In his previous life, Wei Ba heard a colleague who was good at dancing say that it is better to accompany the leader to do a hundred good things than to do one bad thing. No matter how many good things you do, you may not become a close friend. The relationship between you is still that of a leader and a subordinate.
, but if you do something bad with your leader, then you will become his confidant, and the relationship between you will go beyond a simple superior-subordinate relationship.
Or else, the best buddies are those who have eaten chaff together, carried guns together, and gone to prostitutes together. Eating chaff together is a friend in adversity, carrying a gun together is a life-long friend, and having gone whoring together is a good friend of the family.
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Wei Ba is not interested in General Fengyi Zhonglang, let alone General Fengyi Zhonglang. Even if he is made a general, he is still a bare commander now. After Zhang Lu surrendered, he became General Zhennan, but in the matter of Jingzhou, he
Do you have the right to speak? After Huang Quan surrendered, he also served as General Zhennan, which was also a false name. There is still an insurmountable gap between him and Xiahou Mao.
But two footbath buckets filled half of this gap at once.
In the side courtyard of the Dudu Mansion, a few thick candles illuminated the room as bright as day. Wei Ba and Xia Houmao sat across from each other in the high chairs he designed, soaking their feet in the warm water.
It was just right. The soaking made the blood vessels in the feet relax, and the warm current flowed along the blood vessels, slowly warming the heart. On the side, Peng Xiaoyu was carefully teaching Xiahou Mao's concubines how to massage. Although Xiahou Mao was leaning on the high table
, but his heart has long been flying to those beautiful concubines. After a few months, he can finally meet these little beauties. Although he hasn't drunk much wine, he already feels a little drunk.
However, he is not completely reassured yet. Whether he can pass the test of Princess Qinghe is still unknown. Although Wei Ba said that he is somewhat sure, it is not a guarantee after all. What if the princess turns her back and throws these people into the trap?
If the little beauty cuts off his head, he will suffer a big loss.
He decided that if the princess chopped off the little beauty's head, he would also chop off Wei Ba's head.
After soaking in the hot water, my legs and feet, which were a little sore after sitting on my knees for a day, slowly regained consciousness. A stream of heat rose from the soles of the feet, climbed up the calves, along the inner thighs, and formed a ball of hot air under the lower abdomen.
, Xia Houmao suddenly found a long-lost feeling. He looked at the little beauty more and more passionately and frequently, almost impatiently, and the clone under the single clothes also stood up and paid tribute unconsciously.
The concubines knelt down and glanced over to see Xiahou Mao's emotion. They couldn't help but blush and began to flirt with Xiahou Mao.
Wei Ba saw Xiahou Mao's ugly behavior in his eyes. He knew that General Anxi was already a little anxious now. Logically speaking, he should leave wisely. But he knew very well that it was not the time for final success yet, and there were still
The princess has to pass the test. Getting Xiahou Mao's appreciation is not the key. Getting Princess Qinghe's appreciation is the most important thing.
He closed his eyes, as if he was enjoying the hot water to soak his feet, but in fact he was listening intently to every move outside. Of course, when he heard the soft impact of the jade pendant, he immediately opened his eyes and said seriously: "
General, how about my circle-cutting technique?"
Xia Houmao was caressing his beautiful concubine's delicate body with his eyes when he suddenly heard Wei Ba's words and was a little unhappy for a moment. He glanced at Wei Ba and was about to say that he didn't recognize faces, but saw Wei Ba blink his eyes and at the same time
He pushed outwards with his mouth. Xiahou Mao listened attentively and immediately heard the sound of rapid footsteps. He was so frightened that he quickly picked up the topic and said loudly: "Ziyu, I'm still not very good at your round-cutting technique."
I understand, please explain it to me again, okay?"
"The general has your orders, how dare you disobey..." Wei Ba nodded respectfully, and just after he said a few words, the door of the room was knocked open with a "bang", and Princess Qinghe stood at the door with a frosty face, eyes like
The knife glanced back and forth at the necks of Xiahou Mao and Wei Ba.
Xia Houmao laughed unnaturally: "Princess, why are you here?"
Wei Ba quickly stood up, stood on the ground with bare feet, bowed and saluted: "I didn't know that the princess was here, and I was not polite enough. Please punish me, princess."
"Humph, you really deserve to be punished." Princess Qinghe's gaze stopped at Wei Ba's strong calf, and then she returned to her coldness and looked at Xiahou Mao angrily: "Husband, you are also a noble prince, why?
How could you do something so shameless?"
Xia Houmao said aggrievedly: "Princess, where do you start talking about this?"
"Where to start?" Princess Qinghe was going crazy. As soon as Xiahou Mao arrived at the side courtyard, she received the news. These days, she has been thinking about killing these little goblins to eliminate future troubles. The reason why she didn't
The reason for taking action was to save some face for Xia Houmao. Unexpectedly, Xia Houmao was still determined to be a thief and secretly ran to the side courtyard again.
After receiving the news, Princess Qinghe was furious. No matter what Xiahou Hui tried to persuade her, she would come and take her soldiers with her to kill these goblins to eliminate Xiahou Mao's greed.
At this moment, she saw Xia Houmao and Wei Ba wearing regular clothes, with their pants rolled up to their thighs, their legs soaked in a steaming bucket, and several beautiful women wearing thin clothes surrounding them.
They were all killed. Seeing that Xiahou Mao dared to pretend to be innocent instead of kneeling down to plead guilty, she became even more furious.
"Tell me, what are you doing? What kind of sorcery are you doing?"
"Sorcery, where did it come from?" Xiahou Mao was overjoyed, but his face didn't show any signs of it, and he said loudly and even more aggrievedly.
"You think I didn't hear it?" Princess Qinghe turned pale with anger: "I just entered the yard and I heard you talking about the art of cutting circles. Isn't that the art of keeping in the room? Humph, you can cultivate Taoism through health preservation.
In the name of Xuanyin, do you think I don’t know your tricks?”
Xia Houmao's face turned red, and then he smiled bitterly and said: "Princess, you have misunderstood. The art of cutting circles is arithmetic, not some kind of magic in the room."
"Arithmetic?" Princess Qinghe sneered: "Do you think I'm an idiot? I don't know arithmetic, but Yuanrong does. Yuanrong, come in and listen to this round-circling technique. If he can't explain why,
See how I deal with him."
Xia Houhui stood outside the door, embarrassed to come in. She was still a girl who had not left the court, how could she be as free as Princess Qinghe. What's more, one of the two men inside was her elder and the other was an outsider.
"Uncle, what exactly is your circle-cutting technique?" Although Xia Houhui did not see the situation in the room, he unnaturally imagined an embarrassing scene. His pretty face turned red involuntarily. Her body
Even wealthy families know a little bit about these things. Since Emperor Wen came to the throne, the atmosphere in the Wei Dynasty has become somewhat unacceptable.
Xia Houmao coughed: "Ziyu, you still know the art of cutting circles best, so you can explain it."
Wei Ba responded. He used the Circle Cutting Technique to divert Princess Qinghe's attention and let her rationalize her mistake, and then took advantage of the situation to make further remarks. This was originally a strategy he and Xia Houmao had discussed, but now Princess Qinghe mistook the Circle Cutting Technique for being in the room.
It's a kind of technique, just follow the script they designed and take another step towards success.
Wei Ba turned around and picked up a piece of paper from the case, and handed it to Princess Qinghe with both hands. Princess Qinghe glanced at it and saw a circle drawn on it, and then many long lines. She couldn't understand it, and she knew how to read it, so she handed it over directly.
Xia Houhui was outside the house. After looking at it carefully for a while, he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows: "Wei Jun, what is the use of your circle cutting technique?"
Wei Ba said respectfully: "I dare to tell Miss Xiahou that it is used to find the circumference-diameter ratio of a circle."
"Circum diameter ratio?"
"The diameter of three is one, which is just a rough estimate. In fact, it is very different. This circumcision method is to find a more accurate circumference ratio and reduce the error."
Xia Houhui groaned and looked at the picture carefully again. Before the Han Dynasty, pi was usually replaced by a rough three. In actual use, the error has long been discovered, but the Han Dynasty emphasized Confucian classics.
, Arithmetic is not the way to become an official, so there are very few people who are really willing to spend their thoughts on it, and those craftsmen only do it based on experience, let alone consider it mathematically.
Xia Houhui knew this, so she was immediately attracted by Wei Ba's round-circling technique. Seeing that she hadn't spoken for a long time, Princess Qinghe felt a little guilty. She took a step back and asked softly: "Yuanrong?"
Xia Houhui finally came to his senses and said quickly: "Princess, this is indeed an arithmetic problem, and... it's quite advanced."
Princess Qinghe's momentum dropped. She glanced at the trembling beautiful women and became angry again. "Even if you are here to discuss arithmetic, what is going on with these goblins? Do you want to be women to do arithmetic?"
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Xia Houmao shook his head with a disappointed look on his face. He knew that he didn't have enough confidence in front of Princess Qinghe and couldn't speak well, so he just made an expression and left the speaking to Wei Ba.
Wei Ba bowed and said: "The princess doesn't know something. These women are learning the art of pedicure from my maids. The general feels the princess's hard work and wants to share her worries. I am an outsider and can't face the princess, so the general is very busy.
They took the time to learn about these foot massage techniques from me. Once they are trained, they will serve the princess."
"Is it prepared for me?" Princess Qinghe was confused.
"Yes." Wei Ba said with certainty: "Of course, to be more precise, it is prepared for the princess and the general. Just now the princess said that this is the magic in the room, which is actually not wrong. This is indeed the magic in the room.
The art of."
Wei Ba was eloquent and praised the foot massage very well. Why the legs are the root of a person? Before a person gets old, the legs age first. The soles of the feet are the second heart of the person. Doing more foot massage can not only help sleep and relax the mind, but also
It can delay aging and so on. He had heard a lot of these words in his previous life, but now he used them to deceive an uneducated woman like Princess Qinghe, especially an old woman who was old and lamented that her youth was no longer and wanted to seize the tail of youth. Then
The attraction has doubled.
"Can you really prolong your life and stay young?" Princess Qinghe asked impatiently, having forgotten what she was here for.
"Princess, hearing is better than seeing. Since you are here, why not experience it for yourself?" Wei Ba smiled and said: "Prolonging life and longevity cannot be fulfilled so quickly today, but I can guarantee that you can have a good sleep today and tomorrow
When you wake up in the morning, you will definitely feel refreshed, just like before.”
Xia Houmao quickly persuaded: "That's right, princess, I've said it a thousand times, why not try it once. Come, experience it for yourself, and then you will understand your husband's intentions." He glared at a beautiful concubine: "Silly. Why are you standing here, why don't you come over and wait on the princess?"
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