As soon as Fahai finished speaking, he saw Jun Xiyue nodding and then acting coy and hesitant to speak, so he couldn't help but said impatiently, "What's wrong with you?"
"It'll be a night after we go up. I...I want to go...for convenience." Jun Xiyue said hesitantly with a shy face.
"Isn't it just to pee? Then go ahead!" Fahai waved his hand.
"I'm afraid of the dark..."
"You are a witch, and monsters will have to run around when they see you!" Fahai mocked, then shook his head helplessly, "Forget it, I'll go with you, you women are really troublesome!"
"I'll go too..." Murong Bingyan interrupted again, her pretty face equally flushed.
"Okay, another one..." Fahai shook his head, "Then let's go together."
Not far behind the tree was a cliff covered with vines. Fahai took the two girls to the bottom of the cliff and said, "Let's deal with it nearby. I'll wait for you here."
The two women walked into a dwarf tree gracefully, accompanied by the sound of running water from a small spring in their ears. With the help of the moonlight and frost, Fa Hai vaguely peeped at the two of them through the gap between the dwarf trees.
The crouching figure of the beautiful back and the four plump and rounded figures of snow-white hair made her breath quicken. Suddenly, she saw the two women standing up. She quickly leaped three or two steps to the side of the stone wall, exhaled loudly, and punched the smooth and hard stone wall.
above.
There was a loud bang, and a small hole was opened in the stone wall by Fahai's fist strengthened by two hundred years of skill. Then, Fahai stepped into the hole, punched downwards one after another, and opened up under the ground.
A hole appeared that was not too wide but several feet deep.
"What are you doing?"
"Get a toilet. We don't know how long we will live here. We can't water the flowers every day." Fa Hai, who successfully diverted the attention of the two girls, replied as if nothing happened.
"You are so boring."
"Why are you bored? This is called opening the door to convenience and solving the post-'stock' worries..."
Fahai was quite proud, he shook his head and looked at his masterpiece, touched his chin and said, "But there is still a couplet left..."
"What couplets do you want for the toilet?"
"Don't underestimate the toilet. It's a place where people can go up and down easily and gather things. Besides, we have to leave some traces when we live in Chunyang Wonderland, right? 'Visiting here' is too vulgar..."
Fa Hai thought for a while, then pointed quickly and quickly sketched on the stone walls on both sides of the toilet. Stone chips flew everywhere, and within a moment, two rows of large characters painted with silver hooks and iron appeared on the stone wall.
"Squat quietly and seek Zen opportunities; relax and listen to the clear spring."
"We still need a horizontal review, well, let's call it a pure world!"
The two women looked at each other speechless. Although they thought Fahai was boring, such shameful and dirty things actually forced him to depict a Zen-like artistic conception. They had to admire Fahai's literary talents.
"Why do you always like to drop your book bag so much? You don't look like a monk at all, as if you are afraid that we will not know that you are talented and learned."
"What is it like to be a monk? After hundreds of thousands of years of cultivation, he only behaves vulgarly, talks philistinely, and fights and kills?"
Fa Hai said calmly, "As for the poor monk, it's not that he likes to show off. Everyone in the world says that men are talented and women are beautiful. To be honest, if I am with you two stunning beauties and don't show off my talents from time to time, I will be under great psychological pressure..."
"Humph, you always make sense."
Although Jun Xiyue's mouth was unforgiving, her expression was as charming as a flower. She had been in contact with Fahai for so long, and this was the first time she heard flattery and praise from Fahai. Although it was just a few words, although
It was with Murong Bingyan, but it also made her extremely happy and useful. It was as if Fahai's simple compliment was more precious than all the flattery that had surrounded her all day long for the past sixteen years combined.
Murong Bingyan's cheeks were also slightly red, her eyes were rippling, and her gaze towards Fahai became more gentle and gentle.
"Hey, when getting along with women, you still need to say sweet words from time to time..." Fa Hai sighed in his heart when he saw this.
…
When Fa Hai and the two daughters returned to the tree, the air had become colder and the wind was getting stronger.
"Let's go into the cave quickly. I'll carry you up. Come on, stop being so awkward, one on each side." After Fahai said that, he opened his arms and held Jun Xiyue and Murong Bingyan, who were shivering from the cold, one on the other.
Hold her tightly in your arms.
Although Fahai could not use his magic power outside his body, with his two hundred years of magic power cultivation, the combined weight of the two women was as light as a feather to him. With a sudden jump, he stood up from the ground and jumped easily.
Arrive at the tree hole.
After sending the two women into the cave, Fahai turned around and broke a thick branch. After covering the entrance of the cave with branches and leaves, he fit in and got in.
The tree hole is about one foot wide, but only about four feet high. Fahai, with his stature, can only climb in.
With the little bits of fluorescence emitted by more than a dozen demon cores, the brightness inside the cave is pretty good.
As soon as Fahai entered the cave, he saw two girls, Jun Xiyue and Murong Bingyan, sitting on the quilt on the left and right, staring at him with wide-open eyes, as if they were asking for punishment.
"What's wrong?" Fa Hai was a little confused.
"You clearly have bedding here, why do you still let us wear these? Silver thief, pervert!" Jun Xiyue said angrily.
Although Murong Bingyan remained silent, her beautiful eyes were full of resentment. She was obviously on the same front as Jun Xiyue on this matter.
"Amitabha, what a dog bites Lu Dongbin! The climate here is so different between day and night, and there is only one set of bedding. If it were you, would you choose to tear it open to decorate your appearance and use it to hide your shame, or make the best use of it for
Keep out the cold?”
Fa Hai shook his head and said, "Besides, there are only three of us here. If I am really lustful, why would I go to such trouble? I'll just keep letting you bare my buttocks~"
"You are naked." After hearing this, Jun Xiyue said that although she was not angry, her face was filled with anger. Although Fahai's words were unpleasant, they seemed to be true and she could not refute them.
"Senior brother Fahai is a distinguished monk. Sister Xiyue, it's you who are worrying too much."
Murong Bingyan was indeed a good comrade. She corrected her mistakes when she knew them. When she saw her mistakes, she blamed Fa Hai, and immediately returned to her evil ways and stood on the same front as Fa Hai again.
"snort!"
Seeing Murong Bingyan's betrayal on the battlefield and being isolated again, Jun Xiyue immediately couldn't hold on anymore. She turned her eyes and said, "Since Master Fahai is an eminent monk and there is only one quilt here, I want to use the master's
The high morale and integrity must have been specially prepared for us sisters to keep out the cold, and Master, you will avoid suspicion and keep vigil for us outside the cave."
Fahai closed his eyes helplessly after hearing this, and when he opened them again, he saw a pair of electric eyes that looked like a smile but not a smile. He looked up and down at Jun Xiyue in a playful manner, which made Jun Xiyue suddenly feel guilty.
.
"That's...impossible."
Fa Hai said brightly, "Little witch, don't push yourself too far! We are righteous and you are evil. Even if the poor monk wants to carry forward his style, he cannot carry it forward to you evil heretics. Based on what you did before, the poor monk has not killed you now.
You are already showing mercy."
Looking at Jun Xiyue who was speechless, Fa Hai smiled and said, "So, if you are obedient, you can stay in the cave to avoid the cold. If you dare to take advantage of it again, then you can get out for us. Early tomorrow morning, the monks will meet
I went to collect the body for you."
After Fahai finished speaking, he ignored the pale Jun Xiyue, straightened his face, and said to Murong Bingyan, who was looking intolerable, "Junior sister Murong, don't forget who put us in danger?"
We know that the people in the devil's religion are most cunning and good at disguising, making it difficult for people to guard against. Regarding the devil, we, the righteous people, must not show any kindness to women. Don't look at her being affectionate with you now, but she has sinister intentions.
Deliberately paralyzing you and me. If I leave the tree hole as she said, maybe as soon as I leave, she will control you and threaten me with you. Hum, her cultivation level is already higher than ours, if I am beaten by her
Without coercion, we cannot complete Immortal Lu’s test. I’m afraid that as soon as we leave Pure Yang Fairyland, we will fall into the hands of the devil again and be taken to the devil’s palace to be slaves and maids!”
When Murong Bingyan heard this, she was immediately frightened by Fa Hai's heart-wrenching remarks and her face changed drastically.
Since ancient times, good and evil have been at odds with each other. Over the past thousands of years, many heroes and masters have been deceived and ruined because of the kindness of women. Murong Bingyan has heard such stories in her sect. Originally, she was attracted to the charming and beautiful woman.
Jun Xiyue was somewhat fond of her. At this time, she was given a head-on warning by Fa Hai. She suddenly woke up and stood unswervingly on the same front as Fa Hai. Her eyes looking at Jun Xiyue were once again full of wariness.
"Nonsense! You are the one with bad intentions! All of you righteous people look sanctimonious, but in fact you are all beasts in clothes, with human faces and beast hearts. Over the past thousands of years, how many masters of the gods have been besieged to death by you, and how many children of the gods have been killed by you in order to eliminate evil.
You brutally murdered them in the name of your so-called young heroes, how many women from the divine religion were deceived into losing their virginity and abandoned by your so-called young heroes, how many natural resources and treasures were snatched away by you in the name of the virtuous people?!"
Jun Xiyue's face was pale, her whole body was shaking with anger, her beautiful eyes were filled with anger, she pointed at Fahai and became hysterical.
Unfortunately, Fahai wanted exactly this effect. He smiled coldly and said to Murong Bingyan sanctimoniously, "This witch is trying to confuse people with her lies. Junior sister, please ignore it. Junior sister, just rest in bed tonight. The poor monk will always be waiting for you."
By your side, protecting you from wind and rain..."
Having said that, he left a trace in the middle of the quilt and said seriously, "Brother, I have been meditating in Dalin for more than ten years. Although I have not fully realized the supreme and wonderful truth that the four elements are empty, I have already said that there is no wave in the ancient well and no form invades.
,So, if Junior Sister is worried, we can use the scar as the boundary."
"Well, little sister, I can trust my senior brother. The fact that my senior brother is favored by an immortal and meets this fate has proven that my senior brother's character must be a true and honest gentleman, and he will never do anything like that of a beast."
After Murong Bingyan finished speaking, she continued, "Besides, my ability to escape from death in the hands of the Corpse King was all due to my senior brother risking his life to save me. Facing the test of Immortal Lu this time, although my little sister is unable to help, she is absolutely unwilling to do so.
It's dragging down senior brother, so please take a rest early and recharge your batteries."
After saying this, Murong Bingyan got into the warm quilt, turned her head and looked through the hole to look outside the cave where the cold wind was whistling. Comparing the two rooms, she felt an indescribable warmth and happiness all over her body.
Looking back from outside the cave, he saw Fahai sitting cross-legged near the entrance of the cave. His body, which could not be called strong, was protecting himself from the wind and rain. He looked at Fahai's face, which was originally dignified and handsome, but now felt a little cold.
With a changed face, Murong Bingyan was indescribably moved. She remained silent for a long time, as if she had made up her mind, and couldn't help but blurt out, "Brother Fahai, we and other Jianghu people don't have many taboos, and besides, I am the only one on this quilt.
Sleeping alone is too luxurious, senior brother, please come over and sleep too..."