When the little eunuch entered the Bixia Palace the day before yesterday, Eunuch Yang opened the way in front of him. Xiao Pan followed behind him in trembling fear, and Eunuch Yang kept chanting: "Boy, after you enter this palace, everything is up to you!"
Now when he returned to the palace that he had just left early in the morning, it was a different scene: a dozen fairy-like palace maids were standing on both sides with their hands folded and their heads folded, and two eunuchs reporting the incident were standing at the door. As soon as he got off the sedan, he heard everyone shouting in unison.
:
"My little prince is well!"
The little eunuch was startled. He saw no one in front, back and left. Only then did he know that these people were coming for him. He didn't feel flattered at all. He even felt well-deserved. Last night, the Queen Mother and Sister had clearly said
I told him that he should live the best life from now on. Since he is already the godson of the Empress Dowager, he is the natural prince and deserves to be treated with noble courtesy by these servants. What is the fuss about?
Xiao Pan was surrounded by everyone and entered the palace. There were only two people sitting in front of the huge dining table: the queen mother and a strange little boy.
However, the Queen Mother pointed it out to the young eunuch and said:
"An'er, come and meet your royal brother."
Pan You'an gained a lot of knowledge in the morning. Even a fool can guess how big the emperor is. Even junior officials will kowtow when they are dismissed. How about the emperor? As soon as he leaned down, because the robe was too long, he was wearing it.
He was still not used to it, and he stumbled due to excessive force. He stumbled and fell to the ground, shouting hurriedly:
"Hello, Brother Emperor!"
These etiquettes were originally taught to them by Eunuch Yang before entering the palace, but when things came to pass, he panicked and messed up the rules.
The Queen Mother was furious and shouted at the eunuchs and maids behind her: "You are all blind! Why are you standing there in a daze? Why don't you help the young prince up quickly?"
The little eunuch was arranged by the queen mother to sit in front of the little emperor. The little emperor patted the little eunuch on the shoulder and said with a smile:
"Brother, I heard that your vagina was cut. Let me see what it looked like some other time."
The Queen Mother on the side scolded: "Your Majesty, please don't be rude. From now on, he will be your younger brother. You must treat him well and don't do anything random!"
"I don't want it!" the little emperor roared, "The one with the cow is the younger brother! The one without the penis is the younger brother? He is a eunuch, at most he can be called a little sister. One day I have to see for myself, if he
If he really has a *** like me, I will recognize him as my younger brother."
The little eunuch couldn't help it. He was about to say "I have sex", but he glanced at the Queen Mother's face and hurriedly stopped the words and said:
"Your Majesty, this is your new brother that my mother has given you. You are alone and alone. With you as my younger brother, I will be a good helper for you in the future. Remember, don't say anything trivial, Prince.
," the queen mother turned her eyes to the young eunuch again and said, "Your royal brother is a straight-tempered man. You must be loyal to him from now on. If you have the slightest selfishness, I will kill you!"
The little eunuch naturally knew that the rice was delicious and the butt was smelly, so he nodded and said: "Don't worry, Queen Mother, the emperor is my biological brother. Even if he kills me, I don't dare to say a bad word."
A rare smile appeared on the Queen Mother's face and she said: "I feel relieved now."
The little emperor refused, and still insisted on looking at the little eunuch's Niu Niu. The Queen Mother persuaded: "Your Majesty, I can't look at my little brother's Niu Niu. If you look at it, it will turn into a big tortoise. If you look at it, you will not be able to be the emperor anymore."
No one calls you Long Live Lord anymore.”
The little emperor hesitated for a moment, thought for a while and said: "If that happens, I won't look at you. My dear, you must never take off your pants in front of me in the future, otherwise I will turn into a big turtle."
The little eunuch nodded in agreement
The Queen Mother turned around and shouted: "Come, wait for the Emperor and the young prince to have dinner."
The teacher in the school was also an old man, with a white head, white beard, white eyebrows, and wrinkles on his face like old tree bark. When he saw them coming, he fell to his knees on the ground and didn't dare to get up for a long time.
The little emperor said: "Teacher, there is no class today. Please take off your pants and let me see if you have sex?"
The teacher was startled, trembling and begging: "Your Majesty cannot be killed or humiliated. Even if you kill this old man, it will be extremely difficult for you to take off your pants!"
"Isn't it just for a look," the little emperor said disapprovingly, "I don't want your money and I won't cut your flesh, so what's the fuss about? My brother's calf and mother won't let you see it, so why don't you, your old woman, do the same to me?
Don’t you think so? Take it off quickly, I’ll just take a look!”
"I would rather die!" the teacher fell to the ground.
Seeing this, the little eunuch pretended to be very mysterious and leaned into the little emperor's ear and said in a low voice: "Brother, this old man's penis is even more unsightly."
"So what?" The little emperor stared with small triangular eyes.
"Looking at it will turn you into a little turtle."
"How do you know?" The little emperor half believed it or not.
"Everyone says so. If you don't believe me, why don't you ask the teacher?"
"Old Huangya, is this happening?"
Although the teacher is old and dim, his reputation is at stake, so the two children clearly heard everything they said to each other. When asked, he hurriedly said:
"Yes, the young prince is right, he is still a turtle with green hair!"
"Brother, if you didn't tell me earlier, you almost missed my big event. Now there is someone studying for me today. Old Huangya, you teach him. I will lie down on the chair to rest for a while and leave two copies of my homework for him to read.
And after becoming a queen mother, what should I learn? I have enough knowledge! How about so many ministers listening to me? Just ask me what should I do this and what should I do that..."
When I returned to Bixia Palace in the evening, the eunuch who had heard the report came in and said before I could sit down firmly:
"The Queen Mother, old Li Xuanliang, who taught martial arts to the young prince, committed suicide. Can't he still attend the martial arts class tomorrow?"
The Queen Mother snorted with her nose and said: "Come on, why not? If Lao Li dies, he will be replaced by Lao Zhang. Without Zhang, the butcher will still be eating pigs!"
Others don't know the cause of Lao Li's death, how can the young eunuch not know it? But it's a pity that man. Although he looks a little more sinister, he is still a good person. But if he touches his vagina, does he commit suicide? He is very
Somewhat puzzled, this matter has been in his mind for quite some time.