Yang Wei didn't expect that Wei Ba would actually utter obscene words on such occasions. He didn't react for a moment. His eyes looked a little small because he stared so wide. He rolled his eyes twice, and suddenly his face turned red. He backed away.
After two steps, he became furious, stretched out his finger and pointed his halberd at Wei Ba. Just as he was about to curse, he suddenly saw Zhuge Qiao looking unkind. Then he remembered that not only were there many people watching, but also a woman was present, he quickly closed his eyes tightly.
Mouth.
You can take back the unspoken words, but you can't just take back the stretched out fingers. He pointed at Wei Ba and was so angry that he couldn't speak clearly: "You...you..."
Wei Ba leaned back and snorted, the smile on his face became wider, he kneaded his fingers and talked and laughed happily.
"A long time ago, someone pointed at me, and I twisted off two fingers and gave me a spanking. The day before yesterday, Liu Yan pointed at me, and I twisted off one of my fingers and slapped him. Now you
He pointed at me again, wondering how many fingers he wanted to break and where to hit them?"
Dunwu, who was standing behind Wei Ba, heard this, thought about it, and couldn't help but laugh secretly. The young master seemed to have a bad habit recently, breaking people's fingers at every turn. I wonder if this idiot will do it today.
suffered the same fate.
Yang Wei didn't know that Wei Ba had broken Manager Zhang's fingers before, but he knew that two of Liu Yan's fingers were broken by Wei Ba and he was slapped hard by Wei Ba. After hearing what Wei Ba said,
If it was full of threats, he subconsciously took his hand back and hid it in his chest. As soon as he put it away, he felt that it was too timid, so he trembled and wanted to stretch it out again to compete with Wei Ba, but as soon as he put it away, he felt that it was too timid.
Looking at Wei Ba's eager eyes, and fearing that Wei Ba would really twist his fingers off, just like Liu Yan did, he hesitated for a long time and didn't dare to stretch them out again, but his pretty face was so choked up that it was almost bleeding.
"Do you want to give it a try?" Wei Ba pinched his hands from time to time and said seductively: "I'm very neat, just one shot will do it."
Everyone who was watching the archery noticed the conflict and turned their heads one after another. Even the man who was shooting stopped shooting. Ma Dai at the examiner's seat saw him and looked at Yang Yi. He was about to stand up to stop him, but was stopped by Yang.
Yi lifted him up. Yang Yi had a gloomy face, her eyes dropped to the curtains, but the veins in the hand that was supporting the case were exposed, and it was obvious that she was about to explode.
Yang Wei's eyes dodge, instinctively wanting to avoid Wei Ba's ferocious eyes, but he refuses to give in just like that. He is frozen there, neither advancing nor retreating. He glanced at Yang Yi secretly, and he did not dare to do so.
Withdrew. Zhuge Qiao watched quietly for a while, and when Yang Wei could no longer hold on, he stood up and came to the rescue: "Yuan Xiu, why don't you go and prepare your article? What's the fuss with Brother Wei? He's a quick wit.
Man, I’ll make it clear later, can you do that?”
Yang Wei was relieved and walked away dejectedly. When everyone who stopped to watch the excitement saw that something was not good, they turned their heads and pretended to continue watching the archery, as if the confrontation had never happened at all. Yang Yi was secretly relieved.
With a tone of voice, he glared at his son with hatred, the corners of his eyes twitched twice, and his face was a little dull.
Ma Dai also sat down again and looked carefully at the man who was shooting arrows. The girl sitting behind him raised her eyebrows slightly and looked at Wei Ba with a look that was a little angry, a little surprised, and a little appreciative.
Wei Ba didn't notice this. He leaned towards Zhuge Qiao and said, "Brother Zhuge, do you really want to see my joke?"
Zhuge Qiao raised his eyebrows: "Brother Wei, where do you start with this? Why do I want to see your joke?"
Wei Ba narrowed his eyes and looked at Zhuge Qiao with a half-smile: "I treat you as a friend, but you want to treat me like a monkey, right? What do you mean, if I could speak well, I would still be sitting here?
"
Zhuge Qiao burst into laughter: "So that's why. Brother Wei is too humble. Didn't Brother Wei just talk about generals just as he said them? Write it down without changing a word, and it will be a good article.
The Prime Minister will also praise you greatly when he meets you. To tell you the truth, the Prime Minister once said similar things in his spare time, but they were far less thorough than what Brother Wei said."
Wei Ba sweated, this is Prime Minister Zhuge's masterpiece, I just copied it, okay? He was a little annoyed: "I told you, that's not my own opinion, that's what I heard."
Zhuge Qiao asked calmly: "How dare I ask Brother Wei, where did you hear it from? He must not be an ordinary person to have such a brilliant insight, right? Can you take me to visit him?"
Wei Ba was speechless. It's not easy to visit you. I see Dabao every day. But Zhuge Qiao will definitely not believe this. He scratched his head and stood up to leave. Zhuge Qiao grabbed him and said with a smile: "You want to escape from the battle, don't be afraid."
The power of General Zhenbei?"
Thinking of his father's stinky face, Wei Ba didn't dare to leave. He looked at Zhuge Qiao resentfully: "I said, you are so unkind, you dug a hole for me to jump into, right?"
Zhuge Qiao looked aggrieved, spread his hands and said, "Brother Wei, you have really wronged me."
Wei Ba gnashed his teeth and pointed at Zhuge Qiao: "If you have one, remember it for me." After a while, he said again: "Is this inherited from your biological father, or is it red when you are close to red, and black when you are close to ink?"
Zhuge Qiao blinked and looked at Wei Ba with a blank look on his face. Wei Ba was speechless. He finally understood that Zhuge Qiao was a rotten boy, the kind who cheated people without paying for their lives. At this point, he was
It’s really hard to get off the horse.
He was so anxious that he scratched his head and scratched his head, but even if he scratched his face, he still couldn't write a poem. The poems were a little better, and he could barely steal two poems. What should he do with these poems? He couldn't even write one. As for the essay, that's more.
It's about catching someone blind. His idol is Zhuge Liang, but Zhuge Liang has a lot of titles on his head, such as military strategist, politician, even a magician who can control the wind and rain, and a fortune teller, but he does not have a writer.
Prime Minister, why aren't you a writer?
Otherwise, I might as well go up and shoot arrows. If I'm lucky, I might be able to get away with it once or twice. Wei Ba almost wanted to break the pot.
Zhuge Qiao looked at Wei Ba with concern: "Brother Wei, are you okay?"
"What do you think?" Wei Ba said angrily, "I'm in serious trouble. I'm telling you, if I get sick suddenly, you will be the culprit."
Zhuge Qiao looked at him with gloating: "That's not true, Brother Wei, you really know how to joke."
Wei Ba was angry and ignored him. This guy was so bad. He dug a big hole for me to jump into. This time I will be embarrassed at my grandma's house.
Seeing Wei Ba's tearless look, the girl who had been paying attention to him felt happy and raised the corners of her mouth slightly, but she couldn't smile. She glanced and met Zhuge Qiao's surprised look. She was embarrassed
He smiled and quickly lowered his head.
When Wei Ba got angry, the archery test was over, and the next step was the written test, which was held at the same time as the civil service consideration. After considering the case, he began to write an article carefully. Wei Ba also had a pen and ink in front of him.
, but Wei Ba cupped his hands and looked at the exquisite cocoon paper in Shu in a daze, not knowing what he should write or what he could write.
Yang Wei was writing urgently, and occasionally glanced at Wei Ba secretly. He saw that Wei Ba had a sad look on his face and was sitting still. Knowing that he hadn't written a word, he couldn't help but feel good, and his thoughts became smoother. His thoughts were flowing like a fountain, and he started writing.
There is God.
In the end, even Dunwu couldn't stand it anymore, so he leaned into Wei Ba's ear and persuaded: "Young Master, just write a few sentences, it's better than not writing a word at all."
Wei Ba sighed. What's the use of writing a few sentences? With my level of literature, I can't write anything that can be read. If you hand in a blank paper, you still have a chance to be a hero. If you write a few sentences, it will be black and white, a stain for life.
When Wei Ba was frowning, Yang Wei was the first to finish the paper. After a while, Zhuge Qiao also finished it, and then people came forward in twos and threes to hand in their papers. When everyone had finished handing in their papers, Yang Yi and
Ma Dai exchanged some words, stood up, and said loudly: "Is there anyone who hasn't finished yet? It's getting late, hurry up, Captain Ma and I have to go to the Prime Minister to explain."
Everyone's eyes turned to Wei Ba, and now Wei Ba was the only one left who hadn't finished. It wasn't that he hadn't finished, he simply hadn't started yet, and the paper on the table was still blank.
"Father, please wait a moment." Yang Wei stood up and said loudly: "Wei Ba, the son of General Zhenbei, has not finished it yet. He is probably preparing a masterpiece. When it comes out, it may shock everyone and be recited all over the world. In order to
For such a good article, father should wait a moment. A good article is always worth the wait."
Yang Yi stroked his beard and sneered: "Naturally, if you want a good article, you won't be afraid of waiting. If you are afraid, you will be afraid. In the end, you will still have a blank piece of paper and not a drop of ink."
Yang Wei laughed exaggeratedly. Zhuge Qiao remained silent and looked at Wei Ba quietly. Others did not speak much. Even Fu Xing in the wheelchair lowered his head, as if in silent mourning for Wei Ba.
Wei Ba's face was as dark as water, and his eyes were shrinking. Under everyone's gaze, he suddenly laughed, put his hands on the case, stood up slowly, picked up the paper on the case with both hands, and gently tore it into two pieces.
Half.
Everyone was stunned. Yang Yi's eyes trembled and she snorted contemptuously: "Why, could it be that you can't write too many words and can't afford such a big paper?"
Yang Wei laughed strangely, like a male duck in heat.
Wei Ba stood up, lowered his head and put his hands behind his back, and walked slowly to Yang Yi. He looked at his toes for a while, then slowly raised his head until his eyes met Yang Yi. He and Yang Yi stood too close.
, after raising his head, he could almost breathe and hear each other. Yang Yi's face sank, and water almost dripped from her face.
"May I ask Yang Canjun, which article is it because of the Prime Minister's high regard for you?"
Yang Yi snorted coldly and didn't bother to answer. At this time, Yang Wei rushed over like an aggressive little rooster and said loudly: "Who doesn't know that my father is highly valued by the prime minister because my father's arithmetic is unparalleled in the world.
"
"Oh, it turns out it's about arithmetic, not writing." Wei Ba looked like he suddenly realized: "So, as long as you do well in arithmetic, you can enter the prime minister's house. It doesn't really matter whether you can write poems or not?"
Yang Yi heard Wei Ba's provocation. His eyes tightened and he nodded: "That's right. If your arithmetic can surpass mine, I can choose you as the best and recommend you to the Prime Minister to work in the Prime Minister's Mansion."
"Many thanks to Yang Canjun for encouraging young people to advance." Wei Ba took a step back and bowed: "Wei Ba is not talented, so I would like to ask Yang Canjun for advice on basic arithmetic."————First update, please vote, Sanjiang
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