Volume 7, Chapter 157, The Wedding of Three People (Part 2)
"No need!"
Fahai waved his hand slightly when he heard the words, stood up, glanced at everyone, and said lightly, "Today is the day of great joy for Feng Wu and Xu Xian. I don't want to start a fight rashly. The devil and Buddha are here to congratulate me, and they are our guests. Everyone, take a look.
In front of Lao Na, you are not allowed to attack the demon Buddha!"
After Fa Hai finished speaking, he looked at Fa Yi, who had a complex expression, and said with a calm smile, "Mo Buddha, please watch the ceremony from the side. I will turn around and ask the newlyweds to offer you three more glasses of water and wine..."
When Fa Yi heard this, he just shook his head bitterly and said to Fa Hai, "Fa Hai, I didn't come here to fight you today. I just have one thing to ask Tian Ying face to face. After asking, I will leave naturally.
From now on he will never appear again in heaven and earth."
As soon as Fa Yi finished speaking, the whole hall was stunned.
"Oh?" Fahai was also stunned and said, "If you have anything to say, you must say it when they are worshiping heaven and earth. You can talk about it after they salute!"
Fa Yi bit his lip and said, "They worshiped heaven and earth, but it's too late!"
When Fa Hai heard this, he couldn't help but look at Xu Xian who had a complicated expression inquiringly. Fa Hai's performance today always made Fa Hai feel a little weird. However, he didn't want to get into a fight with Fa Yi at this time, lest he would get into trouble.
The joyous event caused a scene of swordsmanship and bloodshed, and the whole house was unhappy.
"Why!"
When Xu Xian saw Fa Hai's eyes, he couldn't help but sigh. He turned around and looked at Fa Yi helplessly and said, "Mo Buddha, some things cannot be done by force..."
"What if I have to force it?"
When Fa Yi heard this, his eyes turned red, and he choked and said, "A gentleman's words are hard to catch. Your Tianying is the incarnation of the good body of the Holy Demon. Do you want to break your promise and betray your heart? You will never give up on me."
"puff"
As soon as Fa Yi said this, several guests in the hall who were holding teacups couldn't hold back and immediately spit out the strong tea in their mouths.
"What's happening here?!"
Fa Hai was also dumbfounded for a while. He looked at Fa Yi, whose face was full of "gloomy resentment", and then at Xu Xian, who had a troubled face. In a daze, he seemed to have grasped something.
Seeing that everyone's eyes were focused on him, Xu Xian couldn't help but feel panic, and quickly explained, "I was in a damaged mood yesterday, and I couldn't speak without hesitation..."
Fa Yi smiled sadly, "I don't want to hear your explanation. I just want to ask you, do you have me in your heart?"
"this……"
When Xu Xian saw this, for some reason, his heart ached for no reason. The Lord of Demons and Buddhas, who commanded all the heavens and worlds, did not hesitate to show his face, make people laugh, and confess his true feelings in front of the monks all over the world. This infatuation really made Xu Xian feel sad.
He softened and started to vomit a little.
"I...I already have a master..."
"I can be small!"
Fa Yi's face flushed for no reason, he stared at Xu Xian and said, "If you agree, the three of us will go to the church together today to get married. If you refuse, I will destroy my soul. You and I come from the same origin.
If I die, you won’t be able to live alone!”
"Don't force me!" Xu Xian gritted his teeth after hearing this.
But Fa Yi refused to give in, "So what if I force you? Either we all live together, or we all die together!"
"Cough! Cough!"
When things had developed to this point, everyone in the hall was completely in a state of confusion, and Fahai, the instigator, coughed dryly to cover up his embarrassment.
"Chinese..."
At this moment, Luo Fengwu suddenly spoke, "Just obey him! If you die, I, the master, will not live alone. Rather than you leaving me, I, the master, would rather the three of you live together."
"What?! You actually agreed?" When Fa Yi heard this, he suddenly became extremely excited. At this time, all the resentment he had felt towards Luo Fengwu for decades turned into endless gratitude, and his voice became a little trembling.
"Master..." Xu Xian was also full of excitement, and even choked up for a moment. He looked at Luo Fengwu and then at Fa Yi. In an instant, he felt that he had never been so happy in his life.
"This is really ridiculous." Jun Xiyue and the other four girls shook their heads repeatedly. Their beautiful eyes looked at Fa Hai with anger, "It's all your fault!"
"Amitabha, turn war into friendship, this is the great road to harmony." Fahai let out a long sigh after hearing this, as if he had finally settled his knot.
When Fahai opened his mouth, everyone in the hall felt that this incident was really shocking and absurd, making people feel as disgusting as eating flies, but no one dared to stand up against Fahai and provoke the demons and Buddhas.
"Self-trapped and idealistic..."
Only Bai Suzhen's eyes suddenly became extremely deep, as if there were stormy waves brewing inside, but in the end, they just turned into a helpless sigh, and she stared at Fahai's back in trance.
"Okay, now that you and your wife have reached a conclusion on this matter, don't waste time. The good time is about to pass, so you should hurry up and continue to worship!"
Following Fahai's words, the sound of silk and bamboo sounded again. Under the strange gazes of everyone, Luo Fengwu pulled Fa Yi over, who was squirming. The two stood side by side, one on the left and one on the right, beside Xu Xian. With the sound of praise,
Bowing to heaven and earth from a distance.
"Worship heaven and earth!"
"Two thanks to Gaotang!"
"Husband and wife bow to each other, and happiness will come in pairs!"
After the ceremony, the three of them did not enter the bridal chamber immediately. Instead, under the leadership of Xu Xian, they thanked the guests and friends who came to congratulate them. One woman and two men. The atmosphere looked very strange, but it did not affect the joy in the hall.
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After the wedding wine was drunk, the guests and hosts rejoiced. When all the monks who had congratulated each other took their leave and left, only Xu Xian, his wife, Fahai and others were left in the hall.
"Second brother, I'm getting married today, and everyone has sent me gifts, so why did you come empty-handed?" Luo Fengwu secretly pulled Fa Hai aside and teased him under the influence of wine.
"How could I come here empty-handed? In order to prepare a gift for you, I spent a whole night thinking hard before bringing it to you. It's just that there were too many people here, so it was not convenient to give it to you in person..."
Fahai chuckled, raised his hand, and a strange-looking gift appeared in his palm. He held it in front of Luo Fengwu like a treasure and said, "I worked hard to make this gift using the only five-clawed golden dragon in the Yanhuang world."
It is carved out of dragon bones, and look here, as long as you press it, it can continue to vibrate, just like the real thing! This also corresponds to the couplet I gave you. Although you have two pieces of tangerine peel, you only lack one.
A dragon bone, now that I have it, I can make up for the regrets in this life!"
"As expected of a good brother! I accept your wishes, but..."
When Luo Fengwu heard this, he couldn't help but smile, "But you don't know that Master Guanyin is really powerful. A drop of her fairy dew yesterday actually has the power to regenerate creation. It not only resurrected my life, but also restored my life."
Remove my disability!"
"What?!"
Fa Hai was stunned when he heard this. He looked at Luo Fengwu, who was smiling sweetly, and then glanced at Fa Yi and Xu Xian from afar in the hall. He felt that after a hundred years of hard training, his already extremely strong and perfect heart had become a little messy.
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"I was wrong! It turns out that today is not only a wedding for three people, but also a wedding for three men! Well, this world is too ridiculous, I'd better return to Earth quickly!"