At noon, when I woke up from the woods with a handful of viscera in my hand, I saw Zhang Zhe, who was wearing a tattered military coat with cotton chest and abdomen turned out, sitting on the lap of a deer.
On the corpse, ammunition was loaded into the magazine of a revolver in his hand.
"Brother Zha, why did I fall asleep here?"
"I remember that I seemed to have been attacked by something. It seemed that something penetrated my body from behind."
When he said this, he held a handful of viscera in his hand and slowly sat up from the ground. He then took out his right hand covered with black blood and rubbed his right ear and right temple.
Then, the little girl held the handful of offal in her hands, looked at Zhang Zhe in front of her, puffed up her little face, and said coquettishly with a cute look on her face.
"Brother Zha, there is a buzzing in my right ear."
"My right temple hurts too. I can't walk anymore. Can you carry me out of this forest? I want to be held by a princess. You carry me out and I'll give you the meat in my hand to eat!"
"Anyway, you've hit the deer, so just carry me out!"
After putting the loaded revolver back into his waist, Zhang Zhe turned to look at Xiao Fu, who was sitting beside him holding a handful of offal, looking at her acting coquettishly, and smiled slightly.
"Hey, why don't you ask me what happened just now?"
Xiao Fu, holding a handful of offal in her hand with a cute expression, looked at Zhang Zhe with her big eyes flashing for a long time. Then she turned to look at a body not far away that had half its head missing and no gender characteristics.
The corpse of a humanoid monster, covered in snow-white body and holding two bone spurs tightly in its hands, said to Zhang Zhe with a smile.
"Hehe... Brother Zha, what do you have to ask? As long as you are by my side, I am not afraid of anything. I know that I must have gone crazy again just now. It must be you, Brother Zha, again
Protect me." "Hehe... I know, Brother Zha, you are the best to me. Brother Zha, this is the guy who just attacked me from behind, right? But to be honest, Brother Zha, you
Isn’t this method of eating tofu brain good?”
"Next time, just lift off the Tianling Cap. You don't have to cut off half of the head! Your method is too cruel and not professional at all. Brother Zha, what does this guy's tofu brain taste like...
"
In order to wait for Xiao Fu who was chattering endlessly to finish her words, Zhang Zhe, who was sitting next to him, lit a cigarette, blew out a puff of smoke, and said to Xiao Fu with a wry smile.
"Hey, you feel tinnitus in your right ear. It's because I fired a shot in your right ear."
"Originally, I wanted to shake you out of your violent state through the sound of gunshots! But in the end, I seemed to have angered you."
"When you fell on me and bit me, I used the butt of the revolver to knock you unconscious. Now, do you know why you feel pain in your right temple?"
After hearing what Zhang Zhe said, Xiaofu, who didn't care at all, sat on the ground and looked at Zhang Zhe with a cute expression, and said with a smile.
"That's it, it's okay! Compared with the last time you chopped off your head, Brother Zha, you are obviously much gentler to me this time. I must have scratched your military coat, right?"
"Come, you carry me out, and I'll feed you this piece of meat in my hand. How about I treat it as a little compensation for my rampage this time?"
"Hehe... If you like it, I can chew it up and feed it to you mouth to mouth!"
After giving Xiao Fu a cold look, Zhang Zhe took a sip from the cigarette in his hand, and then said coldly to Xiao Fu who was sitting next to him with a cute expression.
"Have a rest!"
"See clearly, the piece of meat in your hand is not some kind of meat, it's my kidney. It's the kidney you took out from my stomach when you ran away, okay?"
"Do you want me to eat myself?"
As soon as Zhang Zhe finished speaking, Xiao Fu, who was sitting beside him, looked stunned.
Then he looked at the piece of kidney in his hand and said to Zhang Zhe beside him with a look of disbelief.
"Holy shit! Brother Zha, is this the legendary kidney? It's such a big piece?"
"Your body should have recovered now, and you don't need this stuff anymore, right? I heard that medicinal supplements are not as good as dietary supplements. You should take whatever supplements you eat. How about I roast your kidneys for you?"
"Or, take it back and make soup for you, stir-fried kidneys or something? You can also make wine, and give you a nice..."
Before Xiaofu could finish her words, Zhang Zhe flicked the cigarette in his hand and stood up to pick up the deer sitting under him. He said with a wry smile to Xiaofu who was sitting on the ground looking at the kidney in his hand.
"Haha... Xiaofu, thank you, you are so kind to me? But there is one thing I still can't figure out. You like to eat tofu so much, why can't your brain become smarter?
"
"Throw away that thing in your hand. I don't like to eat myself. There is a mole zombie corpse over there, go and eat its tofu brains!"
"Eat what you eat to replenish your little brain. Go and replenish your little brain. I'll put this little deer on the horse first. You eat quickly. I'll come back and hug you later."
When Zhang Zhe and Xiao Fu returned to the inn on horseback with the deer on their horses, Momo and Mo Xi had already prepared lunch for everyone in the inn's kitchen.
After seeing Zhang Zhe returning to the inn wearing a tattered military coat, Mo Xi didn't say anything. He just urged Zhang Zhe and Xiao Fu to change clothes and then come to the kitchen to eat.
When Zhang Zhe was changing clothes in the room, Mo Xi walked into the room quietly and stood behind Zhang Zhe. He asked Zhang Zhe with a smirk, who had just put on a pair of trousers, showing off his strong upper body muscles.
"Hey, what's going on with you and Xiaofu? It's just a hunting trip. She's all dirty and you're all in tatters! It's just a deer hunting. Do you two need to end up like this?"
"Tell me the truth. You two were having a field battle outside, right? Can you be more civilized next time? You turned the new military coat given to you today into a beggar's uniform."
"Even if you are the webmaster, you can't do this, right? Xiaoyi and the others are fine, but what about the big one, Grandpa Li and the others? They will make them gossip!"
After putting on a shirt, Zhang Zhe turned around and looked at Mo Xi standing behind him, and said with a helpless smile.
"Hey, can you think less dirty?"
"Xiao Fu and I did have a wild battle in the woods today. This wild battle almost cost me my life."
After saying this, Zhang Zhe told Mo Xi about how he and Xiao Fu were attacked by zombies in the woods and Xiao Fu went berserk.
After listening to Zhang Zhe's story, Mo Xi, who was sitting on the sofa nearby, frowned and spoke slowly to Zhang Zhe, who had just changed clothes.
"After Xiaofu goes berserk, she will become indistinguishable between ourselves and the enemy. We must think of a way. After all, Xiaofu in a berserk state can easily cause trouble for us!"
"The wolf clan's genetic modification technology for half-corpse people is not very mature. After a rampage, it is normal for the state to be out of control of one's own brain."
"Let me try first, can Xiaofu rely on her personal perseverance to overcome this defect of hers? If it doesn't work, you can go to Kawaii and use drug control to help Xiaofu."
"After all, you and Yiran's precious daughter Kawaii is now the most outstanding virus and genetics expert in the virus research center."
After saying this, Moxi immediately got up and left the sofa and walked towards the window on the side.
Standing in front of and behind the window, Mo Xi crossed his arms on his chest, looked at the scenery outside the window, frowned, and spoke to Zhang Zhe behind him with a somewhat disappointed tone.
"Hey, let me tell you something. After we came back, I was in the office and received a radio message from the Virus Research Center."
"The news is that after tomorrow, a group of teams from the Virus Research Center will stay at our station. Let us make all preparations for reception in advance."
"I have some bad premonitions that something might happen here. This feeling makes me really hard to calm down. To be honest, I'm a little scared..."
Before Mo Xi could finish speaking, Zhang Zhe, who hugged Mo Xi's slender waist from behind, said with a smile in Mo Xi's ear.
"Hey, what's going on? I, Sister Xi, why do I still feel uneasy and scared?"
"Hey, what do you have to feel uneasy and afraid about? Even if I am a monkey who can't climb Wuzhi Mountain, I will go to Lingxiao Palace again for you and our daughter Yuxuan!"
"Don't be afraid, isn't there me behind you?"
After hearing Zhang Zhe's words, a sweet smile appeared on Mo Xi's expression.
Mo Xi, who was looking at the scenery outside the window, smiled and asked Zhang Zhe, who was holding him behind him, in a soft tone.
"Hey, you probably haven't said this to Yiran, right?"
"As long as you, a monkey who can't climb Wuzhi Mountain, are by my side, I won't be afraid of anything or worry about anything!"
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