Not only Fa Hai was surprised, but even Jun Xiyue couldn't help but open her beautiful eyes with a look of disbelief on her face.
Lu Dongbin is so famous.
In Fahai's previous life, he was the legendary leader of the Eight Immortals of Shangdong, the famous Chunyang Master, and a generation of love saints. He left behind various legends. Who doesn't know about Lu Dongbin's three plays with white peony? Who doesn't know about dog bites?
Lu Dongbin?
In this life, he is even more famous. Not only is he the first of the Eight Immortals, but he is also the real Daluo Jinxian. He is only one step away from the Zifu Shangxian who is known as a quasi-sage. It is said that he Wen pursues Kong Sheng, Wu Jin kills gods, and even more
He was favored by Taiqing and Zhengqing among the Four Pure Ones, the two most eccentric Taoist ancestors, Lao and Zhuang, and the head of the Xi family. On the basis of inheriting the Miaozhen Taoism of Zhuang sage, he founded a Taoist system that spreads over 3,600 schools.
Quanzhen Taoism, known as one of the top ten sects in the world, has become a generation of ancestors respected by all living beings.
"Chun Yang's legacy... Chunyang Wonderland... Luliang Mountain... Lu Chunyang... I should have guessed it a long time ago..."
"He is Lu Dongbin? He still knows you? So, are you also the reincarnation of an immortal?" Jun Xiyue's eyes turned around from Lu Dongbin and then back to Fa Hai, as if she was once again dwarfed by him.
"You have to ask him." Fahai's eyes were changing, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
"No need to ask, as long as your venerable master passes my test, you will understand everything."
Lu Dongbin smiled casually and continued, "After waiting here for tens of thousands of years, the time of the true spirit left by Pindao is running out. To make a long story short, Pindao reincarnated once in this world and left behind a blessed land of cultivation.
At the same time, three tests of wisdom, courage and love have been prepared for the Venerable. The Venerable only needs to pass the first test to enter the Pure Yang Fairyland where Pindao cultivated himself, and obtain the treasures left by Pindao during his calamity.
Object."
Fa Hai was a scheming person. Although he was full of doubts, looking at Lu Dongbin's pretentious look, he knew that asking questions at this time was in vain. However, no matter what tricks Lu Dongbin played, for him, this was a rare opportunity.
edge.
Although Fa Hai doesn't know what the Chunyang Relic is, since it is a treasure left behind by the great god Lu Dongbin during his reincarnation, it is definitely full of temptations for him, a young monk, and is worth a try. What's more, even if he fails,
He won't lose anything in the test.
"Amitabha, everything is subject to the arrangements of the Immortal." Fa Hai whispered the Buddha's name, which was regarded as agreeing to accept the test.
Seeing this, Lu Dongbin nodded slightly, turned aside, pointed at the two shining portals behind him and the two expressionless yellow scarf warriors, and said, "Your Majesty, please look at these two portals. One of them leads to the Pure Yang Wonderland, and the other
One door is to return to the Luliang Mountains where the Venerable is, and among the two golden warriors guarding the door, one only tells the truth, and the other never tells the truth. So..."
"The first test of the poor Taoist is to ask the Venerable to take the two girls to choose a door and enter the Pure Yang Wonderland within one stick of incense."
A smile flashed in Lu Dongbin's eyes, and he added, "Before that, your venerable can choose a yellow scarf warrior guarding the gate and ask them a question. However, you can only ask one question."
After saying that, Lu Dongbin raised his hand and waited for Fa Hai's choice.
Fahai, however, was not in a hurry to make a choice, but stared at the two yellow scarf warriors, frowning in thought.
Lu Dongbin's test seems very simple. He just needs to choose a portal and walk in. If he is a 2B who thinks he has the halo of pig's feet, he will definitely be shocked and enter a portal casually based on his intuition. "
By chance, he passed the test and entered the Pure Yang Wonderland.
But Fa Hai knew that this test was not that simple. It seemed like you could choose one of two to try your luck, but in fact it was a test of wisdom. Otherwise, there would be no need for these two dull yellow scarf warriors to exist at all.
Moreover, since this level is a test of wisdom, the key is to use wisdom to break the game. If Fa Hai randomly picked a door and simply tried his luck, he would probably be kicked out by Lu Dongbin in the end.
The key to this test lies in the two yellow scarf warriors. One does not tell lies, and the other only tells lies. When it is impossible to judge which of them is real and which is fake, how can they find out where the portal of Chunyang Wonderland is in one go?
"It should be the portal on the right."
Jun Xiyue suddenly stretched out her bare hand from behind Fa Hai, pointed to the door on the right and timidly reminded her. After experiencing the scene just now, she was smart enough to realize that the current situation was stronger than others, so she put away all her arrogance, for fear of
An accident made Fahai angry again, and he was subjected to a scene called "The Little Monk Forced into the Devil's Cave".
"How do you know it's on the right side?" Fahai heard the sound, looked back and asked with squinted eyes.
"A woman's intuition!"
"A woman's intuition has always been an excuse for being big-breasted and brainless..."
"you……"
"Of course, you Jun Xiyue is definitely not a woman with big breasts and no brains...because your breasts are not really big."
"you……"
"What am I? Don't tell me that you didn't see the key point of this test. You just wanted us to return to Luliang Mountain and you deliberately misled me, right? After you go back and recover your skills, you will be a high-ranking demon sect princess again. However,
How can a poor monk let you get what you want? Why don't you go to Pure Yang Wonderland?"
"Hmph, whatever you think! But, who do you think you are? Trying to solve this mystery in a stick of incense is just nonsense!"
Jun Xiyue learned from her grandfather, the sage king of the Moon Worship Sect, Jun Wuxie. Jun Wuxie was known as Yuezun in the world of cultivation. He was one of the few old demons in the Seventy-Two Demon Sects. He was not only outstanding in strength, but also mentally intelligent.
Excellent, he is proficient in medicine, divination, astrology, calculation and various miscellaneous subjects.
Therefore, despite her young age, Jun Xiyue's mental knowledge is far beyond that of people her age.
From Jun Xiyue's point of view, Lu Dongbin's test seemed to be testing Fa Hai's quick wit, but in fact it was an extremely profound Neo-Confucian question. In this world where Neo-Confucianism was generally not valued, even her great-grandfather would not want to
It is not easy to find a solution to a problem in a stick of incense, let alone Fahai, a fledgling monk.
"If I can enter Pure Yang Wonderland within a stick of incense, the grudge between the two of us will be wiped out. How about we go our separate ways after exiting?"
"dream!!!"
Fahai shrugged, stopped talking to Jun Xiyue, and turned his attention to Lu Dongbin, who was there with the old god.
"Honorable Sir, there is still half a stick of incense left..."
"No need to think about it." After Fahai said this, he turned to glance at Jun Xiyue as if demonstrating, and then Shi Shiran walked towards the two yellow scarf warriors.
"Have you thought of how to solve this problem?" Jun Xiyue was suddenly startled and asked in surprise and curiosity.
"kindness."
"How to solve it?"
"Do you know how to divide nine apples completely and fairly among the five children?"
"Uh... I don't know."
"That's right. With your impressive IQ, I don't know how to explain it to you."
"you……"
Without looking back and arguing with Jun Xiyue, Fahai came to the Yellow Turban Warriors and randomly selected a robot-like Yellow Turban Warriors. Under Lu Dongbin's bright eyes, he seemingly casually pointed at another Yellow Turban Warriors and spoke.
Asked, "This great immortal, do you think he will tell me which door leads to Pure Yang Wonderland?"
After saying this, Jun Xiyue immediately stroked her forehead and shook her head, "You don't know who is telling the truth and who is telling lies. Isn't it useless to ask? I think your IQ is really refreshing!"
Lu Dongbin was different, he looked at Fahai quite unexpectedly, a light suddenly flashed in his eyes, and he immediately closed his eyes to rest.
"He will say that the door on the left leads to Pure Yang Wonderland."
"Thank you."
After Fahai finished speaking, Shi Shiran came back, picked up the unconscious Murong Bingyan, and walked towards the light door on the right.
When passing by Lu Dongbin, Fa Hai nodded and smiled, "Immortal leader, we will see you in Chunyang Wonderland."
"Your Majesty is so wise that I admire him!"
When Lu Dongbin heard this, he smiled and said, "Back then, Taoist Master Zhengqing tested me with this question, but I thought about it for three days and three nights before I could figure it out. Sir, don't think too much, I'll limit it to one stick of incense."
The purpose of testing the venerable is not to make it difficult for the venerable, but because if you want to fight with the one who is high in the heavens, courage is not enough. The key is to have wisdom that far exceeds all living beings in the world."
"Of course, these are all things for later. Now, since the Venerable has passed the test of wisdom, let's meet again in the Pure Yang Wonderland where all laws are forbidden!"
After saying that, Lu Dongbin's body burst into golden red light, and he disappeared into the void together with the two yellow scarf warriors. At the same time, the portal back to the Luliang Mountains also disappeared.
Fahai was speechless for a while after hearing this, feeling helpless at Lu Dongbin's secretiveness.
There are many legends about Lu Dongbin in the world, and without exception, he is a good man and a person who is willing to help others. However, no matter in the past life or in this life, in all the legends about Lu Dongbin, he has never been happy when helping others.
It's all a matter of mystery, that's why there is a story about a dog biting Lu Dongbin.
The dog bit Lu Dongbin, to be precise, it was Gou Yao Lu Dongbin.
Legend has it that Lu Dongbin once had a brother named Gou Yao who was sworn to Jinlan and was a scholar. Gou Yao's parents died and his family was poor, but he was honest, an honest gentleman, and he was very diligent in studying. Lu Dongbin admired him very much and invited him to his house.
Living at home, I hope he can study hard and be successful in the future. One day, a guest named Lin came to Lu Dongbin’s house. Seeing Gou Yao’s talent and hard work, he told Lu Dongbin that he wanted to betroth his sister to him.
Gou Yao and Lu Dongbin were deeply afraid that Gou Yao's love for bed would ruin his bright future, so he quickly excused himself. Unexpectedly, Gou Yao himself heard that Miss Lin was beautiful and insisted on agreeing to the marriage. Lu Dongbin thought for a long time and agreed. He said:
Gou Yao said: "Since my brother has made up his mind, I won't stop him. However, after we get married, I will sleep with the bride for three nights first." Gou Yao was shocked when he heard this. How could he not bow his head when he was living under someone else's roof? Besides, all the expenses for the wedding were already spent.
He had to rely on the Lu family, who would let himself be penniless? After thinking about it, he gritted his teeth and agreed. On the day Gou Yao got married, Lu Dongbin was overjoyed and ran around to organize everything. But Gou Yao had no face to see anyone, so he simply hid aside.
In the evening, after seeing off the guests, Lu Dongbin entered the bridal chamber. He saw the bride with her head covered with red gauze, sitting on the bed. Lu Dongbin did not lift the red veil and did not speak. He just sat under the lamp and immersed himself in reading. Miss Lin waited until midnight
, my husband still didn’t go to bed, so I had to go to bed with my clothes on. When I woke up in the morning, my husband was already gone. It was like this for three nights in a row, but it made Ms. Lin miserable. I’ll talk about it later. After three days, I finally got through it.
When he entered the bridal chamber, he saw his wife crying sadly. She lowered her head and cried and said, "Why did your husband stay away from bed for three nights in a row, only reading by the lamp, coming in at dusk and leaving at dawn?" This question was asked carefully.
Gou Yao was stunned. The bride raised her head and was even more surprised: Why did her husband change? After a long time, the couple suddenly realized. Gou Yao stamped his feet, looked up to the sky and laughed: "It turns out that my brother was afraid that I would be greedy for pleasure, so I forgot
Reading, use this method to inspire me!"
When Fa Hai compiled folk religious materials, there were many stories like this. From this, it can be seen that Lu Dongbin never cared about other people's feelings when doing things, and it could even be said that he played with others for fun.
Therefore, Fa Hai could only deal with Lu Dongbin's pretentiousness indifferently. If he was too impatient and became obsessed with it, he might have played into Lu Dongbin's mind.
"Little witch, let's go too." Fahai hooked his hand towards Jun Xiyue and walked straight into the only remaining portal.
"Humph, why should I go with you?"
"Then you just wait here to die!"
"You... okay, just go! But before you go, you have to tell me why you asked that?"
"It's very simple. If I ask him, another yellow scarf warrior will tell me which door leads to Chunyang Wonderland. If I happen to ask a yellow scarf warrior who doesn't lie, he will point out the door leading to Luliang Mountains. If
What I asked was the yellow scarf warrior who specializes in telling lies. Naturally, he would not tell me the truth if he told lies. He would also point out the door leading to the Luliang Mountains. Therefore, the other door naturally leads to the Pure Yang Wonderland."
"I didn't expect that your simple question contained so many twists and turns. You, Dead Fahai, are so treacherous! Then let me ask you again, how can you divide all nine apples equally among the five children?
"
"Choke two to death."
"you……"
Jun Xiyue almost vomited blood. Looking at Fahai's evil figure disappearing into the light door, Jun Xiyue, who was played with by Fahai and was about to die, kicked her legs out in shame and anger, and pursued her with gnashing teeth.
Up.
"Fahai little bald donkey, this princess will never be done with you in this life!!"