After Tian Zongyu put the nipple on his face, he was greatly surprised by the subtle changes. Unexpectedly, he couldn't help but stretched out his right hand and pinched his face gently with his thumb and middle finger.
Pain immediately hit my heart, and there was no strange change after the face was tied. "Oh my God, the face was obviously tied with the milky white thing just now, how could it happen?
There is no other feeling at all? Moreover, when I pinch my face, it looks exactly like my own face!" Tian Zongyu said in disbelief.
Ni Ye patted his forehead: "Boss Tian, you stupid bird, didn't I tell you that this is the best product, something that has no market price? If it sticks to your face, there will naturally be no
What other feelings, otherwise, who would spend a sky-high price to buy this thing? Moreover, this kind of top-quality ** is the best escape prop for people running away. Some people, in order to escape for their lives, have never picked it up in their lives.
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"Ah, for the rest of my life, brother Ni, you won't tell me that I will have to wear this ** for the rest of my life!" Tian Zongyu exclaimed loudly.
"Isn't it good to live like this for the rest of your life? Don't even look at how handsome you are now. You are just a drop-dead handsome type. If you go out like this, I'm sure there will be many beauties.
He automatically threw himself into his arms. Don’t believe it? Well, I’ll show you a mirror.” After the teasing, Niye actually took out a bronze mirror from his arms and held it up in front of Tian Zongyu.
Tian Zongyu looked at himself in the bronze mirror, and couldn't help but feel a little bit in his heart. He saw a completely strange young man appeared in the mirror, with a complexion like jade, a nose like a lion, and full red lips. He was really a super guy who could make people's eyes pop out.
Big handsome guy. "Is this... is this still me?" Tian Zongyu asked in a daze.
"What are you thinking about? It could be you. Compared with him, one is a bright moon and the other is a firefly. Haha, but if you use this ** for the rest of your life, you can say that this is
What about you, think about it, just use this piece of paper to spend your whole life, and you will deceive thousands of girls." Niye said a little rogue.
"Hmph, if you want to be the first one to deceive me, just go to sister Mo Ya. She is a good girl. She is good-looking and knowledgeable. Especially the bookish air about her can make people transcend the ordinary world." Tian Zongyu said with some chest tightness.
said.
"You...you dare..." Niye said eagerly.
"You don't want me to do this, so tell me now, how can I get rid of this **? Although this ** is really handsome, I still want to live my life as I am."
Hearing this, Min Ye glared at Tian Zongyu fiercely, took out another small white bottle from his arms, handed it to Tian Zongyu and said angrily: "Here, this is the potion for removing vaginal discharge, remember."
, you can have anyone’s ideas from now on, just don’t have Mo Ya’s ideas, otherwise, I will fight you tooth and nail."
Tian Zongyu took the bottle of potion and chuckled: "I'm kidding you, I'm not that nasty, don't worry. Moya will be my biological sister from now on, haha..."
"Humph, that's pretty much it." Niye nodded and said.
"Brother Nie, I want to ask you a question, and you have to answer me honestly, okay?" Tian Zongyu said with a smirk on his face.
"what is the problem?"
"You are a grown man, why do you always wear a bronze mirror on your body?"
"A handsome man like me naturally has to maintain his image at all times. Unlike you, who is short and not handsome, so naturally he doesn't have to pay attention to his image all the time. Because no matter how clean you wash your face or do your hair,
Liang, I believe no one will pay attention to you." Min Ye said angrily.
"You are so wild, you are so bad. People are born like this. Is this also my fault? You are actually making fun of me with this." Tian Zongyu shouted loudly.
"Haha, okay, I won't joke with you anymore. If people see me like this, why do you expect me to hang out in the world? You should be more careful from now on, I'm leaving."
"Yes, I understand. Thank you, Brother Ni, for your help. We'll see you later." Tian Zongyu cupped his fists and saluted Ni Ye.
"See you later." Niye returned the gift without saying anything more. His body did not turn around at all, and lightning shot out. At the moment of shooting, he turned around and disappeared into the endless night in the blink of an eye.
Tian Zongyu looked at the direction in which Ni Ye disappeared, and he couldn't help but feel melancholy in his heart. He didn't know when Ni Ye left, and he didn't know when he would see this new friend. Once Ni Ye left, the huge valley opened up.
Tian Zongyu was left alone. He stood there, thought for a while, then immediately picked up the magic weapon and flew toward the southeast. Because there was someone he cared about.
In the restaurant, an extremely handsome man stepped in. Everyone looked at this handsome man with astonished eyes. Among them, there were a few female guests who looked at the handsome man with eyes that were almost intense.
Degree.
This person was Tian Zongyu. He couldn't bear the look in the eyes of those female customers. He couldn't help but quicken his pace and ran directly to the second floor. The waiter below looked at him in surprise and hurriedly followed him.
Behind me, I followed him upstairs.
The upstairs was deserted. There were only four cultivators carrying weapons by the window, eating food, drinking wine, and chatting. When they saw Tian Zongyu coming up, a look of surprise flashed across their faces.
In a moment, they returned to normal, still eating their food, drinking their food, and talking about their food.
Tian Zongyu found a table far away from them and sat down. At this time, the waiter also came over and asked with a flattering smile: "Sir, what do you want to use?"
"Bring me a bowl of beef noodles!" Tian Zongyu said.
"Sir, just a bowl of beef noodles, don't you want to order anything else?" the waiter asked in disbelief.
"No more." Tian Zongyu shook his head and said.
"Oh, sir, please wait a moment." After the waiter said that, he walked downstairs with some disappointment. He never expected that it would be such a small business to follow him upstairs.
"Haha, I heard that there is a happy event happening in Disha Palace? Have you heard about this?" A man at the other table asked with a mysterious face.
As soon as the words Disha Palace entered Tian Zongyu's ears, he immediately focused all his attention.
"Of course I heard about it. This incident has caused a sensation in the world of cultivation that is thousands of miles away. What do you think Lan Tianba thinks, that he would marry his daughter to a bad old man?"
Hearing this, Tian Zongyu's heart couldn't help but beat wildly.
"Bad old man? Hehe, I think he shouldn't be a bad old man. He should be an old man with extremely high cultivation skills and has already entered the ranks of peerless masters! Haha, do you think Lan Tianba has encountered any trouble?
Where can I ask for the Nine Swords of Dugu, the Sword Demon of the South China Sea?"
"Ask him for help? After all, Lan Tianba is also the master of Disha Palace, one of the four evil cultivating sects. What can you ask him for? I don't think there is such a possibility."
"It's hard to say. No matter how powerful Lan Tianba is, can he be as powerful as Dugu Nine Swords? The cultivation skills of Dugu Nine Swords are rare in the entire world of cultivation. Alas, high skill means good cultivation
I didn't expect that there would be such a benefit, allowing Dugu Jiujian, an old cow, to still eat young grass. I heard that Lan Tianba's daughter is a beautiful flower! Hehe, you guys said, that old man
After marrying Lan Tianba's daughter, does he still have the energy to exercise?" One of the men asked with an obscene smile.
"Haha, I think it should be possible. Otherwise, why would he marry Lan Tianba's daughter? Should he marry her back and put it before his eyes, thinking about the heroic bravery of his youth..." As soon as these words came out, several people laughed together.
Laughed loudly.
"However, in this way, it seems that the Disha Palace will be bustling in two months. The Disha Palace and the Nanhai Sword Demon are getting married. I think all the evil cultivation sects will come to participate..." One of the men said.
At this time, Tian Zongyu was in a state of confusion. He could no longer listen to what they were saying. He didn't want the beef noodles anymore, so he just threw away the money and went downstairs to leave.