In the bridal chamber, the night of flowers and candles, the red light illuminates the beautiful shadows, the little eunuch encountered such setbacks in searching for his relatives, it is scary to think about it. Of course, in the end, the emperor paid off, and his wishes came true, and everyone was happy. However, the little eunuch counted on his fingers, and he
The return date is approaching, and there is not much time left for him. Parting is inevitable. It is not easy to get together. Wu'er Sudan has been waiting for him for five years. He can only entertain her sexually, lingering for one night, and tucking his tail between his legs the next day.
He has to ride back to the court, and he doesn’t know what good or bad fortune awaits him!
Wu'er Sultan asked him to do Shanyu's work. He didn't dare to think about it, not to mention that there was still a lot of things waiting for him to take care of. No matter how bad he was, he couldn't live a comfortable life relying on women, otherwise he wouldn't be able to become the world.
The first soft rice king? The little eunuch doesn't want to be king or hegemon. He just wants to wait for the things at hand to be finished, then he will take his five wives (and maybe more) to hide in the mountains and forests. He helps
How much credit is it for the royal family to eliminate internal troubles and maintain peace for thousands of years? He doesn't want an inch of the royal land, a handful of silver should be given to him! He doesn't wait for the enemy's country to be defeated before seeking the death of his ministers! Han Xin is such a fool, knowing full well
The villain Liu Bang no longer needs him. He is still holding the bowl pitifully and waiting for someone to give him a piece of the pie. It would be weird if he didn't die! Everyone works together when the thief is stealing the goods, but when the stolen goods are divided, the thief will
Red-eyed! Size is the same thing
The key is how to speak, how to explain to the beautiful and kind-hearted Ur-Sultan?
Wu'er Sultan saw her husband's depressed look and said, "Pan Lang, what's the matter with you? Are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere?"
The little eunuch smiled bitterly and replied: "I feel comfortable there, but I feel uncomfortable when I think of being separated from you."
"Farewell, are you crazy? If you don't become the ready-made Shanyu King, how can such a good thing be done? Are you afraid that I will limit your power? After you become a Shanyu, I won't care about anything except in the palace.
Let me show you the doll," Ur-Sultan urged.
"The traitor who cheated inside and outside five years ago is still serving in the court, and his evil deeds have not stopped at all. I almost didn't fall into his plot this time." The little eunuch finally poured out his heart
talk
"I know you are talking about Prime Minister Wang"
"Yeah, how do you know?"
"The man surnamed Wang often writes to me, saying that he has appointed me as the general of the border area, and asked us to recharge our batteries to contain General Meng Lang from turning back."
"How many troops do you have on hand now?" asked the little eunuch
"About hundreds of thousands of elite soldiers!" Ur-Sultan replied without hesitation, then turned around and said, "If you want to borrow troops, these troops can be used by you for free."
"Forget it," said the little eunuch, "the old thief is engaged in a palace coup. We can't use the army to deal with him, but must use wisdom. The old thief's power is spread all over the country, just like a big tree with intertwined roots. After I go back, I will dig it out first.
his roots"
Wu'er Sultan smiled bitterly and said: "I know I can't keep you here, and I don't intend to let you settle down in Fanguo. You think I miss this Shanyu position, but no! But if I give up this position, my
We can’t save our lives, and there are Batu and Ulan. I just want to ask you when can you build a nest for me and the children?”
The little eunuch said: "You are right. For the sake of self-protection, we cannot cancel the number for the time being. But what will happen in the future?"
Wu'er Sultan said: "As soon as you get the news, I will hand over the army and return it to the Southern Dynasty. The Fanhan are originally one family!"
"Another female Hun master who doesn't love the country but loves men," the little eunuch said with a smile.
Ur-Sultan said: "Politics is your men's business. I have long been tired and don't want to care about these messy things."
The little eunuch was about to open his mouth, but Wu'er Sultan stopped him and said: "Are you done? Do you want your world to end? You were so impatient when you were taking a shower just now, but now that you are in bed, you are calmer."
The little eunuch turned over and threw himself on his wife. He was familiar with the car and then said cheerfully: "Dandan, I miss you so much. You are in my thoughts all the time."
"No shame!" Ur-Sultan scolded, "How many more did you find on the road this time?"
"How do you know?" The little eunuch didn't want to hide it at first, so he simply took the opportunity to confess it to avoid trouble later.
"I still don't know your moral character. How many of you are looking for flowers and spreading love stories everywhere?" Ur-Sultan raised his face.
"Four" the little eunuch answered honestly and introduced the ins and outs of Cao Huazhi, Xian Ailian, Shangguan Xue and Xue Tao one by one.
"It's worth it!" Wu'er Sultan said with a smile, "All the good women in the world are in your hands, it's so enviable! There's just one condition."
"What conditions?" asked the little eunuch
"They all call me sister"
"This is easy to handle, I will also call you sister"
"No, you don't scream, they scream"
"Definitely. I don't have any pockets to sell cats. I told them everything about you."
"I believe this, you are an upright man"
After the couple finished the formalities, seeing the white belly of the fish exposed in the east, the little eunuch got up and was about to leave, but Wu'er Sultan refused and said:
"Isn't it okay to stay one more day?"
"No, not even for half a day. I can't let the old thief see my joke and say that I don't dare to go back," the little eunuch said while getting dressed.
"In that case, I will send you to the customs." Ursultan also got up from the bed.
"No," the young eunuch An Dun said, "the two families are still in a state of hostility. If word spreads, they will accuse me of collaborating with the enemy!"
"You're not a rival. General Meng and I have met several times. But to avoid suspicion, I will send you a short distance away and send you out of the city gate!"
The figure of the little eunuch disappeared in the morning light