Chapter 97: A Real Eunuch Pretending to Be a Fake Eunuch
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Please think deeply. I don’t care about the few cents. I just hope you respect the value of my labor!) King Fu ascended to the palace and ordered the captured thief to be brought to the palace. Wang Xiaowu was tied up and brought to the palace. He opened his eyes.
Take a look: There is a fat man sitting on the throne. He is about thirty years old. He looks blessed and has a face that is always smiling. This person has: light eyebrows, a pumpkin face, small eyes, a big nose, a wide mouth, and a few chins.
He has a seemingly absent yellow beard, thick legs, and short arms. Although he is sitting, he is no more than four or five feet tall. There are seven chairs next to the whole pile of meat. The seven people sitting there are ugly, handsome, fat, and some.
Thin and ranging in height, these are probably the remaining seven princes.
Wang Xiaowu refused to kneel down and was pushed down by several soldiers. King Fu waved his hand and said:
"Oh, my temper is not small! Forget it, it's not difficult for him, let him stand up and talk to the lonely king." King Fu's voice sounded like a toad, which was particularly harsh in the empty hall.
Wang Xiaowu stood up again
"Are you a eunuch?" asked the toad
"I am a eunuch!" Wang Xiaowu raised his neck
"So you are that Pan You'an?"
Wang Xiaowu's mind suddenly flashed: They are here to capture the eldest brother! Okay, since they recognize me as the eldest brother, let's pretend to be an imperial envoy. He thought to himself and said:
"I am Pan Youan"
The Toad Fortune King was overjoyed and shouted loudly: "Come on, let's pull this kid down and check to see if there is anything in his crotch?"
Just as the warrior was about to take the man away, the Toad King shouted again:
"Come on, come on, I'm afraid you guys won't see the truth if I bring it here. Brother Gu Wang will test it for yourself before you can rest assured."
A warrior pulled Wang Xiaowu back in front of the princes. King Fu smiled and said:
"You touch my dick first"
"Brother, come here, you have good eyesight," the second eldest brother, Prince Ning, declined.
"Pull down his pants" King Fu ordered the samurai
The warrior untied Wang Xiaowu's trousers and wiped them down.
Toad Fu Wang got down from his seat, put his hand into Wang Xiaowu's crotch, touched it randomly, and then laughed and said:
"No, no, no bullshit. He's naked and has no hair on his crotch. He looks like a real guy!"
The seven kings all said together: "Brother has seen it and it is absolutely true, so we won't read it anymore."
King Fu waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, brothers, take a look, don't worry."
The seven kings were helpless. They touched each one one by one and said:
"Brother, this is undoubtedly a eunuch, but I don't know if he is the boy named Pan. Don't let this boy fool us."
"It must be him!" Prince Fu said, "A few days ago, people from the Huang Mansion said it wasn't the eunuch who injured the lives of their five young masters?"
"Why don't you ask those who have seen it to come over and confirm whether it is true or false?" someone from the Seven Kings suggested.
King Fu slapped his forehead and said: "Yes, it's good to recognize it and spend money to buy it with confidence that it won't turn out to be a fake in the end."
After a while, people from the Huang Mansion were summoned to the palace to identify the person. The person looked up and down and said firmly:
"Yes, yes, this is the boy who killed five young masters of my family! He has a pretty face, two bamboo-leaf eyebrows, thin skin and tender flesh, don't look at his elegant appearance, his kung fu is very good, I won't even burn him to ashes
I will admit my mistake.”
Prince Fu was overjoyed. This was when a stone truly fell to the ground. Pan was in his hands. He had neither long-term nor short-term worries. He decided to launch the army of King Qin to kill old thief Wang first and then force him to be stupid.
The emperor's Zen position is of the same origin. He was given the life to stay and let him go to this remote place to be a little king. King Fu thought this way and walked up to personally untie Wang Xiaowu and pat him on the shoulder, with a smile on his face.
He smiled and said comfortingly:
"Eunuch Pan, it's no wonder that this is Prince Gu. We didn't mean to insult your character. Pan Youan's famous name is so loud that it makes our princes' foreheads hurt every day. Now, if you don't do anything for them, what kind of idiots are you?
Are you our opponent? In this way, if you want to fight with us, we will keep you powerful. If you don’t want to fight with us, we will not make it difficult for you. We will let you eat and drink, and live a good life every day. Of course you don’t need women.
, but there must be two people who can wash your feet and rub your back? What do you think, Eunuch Pan?"
Wang Xiaowu's hands and feet were still numb at this moment! He moved his body for a moment and said with a sweet smile:
"Your Majesty, you see, I have no power to tie a chicken, and I have no writing skills. Since all the princes think so highly of me, Pan, I should serve you. It's just that I just came out of the palace, and the emperor gave me the title of imperial envoy. I also
I have no business to do. I heard that the scenery here is beautiful. I took a few followers to go on a tour. I didn’t want to let you arrest me. Now I’m going to turn around and fight back. This bend is too big. Can you give me a little room for maneuver?
I’ll think about it and talk about it later.”
Prince Toad clapped his hands and said: "What a righteous eunuch! Well, it's all up to you. I'll do it according to your opinion! You can go to the palace to rest now. You will feel at ease there, and we will also feel relieved. No matter how many women there are,
You also think that there is something that the lonely king can guarantee, and the conditions will never be worse than your original ones. There are so many people there, so you won’t be homesick."
Wang Xiaowu was carried to the palace in a sedan chair and found a place to stay.
After King Fu sent Wang Xiaowu away, the brothers sat down to discuss the use of troops again. The second eldest brother, King Ning, said:
"Brother, it's not too late. In my opinion, it's better to send out troops immediately to catch him off guard. The young eunuch is now in our hands. This is really a God-given opportunity. How many people in the court can fight? Tong Zhenshan has retired and returned to his hometown. His
Both sons are idiots and cannot be lost. The time will never come again, brother!"
The third oldest brother Xi Wang said: "Brother, the second brother's opinion is correct. Let's go down and prepare. We will immediately send troops to attack the city and seize the territory. It won't take three months. Father's empire will be in our hands."
The old King of Siling also said: "I have long wanted to go to Beijing. The snacks in Beijing are much richer than here, and there are so many kiosk shops dotted here and there. Just thinking about it makes people drool."
It didn't take long for the brothers to reach a consensus, and finally King Fu made the decision: tomorrow the school will order troops and generals, and three days later, troops will be sent to attack the nearest cities and towns.
The little eunuchs failed to steal the chickens but lost a lot of rice. Not to mention the loss of Wang Xiaowu, they almost didn't catch a turtle in the jar. Once everyone was frustrated, the little eunuch laughed and said:
"It would be great if Wang Xiaowu admitted that it was me. He has unique conditions and is not afraid of their inspection. He is guaranteed to be able to convince those gangsters Prince Zhang."
"Sir, what do you mean..." Everyone was puzzled
"What I mean is that if Wang Xiaowu is caught, just say that he is the eunuch Pan You'an. When the eight kings learn that Pan You'an has been caught, they will definitely relax their vigilance, and I will take advantage of it," the little eunuch explained.
Except for Hua Shixiong, who had some idea, everyone else still didn't know what was going on, but it was inconvenient to ask any more questions, so they had to stop the little eunuch and said:
"Other things are easy to handle. It's my horse. It's a beautiful horse. It's been with me for many years. I fought with the Eight Kings. It's a taboo for military officers to change horses before the battle. Is there anyone who can help me get it?"
Huang Ren and Zhang Facun responded: "Don't worry, sir. We will climb the wall into the city tonight and return the BMW to you early tomorrow morning."
The little eunuch was overjoyed and said: "That's great. Thank you for your hard work. I will definitely be able to make a lot of contributions in the future."
The little eunuch and the others found a small inn to stay and ordered some food and wine. Hua Shixiong was a little depressed because he had not accomplished anything yet. The little eunuch suddenly had an idea and said:
"Lao Hua, I have a great achievement, do you dare to go?"
Hua Shixiong patted his chest and said, "If you have anything to say, adults, just say it. Young students should try their best, even if they go through fire and water."
The little eunuch leaned next to Hua Shixiong's ear and gave these instructions again. Hua Shixiong nodded and said:
"My lord, just wait for the good news."
After seeing the three people off, the little eunuch sat alone in the guest room of the shop, feeling very bored. He was used to being lively and couldn't bear the loneliness, so he wanted to go out for a walk. It was dark at this time, and there were only a few people on the streets. Suddenly,
Seeing a figure flashing around him, there was no trace of him in an instant. The little eunuch secretly praised "good skills" and couldn't help but have more thoughts, wanting to find out. The little eunuch lowered his head and looked around, and suddenly saw the figure climbing up the wall and crossing the ridge of the room.
, as if walking on the ground, the little eunuch practiced the skill of taking the head of an admiral in a crowd of thousands of horses. He immediately went underground, fought and fought, no one could beat him. When it comes to Qinggong martial arts, it is rare. The man flew on the wall, he
Running on the ground, he would leave the house on the wall from time to time to see where the man was going. After passing several courtyard walls, the man disappeared for an instant. The little eunuch thought to himself: The enemy of the owner of the house must have arrived! He also climbed up the wall.
, hiding in the dark, watching a murderous and revenge drama to see who is right and who is right, and it is not too late to help when necessary. Thinking like this, I realized that I did not have a weapon with me, and I was afraid to go back to get it.
After a while, he sighed and remembered that there was still a short knife and dagger given by the little emperor hidden in his boot. He bent down and took it out, holding it in his hand just in case something unexpected happened.
The house is tall and large. It seems to be a wealthy family. The owners are probably asleep. All the lights are turned off and the fire is extinguished in every room. There is silence all around.
The little eunuch followed the man to the backyard. He saw him tiptoeing quietly, stepping on the ground silently, and jumped up to the second floor. The little eunuch didn't dare to follow too close. When he saw the man, he gently pried open the door, then sneaked in and tightened his grip.
Then suddenly there was a girl's exclamation, and it was silent for a moment. The little eunuch didn't dare to neglect, and jumped upstairs. Suddenly the lights came on in the room. He leaned over the window, opened the window paper and looked in, and saw
The man just now was holding a sharp knife in his hand, laughing and forcing a beautiful girl to submit.
"It turns out he's a flower thief!" the little eunuch secretly said angrily.