"How well-behaved my Tan'er was originally? Now it's become so ridiculous. How dare you say it wasn't you who taught her?" Lao Zhu pointed at Han Du's nose and cursed.
Han Du felt aggrieved. Zhu Tan had been smart since he was a child, but far from being well-behaved, he was acting a bit erratically. After being taught by the academy, he was now much more well-behaved.
Logically speaking, Han Du has contributed to this.
But Lao Zhu has never been a man of reason. If he said Han Du was wrong, then he was also wrong.
Fortunately, Lao Zhu also quickly realized that his words were a bit, well, exaggerated, but he would not admit his mistakes.
He waved his hand impatiently and said, "I don't care, since you are his husband now, then you have to dissuade him and don't let him continue."
"Yes, I will stop King Lu right now." Han Du had no choice but to agree quickly. .??.
Zhu Tan was still waiting quietly in the academy for the palace to provide him with human urine, but Han Du came to visit him the next day.
"Sir, is there something wrong with you?" Zhu Tan took the initiative to ask Han Du when he saw that Han Du had a flattering smile on his face and found it difficult to speak.
Han Du's face showed helplessness, and he smiled and waved his hand to Zhu Tan to sit down and talk.
"I really have something to ask you. Please tell me the truth. How did you come up with the idea of extracting gold from human urine?"
"I saw that the colors of the two things were almost exactly the same, so I thought of it." There is nothing to hide, Zhu Tan said.
Han Du nodded and said in an appreciative tone: "We are very happy that you can have such thoughts, which means that you have taken what we teach into your heart."
At this point, after a pause, Han Du shook his head again, "But isn't it ridiculous for you to connect two unrelated things just because they have the same color?"
"Didn't the teacher teach the orphans to use it for exploration?" Zhu Tan also has a stubborn temper. Once he has got in, he will not back down easily.
Han Du was immediately angered by Zhu Tan, "We asked you to explore, are you exploring now? You are messing around. And I can tell you clearly that there is no gold in this thing, not even a little bit.
None. You've already tried it yourself, haven't you found gold? Be obedient, can you stop this matter?"
"No." Zhu Tan shook his head cleanly.
"Why?" Han Du didn't understand. He told you there was no gold there, so why were you still so persistent? You are King Lu of the Ming Dynasty, not a farmer. Why do you catch people peeing?
Zhu Tan didn't mean to joke at all, and said seriously: "The person who used it last time urinated too little, and maybe it couldn't be noticed. This time I have prepared enough, and there will definitely be gains."
Why are you so persistent!
Seeing that he could not persuade Zhu Tan, Han Du could only lament what a strange thing he had encountered.
A few days later, Zhu Tan took several large cars of people with him and wanted to drag him into the academy. By chance, he met Han Jingyun at the door.
As soon as Han Jingyun saw Zhu Tan, he subconsciously took two steps back, as if there was some bad smell on him. Then he saw several carriages following Zhu Tan. Han Jingyun kicked his eyes, pointed at Zhu Tan and asked sharply
:"what do you want to do?"
Zhu Tan bowed slightly and replied: "Mr. Han, the human urine I used last time was too little to extract anything. This time I prepared more to see if I can extract gold."
>
"Do you want to do it again in the academy?" Han Jingyun suddenly looked like a frightened cat, with all the hair on his body standing on end.
Seeing that Zhu Tan was not talking nonsense, and thinking that the disgusting smell would come again in the academy, Han Jingyun suddenly pointed at Zhu Tan. "Get out, take these ghosts of yours and get as far away as you can.
If you dare to bring these things into the academy again, I, I will break your legs."
After saying that, he turned around and ran away from Zhu Tan. When he reached the gate of the academy, he couldn't help but order the guard. "Look at him. If he dares to bring those things to the academy, just break his legs."
"
After hearing this, the guards smiled bitterly in their hearts. They were just two big soldiers. How could they dare to touch the bad luck of the academy students? But Han Jingyun and the others couldn't afford to offend them. One of them had to come to Zhu Tan and persuade him: "Master Zhu, please
Don’t you think, should we find another place to pull these things over, or should we?”
Zhu Tan didn't want to embarrass these guards, so naturally he couldn't drag these things into the academy.
So where should I pull it?
Zhu Tan vaguely remembered that his father had once rewarded a village outside the city, so he simply brought these things to the village. Thinking of this, Zhu Tan immediately sent people back to the palace to find the housekeeper and took him to Zhuangzi.
Zhu Tan came to Zhuangzi and immediately started refining without any scruples. This time on his own territory, let alone boiling urine, no one would dare to make irresponsible remarks even if he did something shameful.
.
Zhu Tan still set up a large pot, and then ordered people to start cooking. When it was almost dry, he poured it in again and continued to cook until the last pot.
Zhu Tan, who had been watching the changes in the pot, suddenly noticed a dazzling light bursting out from the side of the pot.
"Wait a minute, stop, and quickly pull out the fire."
Just as Zhu Tan was yelling, the pot exploded a few more times.
If Zhu Tan was still doubting whether he was dazzled just now, then these few bright flashes confirmed to him that he had really extracted something from the pot.
Well, it shouldn't be gold.
Zhu Tan glanced into the pot and saw a layer of shimmering white stuff on the bottom of the pot. He didn't know what it was.
The people around also noticed the strange phenomenon in the pot. They didn't expect that the prince, who originally thought it was the prince who was playing tricks, actually made something extraordinary?
Zhu Tan looked at the contents in the pot and wanted to step forward, but suddenly stopped. He thought of Han Du who had to wash his hands carefully after each experiment, and how he had repeatedly warned them about what they had obtained from the experiment.
Never touch it recklessly with your hands.
After thinking for a while, Zhu Tan ordered the eunuch: "Send someone to watch this pot. No one is allowed to get close to it. I'm going to find the gentleman to see what's in it."
"Yes, Your Majesty."
Zhu Tan hurriedly came to the academy. He was lucky. Han Du did not go to Shibosi today, but came to the study instead.
Zhu Tan rushed in directly without knocking on the door.
Han Du only felt a strong smell coming towards his face, and the fragrant tea in Xun's hand instantly became tasteless.
"What did you do? You're not going to cook again, are you?" Han Du quickly stood up, opened the window and smelled, and felt relieved when he found no strange smell in the academy.
What kind of evil did the academy do? It has to endure Zhu Tan's pretentiousness. "What a well-behaved child my Tan'er was originally? Now it has become so ridiculous. How dare you say that it was not you who taught me?" Lao Zhu pointed at Han.
Du's nose started to curse.
Han Du felt aggrieved. Zhu Tan had been smart since he was a child, but far from being well-behaved, he was acting a bit erratically. After being taught by the academy, he was now much more well-behaved.
Logically speaking, Han Du has contributed to this.
But Lao Zhu has never been a man of reason. If he said Han Du was wrong, then he was also wrong.
Fortunately, Lao Zhu also quickly realized that his words were a bit, well, exaggerated, but he would not admit his mistakes.
He waved his hand impatiently and said, "I don't care, since you are his husband now, then you have to dissuade him and don't let him continue."
"Yes, I will stop King Lu right away." Han Du had no choice but to agree quickly.
Zhu Tan was still waiting quietly in the academy for the palace to provide him with human urine, but Han Du came to visit him the next day.
"Sir, is there something wrong with you?" Zhu Tan took the initiative to ask Han Du when he saw that Han Du had a flattering smile on his face and found it difficult to speak.
Han Du's face showed helplessness, and he smiled and waved his hand to Zhu Tan to sit down and talk.
"I really have something to ask you. Please tell me the truth. How did you come up with the idea of extracting gold from human urine?"
"I saw that the colors of the two things were almost exactly the same, so I thought of it." There is nothing to hide, Zhu Tan said.
Han Du nodded and said in an appreciative tone: "We are very happy that you can have such thoughts, which means that you have taken what we teach into your heart."
At this point, after a pause, Han Du shook his head again, "But isn't it ridiculous for you to connect two unrelated things just because they have the same color?"
"Didn't the teacher teach the orphans to use it for exploration?" Zhu Tan also has a stubborn temper. Once he has got in, he will not back down easily.
Han Du was immediately angered by Zhu Tan, "We asked you to explore, are you exploring now? You are messing around. And I can tell you clearly that there is no gold in this thing, not even a little bit.
None. You've already tried it yourself, haven't you found gold? Be obedient, can you stop this matter?"
"No." Zhu Tan shook his head cleanly.
"Why?" Han Du didn't understand. He told you there was no gold there, so why were you still so persistent? You are King Lu of the Ming Dynasty, not a farmer. Why do you catch people peeing?
Zhu Tan didn't mean to joke at all, and said seriously: "The person who used it last time urinated too little, and maybe it couldn't be noticed. This time I have prepared enough, and there will definitely be gains."
Why are you so persistent!
Seeing that he could not persuade Zhu Tan, Han Du could only lament what a strange thing he had encountered.
A few days later, Zhu Tan took several large cars of people with him and wanted to drag him into the academy. By chance, he met Han Jingyun at the door.
As soon as Han Jingyun saw Zhu Tan, he subconsciously took two steps back, as if there was some bad smell on him. Then he saw several carriages following Zhu Tan. Han Jingyun kicked his eyes, pointed at Zhu Tan and asked sharply
:"what do you want to do?"
Zhu Tan bowed slightly and replied: "Mr. Han, the human urine I used last time was too little to extract anything. This time I prepared more to see if I can extract gold."
>
"Do you want to do it again in the academy?" Han Jingyun suddenly looked like a frightened cat, with all the hair on his body standing on end.
Seeing that Zhu Tan was not talking nonsense, and thinking that the disgusting smell would come again in the academy, Han Jingyun suddenly pointed at Zhu Tan. "Get out, take these ghosts of yours and get as far away as you can.
If you dare to bring these things into the academy again, I, I will break your legs."
After saying that, he turned around and ran away from Zhu Tan. When he reached the gate of the academy, he couldn't help but order the guard. "Look at him. If he dares to bring those things to the academy, just break his legs."
"
After hearing this, the guards smiled bitterly in their hearts. They were just two big soldiers. How could they dare to touch the bad luck of the academy students? But Han Jingyun and the others couldn't afford to offend them. One of them had to come to Zhu Tan and persuade him: "Master Zhu, please
Don’t you think, should we find another place to pull these things over, or should we?”
Zhu Tan didn't want to embarrass these guards, so naturally he couldn't drag these things into the academy.
So where should I pull it?
Zhu Tan vaguely remembered that his father had once rewarded a village outside the city, so he simply brought these things to the village. Thinking of this, Zhu Tan immediately sent people back to the palace to find the housekeeper and took him to Zhuangzi.
Zhu Tan came to Zhuangzi and immediately started refining without any scruples. This time on his own territory, let alone boiling urine, no one would dare to make irresponsible remarks even if he did something shameful.
.
Zhu Tan still set up a large pot, and then ordered people to start cooking. When it was almost dry, he poured it in again and continued to cook until the last pot.
Zhu Tan, who had been watching the changes in the pot, suddenly noticed a dazzling light bursting out from the side of the pot.
"Wait a minute, stop, and quickly pull out the fire."
Just as Zhu Tan was yelling, the pot exploded a few more times.
If Zhu Tan was still doubting whether he was dazzled just now, then these few bright flashes confirmed to him that he had really extracted something from the pot.
Well, it shouldn't be gold.
Zhu Tan glanced into the pot and saw a layer of shimmering white stuff on the bottom of the pot. He didn't know what it was.
The people around also noticed the strange phenomenon in the pot. They didn't expect that the prince, who originally thought it was the prince who was playing tricks, actually made something extraordinary?
Zhu Tan looked at the contents in the pot and wanted to step forward, but suddenly stopped. He thought of Han Du who had to wash his hands carefully after each experiment, and how he had repeatedly warned them about what they had obtained from the experiment.
Never touch it recklessly with your hands.
After thinking for a while, Zhu Tan ordered the eunuch: "Send someone to watch this pot. No one is allowed to get close to it. I'm going to find the gentleman to see what's in it."
"Yes, Your Majesty."
Zhu Tan hurriedly came to the academy. He was lucky. Han Du did not go to Shibosi today, but came to the study instead.
Zhu Tan rushed in directly without knocking on the door.
Han Du only felt a strong smell coming towards his face, and the fragrant tea in Xun's hand instantly became tasteless.
"What did you do? You're not going to cook again, are you?" Han Du quickly stood up, opened the window and smelled, and felt relieved when he found no strange smell in the academy.
What kind of evil has the academy done? It has to bear Zhu Tan's contrition.