"Look! It's this guy with white hair, weird clothes, and a smoking stick in his mouth. He just killed more than fifty people with his bare hands at the newcomer's entrance. This time, even the bald king fell.
In his hands, he is a ruthless character."
"That's him! For a newcomer to be so arrogant, he is really looking for death. Sooner or later, he will suffer endless suffering."
"Keep your voice down! He's coming."
...
Heavenly Prison, Street of Death.
People in twos and threes gathered together on the street and were discussing quietly.
At this moment, a young man with white hair, wearing a Long Demon suit, a windbreaker coat, holding a cigarette in his mouth and carrying a large bundle in his hand was walking grandly on the street, his eyes constantly looking around.
This person is Long Fei. When he walked out of the teleportation array just now, there was a group of blind guys blocking Long Fei's way. Long Fei's mood was not very good to begin with, no! It's not that he was not very good.
, it’s better to say it’s terrible. There happens to be such a group of free punching bags, so Long Fei will not let them go easily.
In fact, the reason why Long Fei acted in such a high-profile manner was, firstly, to vent his depression. Secondly, it was to see what state his instincts were in. Now he just wanted to test the waters and see if these people were living in hell on earth.
What kind of skills do these guys who have been around for countless years have? Anyway, this is a world of killing without rules. No matter whether it is low-key or high-profile, it is impossible to avoid killing. In this case, why not be more high-profile.
In this world, Long Fei has no intention of keeping a low profile. He wants to be completely arrogant. He wants to scare everyone with his naked strength. He wants to make everyone's legs tremble when they see him.
Hearing his name made him break into a cold sweat. He made everyone who faced him feel like they were facing the God of Death.
Since arriving in Heavenly Prison, Long Fei has also tried to mobilize various energies in his body, but as the awesome shopkeeper said, he can't get in touch with any of his own energy at all, let alone using it.
Now I can't even open my own space ring. Fortunately, I still have a few packs of cigarettes on me. Otherwise, I would have run out of spiritual food in this moment, but these few packs of cigarettes definitely won't last long. Thinking of this
Long Fei couldn't help but sigh. Could it be that the dignified eldest son of the Long family would have to make a living by picking up cigarette butts from now on? If he had known this, he should have asked the awesome old man to bring him some cigarettes from time to time. It's fine now. I don't know where to stay in Heaven Prison.
How long will it take until a bird comes out of his mouth? Anyway, Long Fei doesn't expect the old man to have the initiative to think of giving him cigarettes.
In fact, Long Fei secretly guessed in his heart at this time that this heavenly prison can actually confine the energy of others, which means that it is definitely not an ordinary magic weapon. As for what grade it is, it is hard to say. Long Fei does not understand the prehistoric era either.
The classification of magic weapon levels in the universe is definitely not low.
Walking on the Street of Death, Long Fei's purpose was to find a weapons store. He was in urgent need of a weapon. Although he had just killed dozens of people, the weapons in their hands were too weak for Long Fei.
A finger pinched it and it broke off. To put it bluntly, a weapon like this could not even be used to kill Long Fei, let alone stab Long Fei to death. It was probably impossible to even cut Long Fei's skin.
How could Long Fei like such a weapon? It's not as good as his hands and feet.
Long Fei had just arrived, so naturally he couldn't tell the direction. There were no signposts on the Street of Death. At this time, Long Fei was planning to find someone to ask. He kept looking around, hoping to find someone lucky enough to look at.
Son.
"come here!"
Long Fei raised his fingers and shouted at a middle-aged man squatting on the roadside who was as skinny as a stick, with eyebrows and extremely vulgar facial features.
"Me!" The wretched middle-aged man pointed at his nose and looked at Long Fei in disbelief.
"Can't you understand people?" Long Fei shouted.
In this heavenly prison, Long Fei's purpose is: to carry out his arrogance to the end! He will pull, hang, and perform with all his strength!
"Master! What do you want to do with me? I really don't have any points. You can only get one point by killing me! You have a lot, just let me go like a fart!" the wretched middle-aged man said with a sad face.
Speaking of this extremely wretched middle-aged man, only the newcomer Long Fei didn't recognize him. Everyone in Paradise Prison has heard of his name, and he is famous all over Paradise Prison. Because he is the famous mean king in the entire Paradise Prison.
King - Su Xinxing. Cowardly, cowardly, useless, cowardly, greedy, selfish, afraid of death, shameless, cheap... these great words are all used to describe him.
Su Xinxing is a person who is particularly afraid of death. Although he knows that he will not really die in the prison of heaven, he is still afraid. Later, after in-depth research, people finally discovered that he is not afraid of death, but afraid of pain. Since he said this
After the research results were made public, Su Xinxing became an instant celebrity. Anyone who feels a little unhappy will definitely come to him, because he has a special power, that is, when he faces death, his wailing sound will be louder than
He is dozens of times more miserable than an ordinary person, and his expressions will be extremely rich, so rich that human adjectives are simply not enough.
Because of his weakness and special powers, there is an endless stream of people coming to him. Everyone in Heaven Prison has become accustomed to hearing his screams every day, and it has even evolved into not hearing his screams for a day.
His screams make him even sleepy. Therefore, Su Xinxing is definitely the most important and famous person in the entire Paradise Prison. Over the past countless years, there are only a handful of people in the entire Paradise Prison who have not abused him. All in all, he has been abused.
Su Xinxing has become a sport that people in Paradise Prison enjoy endlessly.
No one knows how someone like Su Xinxing mustered up the courage to come to Heavenly Prison. In these countless years, he has never had a friend, and he never dared to fight back when he was abused. He spent every day wailing. But these
People have long forgotten it, and perhaps Su Xinxing himself may not still remember it.
By the way! He also has a nickname called: Counting Stars.
This nickname came from his name. Everyone in Heaven Prison knew this nickname, but except for himself, Su Xinxing's name was probably forgotten by no one.
...
"What's your name?" Seeing that this wretched man was quite sensible, Long Fei's tone slowed down a little.
"Master! The younger one's name is Su Xinxing!" the wretched man replied in a low voice.
"What? Counting stars?"
For a moment, Long Fei didn't understand what this wretched guy was talking about, and he just thought it was a weirdo.
"Master! You can call me whatever you like! As long as you don't kill me." Su Xinxing is very self-aware, because he has also worked hard for his name, but what awaits him is always a violent beating, so
He has already learned well.
"Count the stars, don't worry! As long as you follow me from now on and listen to my instructions, not only will I not kill you, but I will also give you benefits! Now you take me to the weapons shop first!" Long Fei has always been soft-spoken, rather than tough.
Whether he helps relatives or not, as long as he is obedient, Long Fei will never treat his own people badly.
"Master! Do you really want to accept me as your younger brother?"
At this moment, Shuxingxing couldn't believe his ears. Someone actually said that he would be accepted as his younger brother. At this moment, Shuxingxing felt that this was the most beautiful sound he had heard in the prison of heaven for countless years, not one of them.
"What? You don't want to?" In fact, Long Fei really thought that this guy was unhappy at this moment.
"The rules are up! I count the stars and swear that from now on I will be the most loyal servant of this master. I dare not go west when I point to the east, and I dare not go east when I point to the west. The guide..." Counting the stars at this time
Fearing that Long Fei would change his mind, he hurriedly swore, his tone as excited as if he had been starving for many years and saw the Manchus banquet.
At this time, Long Fei was looking at the stars, and suddenly there was a feeling of being unkind in his heart. Looking at the eyes and expressions of the passers-by around him, Long Fei knew that he must have done something very special. But then
It was too late to regret it. Long Fei never liked going back on his word.
"If you dare to put your hands full of snot and tears within half a meter of me, I will definitely let you experience what it means to fly. You'd better believe that what I say is the truth." Long Fei was at this time.
Seeing Shuixing actually wanted to hug his thigh with his hands that had just wiped his nose and tears, but Long Fei was frightened. If he were to touch him, Long Fei wouldn't want to live anymore.
"Master! I won't dare to do that anymore." Counting Stars dare not offend Long Fei. There is absolutely no one in this prison in heaven who is willing to accept him as his younger brother.
"Stop talking nonsense and lead the way!" Long Fei threw out the package in his hand and said coaxingly.
...
As the wheels of history turned, Long Fei met the first and most insignificant servant in his life: counting stars!
Many years later, when Shuxingxing also had his own admirers, Shuxingxing wrote in his memoirs:
"The great Mr. Star Counter is me! The thing I am most proud of and proud of in my life is that when I met the even greater Master Long Fei, I chose to be loyal to him without hesitation!"
But what most people don’t know is that Long Fei left such a comment on the last page of his memoirs:
The great Mr. Star Counter! He is a man who has made great contributions to the ancient universe. The greatest and most outstanding contribution he has made in his life is to explain what is obscene!
Smoking is also obscene, but obscenity is also a kind of contribution. Without our obscenity, how can you reflect your greatness? Brothers!!! Give smoking something exciting! I look forward to a leap in collections and recommendations, hahaha!!