"This black-bone chicken is born from the dead energy of Tianmu Peak and specializes in eating all kinds of poisonous insects. However, chicken is the most yang thing in the world. This causes the internal organs of the black-bone chicken to be full of yin energy and extremely poisonous, while the meat contains yang energy.
Delicious.”
Fahai held the black-bone chicken by its neck with a profound expression, "So, when you eat black-bone chicken, what you eat is the taste, and what you taste is the contradiction~"
"Why is there so much emphasis on eating a chicken?" Fa Er glared.
"Talking about food culture with a guy like you is like playing the piano to an ox."
Fahai shook his head boredly, pinched open the long beak of the black-bone chicken with his left hand, and took out a large jar of old wine and a small bag of seasonings from the mustard bag, mixed them thoroughly and poured them into the belly of the black-bone chicken.
"Isn't this the Fen wine that Mistress used to cook fish?" Fa Er saw the wine jar and suddenly felt that it looked very familiar.
"If you want to eat, don't ask so many questions." After saying that, Fa Hai took out another cowhide water bag and threw it to Fa Er, "Stop talking nonsense and go make some mud."
"Mix mud? Or use wine?" Seeing Fa Hai's face darken, Fa Er quickly lowered his head and said, "Okay, I'll go right away."
Fa Hai ignored Fa Er, poured half of the jar of wine into the belly of the black-bone chicken, slapped the chicken on the head, laughed and cursed, "How dare you pretend to be dead for me after drinking four kilograms of white wine?"
Small-bellied chicken intestines refers to the extremely fine intestines of chickens, which are extremely digestible and absorb alcohol very thoroughly. No, after four pounds of alcohol, coupled with Fahai's slap, this unlucky black-bone chicken
Immediately he stood up unsteadily and performed a majestic "Drunken Chicken Fist" on the ground, and then fell to the ground motionless.
This was just the beginning. When Fahai saw the black-bone chicken fall to the ground, he took out a large jar of Fenjiu and placed it on the ground. Then he took out a piece of silkworm silk and tied the wings and claws of the black-bone chicken tightly together.
Fa Er had already made up the wine and was looking at Fa Hai curiously with a pair of big bull's eyes. When he saw him taking out three jars of Fen wine in succession, he couldn't help but be filled with questions. How much did the senior brother steal from his master and his wife this time?
Cooking wine?
"Come here and help me, lift it up and stuff it in."
Hearing Fa Hai's greeting, Fa Er hurried over, picked up the turkey, and stuffed its head into the wine jar like an onion.
The drunken black-bone chicken choked on the wine and struggled desperately again. Unfortunately, it was tied tightly, and with the strong man Fa Er around, resistance was in vain. Gradually, it became drunk again.
By the time Fahai pulled out the chicken head, the poor black-bone chicken had already released too much air and had little air intake.
"Amitabha, sin, sin, sin. This is simply more cruel than the ten tortures~" Fa Er looked at Fa Hai's delicate face, and somehow felt that it was particularly ferocious.
Fahai threw away the jar of Fenjiu again. Although this inferior Fenjiu was not worth a few pennies, Faer, who was used to living a hard life, still felt it was a waste.
"The remaining wine is filled with poisonous insects..." Fahai explained, and after that, he poured the remaining half of the wine from the first wine jar into the belly of the black-bone chicken. At this time, the black-bone chicken,
There has been no response.
"It's almost done." Fa Hai said as he grabbed Fa Erhe's mud, smeared it layer by layer on the body of the black-bone chicken, and wrapped it up tightly, wrapping it into a super big mud that was half the height of a person.
group.
"Senior brother, can I still eat this?"
Fa Er couldn't stand it anymore, "Senior brother, I remember when you used to make beggar's chicken, you just slaughtered and washed the chicken, stuffed green onions and other stuff into the belly of the chicken, and then grilled it over the fire. How could that be?
So troublesome?"
"That was the beggar's version, this time it's the emperor's version. Hmm, if I hadn't promised you earlier and I was in a good mood today, do you think I would go to such trouble to do it for you?" Fahai snorted.
"But how dirty is this?" Fa Er pointed at the "big mud ball" and said.
"Dirty? This is called dirt on the outside, but gold and jade on the inside. You will know in a moment. Hurry up and bring me all those thorns and vines."
The ebony on Tianmu Peak is as hard as rock and is not suitable for use as fuel at all, but fortunately, thorns and vines are everywhere on the mountain. After a while, Fa Er piled up a small mountain of thorns and vines in the open space.
Hai then asked Fa Er to move the "big mud ball" up and light the vines.
"Can these rattan sticks be cooked in such a big ball of mud?" Fa Er asked worriedly, looking at the slow flames.
"Maybe it wasn't possible before, but now... let us thank the Wudang disciples again."
Fa Hai smiled and took out a handful of red powder, "These are the fire dragon powder used to increase the temperature when refining elixirs. Not to mention a mere black-bone chicken, even fine steel can melt it."
Picked up a handful of fire dragon powder and sprinkled it casually. In an instant, the bonfire that was originally slow and slow suddenly became more intense. As the bonfire burned more and more fiercely, the mud ball became drier and drier. Gradually, the big mud ball became hotter and drier.
Cracks began to appear, and a faint smell of meat began to float out along the cracks, floated in the air, and penetrated the two people's noses.
Fa Er swallowed hard...
Fa Hai picked up Fa Er's Jie Dao, moved the large mud ball that had been smoked and baked into black charcoal on the spread cloth, and then gently knocked it off, peeling off the mud and feathers completely, and it was fragrant and tender.
The chicken was presented to the two of them with a strong aroma of wine.
Fa Er couldn't help but swallowed again...
"Is it still dirty this time? If it's still dirty, don't eat it, No, I have dried steamed buns here..." Fahai joked to Fa Er with a slight look of satisfaction.
"A fool would only eat steamed buns when they are so delicious. Senior brother, I really had an epiphany this time. If I were a beautiful woman, I would definitely marry you."
Although Fa Er's compliment had no technical content, Fa Hai still felt a little proud after hearing it, "Enlightenment can occur suddenly. As long as you follow me and eat this meal, you won't have to worry about the next one."
Stop? Haha."
There is no meal without meat and wine, so Fahai simply indulged himself to the end and took out two jars of Fenjiu. The brothers drank the delicious food and drank it to their heart's content. Their mouths were full of oil, which was not enough.
"Let us drink another drink for today's delicious food, for the black-bone chicken who sacrificed himself for others, and for the Wudang disciples who did good deeds without leaving their names or diaries!!"
Fa Hai has always been a person who loves to enjoy himself. Just like in the TV show in his previous life, he was lazy in his previous life and became a hard-working maniac in his reincarnation. Fa Hai thinks it is pure nonsense.
It is said that the country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change. Fahai's nature in his whole life was to work seriously and enjoy life. In this life, it has not changed. In his view, there is no contradiction between serious cultivation and enjoyment of life. God has given you a
The chance of rebirth is not for you to work hard in another way.
For those who don’t know how to enjoy life, what’s the use of immortality?
…
Fa Er was so drunk that his eyes were blurry. He held the wine jar and drank heavily, smelling of alcohol. "Brother, do you think we are disrespecting the Buddha by eating meat, drinking alcohol and not observing the rules?"
"As long as the Buddha doesn't find out."
"Doesn't the Buddha have thousands of incarnations?"
"Yes, but for us, the incarnation of the Buddha is the poor people in the world. As long as we can save people from time to time with a compassionate heart, it is the greatest respect for the Buddha. Even if we charge a little reward, the Buddha can still do it.
I understand, after all, he did this before, right?"
"Senior brother, don't talk about Zen with me. I can't argue with you. Let me tell you from the bottom of my heart, senior brother, do you respect Buddha?"
"respect!"
"Why?"
"Without Buddha, I might be lying down holding the memorial service at this moment. How could I have the opportunity to sit here and drink wine and eat meat with you?"
"don't know……"
"You don't need to understand. Some things cannot be explained. The Buddha said it cannot be said."
"Brother, how do you think one person can fall in love with another person?"
"Without it, just fall in love with each other."
"Hey, no wonder Cui Er looks down on me. My head was pointed and flat since I was born. It seems that I am destined to be alone in my life."
"Don't be discouraged. You must know that even if you are a piece of shit, you will encounter a dung beetle one day."