However, the appearance of the Master's Wife made Fahai's eyes shine. The appearance and demeanor of the Master's Wife was very similar to Aunt Hongdou in her previous life. Her every frown and smile were extremely charming and alluring. Although she knew that the Master's real age was at least fifty, her skin was that of a young girl.
She should be fair and delicate, as if she could be blown away by a blow. The only shortcoming is that she is too rich. One person can equal two Zen masters of Wudu.
It is said that Master's Wife was not so fat in the first place. It was Master who was afraid of being noticed by the Abbot, so he tricked Master's Wife into eating fat.
As for the other person at the table, Junior Brother Fa Er, he has a big head and a small body, with a chubby baby face, but his figure is like a small bean that has not grown yet. Since he has just entered the mountain gate not long ago, everything he sees is new.
He likes to ask questions all day long and makes a lot of jokes. He is the happy star of the entire courtyard.
"Xiao Hai, what are you still doing? Come over and eat quickly." Fa Hai was a little embarrassed, and the master's wife greeted him again. After that, she frowned and glared at Zen Master Wudu.
"Come here, this time the trouble is not small, but for the sake of chicken legs... well, for the sake of your filial piety, I will punish you to face the Buddha and chant sutras for seven days." Seeing this, Zen Master Wudu quickly coughed and said
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"Seven days is too long, isn't it? The child's head is still swollen!" Upon hearing this, the mistress frowned again.
"Amitabha, madam, all the disciples in the temple are watching, you must be considerate." Seeing the dissatisfaction of the master's wife, Zen Master Wudu couldn't help but twitching in the corners of his eyes, and hurriedly explained.
"Those old bald donkeys are jealous. They don't have such filial disciples. Huh, Xiaohai is weak. If you punish him for something wrong, I..."
"Face the wall for at least three days, no more."
Seeing Wudu's compromise, the master's wife raised her eyebrows and was satisfied.
"Thank you, Master."
At this time, Fahai also learned how to engrave. He sat around the square table with his legs crossed and started eating with his eyebrows lowered. His experience in his previous life told him that when he first arrived and didn't understand the situation, he must keep a low profile.
It is better to talk less and observe more.
"Huh? Xiaohai actually said thank you to me?"
Zen Master Wudu was stunned for a moment, and a pair of "enchanted electric eyes" inadvertently scanned the sea of fa. Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he was shocked again, "It's impossible..."
"You old bald donkey, what are you making such a fuss about? Hurry up and eat!" Master Wudu's beautiful eyes glared, and Zen Master Wudu quickly lowered his head and said repeatedly, "It's okay, it's okay. Eat, eat."
When Fa Hai saw this, he couldn't help but sigh. Although he knew that Zen Master Wudu's "electric eyes" were just superficial, he had just been glanced at by him, but he had a palpitating feeling of being seen through.
A plate of chicken stewed with mushrooms, three plates of stir-fried vegetables, and a large bowl of snow-white rice made Fahai feel like a "farmhouse" again. This kind of pollution-free, pesticide-free, and waste oil-free,
He has no leather shoes and no food. In his previous life, he held a lantern and had no place to eat.
Fahai was extremely satisfied with the meal, but that didn't mean everyone was satisfied.
"Master's wife, I can't get used to this dish. I just want some garlic..." Fa Er said in a naive voice, speaking in a dialect.
Before the teacher's wife could speak, Zen Master Wudu slapped down his chopsticks and reprimanded, "What kind of garlic do you want? Everything is like a dream. If there is garlic, it is garlic. If there is no garlic, forget it. Watch at ease and look at the mountains in the distance. All conditioned dharma should be regarded as
See it this way.”
As long as he was not facing his master's wife, Zen Master Wudu was always confident and could speak with perfect verses.
"Master, Master is teaching people with Buddhist scriptures again."
"Boy, this old bald donkey is in a bad mood today. Don't talk to him. Come and eat a chicken drumstick."
"Master, what should we do with those two side sect masters? Let them eat and drink here for free?" Fake interrupted and asked.
"What can we do? That white-bearded Afanti is okay, and that black-bearded Aladdin is so good, he actually asked Master Zhike for charcoal-roasted mutton. We are a Dalin Temple with strict rules and regulations. I think he is deliberately looking for trouble! If so
If they were not too highly cultivated and would let others take advantage of them in a fight, I would have asked the disciples of Luohan Hall to kick them out." Zen Master Wudu spat out a chicken bone.
"That's right, there's no reason to go to a temple and ask for meat." Fa Er replied, chewing a chicken foot.
"Pfft!!" Fahai couldn't help laughing when he saw the three masters and apprentices singing together shamelessly, and almost spit a mouthful of rice on the table. Unexpectedly, this "abnormal" behavior made Fahai, who was always low-key, once again become a
The focus on the table.
"Um..." Seeing the four people at the table looking at him in surprise, Fahai quickly said, "Actually, this matter is easy to handle."
"Oh?!" Wudu's eyes flashed with light, looking at the usually taciturn and shy apprentice in front of him, who was like a female benefactor, and asked, "Then what do you think we should do?
"
Fahai felt a little guilty, but he had to bite the bullet and take action to solve this unprovoked trouble.
"Aren't we very close to Shaolin?"
"Go on..." Wudu's eyes lit up. With just one sentence, he had already vaguely guessed Fa Hai's intention. However, when he saw Fa Hai, Fa Er still looked confused, so he didn't deliberately point it out and gave Fa Hai a show off.
Opportunity.
"Master, please ask Master Zhike to tell them that since Patriarch Bodhidharma came eastward, the only one who has gathered the essence of Theravada Buddhism in the Central Plains is the Shaolin sect. Shaolin Temple is the largest sect of Zen Lin Xin Sect and is the master of Central Plains Buddhism.
Or, as long as Shaolin converts to believe in Allah, there is no reason for us and other small temples not to believe in it. Therefore, whether they want to fight, argue, or play tricks, the shortcut is to go to the Shaolin Temple first."
Talking about the excitement, Fahai completely forgot to hide his clumsiness, he chuckled, rubbed his chin habitually, and concluded proudly, "This trick is called diverting misfortune to the east, borrowing flowers to offer to Buddha!"
"Senior brother, your move... is too damaging. What if the monks from Shaolin come to us to argue?" Fa Ke was stunned for a long time, then said, staring at Fa Hai with strange eyes, as if for the first time.
It's normal to know him.
"We will take it if they come to us! As long as their Shaolin Temple can admit in public that our Dalin Temple is better than their Shaolin and can represent the nine sects of Buddhism to receive these two representatives of the overseas true bishops, even if we spend a little money, we can
I've earned enough fame, so I won't lose it!" Now that he had let go, Fa Hai completely ignored Fa Ke's gaze, licked his lips, and said Yin Yin. What does Fa Hai do? In his previous life, he was an ape. He was an amateur in handling things and an expert in treating people.
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"Haha, that's good! Xiao Hai is right. I think those arrogant Shaolin monks will suffer no matter how hard they suffer. Who allows them to bear the halo of the Zen forest's authenticity?" Zen Master Wudu said with a smile, stroking his hands, "Xiao Hai,
It seems that the pole on your head was not in vain, you have realized it!"
"Master, I have been practicing Buddhism for a year, how come I have never attained enlightenment?" Fa Er, who had been stunned, interjected.
"Amitabha, you have the root of great wisdom, but compared with Xiaohai, you have suffered too little and have to go through hardships." Wudu was in a good mood and shook his head.
"I am also from a poor family. I have not endured much hardship. Do I have to break my arms and stand in the snow like Master Shenxiu did in the past, and went on a hunger strike to practice hard..."
"No need for now, let's start small, starting with the details, and work on it bit by bit. No, please give me the chicken legs in your bowl first."
"Master! Look at my master!"
"Do you know how to call me Master? Now you've figured it out. Let's eat quickly."