"Ouch! Ouch!..." The judge was sitting on the Grand Master's chair and sneezed several times in succession.
After poking his nose, the judge narrowed his eyes, lost in thought, and thought to himself, what on earth is going on? Why do you keep sneezing these past few days and your eyelids twitch so much? Could it be that you have a cold?
"Bullshit!" The judge shook his head. He would never believe that he could still catch a cold.
As a demigod, how could he be sick? But this feeling was really strange. It felt like he had seen each other before. But when did he feel like this before? The judge frowned for a moment.
He couldn't remember either.
This feeling of panic that makes him really rarely happens, but it's not that it never happens, it's just that he can't recall it for a while.
"Could it be that a disaster is imminent?" The judge shook his head. He had not done anything extraordinary recently, so what kind of disaster could there be? It should be impossible, and the judge quickly denied this.
"This feeling..." The judge fell into a deep tangle, constantly thinking... thinking... Suddenly the judge opened his eyes, with a look of horror on his face, and murmured
: "Is that kid back?"
The judge really felt uneasy in his heart. He had only experienced this feeling of panic once ten years ago, when he was sending an innocent soul to reincarnation. For this purpose, he not only used a rare magic weapon and two precious exercises,
He also lost his Yin-Yang Judge Pen, and was fined three years' salary by the King of Hell because of this incident, and was almost suspended from his job. It really made that kid miserable.
Then the judge shook his head firmly, obviously not thinking that the boy could come back. That guy was unlucky back then and encountered a reincarnation storm that was rare in ten thousand years. He no longer knew where he was blown. If he wanted to come back, that was
There are no doors.
At this moment, the poor judge fell into deep contemplation again...
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Earth.
China China.
In a dead end street in city z, province f.
"Bang!"
"How dare you fuck me?"
In the dead end, a 1.8-meter tall man covered his bald head and pointed at a slovenly young man with a slutty eyebrows but a handsome appearance opposite him and yelled.
The handsome young man is holding a fighting artifact in his hand - a brick!
"Liu, please don't push me too hard. Don't I owe you a few hundred dollars? Do you need so many people to surround me?" The sloppy young man pointed at the dozen people behind the bald man and shouted,
Although he shouted it out, his tone was far from tough.
"You've been dragging your feet for week after week, and I won't teach you a lesson. Do you really think that my money came from the strong wind?" The bald man pointed at the sloppy young man's nose and cursed.
"Liu, do you have any conscience when you say this? How much money will I give you throughout the year? You decide for yourself! I didn't talk about the year before last year, but the second half of this year. It's only October now. I'll start from September.
I have already lost nearly 10,000 yuan from you since the beginning of school. I have lost all my living expenses for a year. Isn’t it just five hundred yuan short of you? You can’t treat it as a counter-profit for me and give me some money.
?" The sloppy young man shouted a little aggrievedly.
"I'm willing to admit defeat! I didn't put a knife on your neck to force you to gamble. It's you who wants to play, okay? Stop talking nonsense. If you can't come up with money today, I will break one of your hands.
, otherwise I won't be able to explain to the boss when I go back." The bald man seemed a little bit wrong, but there were more than a dozen people behind him, so he didn't have the slightest fear.
"Money, money, money! I have no money!" The sloppy young man was also a little angry at this time.
"You're looking for a fight, aren't you? Go up and play with him!" The bald man waved to the people behind him and said fiercely.
"Wait!!! Don't do it! Don't do it! I'm here, just ask them to let me in!"
Just as a group of young people were about to take action, a burst of shouting came from the entrance of the alley.
"Liu, my brother has sent me money. If you don't let him in, what will I give you?" the slovenly young man shouted at the bald man.
The bald man frowned, and then waved his hand to stop a group of people who were about to step forward to teach the handsome young man a lesson: "You're lucky, I, the bald Liu, am an absolutely trustworthy person. As long as you pay back the money, I can say anything, but I
But let me tell you, this brick on my head will not be in vain." After saying that, the bald man turned around and gestured to the two young men at the entrance of the alley, shouting: "Let him in!"
After a while.
A handsome young man wearing a street stall's famous brand name and with 28-length long hair ran in panting.
"Why are you asking for help again? I've been unlucky for eight lifetimes by sleeping on your lower bunk! Do you know that I just caught a Bai Fumei, and when I needed money, your uncle came up with a plane again?
.Tell me! How much do you want this time?"
"Five hundred!" The sloppy young man smiled at the handsome young man and slapped him.
"Five hundred is not enough! I have this injury on my head, and my friends, are all my trip in vain? At least one thousand!" When the bald man heard the number five hundred, he immediately quit, obviously wanting to rip him off.
"One thousand? Why the hell didn't you just go grab it?! I'm a medical student. You have a big butt injury on your head. A bottle of red potion and a band-aid are enough. How dare you ask for five hundred for twenty yuan?
Also, these are all your buddies and they were not invited by me, so why should I pay for them?" the sloppy young man yelled angrily.
The bald man shook his fist and said sternly: "Will you give it to me or not? If you don't give it to me, I won't take it anymore. I will let you go to the hospital and lie down for a few days. Do you believe it or not?"
The sloppy young man's expression suddenly changed, and he did not dare to provoke the bald man.
The mean and handsome young man also swallowed at this time, obviously a little scared, and then quickly took out his wallet, rummaged through it, took out a pile of messy loose tickets and handed it to the bald man: "I only have so much."
The bald man looked at the loose tickets in the hands of the handsome young man. After pondering for a moment, he estimated that the money in the hands of the handsome young man was about eight or nine hundred yuan. He finally snatched it away and said harshly: "It's unlucky for me.
You two poor guys!" After saying that, he waved to the group of people around him and walked towards the alley entrance in a swaggering manner.
The sloppy young man and the mean and handsome young man fell to the ground and took a few deep breaths.
"I said, what's so fun about slot machines? You love playing so much. How about I buy one tomorrow and put it in the dormitory for you to play until you vomit?" After a while, the handsome young man complained.
"Damn! What's so fun about that! What I want is not the slot machine, but the feeling between winning and losing. You don't understand. This kind of thing is just like picking up girls, you can only feel it but cannot explain it in words!" The sloppy young man said with fascination.
"Damn it, uncle! Don't compare your bad thing with my life-long goal. Remember! It was only 880 yuan just now. Say it yourself, how much do you owe me? I don't even think about it.
I can’t remember it anymore!” the handsome young man shouted angrily.
"Count jj, you are so naive! How can I remember this kind of thing? You are a borrower who doesn't keep accounts, so you have the nerve to ask me?" the sloppy young man said shamelessly.
"What a shame, sir! You clearly know that I am not good at math and have a bad memory, so you want to trick me, right? Don't ever think that I am lending you a big boy in the future!" The handsome young man stood up and stood up.
Time has become messy in the wind.
"Don't be angry! Don't be angry! Brother JJ, I remember, I remember!" The sloppy young man quickly stood up and apologized: "Who among us is following the other! The bones are broken but the tendons are still connected, right? Think about how many times you were surrounded when you were trying to pick up girls.
, I didn’t rush to save you."
The mean and handsome young man covered his forehead and looked at the sloppy young man with disdain: "How dare you mention it? Every time you arrive, it's obviously nothing serious, but in the end you just get beaten up."
"Um..." The sloppy young man was speechless at this time, obviously a little embarrassed, and said awkwardly: "Although I didn't help, my spirit and starting point are also good!" After saying this, his face changed again.
A proud look.
The handsome young man raised his middle finger and looked at the sloppy young man: "Bitch!"
"Actually, I'm borrowing money from you for your own good. Think about it! If you pick up girls every day, you've probably given away all your descendants, right? I'll see what you'll use to create a human being! I'll borrow your money, so
You can pick up fewer girls, save some bullets, and save them to give your mother a grandson in the future! Do you want to thank me or not?" The sloppy young man put his hand on the handsome young man's shoulders and said extremely shamelessly.
"Damn it! I need your reminder. To tell you the truth, I have already made a reservation, so you don't have to worry about this kind of thing. You should think about how much you owe me, right? If you can still settle it before tomorrow morning
If you don't come out, I'll pull your penis out and play it until you die!" The handsome young man said with a straight face.
"Brother JJ, don't be like this! The worst I can do is dedicate the chrysanthemum to you, okay?" The sloppy young man suddenly wilted and begged pitifully.
The handsome young man looked at the sloppy young man with a disgusted face and raised his middle fingers: "Bitch!"
...
While the mean and handsome young man's face was full of disgust, there was another person in the alley with the same expression as him. At the moment, he was sitting on the wall beside the alley, holding a cigarette in his mouth.
This man has shoulder-length white hair that is elegant and unrestrained, and his melancholy red eyes occasionally reveal a wicked glint. The corners of his mouth occasionally raise, immediately revealing his evil spirit. He is 1.8 meters tall, has a strong and well-proportioned figure, and is slender and fair.
His fingers show his extraordinary temperament.
Who is this person? You guessed it! He is our Uncle Long Fei.
Uncle Long Fei has a clear view of everything that just happened in this dead end, and now these two 2b young people have become our uncle Long Fei's next targets.
"Hey! The one in front has a chicken coop on his head, is wearing a plaid shirt, and blue jeans, and the one next to him is wearing Fishhook brand sportswear,
Come here! Don't look blindly, it's you two!" Long Fei shouted while squatting on the wall with a cigarette in his mouth and looking at the two 2B youths.
Counting classmates JJ and Peixi Xi, recommend to collect and comment gold!!!! Quick, quick, quick! Is it easy for me to make you so handsome? It’s so fast!!! Otherwise there will be no role, hahahaha...
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