It was still early, and the little eunuch wanted to turn on the lamp to sleep, but Silk'er refused and said: "Cousin, don't blow out the lamp in a hurry, let's keep the lamp on and talk for a while."
The little eunuch said: "That's okay"
"Cousin, what's your name?" Pan Jinlian asked
"My name is Pan Youan"
"So we have the same surname?"
"Didn't you hear that my cousin broke the bones and connected the tendons?" the young eunuch said perfunctorily.
"I heard from my mother that it seems that we are not from the same family. My mother said that my grandpa bought me with money." After all, girls from the countryside have less knowledge and can say what they should and shouldn't say.
"Really? Why didn't I know?" The little eunuch deliberately pretended to be confused. In fact, he already knew it.
"Cousin, I have something to ask of you. I wonder if you will agree to it?" Silk'er seemed to have something to hide. When she said this, she covered half of her face with the corner of her quilt.
"How can I agree if you don't say anything?" The little eunuch always felt uncomfortable sleeping next to a woman.
"You're not a man anyway, so I'm not afraid of your jokes."
"Yeah, now that you know I'm not a man, what are you still afraid of?" The little eunuch said this, but he was thinking about other things.
"Cousin, I'm going to get married soon," Silk'er said
"Okay, that's a good thing! I'll give you a piece of silver tomorrow and you can use it for your dowry."
"Cousin, I don't want your money. You already gave them a lot in the evening, how can I have the nerve to ask for it again? Besides, it's not easy for you to get your money. What I'm talking about is another matter."
"What are you talking about? See if I can help you?" the little eunuch said lightly.
"My one is broken. I'm afraid that others will recognize it. Please give me an idea." Silk'er's face turned red with embarrassment after she finished speaking, and she quickly covered her face with the quilt.
The little eunuch wanted to ask who did it, but he couldn't speak, so he used the topic to say: "It's very simple."
"You still say it's simple, and everyone is worried to death," Silk'er said in the quilt.
The little eunuch said methodically: "You prepare two identical white sheets. One is stained with blood, and the other is clean. The night before, you take out the clean sheet and spread it on the bed in front of the groom, and the other is clean."
Put it in a convenient place. Men will usually fall asleep immediately after the operation. You take the opportunity to change the sheets and it's as simple as that. Do you think it's okay?"
After Si'er listened carefully, she suddenly opened the quilt and sat up, saying happily: "Brother, you are really good! How did you get such a good idea from a grown man!"
The little eunuch smiled and said: "You just said that I am not a man, and now you call me a big man?"
Silk'er said shyly: "Brother, can you show me your place and see how it was cut by those people?"
"Si'er, it's okay if you don't want to look at it!" the little eunuch stopped him.
"I'll just take a look," Silk'er said stubbornly.
"You will regret seeing this. It will definitely scare you half to death," the little eunuch threatened.
"It's not a tiger, how can you still eat me?" Silk'er insisted on looking.
"I won't eat it, but I might bite you." The little eunuch deliberately pretended to be mysterious.
Silk'er smiled and said, "Just bite, I wonder how big its mouth is?"
The little eunuch was a little embarrassed and said: "Good sister, don't look at it, I'll let you touch it!"
Silk'er refused to give in, and said with a smile: "What's the point of touching? What can you do with bare skin and stretched crotch? If you don't touch, just look!"
The little eunuch hesitated for a moment, then slowly opened the quilt
Seeing his unwillingness, Silk'er said, "What's so special about a shabby eunuch? I don't believe that the emperor can see it but I can't?" She pulled open the little eunuch's underwear and was stunned.
cried:
"Oh my god, I turned out to be a fake eunuch!"
In the room over there, my aunt and the man she later married were not sleeping either.
The sudden appearance of the little eunuch brought different and unusual feelings to everyone in the family, especially the old woman who was really surprised at first: What is this little eunuch doing when he comes back? Resign and return to his hometown.
He is still a bit young and is home to visit relatives, but it doesn't look like he is here. Could it be that he sold his property? It's impossible. It seems that he has no shortage of money. He dropped a lot of gold and silver as soon as he walked in. So what did he do here? The old lady wondered
I haven't figured it out for half the afternoon.
The man drank some wine and his eyes were a little sleepy. He wanted to get on the bed early. Just as he was about to take off his clothes, he suddenly remembered something and said:
"I went out to buy meat and wine during the day, and I heard people making noises saying that Anzi seemed to have escaped from the palace, and that anyone who reported it to the official could get a large reward."
"Is this really happening?" my aunt asked in surprise.
"You say that, I can't say whether it's true or not. No one has ever seen the government documents. How can ordinary people know such details?" the man muttered.
"No wonder!" my aunt said to herself.
"How about we go to the county government office early tomorrow morning and inquire about it?" the man asked.
"Fuck you! The county government took him away. What good does it do to you and me?" the wife scolded.
"Didn't you say there was a reward?"
"Do you believe what the government says? When the government comes, they will arrest the person first and take away the things. We will lose both our personal and financial resources." The old woman has always been a knowledgeable person.
"What do you mean?" Men always listen to their wives.
"How much money do you think he brought?" my aunt asked in a low voice.
"I don't care about young and old." The man walked to the door, looked out through the crack in the door, turned around and said, "I saw, both stirrups are made of gold, and maybe the saddle is also made of silver.
I couldn’t see clearly, so I weighed it and found it was quite heavy.”
"Okay, then you just do what I want!" Auntie said confidently
"What should I do?" The man was puzzled.
"Come here" the woman waved her hand
The man stretched out his ears, and the woman explained something like this
"No, no, wouldn't that involve Si'er too?" The man shook his head and said.
"I'm your biological mother and I'm willing to let it go. Why can't you let it go? You can't catch a wolf if you don't let go of a doll. Fortunately, you are still a man! Don't think that I don't know about the things between you and Chu'er. Sooner or later, Chun'er will be fine if I don't tell you.
You are not allowed to get married yet, how can she live with you for the rest of her life? With this lot of gold and silver, what will we have for the rest of our lives? You are so brainless!"
"Okay, okay, I'll listen to you, can't I just listen to you?" the man whined softly.
"You go to bed first and rest for a while to regain your energy. We'll do it in the middle of the night!"
The man nodded and said: "Okay, you have the final say and I will follow you. Anyway, I will risk my life!"