Chapter 90 The Breeze Shop Meets a Beautiful Xi Shi
The proprietress of Qingfeng Shop has a beautiful face and is nicknamed "Fat Xishi". She is good-looking and has a clever mouth. She is a very cute woman.
Three handsome men came to her shop at once, and they were all on the same road, which made her unable to sleep well all night.
The three little eunuchs had just put on their clothes, and they saw Fat Xishi through the crack of the door. Hot water was also brought, including soap for washing the face, salt water for brushing the teeth, and clean hot towels.
, shouting so affectionately, it felt like being at home. However, when I entered the house, I just lost my life-threatening things. Except for the little eunuch and the landlady who were still flirting and talking, they were like no one else. The other two brothers were like Shuang Shuang.
The beaten eggplant has lost all its former spirit and style. Especially people like Hu San, who drooled when he saw a beautiful woman, but this time he was actually indifferent.
The little eunuch thought, good things cannot be monopolized by one person. Not only did the three Hu brothers save his life, but they have also been loyal to him ever since. If this Xi Tzu girl is not married yet, he will simply spend some money to persuade her to go to the king with Lao Hu.
Xiao Wu is an authentic eunuch, so he will not propose any estranged brothers. Hu Sangui is the chief minister of Dali Temple and the head of the highest-level law enforcement agency in the country. If this fat Xishi can marry him, it will be a lifelong blessing.
, so he and the landlady got close to each other. The landlady was well-informed. She also looked at the good-looking appearance of these three people and wondered how much money they had in their pockets. While serving tea, she also inquired about their origins.
"Brother, what kind of business are you doing?" Fat Xishi asked the little eunuch
"What kind of business do you think we do?" the little eunuch deliberately teased
"A businessman is not like a businessman, and a scholar is not like a scholar. It is said that the official family is not so grand, and the young master is so kind. It is difficult to guess," the landlady said, twirling her fingers.
"If you can't guess, don't guess. I'll scare you if I tell you. We are not ordinary officials!" The little eunuch wanted to take the opportunity to grow his own prestige.
"Shame, the official seal gives the tiger the power, take out your official seal and let the little girl open her eyes." It's not that Fat Xishi doesn't believe it, she also wants to get to know these pretty guys, what are they doing, don't run into fakes
The little eunuch was stunned, his face turned red, and he opened his mouth to explain again, but Hu San interrupted:
"Sister, our eldest brother is not to blame for this. I accidentally lost the official seal." Hu San was thinking the same thing. If he lost it, why should he keep it a secret?
"I lost my official seal. How big a deal is this? You are still smiling?" Fat Xishi turned to the little eunuch with surprised eyes.
The little eunuch still looked indifferent and asked, "Can you cry?"
The landlady suddenly clapped her hands and said, "By the way, my brother is a great talent. He doesn't panic when things happen and he can keep his temper. How big of an official are you guys? How do you compare to the county magistrate?"
"The county magistrate is my grandson?" the young eunuch said disdainfully.
"Bragging, bragging, believe it or not!" the landlady shook her head like a salesperson, and there was a hint of envy in her sneer, "I have never had a bigger official in this store than the county magistrate."
The little eunuch said: "Madam boss, we are hungry. Please serve us breakfast quickly. How about you share the table with us?"
"One table at a time," Fat Xishi said quickly, "Sister knows that you are from the north, so she specially prepared some northern snacks, including fried dough sticks, soy milk, and fried eggs. How about it?"
"You treat us like brothers. How old are you?" the little eunuch said after taking a sip of soy milk.
"I'm nineteen years old, how about you?" Fat Xishi served the three of them food elegantly.
"Our youngest is already twenty, so you have been taking advantage of it for a long time," the little eunuch said.
"What's cheap is not cheap. If you are an official family, I have to call you all masters! Forget it, I think this way, no matter how big or small, until the official seal is found, you are all my brothers. Is this okay?" The little boss lady Say it shamelessly
The little eunuch was also sharp-tongued, but he could not get any advantage in front of the little boss lady. He originally wanted to introduce his second brother Hu San to this beautiful girl, but he could never find an excuse. People are different from animals. Once the male and female meet, they can mate only under appropriate conditions. However, there is still a process. The process can be shortened or extended according to each person's situation. The little eunuch said several times: "Boss lady, marry my brother. He is a high-ranking official in the court. You can ask the emperor to grant you a second-class wife, and you will have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of your life, which is better than opening a small shop here." But he still could not speak, he felt that the words were too shallow. It was too tacky, and it would make people laugh if it was not done well. But one good thing is that the appearance of Fat Xishi relieved their worries about losing the golden seal of the imperial edict. When everyone talked, they seemed to have forgotten such an important matter.
"Do you all have a family?" This time it was Fat Xishi who came to the door.
"What do you think?" The little eunuch handed over the words without losing the opportunity. He winked at Hu San and the other two and said with a smile, "To this day, we two brothers are still singles!"
"What about you?" The landlady pointed her finger at him.
"I can't do it. I have countless wives." The little eunuch blocked the door.
"Can you afford to support me?"
"My great official!"
"Where is he?" Fat Xishi turned to Wang Xiaowu again.
"Neither can he, he is not suitable for finding a wife."
When the little eunuch said this, Wang Xiaowu's face turned red.
"There's only one left that no one wants." The landlady looked at Hu San and teased.
"This brother of mine needs talents and literary talent. Don't you dare underestimate his boss lady. She has a good girl at hand. Please find one for her."
"Okay, I've written this down." Fat Xishi said quickly, changing the topic and said, "Look for your things first, and then we'll talk about the blind date after we find them."
Hu San shook his head expressionlessly. His thoughts were always on the golden seal and the imperial decree. His heart was not as big as that of the little eunuch.
After talking and finishing the meal, the landlady asked the waiter to clear away the dishes and chopsticks. Fat Xishi asked the waiter to make another pot of tea. The four of them drank tea and chatted. The little eunuch asked:
"Madam boss, how many famous bandits are there in your place?"
Fat Xishi smiled and said: "How can you be famous? They are just a few thieves."
"There's always a name?" the little eunuch tried to get by.
"All I know is about Curly Monkey, Sai Shiqian, Night Ghost, Zhang Facun, etc."
"Wait a minute," the little eunuch said calmly, "Madam boss, can you find these people?"
At this moment, the younger brother hurriedly entered the room, took a look at the young eunuch and the others, then hurriedly moved away, shouting in a panic:
"The shopkeeper, there is a man kneeling at the door very early in the morning, with a sad face, saying that he wants to see the imperial envoy."
Fat Xishi suddenly jumped up from the chair and shouted in panic:
"What, what, there is an imperial envoy living in our shop? Are you talking in your sleep in broad daylight?"