A hint of horror flashed through Princess Xi's eyes at this moment, but her cheeks turned slightly red the next moment.
"Long Fei, this is the Imperial Palace of the Western Kingdom. Do you think this is your study room, where you can come and leave whenever you want?" The woman took a deep breath, then looked at Long Fei angrily and said.
Long Fei smiled coldly and glanced at the Princess of the West: "Does the princess still want to keep me here as her consort?" Long Fei said disdainfully.
"You...bastard!" Princess Xiguo had obviously never seen anyone who dared to talk to her like this. She was ashamed and angry at the moment, but she didn't know why, but she couldn't kill Long Fei.
"Hun Dan is my apprentice! Do you want to marry him?" Long Fei said jokingly, since he has already offended him, he might as well offend him completely. This is Long Fei's character.
Lei Baichuan and the civil and military ministers were all stunned at this moment. No one expected that Long Fei would dare to molest the princess. You must know that the Princess of the West is notoriously unruly and cruel. Anyone who contradicts her will definitely not end well.
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At this time, even the Emperor of the Western Kingdom opened his mouth wide and stared at Long Fei blankly.
"You gangster!" Princess Xiguo really couldn't find any suitable words to describe Long Fei.
"Have you ever seen a gangster as handsome as me?" Long Fei then shamelessly teased the Princess of the West.
"you……"
"I'm speechless!" Long Fei chuckled, but he didn't feel how hateful the princess was at the moment.
"Emperor, let me remind you one last time, there is no store like this after passing this village!" Long Fei was not afraid that the blackmail would fail.
"Master..." The Western Emperor frowned and paused, as if he was struggling in his heart.
"Father, we can't agree to him! We only have 300,000 land cavalry, and we need one trillion. If there are more in the future, wouldn't the entire empire have to be given to him?" The Princess of the West glared at Long Fei angrily.
Said to the Great Emperor of the Western Kingdom.
"Your Highness Princess, I would like to remind you that the Dongguo cavalry has been formed and is currently training. Once the Dongguo cavalry is well-trained...then you come to me again, and I will not be able to help you!" Long Fei!
He glanced at Lei Baichuan secretly, and thought to himself, I don't believe this is a blackmail weapon given by the general.
Lei Baichuan even wanted to die at this time. If he had known that Long Fei was using this matter to blackmail him, he would not have said a word if he was beaten to death.
"Okay! One trillion is one trillion, but I have a request!" The Emperor of the Western Kingdom stood up suddenly and said.
"The Emperor is indeed courageous, so happy!" Long Fei chuckled, and then said: "If you have any requests, the Emperor, just tell me and listen. As long as I, Long Fei, can do it, it's no problem!"
The Great Emperor of the Western Kingdom thought for a while: "The master will definitely be able to do what I ask of the emperor, and it is also very simple!"
"Isn't this old guy holding something bad in his heart?" Long Fei had a vague premonition in his heart.
"There are two choices, one is to take up the post of our Western Kingdom's Grand Priest, and the other is to be my master's son-in-law. The Divine Master can choose for himself!" The Emperor of the Western Kingdom said very firmly, and his tone could not be disobeyed.
Long Fei suddenly frowned and thought to himself, this old guy is really not a good bird!
"Father, I don't want to marry him!" Princess Xiguo said hurriedly before Long Fei could choose.
"Emperor, if I choose neither of them, what will be the consequences?" Long Fei rolled his eyes at the Princess of the Western Kingdom and said to himself, "Don't be so beautiful. Although you look so-so, I am a married man. How should I choose?"
I can't choose you either.
The Emperor of the Western Kingdom patted the princess on the shoulder and told her not to worry.
"Long Fei, if you are willing to serve as the Imperial Preceptor, I will give you an extra one trillion first-class five-element coins, and you will receive a monthly salary of one million first-class five-element coins from now on. If you choose to be my emperor's son-in-law, then my emperor will
I will give you the key to the treasury, and you can take as much as you like! If you choose neither, I will find 10,000 pregnant women to spread your vile crimes everywhere!" said the Western Emperor shamelessly.
"Ah!" The civil and military officials were immediately confused. They had never seen such a shameless side of the Western Emperor.
"Old man, you are so cruel!"
Long Fei was speechless for a while, and sighed to himself, it turns out that he is as good as the devil! This old guy was able to sit on the throne probably because of his shamelessness.
"Both each other! Let's quickly choose the master!" the Emperor of the Western Kingdom said cheerfully, and then took out a shiny key from his pocket and dangled it at Long Fei.
Long Fei knew that he might not be able to escape today, and this old guy must be able to do what he said. Although Long Fei didn't care about rumors, who could bear the slander of 10,000 pregnant women?
"Treasury! Cake seller! How should I choose, sir?" Long Fei's heart was like ten thousand grass and mud horses running back and forth at this moment.
Marry a princess in exchange for a key to the treasury? Serve as a national advisor in exchange for one trillion top-quality Five Element Stones? No matter how you look at it, the former seems to be more cost-effective, but... this is a damn difficult multiple-choice question!
After hesitating for a long time, Long Fei gritted his teeth.
"I've thought about it!" Long Fei said fiercely, staring at the key in the hand of the Western Emperor.
"If you've thought about it, hurry up and say it. My hands are sore!" The Emperor of the Western Kingdom laughed shamelessly.
At this moment, everyone's eyes fell on Long Fei, and the Princess of the West was no exception.
"Marry the princess..."
In an instant, the civil and military ministers held their breath for a while, and the princess of the Western Kingdom's cheeks became hot.
"It's impossible! Young Master, I will serve as the national advisor, but I still have to live in my rich city, and no one can interfere with my freedom!" Long Fei's heart was bleeding, but the principle was also priceless, even though
Long Fei really wants the treasury key in the old guy's hand.
"I'll go! You idiot!"
At this moment, in the entire Jinluan Palace from top to bottom, except for the Princess of the West who was glaring angrily at Long Fei, everyone raised their middle fingers to Long Fei, even the Emperor of the West and Lei Baichuan were no exception.
"You know nothing! A bunch of stupid things!" Long Fei glanced at the audience with disdain, cursing secretly in his heart.
"Long Fei, can you keep your word?" the Emperor of the Western Kingdom asked calmly.
"Young master, once you say something, it's hard to chase after you!" Long Fei said righteously and sternly. After saying this, Long Fei regretted it and had a strong foreboding feeling in his heart.
"Okay! In this case, I have specially approved that you do not need to go to court or live in the imperial capital. But one thing I want to tell you is that according to our Western laws, the higher the rank of an official, the heavier the personal income tax.
As a national advisor, one person is worth more than ten thousand people, and the personal income tax is... ninety-nine percent." The Emperor of the Western Kingdom said seriously.
"Emperor, what kind of tax is personal income tax?" At this time, a high-ranking minister looked at the Western Emperor in shock and asked weakly.
"Don't worry! Personal income tax is a tax that has just been introduced. The meaning is very simple, that is, part of your personal income must be paid to the national treasury." The Emperor of the Western Kingdom raised his head and said disapprovingly.
"Your Majesty, why have I never heard of this tax?" the tax minister asked depressedly.
"Didn't I say so! This is a tax that just came out. Do you understand "just now"? Do you have any objections?" The Emperor of the Western Kingdom suddenly shouted angrily.
"Fuck you! Old guy, why don't you dig a hole for me to jump into? I'm quitting, you can find whoever you want to spread rumors! Farewell!" As expected by Long Fei, the old guy actually felt depressed.
With such a vicious idea, even five minutes would be too long to drag someone like the old guy out and shoot him.
Long Fei had never done business at a loss, so how could he accept such exploitation from the old man? He was quite restrained when he didn't rush forward and swung his big mouth for more than 1,500 times.
"Puch!"
The Princess of the West couldn't help laughing at this time. She was secretly shocked by her father's shamelessness, and at the same time she felt ridiculous about Long Fei's experience.
"Long Fei, stop!"
Seeing that Long Fei was really leaving, the Princess of the West didn't care about her appearance at the moment. She pulled up her long skirt and quickly chased after Long Fei.
Before Long Fei could walk out of the Golden Palace, the Princess of the West had already stopped in front of Long Fei.
"Long Fei, I told you to stop, are you deaf?" Princess Xiguo said angrily with her hands on her hips.
"I'm not deaf! But why should I listen to you!" Long Fei rolled his eyes and said disapprovingly.
"Just because I am a princess! You, a little imperial master, dare to turn a deaf ear to my princess's words. Isn't it disgusting?" the princess of the West said arrogantly.
"Young Master has just resigned, go and have fun with your Imperial Preceptor!" Long Fei was too lazy to tangle with such an unruly woman.
"Hmph!" Princess Xiguo snorted coldly: "My father has not approved your resignation for a day, and you are still the national counselor. Do you want to break your promise?"
Long Fei gave the Princess of the West a blank stare: "Criticize me or not! Anyway, I quit!"
"Long Fei, what makes this princess unworthy of you? Why don't you choose me?" Princess Xiguo looked as if no one else was watching.
"Damn it!" Long Fei cursed secretly, for a tigress like you, whoever chose you would be blind in vain!
"I'm sorry! I only like money!" Long Fei said directly.
"Is there no money in the treasury?" Princess Xiguo obviously couldn't accept Long Fei's explanation.
Long Fei nodded: "I like the treasury very much, but I don't like the gifts! Do you understand?" After finishing his words, Long Fei walked out avoiding the princess.
"Long Fei! You are a big bastard!" By the time Princess Xiguo realized what she was doing, Long Fei had already walked out of the Golden Palace.
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"Emperor, this..." Lei Baichuan was in panic at the moment. If the Emperor of the Western Kingdom wanted to hold him accountable, he would definitely be the first one.
"My dear, don't be anxious! The Master will be back soon!" The Emperor of the Western Kingdom said confidently, with an enigmatic look and a shameless smile on his lips.
"Father, I don't care, I want you to chop off his head!" The princess of the Western Kingdom angrily ran to the Emperor of the Western Kingdom and said coquettishly.
"Are you willing?" The Emperor of the Western Kingdom looked at the princess with an "I know you very well" look on his face.
"I……"
The princess of the Western Kingdom suddenly stopped talking, her cheeks turned crimson, and her aggressive temperament was gone forever.