Five hundred and sixtieth chapters aftermath of the car earthquake
"Arrogant!" Han Bingbing said casually without thinking, "Don't forget, you haven't found out the person who lied to me yet."
"Squeak!" Accompanied by a sharp brake sound, Ren Xiaoyao stopped the car to the side of the road, and warned the woman next to him with a livid face: "Don't mention this matter in front of me again, otherwise don't blame me for falling out."
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Han Bingbing actually knew that Ren Xiaoyao had always felt pain in Ren Xiaoyao's heart over the fact that she had been deceived into losing her virginity. Normally, neither of them dared to mention it, so she had already begun to regret her words just now.
Now seeing the gloomy and scary look on the man's face, he didn't dare to say anything more. He nodded and lowered his head silently.
At this time, Ren Xiaoyao, who was sitting in the car, couldn't help but feel irritated when he thought that because of his last disappearance, Han Bingbing was deceived and almost to the point of irreversibility.
Ren Xiaoyao stretched out his hand and pressed the button to close the windows and curtains of the BMW. Then, he reached out to the side of his body and pulled Han Bingbing's delicate body next to him.
Then he lowered his head and kissed her fiercely, sucking Han Bingbing's sexy red lips greedily.
His hands slid directly into the skirt of the woman's top, and through a thin layer of lace bra, he kneaded the delicate skin on the woman's chest to relieve the unhappiness in his heart.
After Ren Xiaoyao's hard work, Han Bingbing, whose body had become extremely sensitive, was suddenly attacked by a man. After a while of trembling, her body began to gradually become excited.
A vague groan came from the lips blocked by the man, and a pair of watery eyes that seemed to be dripping with water became intoxicated.
Ren Xiaoyao let go of the woman's mouth and kissed her pink neck. One hand began to unbutton the woman's chest, while the other hand continued to stroke the woman's amazingly elastic breasts.
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"Honey, please, we are on the street now!" Han Bingbing let out a bone-gnawing ecstasy, begging Ren Xiaoyao like a little sheep in a wolf's mouth.
Brain, prepare to let the big bad wolf announce the silver on the street to let you go.
"What are you afraid of? The curtains have been closed and you can't see the passers-by outside!" Ren Xiaoyao used to often make love with Zhou Ruo and Ren Yu in the car.
Knowing that making love in a car is about being short, frequent, and fast, he directly pulled off the woman's skirt and leaned over to enter the woman's body. Suddenly, there was a slight gasp and a low moan in the narrow space.
There was a roar in the carriage.
Maybe it was because it was the first time I did it with Han Bingbing in a car, or maybe it was because the location this time was quite special.
Thinking that there was a busy street with people coming and going outside, the two people who were enjoying sex in the car felt very excited. They quickly ended the battle and arrived at Gaochao in less than one-fifth of the usual time.
"You bad guy has really become more and more perverted now. You actually force people to have sex on the street!" Han Bingbing couldn't help but feel weak all over, and it took a lot of effort to finally put her clothes in order, and said
Li also kept cursing in a low voice the man next to him with a smirk on his face.
Ren Xiaoyao glanced at the woman next to him, whose face was still flushed with the characteristic after love, and said in reply: "Weren't you so excited that your whole body was shaking just now?"
"It's obvious that you bullied someone but you're still so cruel. Are you being unreasonable?" Han Bingbing said angrily, her eyes instantly filled with moisture.
"Women are really made of water, and they burst into tears every now and then!" Ren Xiaoyao basically has no ability to resist women's tears.
Seeing that moisture was beginning to gather in the eyes of the woman next to him, he quickly took Han Bingbing's body into his arms and began to apologize to her, although he didn't know where he was wrong.
Five minutes later, the moisture in Han Bingbing's eyes finally disappeared. She stretched out her hand and pinched Ren Xiaoyao's arm. She pouted and said, "As a punishment, you will tell people jokes. If you don't make them laugh, you won't stop. Otherwise, they will still laugh."
I want to cry for you!"
"Alas!" Ren Xiaoyao looked at the little woman next to him and couldn't help but sigh. He really didn't know when it started. Tears have become a woman's most powerful weapon, a surefire way to deal with "loving" men.
"Tell me, you used to like telling jokes to make people happy!" Han Bingbing said coquettishly, shaking the man's arm.
"Okay!" Ren Xiaoyao usually likes to tell classic jokes to make women happy, but which woman seems to be Qiaoyun instead of Han Bingbing in front of him!
Under the threat of the woman's tears, Ren Xiaoyao had no choice but to tell a joke he saw recently on the Internet to deal with Han Bingbing.
There are two very smart young economic geniuses who often argue endlessly about some profound economic theories.
One day while going for a walk after dinner, two outstanding young men got into an argument over the proof of a certain mathematical model. When they were having a hard time deciding the winner, they suddenly discovered a pile of maggot-covered feces on the grass in front of them.
A said to B, if you can eat it, I am willing to pay 50 million.
The temptation of 50 million is really not small. Should you eat it or not?
B took out a pen and paper, performed precise mathematical calculations, and quickly came up with the optimal solution in economics: eat! So A lost 50 million. Of course, B's extra meal was not an easy one.
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The two of them continued walking and suddenly found a pile of stool with maggots crawling in it. At this time, B began to feel violently nauseated, and A also felt a little distressed about the 50 million he had just spent.
Yu Yi said, if you eat it, I will give you 50 million.
So, different calculation methods, the same calculation result - eat!
A is satisfied with taking back 50 million, while B seems to have found some psychological balance.
But suddenly, the geniuses cried loudly at the same time: We got nothing from the trouble for a long time, but we ate two piles of shit in vain! They couldn't figure it out, so they had to ask their mentor, a famous economics expert, to give
Give an explanation.
After listening to the stories of the two students, I didn't expect the master to burst into tears.
After finally calming down a bit, the instructor raised a trembling finger and said with great excitement: "One hundred million! One hundred million! My dear classmates, on behalf of the motherland and the people, I thank you.
You just ate two piles of maggot-ridden feces and contributed 100 million yuan to the country's GDP!"
Although the smile on Han Bingbing's face and the slightly upturned corners of her mouth already explained the problem, she still suppressed her smile and said to the man next to her: "It's not funny at all, keep going!"
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