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Chapter 13 The first mashup in history

Chapter 13 The First Mixed-up in History ()

At the entrance of the second floor supermarket, Gao Xiaowei and Xiaoqian were already waiting there. Gao Xiaowei pushed a purchasing car, shaking one by one, and was bored.

As soon as I got up, I pulled several cars and sent one by one: "Buy whatever I want, I'm going to treat you today."

So we set out in a mighty manner.

Near the entrance is a special fruit festival, with a variety of fruit displays, including common and uncommon, as well as off-season Taiwanese, all kinds of fruits.

Xiaoqian pushed the cart and followed Gao Xiaowei step by step. When she walked past the peeled durian, she frowned and sniffed, "What's broken?"

Gao Xiaowei looked back and smiled and said, "Sister, that's durian. It smells smelling and smells fragrant. Can you try it together?"

Xiaoqian put her head up and "sniffed it", covered her mouth and smiled, "It's really delicious."

I told her: "If you have anything you like, put it in the car and wait until the bill is settled before eating."

"Oh." Xiaoqian nodded.

I smiled and said, "But you can smell it."

Gao Xiaowei led the way in front of the front and quickly passed through the cleaning products and brought it to various small food shelves. She first threw two chocolates into the car, then jelly, potato chips, wafers, and milk tea all the way. After a while, half a car was piled up. When she looked behind her, Xiaoqian's car was still empty and said, "Miss Xiaoqian, take it!"

Xiaoqian had been dazzled by various beautiful packaging. When Gao Xiaowei called her, she hesitated to take a bottle of chewing gum. I threw a few other flavors into her car from behind: "Try these."

After Gao Xiaowei finished sweeping the food, she came to the cosmetics counter and took a jelly and a bottle of nail polish. Today, the supermarket cookies were in a promotion. The supermarket salesperson used a toothpick to tie the biscuits one by one and saw whoever tried it. Gao Xiaowei was not interested in this, so she twisted her body and ran to see the eye cream. The salesperson held a biscuit and said pitifully to Xiaoqian: "Miss, try it, it doesn't matter if you don't buy it."

Xiaoqian was dissatisfied, so she went up to smell it, and smiled and said, "It's really good." As she said that, she took two packs into the car. The salesperson smiled and held the biscuit and let the man behind taste it. The man took a bite and frowned and said, "Why doesn't this biscuit taste at all?"

When we moved to the cooked food area, Xiaoqian sniffed it and then burped for a while and said, "Uh, I can't stay here anymore - I'm almost overwhelmed me." We were all happy. It turned out that she was cheap to come to the supermarket, and she would eat whatever she wanted and not have to spend it.

After leaving the supermarket, each of us had a large bag of things. Gao Xiaowei was very excited and suggested that we continue shopping. We were not hungry, let alone Xiaoqian, so she agreed to her.

Gao Xiaowei didn't bring the clothes to change. Seeing our agreement, she slipped into a clothing store. The clerk greeted attentively: "What kind of clothes do you want to choose?"

Gao Xiaowei said: "I want to buy pants."

The clerk glanced at her and held back a smile and said, "Little sister, are you Ha Han or Ha Ri?"

I touched Kim Seong-woo: "Do you know the difference between Korean and Japanese styles?"

Kim Seung-budao: "You said."

“Korean pants are very long?”

“Japanese pants are very short?”

"No, Japanese people don't wear pants."

Kim Seung-woo: “…”

Gao Xiaowei didn't know if she was influenced by me in the end, so she chose a pair of pants that looked normal although she had many pockets. She came out of the fitting room and asked Xiaoqian: "Sister, how about it?"

Xiaoqian said: "No, it looks pretty."

"That's it." Gao Xiaowei asked the clerk to wrap the old pants and jumped in her new pants to change the place.

Next to the shoe cabinet, Gao Xiaowei took a fancy to a pair of sandals that could expose her toes. She stepped on her shoes and looked down at her toes and asked us: "What color of toenails do you think I'm dyeing beautiful?"

Jin Chengwu pulled Wu Yongsheng and said, "Old Wu, you can also change your outfits, shoes, clothes, etc."

Old Wu waved his hands repeatedly: "I am so old and still dress up. Just look at me and buy something for that girl Xiaoqian."

After he said this, Gao Xiaowei immediately said, "Yes, sister, why don't you buy anything? Isn't someone paying the bill?"

Xiaoqian said shyly: "I'm pretty good with this."

"What's the good thing? You have to change your clothes-" Gao Xiaowei pointed to the dazzling array of shoes and said, "Start with the shoes first. This pair will look comfortable, come and try it!" Xiaoqian sighed after hearing this and walked away resentfully.

Gao Xiaowei asked me in wonder: "What's wrong with Sister Xiaoqian?"

I had to whisper to her: "Your sister Xiaoqian's legs are heavy..."

Gao Xiaowei was stunned and then confused, "Then isn't it enough for her to wear pants?"

"Uh..." I found that this girl was still saved, and she was not mainstream, and her mind was not broken. I had to continue lying, "You little sister, she still has athlete's foot, afraid of taking off her shoes-" Without a few words, a girl was so good that she would be terrible from now on.

Gao Xiaowei stopped asking.

After walking for half the afternoon, everyone's things turned into two packs. Even Old Wu was forced to buy a suit, so we started looking for a place to eat.

Kim Chengwu swore: "Don't be afraid of spending money, pick the expensive ones."

I slapped my thigh: "What are you hesitating about? Royal Private Vegetarian, walk!"

Old Wu said awkwardly: "I won't go, right?"

I whispered, "Do you think it's appropriate for you to go now?"

Kim Seung-budao: "It's better not to eat it."

Old Wu said: "You eat me and watch?"

Kim Seung-budao: "Why buy you a bottle of fertilizer and go with us?"

I hurriedly said, "I don't have to bring my own drinks there."

Royal Private Cuisine is the best-class Chinese restaurant in our local area. I really dare to ask you for two or three hundred at a meeting. However, it is said that chefs have been the leader in TV competitions, so whether you like to eat the limelight or face, you can satisfy it. Of course, the premise is that you have money.

As soon as I came in, I was shocked by the magnificent emperor throne facing me. Many people who came to eat were taking the time to take turns to take photos, some of whom were worried about the country and the people, and some were debauchery. Below the throne were two rows of opposite mahogany round tables, with wide spacing, and all the chopsticks and racks on the table were exquisite, which really made me want to have a great banquet for the ministers.

A waitress dressed in a Qing Dynasty palace maid put her handkerchief on her shoulder and bowed and said, "Please come with me, please."

Kim Seong-woo laughed and said, "This place is fun."

Xiaoqian pulled the corner of my clothes and said in surprise: "Don't the emperor have disappeared?"

I told her: "It's all fake, now we are the emperor."

After leaving the seat, the waiter handed over the silk menu. I didn't look at the dishes, but I was stunned by the price behind the dishes. It was the first time I came to this place.

Jin Chengwu took it directly: "I'll order it! I'll put on a set of four dried fruits and four candied fruits first. What is jade agate?"

The waiter said: "It's just a shallot and tofu."

"... Let's have a plate, this 'Snowfall Flame Mountain' is sugar-mixed tomatoes, right?"

Waiter: "Yeah."

"... Let's have a plate, this green dragon crosses the sea--"

"Cucumber dipping sauce!" I said, "Please just get a hard dish, don't be fooled."

Kim Seung-woo turned back: "What is the name of the trotter of the jelly pig in your place?"

"The trapped beasts still fight."

"Where are the boiled fish?"

"The third prince is in trouble."

"Give me one."

As he ordered the dishes, Kim Seung-woo's face changed drastically as he flipped over and threw the menu there. I picked it up and saw a dish called "Huokuan Sanzu Jinwu". I was so happy that I asked the waiter in a low voice: "What is this?"

The waiter smiled and explained to me patiently: "Do you want the roasted crow?"

"Uh, forget it."

Gao Xiaowei shouted: "I'm going to eat pork potato chips!"

"Okay, what's the name of the potato chips you've ever been?"

"It's called "oiled potato chips."

"That……"

Seeing that I seemed to have some problems, the waiter said with a smile: "Fish-flavored shredded pork is called the first mix in history."
Chapter completed!
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