"Are you talking?" Seeing that he remained silent for a long time, Miss Xue Tao urged, "You should have an answer whether what I said is right or not."
The little eunuch smiled bitterly and said, "Girl, I really have nothing to say."
"What's wrong, did I make you angry?"
"How can you be angry when you are drinking and chatting with me?"
"You should have something to say whether we are a couple or a long-term couple. We are in the flesh business. What are you embarrassed about? You always give me such a boring gourd, what do you want me to think?"
The little eunuch said seriously: "Girl, to tell you the truth, I won't hide it from you. I am indeed an out-and-out palace eunuch. Believe it or not?"
"Are you a eunuch?" The wine glass Xue Tao picked up fell to the ground.
"Are you scared?" The little eunuch had a wicked smile on his face.
"Why do eunuchs visit brothels?" Xue Tao didn't sneer, but was puzzled.
"Didn't you see the notices all over the street offering a reward for my arrest?" the little eunuch calmed down the smile on his face.
"I haven't seen it, but someone has," Xue Tao said. "People on the street said that there is a eunuch in the court who is absconding in fear of crime. Anyone with information who reports it to the official will receive one thousand taels of gold."
"My head is only worth that little money? Some places say it's ten thousand taels. It must be your local officials who are corrupt!" the little eunuch said with a smile.
"I don't care about that!" Miss Xue changed the subject and asked, "Let's not talk about that for now, are you the eunuch they are looking for?"
"Yes!" The little eunuch nodded and said affirmatively.
"Then go away! Take your money, I don't want a eunuch!" Xue Tao stood up, with a serious face, and the trace of tenderness he had just revealed was gone.
"Didn't you say that you don't care about the old, the young, the lame, the deaf, the mute, or even the ugly?" the little eunuch shouted.
"I'm a man!"
"I'm a man too!"
"You don't have a man..., in short, you are not a man!" Miss Xue Tao said without a doubt.
"Are you afraid of getting into a lawsuit, or are you afraid that I don't have the functions of a man?"
"It is the Emperor's business to arrest you. What does it have to do with us common people? You are not a man. What use do I need from you as a man?" Miss Xue's voice was stern, leaving no room for bargaining.
"What if I'm fake?" the little eunuch said with a cheeky smile.
"You mean you are a fake man?" Miss Xue was puzzled.
"I mean I'm a fake eunuch"
"How is that possible?" Xue Tao didn't believe it, curled his lips and sneered, "There is fraud in the palace, and the whole country is still in chaos?"
This time it was bad, the little eunuch secretly complained to himself. A good show had just begun, but he forced himself to go back to it. He just went to bed while the heat was still hot. What kind of eunuch joke were you kidding? But the little eunuch thought about it.
It's better to explain things clearly first, otherwise the girl named Xue will turn her back and deny him, and claim that he lied to her.
The little eunuch said seriously: "Miss Xue Tao, if we were only married for one night, I wouldn't have to talk to you so much. The court is now divided into two families, the emperor's family and the prime minister's family. Naturally, I will be assigned to the emperor's side.
The emperor's power is only limited to the court. Looking around the country, Prime Minister Wang used the name of the emperor and dismissed many people who were loyal to the royal family. Now he only needs to change the name of the dynasty and his world. The reason why this is not done is
Because I still have 80,000 troops at the border, and I still have 20,000 troops in the capital. After killing me in the capital, the emperor and the queen mother will be helpless inside and outside, and will undoubtedly die. The country will change its banner, and it will only be a matter of time before the country changes its title."
"What's the use of this to me?" Miss Xue Tao said coldly, "It's nothing more than showing off that you are a high official in the court. I don't care about it. I'm not interested in it. The common people just want to live in peace at home. Who cares?
Who takes the throne?"
"I'm about to talk about the issues you care about." The little eunuch picked up the wine glass and drank it down in one gulp. He said with a red face, "You are right. If you don't care about the people's affairs, the people will naturally be too lazy to care about me. I mean myself.
When I was selected into the palace, someone did something for me for her own purposes. Of course, she saved me. I must repay her. This is retaliation. Kindness is kindness and hatred is hatred. Kindness is kindness and hatred is hatred.
It’s clear that someone treats me like a mother, so can’t I be a decent son? Okay, let’s not go that far, when it comes to the current problem, it’s our business.”
"Oh, tell me quickly, I'm so anxious!" Xue Tao shouted
"The person I just talked about did not treat me as a eunuch. I am still a complete man, that's all." The little eunuch ended his tirade
"So you are a fake eunuch?" Xue Tao exclaimed
"Yes" the little eunuch replied
"What about the stirrups?"
"When I left the palace, the Queen Mother had a pair of gold stirrups made for me. She gave a pair to a woman on the road ahead, and the remaining pair. Magistrate Hu gave me ten thousand taels of silver in exchange for the first five thousand taels.
, bring the remaining five thousand taels tomorrow and count them as my betrothal gift to you!"
"You have spent all your money and there is no travel expenses." The girl refused.
"Don't worry about this, I will figure it out myself."
"I have saved a thousand taels of private money here. You can use it on the road."
"I don't want it, I have money"
"When will you come to marry me?"
"Five years later"
"Oh my god, five years? Then you have to stay here longer and let me spend a few days with you."
"We can't waste another day. We'll leave tomorrow. After everything is settled, I'll be sure to pick you up and take you home."
"Is that the home where the house caught fire?"
"You also know this? No, I can't tell where my home should be."
"Okay, marry the chicken and follow the chicken. Wherever you go, I will follow you there."
"It's so cool. I've found a good wife again! Now that we've finished talking, what should we do next?" the little eunuch asked with a smile.
"You still have to ask me? You are a man, it's up to you." The girl lowered her head shyly
The little eunuch returned to his true self, rushed over and picked up the girl named Xue Tao at a waist, quickly spun him around on the floor of the house a few times, and then gently threw him on the bed, just like when he stripped Wu'er naked
Like Sultan's leather coat, he reached out to unbutton Xue Tao's