Xiaozhu once thought that the only way to stop Ye Chen from thinking nonsense was to use his own nonsense to influence him.
Therefore, he succeeded in pretending to be a time traveler. Read the full text!
"Damn? That little bastard dared to steal my clothes. Are you tired of living?" Ye Chen cursed angrily.
Xiaozhu smiled tenderly, "That's right. You dare to snatch our master's things. You are really ignorant. Master, you have to practice hard. That guy's cultivation level is very high. It's a bit difficult for you to snatch the things back.
oh!"
"Um...are you very cultivated?" Ye Chen was a little embarrassed, "Ahem, who is that? Did I say I wanted to take it back? Since it has been taken away, there is no point in taking it back."
"This..." Xiaozhu was speechless. He originally wanted to take the opportunity to stimulate Ye Chen's competitive spirit, but he didn't expect that this guy was so useless. What kind of ideas are he thinking?
"What? Didn't you understand?" Ye Chen laughed dryly and continued: "Let me give you an analogy. It's like, someone else wants to marry a wife, and I suddenly show up and fuck that wife, and it just so happens that the groom
The officer found out, and then he ran out to grab it from me."
"So what if he takes it back? The girl has become my woman. If he is not stupid, he will definitely not take it back again. It is not obvious to tell everyone about this and let everyone in the world know.
Was he cuckolded by me?"
".."
In view of the great theory of our classmate Ye Chen, Xiaozhu sister decided to remain silent.
This guy is so weird. What does all this mean? Is there an inevitable connection between the two?
"However, there doesn't seem to be much connection between them. Women are women and clothes are clothes. I still understand this clearly. Women cannot be defiled by others. This is inevitable, but he cannot defile things either.
!" Ye Chen suddenly changed his mind again.
Before Xiaozhu and the others could react, Ye Chen said firmly: "So, I have decided to get it back!"
"Well, that's right!" Xiaozhu said happily.
No matter how nonsense Ye Chen's theory is, as long as he has determination, everything will be nothing.
"Then tell me, what preparations should I make?" Ye Chen asked in surprise, "Don't ask me to rush forward and fight for my life. You said that he has a very high level of cultivation. Even if you give me a kitchen knife, he will not be able to do it."
You can't beat me. No matter how good your martial arts skills are, you are afraid of a kitchen knife. Only a ghost can believe it. A real master is better than having a knife without a knife. If he can take someone's head thousands of miles away, what use can a kitchen knife be used for? I won't be that stupid.
Go fight someone with a kitchen knife!"
"This..." Xiao Zhugang was a little happy, but after hearing Ye Chen's words, he immediately fell into depression again.
Bizarre is no longer enough to describe your thoughts. This is simply the weirdest among the weirdest.
"Master, let me speak!" At this time, Xiaoyi ran out to help Xiaozhu solve the problem.
"Well, then tell me!" Ye Chen nodded.
Xiaoyi coughed twice, raised his voice, and then said: "It's very simple, practice hard!"
"I'd like to hear the details!" Ye Chen nodded, expressing great interest.
Xiaoyi smiled and said: "Your cultivation level is still very low now. It's definitely not possible to rush forward like this. So you have to practice hard and work hard to increase your own strength. Isn't it a piece of cake to get it back by then?"
"It's a piece of cake!" Ye Chen corrected Xiao Yi's wording, and then said: "Also, my cultivation level is very low. Even if I practice, I won't have enough time. By then, everything will be used up.
What’s the point of me getting it back?”
"Yes, this is undeniable, but don't forget, we are still here, and we will help you. With us here, it shouldn't be difficult for you to catch up in cultivation!" Xiaoyi nodded,
said.
"Then what kind of cultivation level is he?" Ye Chen asked curiously.
Xiao Yi did not answer. This time she changed to Xiao Fan, and she only heard her say: "We have studied that the robber is only a master of the third level of personal mystery. As long as you work hard, I don't think it will take too long for you to be able to do it."
If you defeat him, when the time comes, let alone get your things back, even if you..."
"Even if it's a magic horse?" A hint of joking suddenly appeared on Ye Chen's face. He felt that it was time for him to be evil. The latest chapter of The Great Pope.
".." Xiaoshan was speechless. How could this master think of such evil things?
"Hee hee, I know, I know!" Xiao'e was unwilling to be left alone and shouted out.
Ye Chen nodded slightly and said jokingly: "Just say what you have to say. We are in a meeting now. Everyone expresses their opinions. Whoever comes up with a good idea will be rewarded later!"
"Oh? What's the reward?" Xiao'e was a little curious and a little expectant.
"I'll reward you for removing the biochemical color from your body!" Ye Chen said naturally.
He always felt that he looked ugly in green. Although he was much more handsome than the biochemical monsters in the game because of his handsome appearance, the color looked weird.
Green is an extremely ominous color for men, so he decided to get rid of it first.
Xiaozhu knew what he was thinking, and immediately felt like he was lying on the ground, and quickly retorted: "What does green mean that it is unknown? In the eyes of you men, only cuckolds are green?"
"Isn't it?" Ye Chen blinked, with a hint of joking on his face.
"What about the many trees and flowers outside? They are all green, okay?" Xiaozhu retorted angrily.
"Well, that seems right!" Ye Chen nodded rationally. He couldn't offend women, especially the woman in his body... ahem, it was the woman in his body.
".."
Xiaozhu was about to cry, but she couldn't cry. She was not a human being, with no eyes or nose, so how could she cry?
It's just that she deeply felt that it was painful to know other people's thoughts.
She vaguely remembered this scene:
One person held a gun and pointed it at the back of the other person's head, and then said slowly: "You know too much!"
Then bang, the person who knew too much didn't have time to say something like "I will definitely come back" as his last words. Then his eyes turned white and his tongue was elongated. It's as ugly as it sounds.
How ugly.
What a pain!
"How's it going? Are you willing to tell me?" Ye Chen didn't notice Xiaozhu's thoughts and turned to Xiao'e again.
"Then forget it!" Xiao'e directly rejected Ye Chen's kindness.
"Why?" Ye Chen was a little curious, why did he have a green color on his body, and why? He couldn't remember anything, how did he take off his clothes, and how did he get his green skin color?
Many questions lingered in his mind, and he couldn't get rid of them. He couldn't find an answer, and he couldn't feel at ease.
"Anyway, forget it. This will disappear naturally after a month. During this month, you should practice hard. When your cultivation is enough, we will go out and find that person to settle the score." Xiaoyi said with a wry smile.
She didn't dare to speak out, she didn't dare to talk about Ye Chen's self-destruction, she was worried that the incident would be exposed, and even Xiaozhu's identity...and many other things, she had no choice but to hide.
"Is that so?" A trace of confusion flashed in Ye Chen's eyes. He raised his head and glanced at the sky. He didn't speak for a long time, as if he was thinking about something.