Zhuge Qinglan is very slim and not as tall as Situ Hao, so when Situ Hao put on the women's clothing she gave him, his wrists and ankles were exposed, like a set of dehydrated clothes.
The most terrible thing is that Zhuge Qinglan found two wild fruits for him as props, put them in the bellyband that looked very small and tied them with a rope, and made him two round and bulging peaks, from the surface
It seems that it is really a bit similar, but Situ Hao feels quite uncomfortable.
Zhuge Qinglan is a very smart person, and she is very playful. She knows that besides the difference between men and women, it is the throat joint, so she covered up the throat joints of both of them and taught Situ Hao to change.
Sound art, let Situ Hao speak in her voice.
Diamond change is not very difficult to learn. As long as you know how to control the vocal cords, everything is done well, the sun has already set, and the western sky is covered with red glow.
Situ Hao looked at his shrinking clothes with a sad face. He had to say in Zhuge Qinglan's voice: "My husband, how do I go out to see people?"
My husband was called by Zhuge Qinglan, and Situ Hao called her this name. He felt goosebumps all over his body.
"My wife, be good, when we arrive at the city ahead, I will buy you some expensive clothes and then buy you some gold and silver jewelry." Zhuge Qinglan said in Situ Hao's voice.
Seeing that the little witch was about to play, Situ Hao immediately changed his face: "You don't have to play so thoroughly, right?" He asked loudly in his original voice.
Zhuge Qinglan glared at him viciously, came to his side, flashed out with his right hand, and slapped him firmly: "Whatever my husband says is, I dare to object, I will ask Beibei to bite you."
He still scolded in Situ Hao's voice: "Also, you are not allowed to speak in your own voice before you restore your true colors."
Situ Hao touched the cheek that was so painful that Zhuge Qinglan beaten, and could only knock down his teeth and swallow it in his stomach: "Damn it, if you are playing like this, if you can't get you, I will suffer a lot.
In order to push you down, I will accept it first." Situ Hao said viciously in his heart.
In order to fulfill his plan, Situ Hao was slapped heavily by Zhuge Qinglan, but he couldn't say anything. He could only laugh with him and said in Zhuge Qinglan's voice: "Whatever my husband says is what you follow, everything is up to you."
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Zhuge Qinglan nodded with satisfaction: "This is almost the same. Madam, please follow your husband to the city!"
After the words came to the ground, Zhuge Qinglan directly flew her first-grade magic weapon Haoyue Crystal Lotus and ran forward. Situ Hao also quickly sacrificed the black golden blade, flew on it, and followed her quickly.
Behind.
At this time, Situ Hao only hoped that the two of them would go to the city above quickly, find an inn, ask for a room, and start his own plan to knock it down.
The two of them flew forward quickly and arrived in a small city in the evening. Zhuge Qinglan spent a lot of money. Not only did they tailor-made three sets of silk fabric clothes for Situ Hao, but they even gave them bellybands.
He took charge of it. Of course, the so-called gold and silver jewelry is a thing of the past, and Zhuge Qinglan did not forget to buy three sets of fitted men's clothing for herself. It seems that she wants to maintain such a dress for a long time.
Situ Hao was wearing the clothes that seemed to be very severely shrunk, followed Zhuge Qinglan with a sad face, and moved forward in the strange eyes of some people, scolding Zhuge Qinglan's ancestors in his heart.
Have gone through one by one.
Soon, they found the largest inn in the city and asked for a room. The food was not called. Zhuge Qinglan hurriedly pulled Situ Hao back to the room and urged Situ Hao to change to a brand new one.
Clothes.
Changing clothes is secondary. The most terrible thing is that Zhuge Qinglan does what he says and insists on putting earrings on Situ Hao, which makes him in pain.
When everything was done, Zhuge Qinglan pulled Situ Hao to the mirror. When he saw the person in the mirror, he almost fainted.
The woman Zhuge Qinglan disguised Situ Hao was not very ugly, but the heavy makeup she put on his face made Situ Hao feel that she was not only a noble lady at this time, but also a feeling of herself.
He is an absolute (harmonious) slutty woman.
"Wow, madam, now you are by my side so that you won't lose your husband's face!" Zhuge Qinglan said with a laugh in Situ Hao's voice.
"My husband, I'm so hungry. Hurry up and order food. We can go to bed after eating." Situ Hao held back the irritability in his heart and said urgently.
"Miss, be good, let's go together!" Zhuge Qinglan said these words in Situ Hao's voice, but she still stretched out her tender (harmonious) white hand that was as beautiful as jade and pinched Situ Hao's jaw.
When the white little white hand pinched Situ Hao's jaw, the tender impact made Situ Hao feel electric shock, and the faint body fragrance coming from Zhuge Qinglan's hand was even more so
Situ Hao was so itchy that he was so flirted with.
Situ Hao could no longer help it, and hurriedly grabbed the jade hand that pinched his jaw and kissed him hard: "Young master is so nice, let's go downstairs to have dinner together!" While Zhuge Qinglan was still
Before he got angry, Situ Hao said to her anxiously in Zhuge Qinglan's voice.
Zhuge Qinglan glared at him fiercely, but it was not easy to get angry, so he could only get up and walk down.
Situ Hao took the opportunity to hold Zhuge Qinglan's right arm and leaned his body slightly against her, looking like a loving couple.
Zhuge Qinglan wanted to push Situ Hao away directly, but he reminded her in a timely manner: "Don't forget that we are husband and wife now." He directly pushed her back.
The two of them came to the dining hall so lovingly.
There are many people in the hall. Situ Hao fully demonstrated his slutty (harmonious) nature at this time. He rubbed Zhuge Qinglan's body and his right hand kept wandering behind her, gently stroking her waist.
What's more, they would pinch Zhuge Qinglan's buttocks in public, and the eyes of the diners in the hall were almost falling off.
"What are you looking at? Have you never seen the lady take care of her husband's oil?" Situ Hao also seized the opportunity to issue such a warning to the diners.
After drinking like this, the more honest diners became calm, while the unhonest diners whistled at Situ Hao and started cheering loudly.
Zhuge Qinglan was almost so angry that she vomited blood, but it was not easy to get angry. When the two were sitting at the table, she was very "talking" and sitting opposite Situ Hao.
She is not a fool, and Situ Hao clearly wants to use his identity as a couple to be rude to her. In this public place, she has to stay away from him and come back to her room to clean up this guy.