Eight hundred and fortieth chapters teasing devils
"If Mr. Long has no objection, then the cards will be drawn." A middle-aged Japanese man sitting opposite Ren Xiaoyao said coldly.
"Of course, please!" Ren Xiaoyao said.
Sakurako Miura started dealing the cards, and half an hour later, the chips in front of Ren Xiaoyao already amounted to 1.56 billion US dollars.
Ren Xiaoyao took a sip of red wine and said, "It seems that you are out of luck, sir."
"Mr. Long, don't get too carried away. Anything can happen before the gambling is over. The one who laughs last will laugh the sweetest!" The little devil opposite Ren Xiaoyao said to Ren Xiaoyao.
"The one who has the last laugh can only be Mr. Long. I don't know how much money you still have to lose. I tell you very responsibly, you are dead!" Ren Xiaoyao said.
"Chinese people, it's useless to talk without practicing, why don't you play!" The little devil who had lost nearly a billion dollars and was feeling unhappy saw Ren Xiaoyao actually irritating him with words, and shouted impatiently.
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The term "Chinese!" means a heavy and humiliating history of blood and tears to the Chinese. The Chinese people's disgust with this term is no less hateful than the Jews' hatred of the term "Nazi."
Suddenly, the atmosphere at the gambling table suddenly became tense. Ren Xiaoyao's eyes flashed red, and he immediately glared at the little devil opposite him with murderous eyes.
"Master, why do you look so ugly?" Evans asked with concern while gently pouring red wine for Ren Xiaoyao.
"It's nothing, Master, I'm just going to tell you and everyone a joke!" Ren Xiaoyao forced a smile to Evans, and then told everyone a joke seriously.
A well-known American journalist once asked when interviewing Japanese Prime Minister Ichiro Kogu: "Your Excellency, Prime Minister, during World War II, were there a large number of comfort women in the Japanese army?"
Prime Minister Xiao Inu replied: "Yes, this problem does exist. Before World War II, there were no comfort women in our army, so we could only be Japanese, so we were called Japanese; during World War II, we had comfort women, so
There was no need for the Japanese anymore, so we were also called the ‘Japanese Army’ at that time.”
The American reporter asked curiously: "So, does the name of the Japanese military's 'masturbation team' have any special meaning?"
After hearing this, Prime Minister Xiaoquan immediately jumped up in anger and pointed at the American reporter and yelled: "In order to get post-war assistance from you Americans, all our Japanese flower girls went to sleep with you American men. We Japanese men have no women to live with."
, I had no choice but to use my own hands to satisfy my physiological needs. If the Japanese army wasn’t called a ‘masturbation team’, what would it be called?”
"Hahahahahahaha"
Everyone laughed.
The faces of those Japanese changed color, and there was a sinister flash in their eyes. If looks could kill, Ren Xiaoyao would have been killed hundreds of times.
"Baga!" The little devil sitting opposite Ren Xiaoyao stood up with a livid face and stared hard at Ren Xiaoyao, who had an indifferent expression on his face.
"Myna, there are still crows! I also have a historical story to let everyone have a good understanding of the history of Japan." Ren Xiaoyao's gentle words caused everyone to burst into laughter.
Evans said to Ren Xiaoyao: "Master, I like history the most. Please tell me."
"Okay, let me talk about it. I believe other international friends will be more interested." Ren Xiaoyao said.
He then told a Japanese origin story that is particularly popular online:
According to legend, when Wu Dalang was selling cooking cakes, he learned from other customers that his wife was having an affair with a senior official from Ximen. Although he asked his wife many times, he never caught the affair in bed, so nothing came of it for the time being.
In order to find evidence, Wu Dalang returned home an hour early after going out to sell cooking cakes one day.
When I got home, I happened to see the official Ximen standing naked on top of his wife, doing the same thing he had done last night.
In anger, Wu Dalang picked up the pole used to carry the cooking cakes and beat the senior officials of Ximen.
However, the senior official from Ximen was young and strong, and he was a practitioner, while Wu Dalang was short and weak, so during the fight, the senior official from Ximen kicked him out of the room.
The high official from Ximen put on his clothes calmly and left in a dignified manner.
After the official Ximen left, Wu Dalang became angrier and more cowardly than ever. Finally he ran away from home, came to the Yellow River, and plunged into the Yellow River.
But Wu Dalang was not destined to die, and actually floated into the sea along the Yellow River, and finally ended up on an archipelago by some strange combination of circumstances.
When he arrived on the island, Wu Dalang was warmly welcomed by the local indigenous people. Although Wu Dalang was physically disabled in the Central Plains, he was really tall on this island.
Because Wu Dalang was tall and handsome, the residents of the island unanimously elected Wu Dalang as the king.
After Wu Dalang ascended the throne of the king, he quickly governed the island country called Japan according to the cultural system of the Central Plains.
First of all, culture was promoted. However, because Wu Dalang was not well educated, he always wrote wrong characters when selling cooking cakes in the Central Plains. He often wrote Chinese characters with arms and legs missing when keeping accounts, so Japanese Chinese characters became malnourished.
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In order to return to the Central Plains to avenge the high officials of Ximen, Wu Dalang personally organized the residents of the island country to practice martial arts. Because his surname was Wu, this kind of Kung Fu was also called Wu Shi Dao.
At that time, the entire island nation did not have names or surnames. In order to make it easier to address people, Wu Dalang specifically stipulated that those who were conceived in the wild should be treated according to the characteristics of Japanese women who like to wear a blanket and carry a pillow to fight in the wild.
Location is used as a surname, so there are surnames such as Tanaka, Takeda, Matsushita, Kondo, Ito, Sato, Oshima and so on.
When everything was on track, Wu Dalang found that the entire country was missing a flag representing the country, so he asked the queen to take out the white coat that he wore when he came to the island country to sell cooking cakes.
Ask the queen to clean him and hang him out.
But when Wu Dalang saw the white cloth hanging outside, he felt very unhappy, so he wanted to draw something on it, but his artistic background was really not enough.
Besides, before Wu Dalang, he usually ate, cooked, and sold cooking cakes, so he had no choice but to go back to his old business and bake a big red cake in the kitchen.
On the white scarf, the national flag was born.
But considering that it was too troublesome to place a cooking cake, he later decided to just draw a red circle pattern.
As soon as Ren Xiaoyao finished telling this story, everyone except the Japanese laughed, and Evans even bent over with laughter.