Chapter 68 The Centennial Spare Tire and the Love of Fengwu
In the center of Buzhou, at the foot of the statue of Danran Tianzun.
"Second brother, I didn't expect you to be that strange person. No wonder Nv Zhaojun and the others would call you Taoist Master. No wonder the power of wish contained in this statue is so close to your aura. But why did you build it like this?
Virtue, when I was in Longhu Mountain, I read all over the Taoist collections, but I have never seen a god with such a silvery appearance. Who is this ugly guy?"
"Sister Fengwu, isn't this engraved? Indifferent Heavenly Lord!"
Mixed in the crowds of Miao Dao believers, Luo Fengwu and Fa Er looked up at the high-altitude statue of Tianzun, overlooking the sky, praising its majesty and complaining about its appearance.
"Don't talk nonsense. If you blaspheme Tianran Tianzun here, you will be beaten to death." Fahai stood aside leisurely, waving his folding fan and smiled, "Okay, Shenyao Imperial City will take you around, Tianran Tianzun
I’ve taken you on a tour, so it’s time for us to pack up and return to China.”
"Don't worry, the two of us have been flying hard for nearly two months before arriving in Buzhou. How can we just leave? We haven't experienced the scenery of Buzhou, and we haven't tasted the delicious food in Buzhou..."
"What delicious food should we eat? It is right for us monks to drink morning dew in the morning and eat blue clouds in the evening."
"The sky is full of gods and Buddhas, and they are having a peach feast, so why should the monks drink from the northwest wind?"
"The gods and Buddhas in the sky are not holding a peach banquet, but a peach party. How can a meeting to study such a serious matter as the work of the heaven be considered to be a waste of money?" Fa Hai said disapprovingly.
"Senior brother, I want to eat Buzhou beggar's chicken!" Fa Er interrupted, "I haven't eaten chicken cooked by senior brother in a hundred years."
"You, you don't want to eat chicken, you have been waiting for too long and want to drink chicken soup. Unfortunately, I have been cultivating my heart and character for hundreds of years, and I am as pure as jade. How can I have so much chicken soup for my soul?"
Just when Fa Hai sneered and rejected Fa Er, Luo Fengwu became interested and wanted Fa Hai to show his hand no matter what. Fa Hai had no choice but to take the two of them and the two dogs and one tiger waiting at the bottom of the mountain.
Entering the vast mountains.
…
Deep in the mountains, a bonfire was blazing, and the three people and three animals were roasting game and drinking wine, and they were having a great time.
Only Fa Er, his mind was obviously not on eating and drinking. He kept approaching Fa Hai intentionally or unintentionally with a gourd of wine, looking like a slut.
"Senior brother, do you still remember Tianmu Peak?"
"Don't be ridiculous! You want to ask Cui'er why she didn't dump you? You can understand now if you take a pee and take a picture."
"But when I was young and pretty, she didn't like me either?"
"Youth is a beauty? Ha, I am youth and you are the beginning of autumn. Now that you have lost your youth, you are just a beauty. Do you understand?"
It's a pity that Fa Er has long been accustomed to Fa Hai's routine. No matter how hard he is hit or how merciless he is, he can't stop his pursuit of love.
"Senior brother, I know I'm not worthy of Cui'er, but I just can't figure out why she would marry a mortal and not want to marry me?"
"Tui'er is married?"
"Ninety years ago she returned to secular life and got married, and now her great-great-grandchildren are all doing it."
"Then why are you asking me this?"
"So what if you get married? You have to love even if you die, let alone just getting married. Isn't this what you taught me? Besides, we are all monks, why should we care about worldly constraints? This is what you taught me too..."
"It's not that I don't care, I'm here to see if there's love..." Seeing this, Fa Hai couldn't help but sigh. He knew Fa Er's love-struck temper best. He couldn't help but raise the wine gourd in his hand and said, "Look, This wine gourd, you are like this gourd’s mouth, you try your best to block the gourd, but it’s a pity that people only hold wine in their hearts... Do you understand?”
"I understand, she doesn't care about me, so what should I do? Senior brother, what do you think I can do?" Fa Er said with a sad face.
Fa Hai was so annoyed that he couldn't help it. He was not Cui'er, so what could he do? The most difficult thing to predict in this world is the human heart, and the most difficult thing to predict is a woman's heart. Fa Er has been a backup for a hundred years. Asked, but the inner demon has been born early, and if you want to go further, you must either succeed or let go, otherwise it will be difficult to achieve true bliss.
"what to do?"
Fa Hai decided to try to wake up Fa Er. He stretched out his hand and said, "Have you seen that chicken? Catch one and bring it here..."
A few people were having a picnic, and Wang Xingren and Bai Dai caught a bunch of plump pheasants. It was impossible to roast them all at once. Fa Er went over and picked out the fattest and strongest chicken.
Fa Hai took out a piece of tough silk and tied it to the chicken's leg, then handed the other end of the silk to Fa Er and ordered, "Let it go."
Fa Er couldn't figure it out, so he had to follow Fa Hai's instructions. As soon as he let go, the chicken scurried forward in a panic.
"pull!"
Before Fa Hai finished speaking, Fa Er had already picked up the silk in his hand, and the chicken fell down and was dragged back.
"Let it go."
"Pull again!"
I saw the unlucky chicken fall down, get up, run, then fall down again, get up again... This was repeated eight times, and Fa Hai was able to make Fa Er stop.
Fa Hai looked at Fa Er who seemed to be enlightened and said, "Do you understand what to do this time?"
"Brother, I understand! What you want is for me to set my goal like this chicken, become more courageous and never give up! Okay! I swear I will keep pursuing it. When she gets married, I will wait for her until she gets married. Her husband will die of old age. If she remarries, I will wait for her for the rest of her life..." A firm look flashed across Fa'er's eyes, and his fighting spirit also burned with it. He felt that he was full of energy all over his body. Full of strength, full of energy, full of confidence.
"I mean I want you to pull your dick!"
…
Just when Fa Erru was struck by lightning, Fahai had already arrived at the drunken Luo Fengwu with a wine gourd. Before he could get close, the fragrance of orchid and musk mixed with the smell of wine floated into Fahai's nose.
"Feng Wu, what are your plans after you return?"
"Plan? For hundreds of years, my only dream has been to cultivate into a female body. Now that I have finally realized my dream, I suddenly feel that I have lost my goal. I feel empty, lonely, and cold..."
Luo Fengwu's beautiful red phoenix eyes were half drunk and half awake, as if she was murmuring, "The most beautiful thing in this world is love. If you can find a dream person to pursue and love like Fa Er, that kind of life will be a complete life, that kind of life A perfect woman is a complete woman."
Speaking of love, Luo Fengwu seemed to be shy, with her snow-white neck hanging slightly like a swan, and her black hair shining with a charming luster under the flickering bonfire. The beauty was drunk and extremely alluring.
Fahai couldn't help but trembled, regained his composure, and said, "This matter is easy to handle. There are hundreds of billions of people in Buzhou and tens of billions of men. As long as Feng Wu wants it, what kind of things can't be found? I will let the woman go back."
Mr. Zhao will organize a super blind date conference for you."
"I'm not interested in a man like that."
Luo Fengwu raised his crystal chin, a hint of pride flashed across his beautiful face, and then seemed to fall into babble again, "The man in my mind should be dull, handsome, innocent and innocent, infatuated and righteous, and full of poems."
, well-educated, it would be best if he has great skills, but it doesn’t matter if he doesn’t, anyway, I will protect him. Second brother, can you find such a man for me?"
"Stupid, handsome, innocent and innocent, infatuated with righteousness, full of poetry, knowledgeable and reasonable, isn't this the smart and handsome version of Fa Er?"
Looking at Luo Fengwu, whose eyes were filled with longing and longing, Fa Hai suddenly felt something in his heart and said, "There really are such people!"
"Who? Where is he?" Luo Fengwu's beautiful eyes instantly dazzled with light as he asked excitedly.
"There is a person who can be said to be stupid. He can be said to be unique. To be said to be handsome, he is one of a million. To be honest and infatuated, he has been proven for hundreds of generations. To be full of poems and books, he can speak volumes..."
Seeing Luo Fengwu listening intoxicated, Fahai suddenly changed the topic and sighed, "But this person has a bad fate. He was abandoned by his beloved, and reincarnated for hundreds of lives. He was doing good and evil in every life.
Wandering in pain, he longs for an unforgettable love, but it is destined that he will never be able to be with the person he loves... Feng Wu, do you think such a person can be your rightful son? Do you want to save him? "
"Where is he? I'm going to find him now!" Luo Fengwu raised his snow-white neck high and looked at Fahai Road eagerly.
"It's a pity that he has just been reincarnated. I don't know where exactly he was born. Maybe it will take a long time for you to meet him. I have a limerick here for you. As for whether you can find her, it can only depend on the relationship between you two.
It’s fate.”
When Fahai saw Luo Fengwu taking the bait, he felt proud. He took a sip of wine, stood up, shook his folding fan, and composed a poem in seven steps.
"It rains heavily during the Qingming Festival, and the scenery is infinite for a young heart. If you are destined to meet from thousands of miles away, you must go to the heights of the West Lake to find it~"