It doesn't matter how Pan Youan grew up to be a handsome young master. What matters is that his unique artifact has already won the applause of the palace and the favor of the ladies.
When the old emperor passed away and the young emperor ascended the throne, and Concubine Tong was promoted to empress dowager, the palace had already done the necessary cleansing of all the concubines, concubines, concubines, maids, etc. who had had an affair with the former emperor, leaving only Empress Li.
, all the rest were moved out of the palace. Except for the emperor, the descendants of the late emperor naturally also went to the west and east. During this period, although countless beautiful maids and extremely pure eunuchs were added, there were only a few in the huge royal harem.
Except for three or five male cats and small toothed dogs (male dogs), the rest are all female or asexual (eunuch) residents.
The affair of the little eunuch chief is no longer a secret. Of course, the news is still within a certain controllable range. Most of them have only heard about it, and there are only a few witnesses. If it weren't for an earth-shattering event, the palace might still be in a stagnant atmosphere.
Among the waves
Suddenly one day, the Empress Dowager had high eyebrows and low eyes. She thought that Concubine Tong was not a fool, but also a person who had experienced spicy food. She naturally knew where the root of the disease was. She invited her close friend Empress Li to the Bixia Palace. Empress Li walked in.
About to kowtow, Tong Biyu helped him up and said with a smile:
"Sister, which one of us is following which one? Are you going to do what you did to the Ai family?"
"Is there something wrong with Sister Queen Mother?" Empress Li asked.
"Everyone is so annoyed and you are still watching the fun."
"Why are you so scared, sister?"
"I'm afraid the Ai family may be happy," Empress Tong said with a blush.
"Could it be the seed left behind by the old emperor?" Empress Li pretended to be confused.
"Sister, you are really good at joking. It has been so many years since the old emperor passed away, how can he still have the kind to stay with the Ai family? If this word spreads, wouldn't it make people laugh to death?"
"I don't understand, where does my sister's joy come from?"
Although Empress Li has not been trained by KGB or the CIA, intelligence is her specialty. How could Empress Tong's little secret be hidden from her eyes and ears? However, she still deliberately let it slip.
"To be honest with my sister, it was the good thing that little eunuch did."
"Oh, my God! A fake eunuch sneaked into the palace and kept it hidden like an iron bucket. If I were a few years younger, I would have let that fake eunuch favor me for once. Sister, you are so happy! Eating alone, there are
Are you forgetting your sister because of the benefits?" Empress Li's mouth is always unforgiving?
"Sister, I'm so anxious that I come to you to discuss important matters. Do you still have time to joke around?" Empress Tong encountered difficulties and had to duck down.
"If you ask me, this matter is easy to handle," Empress Li thought for a while and said
"What should I do? Please tell me quickly."
"Putting the blame on others!"
"Putting the blame on someone else! Who should I marry?"
"How many men are there in this palace?"
"Of course there is only one. Who else can it be besides the prince of the Ai family?"
"Then put the blame on him"
"The prince seems to be incapable of doing this. Apart from the queen, he has established several concubines, but there has been no movement. I have asked the concubines from the side, and they said that the prince and them are only limited to kissing on the lips, and those things have not been done yet!
"
"My silly nephew!" Empress Li said with a smile, "That would be easier to handle."
Empress Li leaned over to Empress Tong’s ear and whispered a few words.
Empress Tong nodded in praise and said, "When the best thing like this is accomplished, I will give my sister a heavy reward."
"What's the reward for me? Could it be that you also give me a fake eunuch?"
"As long as you dare to ask for it, sister, I will grant you ten or eight."
"No, no, no, I'm already half an old lady, I've forgotten about that for eight lifetimes!"
According to Empress Li's plan, the Empress Dowager asked the maid to invite His Majesty the Emperor, Empress Tong, and said:
"Your Majesty, of my four girls, which one do you like?"
The little emperor shook his head and said: "I don't like any of them, I only like the eunuch brothers."
"Son, this thing is different from that thing. Although An'er is good, he is just your brother and can't sleep."
"You can sleep with the eunuch brothers, but I can't be intimate with the eunuch brothers? My mother is so partial."
"The prince is talking nonsense. How can the queen mother sleep with him? I want your brother An'er to accompany me. I'm scared to sleep alone in a big house," the queen mother corrected.
"I also want my eunuch brothers to be my companions!" the emperor shouted.
"No, the emperor can't act recklessly. What's the point of two men sleeping together? The emperor is obedient and will sleep with Qiu'er tonight. Qiu'er can tell a lot of stories and feed you beans," the Queen Mother said in a coaxing way.
"I sleep with Chun'er. Can Chun'er tell stories and feed me Doudou?"
"Chun'er is fine too. Chun'er can also tell stories and feed you beans."
"Okay, I'll sleep"
"When you go to bed, tell a few more people."
"I understand, Queen Mother," the silly emperor nodded and said