"Brother, if I can beat you, I will fight with you!" Hearing this, Fa Er dropped the pen on the ground with a snap and became sulky.
"Why are you angry? I didn't say I wouldn't help you." Fa Hai chuckled.
"Then how to write it?" When Fa Er heard this, he couldn't care about anything else and immediately became energetic again.
"If you can't play elegant, then play straightforward." Fahai said.
"How can I be so direct?"
"Come on, I want you to write..."
After Fahai finished speaking, he started pacing around the room again. In his last life, because he didn't look outstanding, he put a lot of effort into writing love letters in order to catch up with his sex partner. After a moment of reflection, Fahai raised his hand and snapped his fingers, "Yes.
Got it!"
As soon as Fa Er heard this, he quickly picked up the pen from the ground and pricked up his ears as if recording Wei's words, for fear of missing a word.
Fahai stepped lightly in the dormitory and said in a low and magnetic voice, "Buddha said that looking back five hundred times in the previous life can exchange for passing you by in this life. If I had known this, I would have passed you by in the previous life.
I should break off my head in exchange for meeting you for the rest of my life. Cui'er, although I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget about, even though I am a mediocre person, I sincerely hope to spend my time with you until the end of the world..."
"Brother, you are so talented!!"
After hearing this, Fa Er was so excited that his nosebleed suddenly flowed out. He didn't bother to wipe it off, clapped his hands and exclaimed, "That's what I wanted to say."
"Since you think it's good, then write it and send it to Cui'er. Don't let anyone misunderstand this time, especially that little girl Miaoyu."
"Senior Sister Miaoyu is so beautiful, Senior Brother, do you really not want to pursue her?"
"What do you know? If you want to hang out in the Zen forest, you'd better be a bachelor."
"Senior brother, don't you think being a bachelor is too lonely?"
"I will never be lonely, because loneliness is with me."
"Well, senior brother, your level is too high. I don't think we can communicate. I'd better copy my love letter quickly..."
…
It was not until noon that Fa Er's love letter was completed. After cleaning up the ink stains all over the room, the two brothers went to the upper courtyard room together.
Although Fa Hai is good at grilling game, he is too lazy to cook rice.
Now that Zen Master Wudu and his wife were away, Fahai and his wife decided to go to the fasting room opened in the temple to deal with them.
Dalin Upper Courtyard is the central area of Dalin Temple, where most of the disciples practice. The food in the fasting room here is pretty good, and there is even delicious egg soup for lunch.
It is actually a common misunderstanding that monks can only eat vegetarian food. The so-called monks do not eat meat, which means that monks do not eat sentient things, such as eggs and milk, which are food without thoughts and emotions. Monks will still eat it, but it is just their eating habits.
More simple.
The fasting room is just behind the Wuliang Hall. At this time, the bell for the "hall hall" (for monks to eat) in the back mountain has not yet sounded. Most of the people who come to eat are disciples of the inner courtyard and a few elite disciples of the upper courtyard who have higher cultivation levels and do not need to participate in centralized cultivation.
Therefore, when Fahai and his wife entered the fasting room, there were not many monks inside. Most of them were sitting upright, chanting sutras and eating in silence. Only one table was busy eating.
Fa Hai took a closer look and realized that there were really enemies on a narrow road. At this table were Fa Yi, several upper court disciples, and Miao Yu's master and servant.
At this time, Fa Yi was sitting there proudly bragging about the interesting things he had encountered when he came down the mountain to promote Honghua. Miao Yu's master and servant Qiao smiled brightly when they heard this. Several disciples from the upper court were taking pictures of Fa Yi and Miao.
Jade's flattery, for a while, the conchs were rolling, and it was very lively.
At this time, Fa Yi and the others also saw Fa Hai. Miaoyu nodded slightly unnaturally towards Fa Hai, with complicated eyes. After what happened last time, she realized that Fa Hai had always admired her, and she also admired Fa Hai's
Literary talent, but at the same time he looked down on Fahai's cowardice and felt that he had no masculinity. However, when he saw Fahai risking his life, he unconsciously felt a motherly love overflowing and wanted to protect him... In short, it was very complicated.
When Fa Yi saw Fa Hai, his expression changed and became extremely ugly, as if he had eaten a fly.
There is never any unreasonable hatred in this world.
Fa Hai was born in the Cang family in the capital, and Fa Yi was born in the Long family. They were both from wealthy families. It can be said that the two had grown up with each other. They had been suffering from the same illness since childhood and were beaten together. However, Fa Hai had a cowardly character and did not know how to resist, while Fa Yi had a strong character.
Therefore, Fa Yi was whipped much more often than Fa Hai. From then on, Fa Yi looked down on Fa Hai.
Unexpectedly, when they arrived at Dalin Temple, the two brothers and sisters got together again. Fa Hai also became a senior brother, which made Fa Yi even more uncomfortable.
Later, Fa Yi took the peerless medicine Da Huan Dan and became the hope of revitalizing Dalin in the eyes of the elders. At this time, Fa Yi was already envious and jealous of Fa Hai.
Later, Fa Hai became a peerless loser, while Fa Yi became a genius. As a result, Fa Yi finally found an opportunity to vent his long-standing resentment.
Not to mention ridiculing and beating Fahai, over the years, Fahai has never been full as long as he went to the fasting room to eat. The delicious food was always taken away by Fayi, leaving only a cold sentence, "You are also wasting food if you eat!"
"
In the past, Fa Hai was hiding from Fa Yi like the god of plague, hiding as far as he could.
"What's there to see? Hurry up and serve the food." Pushing Fa Er who couldn't move beside him, Fa Hai found a table farthest away from Fa Yi and the others, and sat down with his back to them, out of sight.
Fa Er reluctantly asked for food from Huo Gong Tutuo and placed it on the table. His small eyes were fixed on Cui Er in the distance, unable to hold his neck any longer.
However, Fahai never turned his head to look at Fayi and the others from beginning to end. Instead, he focused his eyes completely on the table. A plate of fried tofu with vegetables, two large bowls of steamed buns, and a bowl of fragrant and delicious egg and mushroom soup immediately made Fahai
My appetite was whetted, but I habitually put down my chopsticks first, clasped my hands together and recited a long and smelly mantra.
It is natural for a monk to recite a mantra before eating to thank the Buddha for the meal, but Fahai's thought still aroused waves of ridicule.
"This loser is chanting sutras again. What else will he do besides eating and chanting sutras? He must be begging Buddha to forgive him for wasting food, haha."
"Don't talk nonsense, Senior Brother Fahai is very good with his mouth. All the power of the Great Return Pill must have gone to his mouth. He has iron teeth and bronze teeth!"
"Especially the line 'I'll tell the abbot if you bully me again' is so powerful and manly!"
"Senior brother, fight with them!"
Fahai was being ridiculed, and Faer felt the same way, especially since Cui'er was beside him. He suddenly felt that he couldn't hold his head up and wanted to fight for his life.
"sit down!"
Fa Hai snorted softly and stopped reciting. The moment his hands returned to the table, he had already calmly dropped three Jade Cleansing Pills into the egg and mushroom soup. After that, he faced Fa Hai with a preaching expression.
The second said, "Junior brother, we are monks. If a dog bites you, will you bite it back again?"
"Of course not."
Fa Hai's back was turned to Fa Yi, so Fa Yi and others naturally didn't know about Fa Hai's little moves, but Fa Er, who was sitting opposite Fa Hai, saw it and couldn't help but feel happy, and he picked up what Fa Hai said smoothly.
"That's right, monks should not take gains and losses too seriously. I once sacrificed my life to feed tigers, but now we are just sacrificing some face, and we don't have to cut the meat to feed dogs. Just drink the soup, it won't taste good when it's cold.
"
While the old god was preaching, Fa Hai quietly reached his hand under the table and gave Fa Er a thunderbolt. He also quietly made a mouth gesture and winked at him. Fa Er immediately nodded in tacit agreement.
Fa Yi and the others did not see Fa Hai's little movements, but they heard his words clearly.
"Pfft~" Miaoyu's master and servant laughed out loud. Last time they didn't catch Fahai's tongue blooming like a lotus, but this time they saw it.
The upper court disciples suddenly looked ashamed and angry, and were speechless in anger, but they were speechless. Fight, they really didn't dare. No matter how useless Fahai was, he was also a disciple of the inner court. They dared to verbally humiliate Fahai.
What he saw was the power of Fa Yi behind him. At this moment, he naturally looked at Fa Yi.
"He has sharp teeth and a sharp mouth. You can't defeat him. Humph, when dealing with such a person, don't talk nonsense to him. Just let him understand what it means to be a king!"
After Fa Yi finished speaking, he slapped the table, stood up and strode towards Fa Hai, "You still want to drink egg soup? It would be nice if our Dalin Temple gave him some vegetables for this loser, hehe..."