clearly! I am playing tricks on you, and I have no intention of letting you suffer here. Think about it, if a girl invites a eunuch into her bridal chamber, it will make people laugh at her for the rest of her life! I will untie the rope for you.
Come on, I have to say ugly things first. If you are really a eunuch, I will kill you without mercy. Then I will go to the mountains to become a nun and never marry again in this life!"
The little eunuch flexed his muscles, walked to the table carelessly, picked up the lady's tea bowl and took a big sip. He still had the same tone as when he was in the sack just now, and said with a smile:
"Is it that serious? You said I was stupid, but you are stupid! Don't you think about it, you are obviously competing for a bride here, what would happen if I was a eunuch and got mixed up with the groom-to-be? This is not Zhu Bajie looking in the mirror and making a fool of himself in front of him.
Something?"
The lady thought it made sense, so she couldn't help but smile and said: "If you are a real man, I will marry you and we will be together for a hundred years."
"Is this fake? Others can coax this matter away, but how can the young lady herself be able to coax it over?" The little eunuch held the teacup in both hands and winked while drinking water.
The young lady immediately blushed and said shyly: "My lord, if I have made a mistake, I will give you an apology tomorrow, and I can kowtow to you."
"That's not necessary. When you go to the country, follow the country and put on your straw hat. We can't break your rules, can we?" the little eunuch said with a playful smile.
Shangguan Xue ordered the two girls who were close to her: "You two will help the official to take a shower and change clothes first, and then send a message to the people below to get ready. I will go to the wedding hall with the official to get married immediately!"
When the old Shangguan heard that his daughter was going to worship with the little eunuch, half of his heart dropped, and the other half was still hanging in the air: What trick did the little eunuch use to convince the young lady? Before the wedding, he asked a yellow-flowered girl to take off her pants.
It is absolutely impossible to verify the authenticity of the husband. However, the official document clearly states that the eunuch was raped. Could it be that the emperor would tell lies? At this moment, he had no other choice but to place soldiers and surround the young lady.
If there is any trouble in the embroidered building, the young lady will immediately rush into the bridal chamber, chop the eunuch into pieces, put it in a sack and throw it up the mountain to feed the wolves. As for the imperial edict and the arrest of the imperial criminal, he doesn't care about that.
How many! No matter how big the royal affairs are, they can't be bigger than his sweetheart. He only has his own daughter in his heart.
After seeing off the guests, the young eunuch enthusiastically supported the young lady, and the two of them kissed each other and entered the bridal chamber.
Shangguan Xue was anxious to tell the truth. She secretly asked the two girls who were helping with the bath when no one was around. They shook their heads and said, "My uncle is very stubborn. He just doesn't take off his trousers, so they didn't see anything."
It’s vague, it seems like it’s there, but it doesn’t seem like it’s there…”