Chapter 12 Golden Left Hand ()

After this battle, it was messy outside, so we had to go out to clean the battlefield. Fortunately, there was Kim Seung-woo. He lit his right hand and a dead zombie would burn it clean. Lao Wu followed him. Every time Kim Seung-woo transformed into a zombie, he would say: "The deceased is reborn, Wuliang Tianzun."

I complained, "Didn't you say that zombies won't run to places with a lot of people? Why are there more and more people?"

Kim Seongbudao: "I don't know either, it's really strange."

Lao Wu said: "Do you think someone is going against us?"

Jin Chengwudao: "Those who can guide zombies to attack others must be masters of evil practice. Have you ever offended such people?"

Lao Wu shook his head: "I have always been kind to others, not to mention that the Tao Te Ching says, 'Only if you don't fight, no one in the world can fight with it.' Even if there is a conflict, I will take a step back and broaden the sky." I believe this. Lao Wu always smiled and never saw anyone blushing.

Kim Chengwu asked Xiaoqian: "Where are you?"

Xiaoqian said quietly: "I have low magic power, how could I have such a powerful opponent?"

Kim Seong-woo nodded: "That's right."

Then the three of them watched me together...

I collapsed and said, "How could I offend zombies? When did a group of people hold a knife and shout 'Kill him to death' that is my enemy!"

Jin Chengwu comforted himself and said, "It's okay, with Lao Wu here, we just play plants and zombies a few more times. Next time, we will plant some watermelons on the roof, and with Xiaoqian's wind control technique, all the zombies on the other side of the mountain can fight!"

I added: "Froze in the refrigerator for a while, it's an ice jelly pitcher. Not to mention zombies, even if the demolition office comes, we have the ability to be a nail household." I thought to myself that Tencent would not have a copycat plant war demolition office, and it might be a big fire...

After cleaning the battlefield, I picked a clean cucumber in the vegetable field and ate it, saying, "I'm going to sleep, you can practice - don't be overly addicted."

Kim Seong-woo blushed and said, "I have to hold on too hard. I found that I used to play too much, otherwise at least I wouldn't have gloves to use for my left hand."

I said, "What's wrong with being able to turn stones into gold? Didn't Lu Dongbin's fingers almost let the child go?" This was the mock exam composition question I had in high school. It said that Lu Dongbin saw a poor child living very hard, so he ordered two pieces of gold to give it to him. Seeing that the child was still depressed, he asked him what else he wanted. As a result, the child pointed to Lu Dongbin's hand and said, "I want your fingers. The question-setting teacher asked us to write an essay praising the child for self-reliance and not relying on others based on this story. I thought to myself, isn't this a work? This is obviously a shameless child! If I were Lu Dongbin, I would beat him up!

Lao Wu said: "Lao Jin is talking about being able to send and receive freely. Now he can turn into gold without wearing gloves and touching whatever he wants, which is not very convenient."

Kim Seong-woo sighed: "Yes, the left hand is better, the right hand is even more exaggerated. Even if I want to shake hands with someone, I will be a murder. Several times because of this hiker who went out to play, I met a beautiful single female hiker who did not succeed. How could a girl like a boyfriend who could not even hold hands?"

I thought evilly: Fortunately, nothing happened, and the key is not the right hand. If Kim Seung-woo really has a relationship with a girl, at the critical moment, hasn't the part of the girl become Kim's brilliant? I thought even more evilly: In fact, Kim Seung-woo can't be intimate with a girl is not the key, the most pitiful thing is that he can't be himself... You know.

When Kim Seung-woo saw me in a daze, she asked, "Xiaolong, what are you thinking?"

I hurriedly pretended to be serious and said, "I just want to ask you one question."

"What?"

"What will happen if you applaud?" I found that I have become a fan of classical philosophy recently. Lu Dongbin just put his finger on his head, and the contradictory allusions came into my mind again - is it the left hand that turns the right hand into gold or the right hand that melts the left hand...

Kim Seung-woo was stunned and said angrily: "Do you think? Of course I am immune to myself!"

Lao Wu and Xiaoqian laughed.

I quickly ran upstairs to sleep. So, Kim Seung-woo was not pitiful. At least he could...you know.

The next morning, people rattled my door again, accompanied by an angry shout: "Longyangyang, do you want to starve me to death?"

It was Gao Xiaowei. She basically didn’t have a good meal all day yesterday, which made her wake up hunger.

I yawned and said, "You go downstairs first and later. I will take you out for breakfast after washing my face."

After I finished washing up, I went downstairs to see that except Gao Xiaowei, the three were all there. Gao Xiaowei was dressed in an orderly manner, carrying her backpack that was now in poverty when she came here: "I have no snacks anymore. After breakfast, you have to accompany me to the supermarket."

I asked the three, "Does anyone have what you want to buy?"

Old Wu shook his head and then said, "You have some fruits you like to eat and I'll help you grow them."

Kim Seongbuki: "I'll go with you, I don't want to eat instant noodles anymore."

I asked Xiaoqian: "Where are you?"

Xiaoqian said timidly: "Where is a supermarket?"

Before she could finish her speech, Gao Xiaowei said carelessly: "Sister Xiaoqian will go with us of course."

Kim Seung-woo patted Lao Wu and said, "It's boring to stay alone, just be together."

Old Wu hesitated: "If I go, there is really nothing to buy, and I don't need any food and drink fee..." Finally, he made up his mind and said, "I'd better go with you. I haven't entered the city much in the past few years."

Gao Xiaowei said: "How can so many people leave?"

I said, "I definitely can't get a bus, I'll take the bus."

Gao Xiaowei curled her lips and went out first.

Go out and walk north for 500 meters, that is the main station of bus No. 24, which is the line I was struck by lightning. Until now, I still feel a little painful when I see the "24" on the front of the car...

Because it was the starting station, we all took the seats. I turned around and said to Lao Wu and the others: "I paid for your tickets. Go back and keep them in the account."

Old Wu smiled and said, "Let me go back and wait for my food to be sold and I will return it to you."

Xiaoqian looked out the window in a daze. This was the first time she was taking a car.

Gao Xiaowei encouraged everyone and said, "Don't stay in his store, you have never seen such a thief!"

It was already past 10 a.m. when the car entered the city center, the average breakfast stalls had been withdrawn. After we got off the car, we only found a meat patty and noodle soup. Gao Xiaowei's meat patty was like seeing her mother, and she shouted excitedly: "Come two like me!"

Except for Lao Wu, we ate two meat pies, poured two bowls of noodles, and walked out with our chests and belly folded. Gao Xiaowei touched her stomach and said with satisfaction: "Why didn't I find meat pies so delicious before?"

"Let's go, go buy things." Opposite is a Carrefour supermarket.

Kim Seong-woo suddenly said, "Wait, where is the gold shop nearby?"

I asked him, "What are you doing?"

"I'll get some money."

Lao Wu pointed: "Isn't it a gold shop under the supermarket?" It turns out that under Carrefour, there is a jewelry seller. It is the more famous Jinyang in our local area and it is also a chain.

I whispered, "Don't you want to rob?"

Kim Seong-woo smiled and said, "Do I still need to rob me? I want them to give me the money." He said that, lowered his head and touched him.

I asked, "What are you looking for?"

"Find a suitable one... I have it!" Kim Seong-woo said as she picked up a brick on the curb. I was shocked: "Don't you really plan to rush in and rob, are you?"

Gao Xiaowei pulled Xiaoqian and had already crossed the road. She turned around and said impatiently: "What are you doing with a slow pace? Hurry up!"

I wiped my sweat and said, "You and Xiaoqian are waiting for us on the second floor first." I grabbed Kim Seung-bu Dao, "You have to calm down. It's not been those years now. There are cameras everywhere. Will I still be able to get along after you grab it?"

Kim Seong-woo ignored me, weighed the brick in his hand, and said thoughtfully: "This is indeed a bit exaggerated." As he said that, he knocked off most of the pieces on the ground, and then he said with satisfaction, "This is almost done, let's go."

What else I wanted to say? Old Wu smiled and pulled me, but didn't say anything, but followed Kim Chengwu into the Jin shop.

In addition to a few female employees in the gold shop, there was also a male foreman wearing small glasses. When he saw the three of us big men walking in, he didn't look like some rich man, so he just said lazily: "Come on your own?"

Kim Seong-woo smiled and said, "I'll sell something." As he said that, he put the half brick on the counter, and I hurriedly pulled the collar and lowered my head - the camera was facing me.

The foreman slowly supported the glasses and said, "You sell..." Then his eyes suddenly bulged out of his sockets, staring at the brick in a daze.

...At some time, the brick had turned into a golden piece - a golden brick!

Then Lao Wu smiled and said to me in a low voice: "Have you forgotten Lao Jin's golden left hand?"

I suddenly realized that I forgot all this in a hurry just now! I quickly put down my collar and said domineeringly: "We're in a hurry, you can give me a thumbs up."

After all, the foreman still has eyesight. He hurriedly put on white gloves, carefully picked up the brick, and said in surprise: "Gold brick..."

I'll make a haha: "This is a gold brick that's just like a fake one!"

The foreman held the bricks for a while and then took out a spray gun like the wind, pressed out a dark blue flame, turned the bricks over and over, and roasted them endlessly, and his eyes became brighter and brighter: "Thousands of gold!"

Kim Seung-budao: "Can I still lie to you?"

The foreman reimbursed carefully and said, "But this is not produced by our store, right?"

I said, "No, your store is not a brick kiln."

The foreman locked his neck and said to Kim Seong-woo, "I'm not sure about it, but... why is it only half a piece? What about that half?" The brick was knocked off by Kim Seong-woo casually, and it looked like it was full of tits and teeth. At a glance, you could tell that it was a whole.

Kim Seong-woo casually said: "That half piece is thrown away."

The foreman's eyes widened even wider, and I really wanted to tell him that the half was outside the door...

Kim Seong-woo knocked on the table and said, "If there is no problem, just settle the account, I'm waiting to spend the money."

The foreman said humbly: "Okay, that's over-the-top." While muttering to himself, "How come such a good thing is so rough in shape?"

Once weighed, it was 4212 grams, nearly one pound!

The foreman said: "The price of 1,000 gold in our store is 275 per gram, and your gold bricks are 4,212 grams, then that's..." The foreman pressed the calculator and finally reported the result, "115,830 yuan!"

Those female clerks looked at Jin Chengwu with red hearts...

Kim Seung-woo stretched out his hand: "Give money."

The foreman started to use a cash counting machine to order money over and over again. I habitually wanted to insert a business card into the pile of money...

When the foreman handed over more than a dozen stacks of money, Kim Seung-woo casually threw it into his bag and waved his hand, "Let's go."

The female clerks gave each other with red hearts.

When I was at the entrance of the store, I saw the foreman carefully shaking the gold powder stuck to the gloves onto a piece of paper - it probably would have to cost about a hundred yuan.

After leaving the door, Kim Seung-woo patted the bag and said, "It's all mine today!"

I clenched my fists and excitedly said, "It's so satisfying, so much gaming. I'm so fucking willing to hang out with you gangs of monsters!" Although I'm not poor, I'm never rich enough to pick up a brick and get a school bag of money! I have a very small share in Baohua Group. The annual dividends are probably equivalent to those of a little white-collar worker in a city. This is because Aunt Meng is so kind to me. When my father didn't go in, I didn't have a penny.

Kim Seong-woo said cheerfully: "Go and go shopping!" and asked me, "What do you want?"
Chapter completed!