The little eunuch turned from darkness to light, and simply went about business, raising a flag to avoid being sneaky and worrying. If the golden seal imperial edict was lost again, this trip would really be in vain. In two days, he had two small flags made.
It says "Imperial Envoy by Imperial Order" on the one side, and "Governor of the World" on the other side. There are not enough manpower, so they transferred a few capable warriors from Huang Qiuchan to help form a small team. Huang Qiuchan was not worried, so he also brought some troops with him.
, followed the imperial envoy team from a distance, and released several spies. If there was any trouble at her husband's place, she would immediately report it to her so that she could be responded to.
The little eunuch who showed off his wealth was an expert. The court gave him an official uniform, a big red robe, a jade belt, a black gauze on his head, and Jinshi shoes. The little eunuch was dressed up by Wang Xiaowu and came out of the shop.
I couldn't help but applaud: What a handsome imperial envoy, the royal family has good eyesight, why did they choose such a beautiful young man with both talent and appearance?
Fat Xishi Delong looked at Shu again, complaining secretly in her heart, regretting that she should not have agreed to Hu Sanlang. Although Hu San was not bad, and his official position was high, compared to the imperial envoy, he was far inferior to marrying such a man.
Mr. Qiao, no matter how many wives he has, even his eighteenth concubine recognizes him. However, it is like uncooked rice and mature rice. What he says is just like water thrown out. If you don’t believe a pig or a dog, why don’t you say a fourth-grade great man?
Official, the highest criminal law official in the court, contented! She swallowed a mouthful of sour water and quietly went into the shop to do some work.
As mentioned before, the young eunuch was not good at riding in a sedan chair, so the two sedans were given to Hu and Wang. He rode alone on his BMW and Dragon Horse, with the sedan behind and the young eunuch riding in front with a gun. Those who didn't know thought that
He is the one working to open the way!
Just as the team was about to set off, suddenly there was a huge crowd in front of them. The young eunuch ordered Zhang Facun to go to find out the news. He came back and said: Dozens of people held the papers in the air and knelt on the ground, shouting that they were wronged and asked the imperial envoy to make the decision for them.
The little eunuch's biggest concern on weekdays is the lawsuits filed by his mother-in-law. After hesitating for a moment, he suddenly remembered that there was a minister from Dali Temple sitting in the sedan behind him! According to the division of labor, this was all his business, Lao Hu, so he asked
:
"Who did they accuse?"
"Huayang Prefecture Yin Zou Xigui" Zhang Facun replied
Zhang Facun was awarded an official commission, and his night work was changed to daytime work. He also changed into a set of official uniforms and wore them. The horse's makeup depends on the saddle, and the man's makeup depends on his clothes. Suddenly, he looked like a different person. Xiao Zhang trotted away, before running
After a busy day, today I am especially in front of my hometown neighbors and fellow villagers, so I am working extra hard and I am very energetic.
The young eunuch ordered: "Put away all the petitions, hand them over to Mr. Hu, and tell the complainants that this imperial envoy will definitely make the decision for them and redress their grievances. I am an imperial envoy with a dignified order. How can I be afraid of him as a small official?"
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Zhang Facun came back a while later with a large stack of papers in his arms, and stuffed his skull into Hu San's sedan. Hu San had been a county magistrate, and it was his job to organize and review files. He put all these papers one by one.
Fold it neatly, then open the sedan curtain and read carefully
The distance from Dakeng Town to Huayang Mansion was less than five miles. The young eunuch Ma Qing and Zhang Fa Cun had quick legs. The bearers were the ones who suffered the most. In order to keep up with the team, they were carrying two senior officials on their shoulders and were sweating profusely as they ran.
, panting like a cow
Before reaching the gate of the government office, several soldiers in charge came up and shouted:
"What are you doing? This is an important place for the government. Are you allowed to make noise and noise?"
The little eunuch was about to have a fit, but Zhang Facun stopped him and cursed:
"Have you blinded your eyes to see who is coming? This is Mr. Pan Youanpan, the emperor's imperial envoy. Mr. Pan, who came to inspect you, didn't ask you to open the door of his house and come out to greet him personally.
Don’t you want to live?”
Zhang Facun heard his wife read the imperial edict and knew the official position of the imperial envoy, so he followed his master and relied on the power of others, and did not take these hairy people seriously.
"What, what, you are the imperial envoys?" the soldier shouted, "Aren't you the ghost envoys sent by the Lord of Hell? You are pretending to be gods, you look like it. How can we, the great master, let you give away these little gadgets casually?
Frightened?"
Zhang Facun still wanted to argue. The small door on the side of the mansion door opened, and an official-looking sergeant came out. When he saw the clerk, they all stood up and paid tribute. The clerk walked over carelessly with his hands behind his back, and swayed leisurely.
He shook his body and shook his head, with a sour look on his face. The bones in his body did not weigh more than four ounces. He squinted his eyes and looked up and down at the little eunuch riding the horse for a long time, then opened the sedan curtain and took a look at the two people sitting in the sedan.
At the end, the clerk turned his face sideways and asked the eunuch:
"Which of you is the imperial envoy?"
"Do you think I look like me?" the little eunuch said with a smile.
"Yeah, a bit," the clerk shook his head and teased, "It looks like a pig with a green onion stuck in its nose. Is there any procedure?"
The little eunuch nuzzled towards Hu San's sedan and said, "It's lying there. I want to see it and ask him for it."
"Hehe," the clerk sneered, "the imperial envoy is riding on a horse to clear the way, and the people below are sitting in sedan chairs enjoying themselves. They can't act, so they are showing off their flaws? Let me see, what kind of fake edict have you concocted -
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The junior official stood there and stretched out his hand to ask for something. Zhang Facun looked at the young eunuch's face, then went to Hu San's place to get the gold seal and the imperial edict and handed it to the junior official. Zhang Facun thought that the junior official would be like him and his wife after reading the imperial edict.
, he immediately pissed himself off and panicked, but the young official burst out laughing when he saw it, jokingly asking the young eunuch:
"Are you Pan You'an?"
"I'm Pan You'an." The fire in the little eunuch's belly was about to reach his throat, and he hurriedly restrained it with force.
"To be honest, I have never seen Pan You'an, but I heard about this person when I went to the capital for business. I also heard that Pan You'an was a eunuch," the clerk said seriously.
"Can't eunuchs be imperial envoys?" The young eunuch became interested. He would be interested in anyone who made an issue about his eunuch issues.
"I didn't say that. It's up to the emperor to decide who will be the imperial envoy. Since I know that Pan You'an is a eunuch, then let's follow the eunuch's rules and become friends. Do you understand what I mean?"
The little eunuch shook his head and glanced at the clerk
The clerk reprimanded: "Don't roll your eyes at me. I work on behalf of the magistrate and I can't keep it private. Now I have a plan. You take off your pants in front of these people. If you are really a eunuch, you will probably have problems with the imperial envoy."
If it is real, then we will send people to put this gold seal in the furnace to refine it. Real gold is not afraid of fire! If it cannot be burned, of course it is a real gold seal, and you are 100% real imperial envoy. My name is
The master ordered the whole house to kneel down and stand on both sides of the road to welcome you into the house. Isn’t this a high condition?"
The little eunuch just wanted to kill this ignorant little official, but now he suddenly changed his mind and said with a smile:
"This is simple. Just hold this gun for me and I'll take off my pants right away for you to check."
Not knowing what was going on, the little official stretched his neck and took two steps forward, reaching out to catch the little eunuch's magic gun.
The little eunuch took the opportunity to pass the spear, and the tip of the spear hit the clerk's chest like flying. The clerk did not expect such a move, and he was immediately in a hurry. He said it was too late, but it was faster. What kind of skill did the little eunuch have? He had already teased him.
The little eunuch was worried about stabbing him to death when he lifted his robe, so he deflected the tip of the spear and passed between his ribs. The spear hooked the clerk's belt. There was a "chock" sound and the clerk's waistband broke.
The clerk was a man of letters, and had always believed that "a gentleman talks but does not use his hands." After being teased by the little eunuch, his trousers had already fallen to his legs and wrists. When he hurriedly bent over to lift his trousers, he asked the little eunuch to hook the crotch of his trousers.
When he pressed his hand again, the gun seemed to have a hand, and a pair of trousers was taken off by him. When the clerk shouted for trousers, the little eunuch flicked it lightly, and the trousers of the clerk were hanging off.
At the magistrate's gate building
Those who make fun of others are made fun of. The bare-butt clerk covered his lower body with his hands, his face was full of embarrassment, and he yelled at the little eunuch:
"It's so unbecoming, so unbecoming! It's a blasphemy against elegance and angers the saints. Your family won't be able to produce Wenquxing from generation to generation!"