Chapter 49 The Dharma here is not taught to three people
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On the wicker chair, the quiet girl was holding a book and reading it carefully. Her black hair was not tied up and was freely draped over her shoulders. Occasionally, a wisp of breeze blew across the balcony. She raised her head to arrange her hair.
beautiful.
Her eyebrows and eyes were raised as the wind blew, and then she became quiet as the wind went away. She looked at the book in her hand. The girl flipped through the pages page by page. She seemed not to care about what she wanted to read, and she had no purpose to gain knowledge.
There is no dispute of interest involved, she just focuses on the original characters in the book.
This sense of inaction and freedom made her feel wonderful.
"Click..."
There was a twisting sound from the doorknob, and the girl put down her book, looked up, and then... a dark figure appeared at the door, sneaking in to take a look.
Then a green and powerful rattan struck out quickly, tying up the person in an instant and causing him to fall to the floor.
"The security in this world is not very good. Thieves can come to your door in broad daylight..." Li Shiqing muttered and gently raised her hand to pull hard.
Snapped……
As Li Shiqing pulled the cane, there was a snapping sound on the floor, as if something wet had fallen. The black figure fell to the ground, as if a piece of wet soil had been dropped.
"Stop talking, Shiqing, it's me, let me go!"
Covering his face, Lu Ming grimaced in pain, and hurriedly shouted, "What a cruel attack, he hit his face..."
Li Shiqing was startled. She raised her body slightly and walked to Lu Ming. She quickly took two steps back, covering her nose and widening her eyes. "What are you doing? You're so smelly?"
I saw that Lu Ming's whole body was pitch black, and every inch of his exposed skin seemed to be covered with a volcanic mud mask. Of course, Li Shiqing was certain that it was not that thing. First, Lu Ming had never used that thing, and second, he had never heard of it.
Volcanic mud stinks.
"Have you ever heard of washing the essence and cutting the marrow in novels... Don't be surprised, please untie me~" After explaining, Lu Ming found that he was still tied up with the rattan, like a loach on the floor.
slippery.
"Oh, are you throwing me in the sewer and rolling around?"
"You wouldn't go to school to peek at the young lady being beaten, would you?" Li Shiqing frowned and expressed doubts. According to her understanding of her boyfriend, it would not be a crime to go out and commit adultery, but bragging and spanking would not be a crime if she saw a beautiful woman molesting her.
Two sentences are definitely possible.
And he still went to school today...
"It's a cleansing of the essence and marrow. It's really a cleansing of the essence and marrow. Don't get it wrong~"
Lu Ming thought for a while, then swam into the bathroom step by step, locked the door, and turned on the faucet. Then there was the sound of running water and... a stinking smell.
Just when Li Shiqing was doubting this, she felt that the smell in the house had changed. She was startled and hurried to the balcony, opened every window, and turned on the exhaust fan switch.
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Half an hour later.
“It’s comfortable~”
Looking at himself in the mirror, Lu Ming couldn't believe it. Every inch of his skin was as white and tender as a newborn baby.
He tugged at the skin on his arm, and suddenly a trace of blood appeared on the white surface. Lu Ming felt a little embarrassed again. This evolutionary path seemed to be a bit too much...
After wiping her hair and returning to the living room, Li Shiqing had already mopped up the dirt on the floor and washed it away. It had to be said that it was good to have a good wife and mother. Although she was his girlfriend for the time being, evolution would come sooner or later.
"The fusion between me and that little tree has exceeded 1%." Lu Ming breathed a sigh of relief, lying on Li Shiqing's lap and explained softly.
With the help of the card's control, Xiaoshu's power was integrating with him every minute, but the progress was extremely slow. He usually felt warm in his body, and Lu Ming got used to it after a while.
When he was just in the car, the fusion between his body and the tree had unknowingly reached the 1% limit, and then this magical scene happened. All the dirt in his body was like a suddenly burst water pipe, as if it continued.
The excess material and the water flow that had nowhere to release finally found an outlet, and black dirt began to squeeze out from every pore on the body.
Wash the essence and cut the marrow?!
It only took a second for this word to appear in his mind, and then he rushed home non-stop. As for why not find a public toilet on the street?
Firstly, I haven’t changed my clothes, and secondly, this thing seems to be getting worse quickly, and I can’t be sure when it will stop.
Lu Ming didn't want to be treated as a refugee or a pervert by enthusiastic people on the street.
Fortunately, this feeling was very mild. Apart from the smell of the removed items, Lu Ming did not feel any other discomfort. On the contrary, after everything was over, he moved his body a few times and felt as light as a swallow. He was obviously very good.
With a strong body, I feel much younger and more immature now.
There is a feeling... of being 16 again.
Lu Ming suddenly felt that if he traveled through time and went to an elite middle school, he would be able to adapt again... It was really amazing how young he felt coming back so quickly.
Obviously a few hours ago I was still thinking about whether I could fit in...
"So, it won't take more than two months?" After Lu Ming finished explaining and ignored his strange thoughts, Li Shiqing counted on her fingers and frowned slightly.
According to the original plan and time calculation, after Lu Ming's fusion reaches 10%, the card will take the two of them into the next world. However, according to the progress at that time, it should take almost two months to reach this level of fusion.
At present, the progress seems to be accelerating, and it may not take more than two months.
"Probably, there's still about a month left~"
Lu Ming was a little unsure after measuring the progress. He was afraid that she would worry, so he moved his red arm that had just been pinched and changed the subject: "Smell it quickly, do I smell good? I am a freshly baked big pig.
Hooves!”
"Big pig's hooves? Ha, you really are~" As expected, Li Shiqing was amused, but she really couldn't stand his out-of-the-box personality and brain.
His ideas were always so novel. It was the first time he saw a man calling himself a big pig's hooves, as if he had put two labels on himself, for fear that others would not know he was a scumbag.
"Yes, you are really a big pig's hooves, all you can think about is." Li Shiqing patted his face and said with a smile, "It's really... white." She admitted that she was jealous, so she was about to pull hard.
"Don't pull it!" He pushed her hand away, and Lu Ming came forward again and asked provocatively: "Please tell me if it smells good or not. After taking a shower, I feel like I smell even better than you now! I feel a bit like Tang Monk.
Feel it.”
"I don't know if it smells good or not, but you seem to have evolved into a pretty boy?"
Li Shiqing looked at him curiously, and couldn't help but reach out and poke his face again. This time it was not pulled away, and the tenderness felt as if it were made of water... Li Shiqing felt a little weird, her boyfriend was so tender...
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Hmm, a strange feeling.
"Pretty face?"
The corner of his mouth twitched, these words were not good words. Lu Ming leaned his head closer and said with a smile, "What? Miss Li Shiqing, are you planning to keep me?"
"It's not impossible."
Following his example, Li Shiqing pinched his nose and chuckled.
She found that there seemed to be something strange about herself. Just like what the book said, two people like each other and will eventually become each other's shape.
Now she can't help but imitate Lu Ming in pinching her nose, pinching Lu Ming's nose.
His movements and expressions are all so natural.
She didn't mean to be embarrassed at all, of course it was just for this second.
"...I don't think you can afford it~" Lu Ming stroked his chin, thought for a while and then raised his eyes and said.
"???" Li Shiqing was stunned, her eyes wide open, showing confusion.
Lu Ming said nothing, watching her smile, and gradually his eyes began to move downward, and then Li Shiqing, who noticed it, slapped her down.
"Hey, hey, don't be too embarrassed to lose?!"
"Can't afford to lose? I won't let you lose!"
"You are mentally ill!" Li Shiqing's face turned blood red, and suddenly turned livid, unpredictable, but no matter what, she kept moving her hands, pinching Lu Ming's neck, and giving him a beating!
Hi!
Make you happy!
Ah! He is really too much!
At this moment, she really had the urge to beat him to death.
After playing around (struggled hard) for a while, the two changed positions, and Li Shiqing was lying in Lu Ming's arms, looking at him unhappily, grinding her teeth, wanting to take a bite.
"You're just kidding, no matter what happens to my wife, I will never dislike her."
"Dislike it? You're done, aren't you?" With a slight exertion on her palms and waist, Li Shiqing was about to get up, but was quickly pressed down gently by Lu Ming.
"No, no, I plead guilty and accept the punishment."
"Tell me how you plan to admit your mistake."
Putting her hand on his chin to prevent him from lowering his head and trying to fool around, Li Shiqing continued, "Let's stop chewing on me. I want to see the actual action!"
"...Well, I am Tang Monk Meat now, I should let you eat it as soon as possible~" A flash of lightning flashed in his empty mind, Lu Ming slightly lowered his upper body and said with a smile, using the word 'eat' in his tone
The bite was extremely hard.
Well, that's right, there's nothing wrong with it.
As a boyfriend who has a very upright outlook on life and facial features, if he has good things, he should share them with his partner; now that he has become Tang Monk Meat, there is nothing wrong with sharing himself with him!
This definitely makes sense logically.
After sniffing his nose, Lu Ming moved his index finger and couldn't help but push down hard.
"Well……"
The base of her ears turned red. Before she could say anything, Li Shiqing felt slightly panicked as she felt the distance between them. Even though she had prepared countless times in her heart, even though the two of them were already intimate with each other through their normal actions.
But when it comes to that step, she can't help but feel panicked, her head is slightly confused, her heart is involuntarily lacking in oxygen, and her body can't help but raise its temperature...
Um...what should I say?
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Have no idea……
That,……
In a ball of mud, she fortunately closed her eyes, as if she didn't understand anything and was about to fall asleep. However, she knew from her extremely unsteady heavy breathing and the unconscious trembling of her nose.
He must have not slept.
Then, she felt Lu Mingba slapped her face...
...Three times.
The surroundings were empty and quiet, and he still didn't make any other move.
Isn't it?
No experience either?
The curiosity deep in her heart made Li Shiqing couldn't help but secretly opened her eyes and looked at him.
Lu Ming's eyes were clear, he was holding her with one hand, and with the other hand, he was holding his chin in deep thought.
What was he thinking about?
How do you want to proceed?
Isn’t it called the four T’s?
Is he so high?
Not at all?
Then I...
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"~" By some strange coincidence, Li Shiqing reached out and poked his arm, then quickly closed her eyes, her eyelashes trembled slightly, and she breathed two minutes faster.
Well, I fell asleep. I was sleepwalking just now...
It wasn't me just now
Phew, nervous, anxious!
"Shi Qing, do you understand?" How could that poke be hidden from Lu Ming? When he lowered his head and prepared to give her another poke, he seemed to have thought of something and flicked her forehead three times with his fingers.
Hmm, it's broad daylight...what are you thinking about?
When Patriarch Bodhi teaches the Dharma, he knocks Wukong three times. If I knock Wukong three times in succession, she should understand, right?
Buddha said: The Dharma here cannot be taught to three people!
There is nothing wrong with my way of thinking!!!
Tonight, at midnight, in the wing room, hehe!
Her eyes were unusually clear and alert. After Lu Ming opened her eyes, he blinked playfully, with an expression that you would understand.
Li Shiqing: "..."
What does he mean?
And you wink at me?
With a weird smile on his face, he could feel that the tip of his heart was also... smiling...
Breathing slightly stagnant, Li Shiqing felt that Lu Ming was laughing at her, and her face turned crimson in an instant. Her pretty face was hot, and she was a little embarrassed and angry, but she was still spinning at a high speed.
He shouldn't be that stupid, right?
No way?!, No way?!
"Hehe, you are so smart~" Looking at her expression, Lu Ming felt that Li Shiqing understood and became shy, and couldn't help but smile even thicker on his face.
She agreed, oh my god!
Awesome!
Lu Ming appeared a little excited, with an uncontrollable smile on his face, even a little arrogant.
It was enough for him to smile once, and he could still smile like this... forget it, he still held me in his arms and smiled in a daze.
Suddenly, Li Shiqing felt certain that she had been tricked. The embarrassment that had just arisen turned into an inexplicable anger in 0.012 seconds. She pushed him away with a slap, and Li Shiqing covered her face and ran back to the bedroom.
How abominable!
Lu Ming: "..."
Wasn't it nice just now...were you shy?
"Ahem, Shiqing, what's wrong?" Adhering to the good habit of asking questions when he has questions, Lu Ming knocked on the door. As for why he knocked, it was because the door was locked by Li Shiqing. At this moment, she was hugging the pillow and biting it bit by bit.
I wanted to eat the pillow.
Listening to the lunatic outside knocking on the door shamelessly, she yelled viciously:
"roll!"
"...Then, do you understand?" A deafening voice came. He was a little scared, but he was turned around, and he was a little worried. After hesitating for a moment, Lu Ming boldly continued to ask.
As a girlfriend, asking her to scold you a few words won’t mean she loses a piece of meat.
It’s done when it’s done!
"...What do you understand? Are you mentally ill? Did you break your brain today?"
"???"
After counting on his fingers, Lu Ming put a smile on his face again and ran to the kitchen to cook.
One, two, three, three questions, three question marks...
There's nothing wrong with it. If it's equal to my three times, Li Shiqing must understand!!!
No, I have to deepen my impression and eat three dishes for lunch!!!
Thinking like this, someone is so pissed off, so happy that I ran to study which three dishes to cook, and my mind was still thinking, it must be three different cuisines, it must be three kinds Different flavors must be three different colors...
Oh, by the way, rice also needs to use three types of rice!
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Elite school.
As the get out of class bell rang, the students in the classroom rushed to the cafeteria. It was time for the daily meal.
"Auntie, I want two chicken legs, one pig's trotter, and chicken tenders..."
Putting the lunch box on the steps with a click, Han Duoduo swiped her card and said, "Auntie, I'm just like the silly Baitian in front of me!"
"Little girl, you don't have to eat two portions by yourself." The aunt serving food in the cafeteria looked at her and was stunned, put down the spoon she habitually raised, and said kindly, "You eat a lot, so it would be easier to have double portions." It hurts my stomach."
"...Auntie, you are wrong. The silly Baitian and I are two people, each eating his own thing!"
"Han Duoduo, who do you think is stupid?"
"I'm talking about you ~ Lin Miaomiao."
The two of them were fighting each other and refused to give in. At this time, Deng Xiaoqi quickly pulled Lin Miaomiao's arm and said, "Don't fight, it's going to be blocked from behind. It will be terrible if the devil, the life teacher, finds out."
Lin Miaomiao looked behind and saw that everyone stretched out their necks like giraffes, looking curiously... The twins were quarreling, which was really rare.
"Go, go, go!"
Feeling panicked, Lin Miaomiao quickly pulled Deng Xiaoqi away before she could explain to Han Duoduo.
"Auntie, is there any problem with the one you ordered just now?" Han Duoduo put the dinner plate on the table again.
"Okay, no problem. You twins, you should have told me earlier..."