Xia Houxuan screamed, like a weak woman who encountered a pervert, terrified.
The guards outside the tent were shocked and wanted to rush in to protect Xia Houxuan, but were stopped by Dun Wu and others. The two guards desperately broke through the blockade and rushed into the tent, but were met head-on by Wei Ba and Zhang Shao.
A severe blow. As soon as the two men took action, they kicked the two guards away, but Xia Houxuan finally escaped from their clutches, wrapped himself in a quilt and shrank into the corner of the tent.
Wei Ba and Zhang Shao laughed mischievously and pressed forward again. Xia Houxuan was frightened, fearing that his trousers would be stripped off by these two shameless idiots and thrown outside, and his reputation as a gentleman would be lost.
It was all gone. He held the quilt between his arms and bowed his hands repeatedly: "You two, two, can we talk to each other? Stop making trouble, stop making trouble, okay? Celebrities are not like you."
"What kind of celebrity is that?" Zhang Shao was having fun and shouted with unfinished content.
"Those who are dissolute are just appearances. Real celebrities just sit and talk." Xia Houxuan breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that they were no longer taking action, and explained with a wry smile: "Besides, what does this... of you have to do with celebrities?
It’s obviously…”
"What is it?"
"It's a dirty trick."
"Dare you say that we are cheating?" Zhang Shao became angry. He rolled up his sleeves and stepped forward again. He was so frightened that Xiahou Xuan bowed repeatedly: "Cousin, cousin, I said something wrong. Isn't it okay if I said something wrong?"
At this time, Wei Ba sneered: "Sitting here and talking about Taoism? You know nothing about Taoism. It's just empty talk."
Xia Houxuan returned to the couch wrapped in quilt. He was just about to sit on it when he saw that the quilt was made smelly by Wei Ba and Zhang Shao. He gave up the plan and quickly picked up his coat and put it on. As he dressed, he
He looked at Wei Ba and Zhang Shao warily. Seeing that Wei Ba had no intention of using violence anymore, he breathed a sigh of relief, and the celebrity's anger emerged uncontrollably.
"Wei Canjun, you said we don't understand Tao, then what do you mean by Tao?"
"Tao follows nature, and Tao is everything around us." Wei Ba curled his lips: "I know you are not convinced, so let me ask you something first. If you can answer it, I will admit that you know it. If you can't answer it,
From now on, stop pretending to be a celebrity and talk about the truth. How about that?"
Xia Houxuan had already put on his clothes and regained his composure. Facing Wei Ba's provocation, he dismissed Wei Ba's provocation, cupped his hands and said, "Please join the army for advice."
Wei Ba nodded and accepted Xia Houxuan's gift without any shame. "Winter has gone and spring has returned, and the earth is getting warmer. Why?"
"There is no need to ask, of course because of the blessing of sunshine." Xia Houxuan snorted contemptuously: "This question is too simple, you should ask a more difficult question."
"Don't worry, I haven't finished speaking yet." Wei Ba interrupted Xia Houxuan: "Since it is the blessing of the sun, is it warmer to be closer to the sun, or farther from the sun?"
"Of course, it is warmer if you are closer to the sun." Xia Houxuan responded: "The sun is like a fire. The closer you are to the fire, of course it is the warmest."
"Is it closer to the sun when standing on the ground, or closer to the sun when standing on a mountain?"
"Of course, standing on the mountain close to the sun."
"Have you ever climbed a mountain?"
“I have never climbed a mountain, but this principle is so simple that you don’t even have to climb a mountain to know it.”
Wei Ba sneered: "It's really just empty talk. It's just talking nonsense with your eyes closed. It's really disgusting to talk nonsense."
"You!" Xia Houxuan couldn't help but became furious when he saw Wei Ba's sudden rude words. He turned his head and ignored Wei Ba.
When Wei Ba and Xia Houxuan were discussing, Zhang Shao stood by and listened, not daring to interrupt easily for fear of making a mistake and being laughed at by them. However, when he heard this sentence, he laughed and stepped forward to pat Xia Houxuan.
Shoulder: "Cousin, although I have little education, I have to tell you, don't blame Ziyu for laughing at you, you are really wrong."
Xiahou Xuan said sarcastically: "How could I be wrong? I should ask my cousin for advice."
"Hey, you've never climbed a mountain. You'll know if you have. It's warm at the bottom of the mountain, but the colder it gets as you go higher up. Your idea that the closer you get to the fire, the warmer it gets, is nonsense."
Xia Houxuan raised his eyebrows and was about to refute, but when he saw Zhang Shao's serious look, he also murmured in his heart. He had never climbed any high mountains and had no idea that the top of the mountain was colder than the bottom. However, he believed that Wei
Neither Ba nor Zhang Shao would use this issue to quibble.
Is it really colder at the top of the mountain than at the bottom? This makes no sense.
Wei Ba sighed and shook his head. "Originally, I thought Yuanrong was so smart that you wouldn't be too stupid, but I didn't expect that she turned out to be a self-righteous and vain person. Forget it, I have to go and talk to you tomorrow.
Lu Xun is discussing the war, and I have no time to talk nonsense with you. Take your leave now!"
After Wei Ba finished speaking, he cupped his hands insincerely and turned around to leave. When Xia Houxuan heard this, he immediately became anxious. He waited for a few days and finally waited until Wei Ba was free. Wei Ba had to leave tomorrow. When could he leave?
Coming back. He quickly stepped forward to stop Wei Ba and bowed deeply: "Join the army, you are leaving tomorrow...?"
"Yes, I originally wanted to talk to you in bed tonight, but unfortunately..." Wei Ba frowned slightly, "I have a lot of things to do, and I don't have time to talk to you about such nonsense." He shook his head, disappointed.
The emotion was palpable. "Jixian, do you still want to get close to such a famous person? I have no interest in it. I want to go back to wash up and go to bed. The fragrance of this body makes me very uncomfortable."
Xia Houxuan's face turned red. He had always despised others, but he didn't expect to be despised by Wei Ba today. But he couldn't find a reason to refute. He really couldn't figure out what was wrong with the question Wei Ba just raised.
Wei Ba took two steps, then turned back and said: "By the way, if you want to see Yuanrong, she is not here, and you may not be able to see her this time. If you want to talk about business, you'd better go to Chengdu, I won't
I’m talking to you about this.”
When the official matter came up, Xia Houxuan calmed down and said quickly, without caring about his own face: "The official matter is related to you, how can I not talk to you?"
"Is it related to me?" Wei Ba asked impatiently, "What's the matter?" Xiahou Xuang was about to speak, but Wei Ba interrupted him again: "To make a long story short, I don't have much time."
Xia Houxuan was so choked that he rolled his eyes. He originally wanted to take a detour with Wei Ba to try to figure out Wei Ba's thoughts, but now Wei Ba didn't give him a chance at all. He looked like he was about to leave at any time. How could he have the chance to calm down?
Testing. He sighed and had no choice but to say: "Your Majesty arranged for me to come.
There are two tasks. One is to make a marriage and let Yuan Rong marry you decently. The other is to stop the war and fight together. The world is uneasy. Let’s sit down and talk and stop fighting. As for me, there is another one.
I want to take a look at you and see what is the fate of my sister Yuanrong?"
Wei Ba sarcastically said: "You know how to read faces?"
Xia Houxuan said without any humility: "I don't know the art of physiognomy, I just have some experience in the art of recognizing people."
Wei Ba knowledge, during the Three Kingdoms era, there was the so-called art of character appraisal. The most famous ones are of course Xu Shao and Xu Jing, the hosts of Yuedan Review. Many people want to become famous, so they have to ask them to give a review first. Cao Cao just debuted.
when,
I also want to ask Xu Shao to give a review. But now that Xu Jing is so useless, he has no interest in the so-called Yue Dan review. Xia Houxuan claims to be good at character appraisal, and in his opinion, he is not much different from a charlatan.
.
"Then what kind of person do you think you are?"
"Doctors don't heal themselves, and people don't judge themselves." Xia Houxuan said: "However, you must think that I am just a talker now. In fact... I am generally just a talker."
"You are very self-aware." Wei Ba walked around the tent twice and suddenly asked: "Then what kind of person do you think Sima Yi is?"
Xia Houxuan's eyes shrank and he was silent for a moment, then he slowly said: "I heard that Zhuge Cheng was known as Crouching Dragon in his early years. I think General Hussar is probably similar to him and can be called Crouching Tiger."
Wei Ba couldn't help but feel something in his heart. Someone once said that Sima Yi was also a disciple of Mr. Shui Jing, and he was known as the Tomb Tiger. He was the same as Crouching Dragon Zhuge Liang and Feng Chu Pang Tong.
It can also be seen that Xia Houxuan's ability to recognize people is not entirely bragging.
"Then what kind of person do you think Lu Xun is?"
"I haven't met Lu Xun, so I don't dare to make any judgments."
"What about me?" Wei Ba pointed to his nose and said half-jokingly: "You came to see me, and now that you have seen me, what kind of comment will you give me?"
Xia Houxuan stared at Wei Ba for a long time, and finally shook his head: "We have known each other for a short time, so I can't say for sure now. When the time is right, I will give you a comment. For now, I can only say that you have some
It’s so unpredictable.”
Wei Ba frowned and said unhappily: "What kind of comment is this?"
"This cannot be regarded as a formal comment, it can only be regarded as a preliminary impression." Xia Houxuan lowered his head and suddenly chuckled: "Perhaps, my sister can be your good wife."
Wei Ba grinned and became happy. "In the end, I still want to help Yuanrong fight for a status. In this regard, just saying a few nice words is useless. The first thing is to see whether you can convince His Majesty and His Majesty after arriving in Chengdu.
The Prime Minister agrees to this marriage, and secondly, it depends on how much dowry you are willing to give. The thicker the dowry, the higher Yuanrong's status will be. Hahaha..."
The corner of Xia Houxuan's mouth twitched, he stared at Wei Ba for a long time, and finally said: "I think I can give you a comment now."
"Oh, I would like to hear the details."
"Big loach."
Wei Ba's face sank: "Are you scolding me?"
Xia Houxuan shook his head and smiled enigmatically. "I didn't scold you. Maybe you don't understand it now, but I believe that one day, you will agree with me."
Wei Ba snorted disdainfully: "Stop pretending to be mysterious here. Okay, we've finished what we need to talk about. I'm sleepy too, so I went back to wash up and sleep. Jixian, you're sleeping with this famous gentleman.
It's better to go back to sleep by yourself, I don't care about you anymore."
"Wait a minute." Xia Houxuan stopped Wei Ba: "We've finished talking about official business, I want to... talk to you about some personal matters."
"Haven't we finished talking about private matters? What other private matters are there to discuss?" Wei Ba looked at Xia Houxuan in surprise, his eyes full of vigilance. "I was joking with you just now. I don't have such disgusting hobbies."
Xia Houxuan laughed: "You are thinking wrongly. What I want to tell you is both a private matter and a business matter. I think you will be interested." He looked at Zhang Shao again, "I think you will too. You will definitely be interested.”
Wei Ba hesitated for a moment. "Tell me, maybe I'm interested, maybe I'm not."
"Actually, it's very simple, just one sentence. Whether it's you Shu Han, our Wei Dynasty, or that Wu State, they all have a common problem: Xiao Qiang is the fault."
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