"It's all my fault that one of my brothers is too stingy and gives me too little pocket money, so I had to take advantage of this time to come to the United States to smuggle some Viagra back home to earn a little money!" The fake Ren Xiaoyao said with his head hanging down.
"I didn't expect that the U.S. government would crack down on the smuggling of Viagra so hard. In order to intercept two boxes of Viagra, it not only used so many aircraft and armored vehicles, but what's even more outrageous is that it actually mobilized two squadrons of special forces with green beanie hats.
Are you worried that Uncle Bin Laden will lead heavily armed Al Qaeda terrorists to smuggle Viagra from the United States to the Middle East on a large scale to earn funds for his activities?" Fake Ren Xiaoyao continued to mutter.
After mobilizing so many troops to make such a big noise, in the end, only two boxes of Viagra were intercepted. General Hauge, who was thinking about how to write this report when he returned home, heard the counterfeit in front of him keep spitting out vicious words.
He was so angry that he almost vomited three liters of blood on the spot to humiliate the U.S. government with his language. But now he had no way to deal with the other party.
Now he has indeed seized smuggled contraband on the helicopter, but the contraband seized this time is indeed a bit unflattering. Do you want him to accuse Ren Xiaoyao, the world's richest man with a net worth of nearly 100 billion U.S. dollars, of smuggling Viagra back from the United States?
Is China “profiteering”?
If he does this, he will probably make the U.S. military the laughing stock of other armies in the world, and his immediate boss, the Secretary of Defense, will definitely kick him to the Arctic Circle to guard radars without hesitation.
"Retreat!" General Haug glared at the impostor in front of him, waved his hand, and gave the order to his adjutant to retreat. Then without saying a word, he turned around and climbed into a jeep next to him, accompanied by a burst of car exhaust.
ran away.
White House Office of the President.
George W. Bush is sitting on the throne that represents the highest power in the United States and is handling the thick documents on his desk. Although he is still waving the pen in his hand to sign his name on each document, but
But his mind was not on these documents at all. He was still thinking about the conversation he had just had with the Minister of Defense.
George W. Bush never dreamed that the assassination order he issued against Ren Xiaoyao would cause such a big fuss. Not only did he lose the entire "Delta State" special forces, but the bilateral relationship with Japan has now fallen to its lowest level since World War II.
point.
Now the leader of the pro-American right-wing party, Tokiro Takeshita, was forced by the situation to voluntarily give up the throne of Japan's prime minister to the new leader of the pro-China Liberal Democratic Party, Takeda Keika.
The United States has invested countless money and energy for half a century to build the Pacific Rim island chain specifically to deal with Red China. Finally, a crack appeared in the Japanese archipelago, which was originally the strongest and most important link. Although the crack is not obvious now
But it has also sounded the alarm to the US government.
The matter in Japan is not over yet. The idiot Colonel Ramsay Jr., the former commander of "Delta State", actually did the stupid thing of kidnapping Ren Xiaoyao's wife and children, pushing the US government into an extremely disadvantageous position. In the past two days, the US Ministry of Foreign Affairs has received
The Chinese Ministry of Foreign Affairs sent six consecutive notices of serious negotiations.
The kidnapping of the family of the world's richest man by the U.S. "Delta State" special forces has not yet been exposed by the media due to the Chinese government's blockade.
But now many national leaders who have tense relations with the United States have stepped up their efforts to protect their relatives. Apparently they are worried that the U.S. government will suddenly send people to kill their relatives, causing the U.S. government to face the biggest international credibility crisis since World War II.
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This is nothing. What worries George W. Bush most now is what stupid things this outraged Chinese tycoon will do. If he detonates the two micro bombs in his hands in Washington or New York, it is estimated that the Third World War will happen.
It will inevitably enter the countdown stage.
When he thought that because he did not achieve any political achievements worthy of bragging during his term of office, which directly led to his public support falling again and again and becoming the president with the lowest public support in the history of the United States, Bush felt that his head was spinning and he had no intention of returning.
Continue to work.
Walking to the wine cabinet, George W. Bush took out a wine glass, poured himself a glass of
When in Japan, the entire heavily armed "Delta State" special forces were no match for the Chinese billionaire. How could these ordinary security guards stop the invasion?
"Beep...beep...beep..."
At this moment, a harsh warning sound suddenly sounded outside, reminding people that only unknown objects were flying toward the White House at high speed.
The security guards at the perimeter of the White House perimeter saw a figure dragging golden light like a meteor running towards the White House at high speed.
Because the other party was so fast, the security guards outside the White House could only feel a golden light drifting past them and a breeze blowing.
"The target has appeared. Groups No. 1, 2, and 3 are ready to engage the enemy!"
Located in the security control room inside the White House, a colonel military attache in charge of White House security captured the other party's whereabouts through a high-speed camera. After seeing the other party's face clearly, he immediately issued a warning to the President's Office and asked the President to move to a safe location immediately, and then
Use the intercom to organize the security guards outside the White House to prepare to prevent the target from approaching the White House.
Faced with the powerful defensive measures of the White House, Ren Xiaoyao simply recited a spell and disappeared.
When he reappeared, he was already in the office of the President of the United States.
But at this time, the office was already empty. Apparently, the US President, Mr. Bush, had been moved into the air-raid shelter under the White House to avoid danger.
Ren Xiaoyao had already been mentally prepared before coming. He would definitely not catch Mr. Bush, the President of the United States, in his office so easily.
So he was not in a hurry at this time. He just took off his coat and hung it up as if he were walking into his office. Then he sat down on George W. Bush's presidential throne and put his suitcase on the desk.
"Please tell dear Mr. Bush that if I don't see him in the Oval Office within five minutes, I will blow up the suitcase currently on his desk. The serious consequences and responsibility will be his alone."
bear."
Picking up the intercom phone, Ren Xiaoyao issued an ultimatum to the office of the presidential secretary in an extremely arrogant voice. Then he walked to the wine cabinet in the office, poured himself a glass of gold xo, and returned to his seat to taste it slowly.
Three minutes later, the US President George W. Bush, who had a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, finally appeared at the door, and walked into the office alone without an entourage or bodyguard behind him.
It seems that he is also very clear that these White House security personnel do not have the ability to quickly deal with the devil in front of them.
If this devil from Red China is angered, he might become so angry that he will detonate a suitcase in his office and blow the White House to the ground.
"The gold xo collected in Mr. President's wine cabinet tastes good!" Looking at George W. Bush who walked into the office and sat down opposite him, Ren Xiaoyao raised his glass of wine in his hand to salute him in praise of the most unlucky American president in history.
The courage to fight alone.
"I wonder if what Mr. Long is doing now is a personal act or is it a declaration of war on behalf of Red China against the great United States?" George W. Bush is indeed a shrewd politician who grew up in a political family. Although he is now at a disadvantage, he is still habitually the first.
When I sent it to someone, I slapped the other party with the big label of provoking a war between China and the United States.
Judging from his experience, Ren Xiaoyao will definitely answer that it is a personal behavior, and then the opponent's momentum will be weakened by two points, completely reversing his current passive situation and making a good start for the subsequent negotiations.
"There's no point in trying to incriminate me. I'm an ordinary businessman and I can't control what the US government wants to do. Let's take a look at what gift I brought to Mr. Bush!" Unfortunately, Ren Xiaoyao wasn't a jobber either.
Didn't step into the verbal trap laid by the other party.
Instead, he easily defused the opponent's offensive with an ambiguous word, and then opened the suitcase on the desk in front of George W. Bush.
George W. Bush glanced at the suitcase on his desk, and then asked in a deep voice: "Mr. Long, what do you mean? Do you want to use this miniature gun to provoke World War III?"
"It seems that Mr. Bush has completely misunderstood my good intentions as a sincere 'friend' of the American people."
Ren Xiaoyao seemed to have accidentally placed his finger on a red button in the suitcase, and stroked it back and forth on the small button that represented destruction. Bush, who was sitting opposite, suddenly felt frightened and frightened.
The opponent will accidentally press the button that detonates the suitcase.
Looking at the pale face of the American President in front of him and the beads of sweat starting to appear on his forehead, Ren Xiaoyao removed his hand from the red button.
With an expression of obvious ridicule on his face, he sighed: "I heard that the US government lost two suitcases three years ago, and a few days ago I just found out that someone was selling these two suitcases on the international arms black market. For this
If these dangerous weapons do not fall into the hands of terrorists and pose a danger to world security, I spent a huge price of 300 million U.S. dollars to buy them."
Ren Xiaoyao shook his head and continued with a frustrated expression on his face: "But now Mr. President would actually doubt my motives for buying these two suitcases, which is really sad!"
Bush looked at the mocking expression on the other person's face. Although he was very nervous, he still pretended to be unafraid in the face of danger.
He asked in a casual tone as if talking to an elderly man for many years, "Then, Mr. Long, where is the other suitcase now?"