"Hi——!", sighed softly, setting off a bunch of white smoke in winter, the cold weather, the empty land... It was not empty, because during the journey, someone Li's carriage was stopped, it seems
After the war near Xiangyang stopped, these bandits and gangsters also came out to operate, and they caught a big fish named Li in the first transaction;
In the past, he was the one who planned kidnappings, and successfully kidnapped two state pastors. He can be regarded as a master figure in kidnapping operations. Unexpectedly! A man selling articles in front of Confucius's door came out! This is a serious act of provocation!
"You pretty boy! You look like you must be worth a lot of money, right? Gah ga ga! Report your home! Give the brothers a few small coins to spend!" More than 300 thieves surrounded three people, including Li.
Live, the disparity of a hundred times cannot be escaped no matter what;
Li Kai sighed softly and said with a smile: "These fools, in the kidnapping business, they don't even know that they need to visit, observe, and understand the target... Hey! Can you do something technical? Such a simple and crude method
What a shame!"
"Ah?", the bandit leader was confused, what do you mean? I didn't understand! He couldn't get to the bottom of it, otherwise where would his majesty be? With the most ferocious expression in history, the bandit leader shouted angrily: "Stop talking about those things that you don't understand."
What did you use it for? Is it valuable?"
What a strange guy. Li Kai seemed to be interested. He stepped out of the carriage and suddenly thought that there was a gold mark on his wrist. It was the reward drawn last time and had not been used yet. He raised his lips slightly and thought
found a way;
"Fat man! If I give you a hundred gold! Can you let me go?" Li Kai leaned forward and asked with a smile. He walked leisurely behind Ma Chao and patted him twice to signal him to be safe.
Be impatient and don’t act rashly;
The bandit leader is a fat black man. He is wearing an armor that he stole from somewhere. It is a little small, looks nondescript, and has a somewhat funny temperament. Look at the armor, which makes his whole body tense. Look at his helmet, which can only be worn halfway.
, like a high hat;
The fat black man waved the machete in his hand and said angrily: "A hundred gold? You want to send me away for a hundred gold?...Young men! Search for that hundred gold first and take it away!"
Several minions came out in response and tossed around on the carriage. Li Kai was slightly annoyed. This carriage was built for him by Master Yuan who spent a lot of money. He knew that he could not ride a horse, so he built such a thing;
"You bastard! Get out of here!" Li Kai shouted angrily: "What should be given to you will be taken by you. If you are not taken, be careful of retribution!"
There was nothing on the carriage, and the fat black man's expression became serious, and he cursed: "Damn! Are you kidding me? Ah? You little boy! You'd better teach me how to make money! Otherwise - I will make it impossible for you to survive.
, I can’t die!”
"Okay! But after I take it out, you must not run away!" Li Kai squinted his eyes and muttered "gold" silently. Several gold bricks fell out of thin air and landed on the ground! In an instant,
Everyone is dumbfounded! What is going on?
"Did you see clearly? What's going on?" A bead of sweat slowly slid down the fat black man's nose. He looked a little frightened. Could it be that the catastrophe had hit the heads of ghosts and gods?
The little guy next to him chatted his upper and lower teeth and trembled. He screamed: "Ghost——!", turned around and ran away. If there is one coward, there will naturally be a second, third, and even more people. Just
It was because of the gold that appeared out of thin air that they were frightened;
"Ah...hahaha...", the fat black man actually laughed. Although the sweat on his forehead revealed the fear in his heart, his words were quite sharp: "Don't panic, everyone! I know who he is!
He is a boy who throws away money! A boy who throws away money cannot know magic! You guys! Take him away and we will be prosperous in the future..."
This time it was Li Kai who was stunned! He originally thought that he would use this unconventional method to scare away these daring bandits, but he didn't expect that the fat black man could really pull off... and give away money to a boy! He didn't look like a boy!
This voice really worked, many robbers turned around and started drooling and staring at Mr. Li, like a pervert looking at a beautiful woman;
Mr. Li is very sad! Because he is being watched now, and this feeling is very bad, as if he is watching a rare animal... With an angry look on his face, Li Kai shouted: "You are a coward! I feel sorry for you!"
You stubborn bastards! I have worked for you in vain!"
The fat black man shook his head and said: "Look! Let me get it right! Money-spreading boy!..." Suddenly he seemed to be strangled by the neck, and he was very surprised: "Looking for a way to survive? Just you? Your mother
···”
Mr. Li: "Your mother! Did your mother throw you against the wall when you were born? Look at your behavior! How dare you come out to rob? Why don't you pee and take pictures of yourself? Come out to rob."
?Just your image! Bah!"
"your dad···"
"Your dad! Did your dad just dump you into the pit when he was changing your urine ring? And raised the urine ring to a big size? Look at your urinary nature! You still dare to rob me? You want to die?
!Uncle, do you know who I am? Ah?
I! Mr. Li! Li Kai! Li Xiaoxian! I really don’t care about you bastards! I am raising food everywhere to help you refugees and make you do good! Look at you! Don’t tell me you are a Yellow Turban Army!
The Yellow Turban Army can’t afford to lose you! Are you a refugee who fled to Nanyang County? Why don’t you go to a refugee shelter? Ah? Can’t endure hardship or endure labor? A catastrophe? Do you know that because you are doing evil, your
Relatives, your descendants, descendants, and grandchildren can’t hold their heads high?
Are our officials in Nanyang County greedy for corruption? Forcing good people to steal? What can we do to you? Ah? Tell me! Why don't you speak up? You are so shameless! You rely on your own hands to eat.
This is called skill! Relying on robbery? You will never be able to hold your head high in this life!
Bandit! Bandit! Thief! Qingpi! You will have this label on your head for the rest of your life! What? Are you angry? Come on! Kill me! It's all over! Today I will stick my neck in front of you, if you don't dare
Cut! You are my grandson!"
Okay! Mr. Li instantly transformed into a super troll. On the one hand, it was because he was running around so that these refugees would no longer be bandits and so that they could live a normal life. However, there were still people who did this and even robbed him.
on his head, he felt wronged in his heart;
Also, the gap is a bit huge now. If you die, it would be best if you die in a righteous way!
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