Following the bustling flow of people, Fa Hai, dressed as a Confucian scholar, took Xu Xian for a stroll through the streets and alleys. As he walked, Fa Hai taught Xu Xian by words and deeds.
"Chinese, do you know why you can't see through the word color?"
"I don't know, kid."
"Because you have seen too little. In this world, there is one yin and one yang. Where there is yin, there is yang. There is actually no difference between women and men. They are far less beautiful than what you see in books..."
"Master, there is a saying in the book: From ancient times, beauty comes from clear water, hibiscus, and natural carvings. I think women are God's gift to the world, and they are the most beautiful things in this world."
"Clear water brings out hibiscus, and nature removes the carvings? Haha! The first lesson I teach you is to let you recognize the reality and understand how dirty women are!"
"How can a woman be dirty? There is a saying in the book: The skin is like ice and snow, the grace is like a virgin, the words are not spoken, the Qi is like the orchid, and the concentration makes things flawless and mature..."
While they were talking, the two of them had arrived at Menghonglou, the largest brothel in Hangzhou. As soon as they entered, a strong smell of powder came to their nostrils. Several old madams who had no idea how much powder they had put on their faces embraced them with cheap and charming smiles.
Enter the building.
"Hey, it's actually father and son here. It just so happens that our building launches a sister-in-sleeping product. I wonder if I'm interested?"
The biggest brothel is not necessarily the best brothel. The size of Menghonglou is the size of the public. Three religions and nine schools, as long as they spend a little money, all the barbarians can get what they need.
"My nephew will go to Beijing to take the exam after the new year, but lately he likes to think wildly every day, so..." Fa Hai looked extremely calm, calmly pushed away an old bustard who squeezed into his arms, and said with a chuckle,
"I will pay you 10,000 taels to keep you in Menghonglou for a month. I hope you can make him understand how dirty women are."
Seeing the banknotes in Fa Hai's hand, the eyes of several old madams couldn't help but shine, and their attitudes became even more enthusiastic, "Look at what you said, uncle, how can we women be dirty?"
Fahai, however, took the cashier's check and said calmly, "Don't talk nonsense. There is only one month. If you use one less day, I will add one thousand taels. If you use one more day, I will take back one thousand taels. How about it? Can you Menghonglou do it?
Can we do it? If we can’t do it, we’ll go to the other side.”
"We in Dream Red Mansion are the hegemons of the sea of flowers in the south of the Yangtze River. As long as it is a matter between men and women, there is nothing we can't do. Just look at it, sir. We, the twelve golden bustards of the Red Mansion, will go into battle together, and we will definitely make this young man happy for the rest of his life.
Dare to think about women again! Sisters, clear the place and start work!!!"
"Master, this is not good, ah, don't catch me there, master... help!"
"In Chinese, if you want to know what color and space are, you have to go to the brothel and the red pavilion to find them. Just remember one thing, they are your lenses!"
Seeing a dozen or so heavily made-up madams carrying the bewildered Xu Xian up to the second floor like chickens, Fa Hai smiled slightly, swung his folding fan gently, found a table in the flower hall on the first floor, and sat down comfortably.
In an instant, Xu Xian's screams like a killing pig came from upstairs.
"Hey, asking you how much sorrow you can have is like Xu Xian going to a brothel..."
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One month later, in Heitu Town, Shanyang County, China.
"Han Wen, I'll ask you again, is it true that women are like hibiscus emerging from clear water, naturally carved and decorated?"
"Master, I'm going to kill the bastard who wrote this book! Women are so dirty!"
"Very good, you have understood the first lesson..."
"The first lesson? Is there a second lesson?!"
"In this second lesson, I want to tell you how ugly women are!"
While talking, Fahai had already brought Xu Xian to the Daxia Inn. However, the Daxia Inn has remained unchanged for a hundred years, and it has always been so dilapidated and shabby.
However, this time when he returned to his old place, Fa Hai saw that the entrance to the Hero Inn was deserted. There were only three old people who were described as withered and skinny, as if their bones had been knocked and their marrow sucked out for hundreds of years, lying lazily outside the door and basking in the sun.
"This is it..."
Fahai took Xu Xian to the door of the Hero Inn and bowed to the three old men very politely, "How are you three old men? I wonder if the proprietress Zhongli of this shop is still here?"
It was a normal inquiry, but it aroused strong reactions from the three old people.
"Old man? Who do you think the old man is, you sour bitch?"
The three old men struggled to get up one after another. They seemed very angry and threw themselves at Fahai tremblingly. "Damn you, open your eyes and see clearly. We three brothers are monks, monks who stay young forever!"
call!"
Unfortunately, the old man was exhausted after walking only a few steps, and he stood up violently with one hand on his waist.
"Brother, be careful about your waist..." Seeing this, another old man quickly stooped and pulled him.
"What are you being careful about? Think about how glorious the Three Mountains of the Xiao family of the Gusu Sword Sect were in those days, but now even a poor scholar dares to laugh at us, cough cough"
The last old man to get up turned his attention to Fahai, and his dim old eyes suddenly burst into surprise, "Hey, why does this scholar look so familiar? It's you! Cang..."
At this moment, a powerful lion's roar came from the Dou Wen Inn, "What's Cang? Why don't you three old immortals get out of here! Since you still have the strength to scream, go ahead quickly."
Give me a warm bed!"
"Mother...Mother..."
When the three old men heard the lion's roar, they twitched in fear, their legs weakened, and they fell to the ground one after another, returning to the same half-dead and weak appearance just now.
"Oh, it turns out the boss lady is still here... Brother Xiao, nice to meet you! Seeing that you are still alive makes me satisfied. I will catch up with you some other time when I have time."
Fahai, on the other hand, looked happy, slightly bowed his hands to the three Xiaos who were languishing on the ground, and led Xu Xian, who was dumbfounded, into the Hero Inn.
"Old Master, who are these three old men?"
"Just three losers who didn't graduate from the second class, ha"
When Xu Xian heard this, he staggered and almost fell to the ground. At this time, Fahai was already standing in the inn.
Inside the Daxia Inn, it was still so cramped, shabby and damp. The proprietress Zhong Lihua was still sitting behind the counter, holding her big face and concentrating on picking up her nose. Judging from her figure, she was actually much stronger than a hundred years ago.
"The boss lady, I haven't seen her in a hundred years, but she still looks beautiful!"
"You're so close, everyone in the world knows my grace. What's that expression on your face? I'm just so cold and cold. The more you flatter me, the more disgusted I am!"
Zhong Lihua didn't appreciate it at all. After snorting coldly, she took out a huge ball of boogers, flicked it lightly, and with a whoosh sound, poured it directly into the pillar beside Xu Xian. It penetrated three points and shocked Xu Xian's body.
of cold sweat.
"You, the young monk, can be considered an old friend. For the sake of that deal back then, after all, what do you want from me when you come to the Hero Inn this time?"
He casually pulled out a stained rag from the counter and wiped his iron-rod-like fingers. Zhongli Huafang shook his scattered "hair" and looked at Fahai again impatiently.
"Haha, let me get straight to the point. My nephew has been blocked in his enlightenment recently, and I would like to ask the landlady to help him train him so that he can get over his frustrations..."
"Oh? There are so many capable people in the world, why do you have to come to ask me for help?"
"Because he doesn't understand why women are so...well, attractive. So, after much thought, only the boss lady can solve this problem for him."
Even though Fahai wanted to ask Zhonglihua for help, Fahai naturally said it more tactfully, but Zhonglihua didn't take this approach at all. She looked at Xu Xian carefully with a pair of giant copper bell eyes and said, "Well, it has fine skin and tender meat, a bit
"Children chew their heads"
Just when Xu Xian was so shocked that he almost collapsed to the ground, Zhong Lihua withdrew his gaze with disdain and opened his mouth to Fa Hai, "Three Heavenly Spirit Pills, no more! If you agree, three months