Chapter 222 The Cultural Invasion of the Celestial Dynasty IV
"Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" took less than twenty days to complete, because Tang Bohu starred in Wang Jiuling, and Wang Jiuling would read these Stephen Chow movies when he was bored, so he remembered every scene in his heart.
It's very clear. Basically, it's almost the same as simulating one side.
This film demonstrates the extraordinary imagination that subverts classical themes. In this film, various postmodern techniques emerge in an endless stream, whether it is performance art paintings, modern percussion performances, fashion model gaits and poison introductions full of advertising vocabulary, plus "
With funny ideas such as "utterly disfigured and disfigured", the original gentle drama of a talented man and a beautiful woman has been completely tampered with, which makes people excited and stunned. It is like portraying the four great talents in Jiangnan who have long been regarded as handsome, handsome and talented by people as lustful and vulgar businessmen.
Zhu Zhishan, played by Chen Baixiang, even has a hobby of "transvestites"
However, at the beginning and end of the film, Wang Jiuling did not forget to add the subtitle "This film is purely fictional, any similarities are purely coincidental." However, many people are still very disappointed that Wang Jiuling turned the four most talented people in Jiangnan into lustful and boring people.
I am dissatisfied, but because of the addition of those words, the effect is still very obvious.
The film mainly highlights the love story between Tang Bohu and Qiuxiang, so other things have to give way. Of course, the main reason is that Wang Jiuling originally pirated other people's things, and he couldn't find a better substitute, so he had to do this. Wang Jiuling felt that he
It's already very good. At least I still have a lot of ideas. The storyline of "Bright Sword" is all real, with a little artistic processing, and there is no pirated stuff from later generations.
"Tang Bo Hu Spots Autumn Fragrance" is full of jokes. The first laugh point is Zhu Zhishan's body painting, "Eagle Spreading Its Wings and Swallowing the World". There are scenes of sex pretending to be fighting and plots related to sex. Although it has been criticized by many
Of course, people’s accusations are more likely to make people laugh out loud. Many people are breathless. They have never seen anything so funny, especially something shown in a movie. Fortunately, these people are not the future generations.
The countrymen who are invulnerable to poison
Tang Bohu and his son sang the song "roasted chicken wings" (braised chicken wings), and everyone discovered that roasting chicken wings can be so fun
The "Four Great Talents from the South of the Yangtze River" met on the bridge of Ruhua, and Ruhua's dress made people couldn't help but
A man outside Washington named a cockroach "Xiaoqiang" due to his tragic life experience.
The imperial doctor took Tang Bohu's pulse and improvised vascular vocal music. He visited Qiuxiang at night and Hua'an had a "literary fight" with Chuanxiang.
In order to deceive Mrs. Hua, Allegro improvised and introduced the two poisons "Death in a Day" and "Half-Step with a Smile" in the form of advertisements.
"My feet are beyond recognition" and the long-lost "restoration of beautiful boxing" in martial arts (return to my Piaopiaoquan) "Thank you, 9527!"
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These make people laugh out loud, and the line "Why do we have to know each other before when we meet? Please have mercy on me, sister!" has become a mantra for those who have been trying to pick up girls for a long time but can't pick up anyone. In the end, they get impatient and have no choice but to like them.
I say this sentence, but sometimes it is really effective. After saying this sentence, I really got it.
And inside, they left behind the four great Yin heroes in Jiangnan and went to Qiuxiang. Qiuxiang treated her as a bad guy and beat her into a panda eye. She looked like she was rubbing her eyes. Then she read Tang Bohu's "Song of Peach Blossom Temple" there, and Tang Bohu had a fight with the opponent, which triggered
aroused people’s strong interest in Chinese studies
Because that kind of thing is so interesting. Chinese classes that no one attended before are now crowded with people. Everyone wants to learn classical Chinese, poetry and songs. Girls think that they can find a suitable husband in this way, while boys want to
Look at pretty girls, or please them
The advocates of the New Culture Movement found that fewer and fewer students came to attend their classes, and even those who did come would ask a lot of questions about poetry, poetry, and classical Chinese. These people pessimistically discovered that Wang Jiuling only used a
The movie defeated them, and the efforts of more than ten years seemed to be in vain.
In Japan, "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance", a film about talented people and beauties, has envyed countless girls. Japanese women have a very low status and always have to be submissive, so they yearn for that kind of pure love more, and both men and women are
They are equal. Of course, they want to be as tall, handsome, and talented as Wang Jiuling. Wang Jiuling has gathered all the advantages of human beings in their hearts. When he was a soldier, he was good at fighting, invincible, and invincible. As an administrative official, he was also omnipotent.
Wang Jiuling can write poems, songs, and make movies...in short, he is capable of anything.
Tian Dan has become the jealous object of all women. Who told her to possess Wang Jiuling by herself? Tian Dan felt very wronged. In fact, she only found out about Zhao Qing and Wang Jiuling after she found Zhao Qing. She had long wanted to
I asked, but I just saw that Wang Jiuling was so tired every day, so I didn’t ask until now.
In Southeast Asia, all the films produced in Xikang have been shown in theaters all over the country. The status of the Chinese has also improved, but it has also made people jealous. The natives just can't see others being better than them. If others are better than them, they will be very uncomfortable. If
If the local colonial authorities support them in persecuting the Chinese, they will be happy to become the colonial thugs and lackeys.
Wang Jiuling is also starting to deal with these things, asking the overseas Chinese to move part of their property to the government in order to avoid property losses. However, many people have deposited most of their funds in banks in Xikang. The children at home will send one or two to come.
Xikang and Jiaozhi are developing, just keep one by your side
In European and American countries, although many people cannot understand Chinese and can only read the translated version, and do not understand Chinese humor, the kung fu in it has attracted their attention. Regarding the people flying around inside, various circles in the West have launched
During the discussion, many scientists came out to prove that humans cannot escape the gravity of the earth and fly in the sky without the help of any tools.
At this time, Wang Jiuling was filming the science fiction film "Transformers". Like Kung Fu movies, there was no need to worry about being imitated by foreigners, so he forgot to film "Transformers" first to show off his abilities.
Wang Jiuling's plan to conquer the world culturally has taken the first step, and all aspects are making steady progress. Now there are more than 500,000 reserve troops in Xikang who have received three months of military training. Adding the army, Wang Jiuling can mobilize one million at any time.
Wang Jiuling thinks that the above army only has relatively few aircraft and tanks. Currently, the Xikang Army only has 1,000 aircraft of various types, 800 tanks, and 500 armored vehicles. Compared with such a large army, it is too few, and these are all lightly armored.
, so Wang Jiuling doesn’t want to produce too much, but if other warlords want it, Wang Jiuling will sell it. I don’t tell you to keep this kind of thing a secret.
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