Chapter 190 Second Aunt
The second uncle pulled the Nine-tailed Fox away from Old Lady Bai and told what happened.
He and Old Mrs. Bai are actually in the same group. Their purpose is just to test the Nine-tailed Fox. There is no divination at all. They are just tricks to fool the Nine-tailed Fox. Becoming an immortal is the destiny of heaven and earth. Even Old Mrs. Bai will never do it.
You may dare to speculate on God's will and divine the greatest secrets.
I understand, it turns out that none of it is true. From the beginning, it was the second uncle’s test of the nine-tailed fox. He was afraid that one day the nine-tailed fox would kill me if its position changed, or for profit? Then put it this way
If so, I probably know what the other two hexagrams are.
To be honest, not only the second uncle, but also me would like to know the answer. The nine-tailed fox is so strong. If it changes its mind and kills me, the problem will be very serious.
However, she seemed to have passed the test and was not willing to kill me, even if she could not become an immortal.
"Hmph, how brave you are, you actually dare to join forces to deceive me!" The nine-tailed fox snorted coldly, seeming a little angry.
The second uncle is also serious. You should tell me in advance that you are trying to fool a nine-tailed fox. What are you doing to punish me? I almost died and even had diarrhea for a week.
"Don't be angry, Fox Fairy. I have no choice but to do this. Xiaoyang is the only child in the family. I must ensure that he is safe and at least the people around him are not in danger. I hope you can understand."
The second uncle apologized quickly, even kicked me, and asked me to quickly thank my master. With such a master, I cannot be grateful. And without the nine-tailed fox just now, I would be dead.
I knelt down on the spot, kowtowed to the nine-tailed fox and shouted: "Thank you for your kindness, Master. I am willing to work as a cow or a horse for Master in the next life. All you have to do is give me grass."
"Wait a minute, what you said is a bit wrong, isn't it?" The second uncle frowned.
"You two uncles and nephews sing and sing together. It would be a waste not to talk about cross talk. I have no time to accompany you to make trouble."
The nine-tailed fox moved and disappeared, leaving only a gust of demonic wind.
I quickly stood up, patted my second uncle on the shoulder and said it was okay. The nine-tailed fox loves me to the core and will not be angry. At most, it will hate you and has nothing to do with me.
The second uncle suddenly stared at me: "What, you think you are very humorous? We haven't seen you for a while, how dare you talk to the second uncle?"
I gave myself two big mouths and didn't dare to speak anymore.
"Call me Second Aunt." Second Uncle suddenly said again.
"Second aunt? Where are you putting it?" When I heard this, I was a little happy. My second uncle, who has been single for thousands of years, actually has a woman? Of course I was happy for him, but when I looked around, there was no other woman. We were the only ones in the room.
Three, me, my second uncle, and Mrs. Bai.
Wait, shit!
"She...she..." I looked at Old Mrs. Bai, and then swallowed nervously.
The second uncle nodded.
"Fuck!" I was so shocked that my jaw almost dropped to the ground. The second uncle's operation was like wiping my butt with gauze, exposing my hand.
"Second uncle, are you serious? She is not a human being!" I quickly asked seriously, this matter is not a joke.
The second uncle rolled his eyes at me: "Where are you thinking? We are in platonic love, understand? We won't do anything else. This is why I don't get married."
"Then... that's okay, as long as there is love in your heart, everything else doesn't matter, but..." I quickly pulled my second uncle aside, "Can we find a younger and more beautiful demon, this old lady Bai?"
She looks older than my grandma, right?"
The second uncle suddenly snapped his fingers and said to Old Mrs. Bai: "It's just superficial appearance. Make it look better for my eldest nephew."
As soon as the second uncle's voice fell, the old lady Bai immediately transformed into a great beauty, young and beautiful, with fair skin, tall and plump figure, but this time it was the second uncle who was not worthy of her.
That's not all, Old Mrs. Bai is constantly changing, and she can even become a popular star, or a "teacher" in the education industry.
At this time, the second uncle lit a cigarette and said a little arrogantly: "You can never imagine the happiness of the second uncle, you know a hammer!"
I was suddenly speechless. Your uncle will always be your uncle. There is indeed a time.
No matter how powerful you are, you can only have one woman at most, or if you are rich and powerful, you can have several, but my second uncle is the most awesome. As long as he has one Bai Xian, he will have all the women.
Who can imagine the joy of playing.
No wonder, Bai Xian would help him deceive the nine-tailed fox. This is not a good job. The old lady Bai might be injured in the fight just now.
Moreover, my second uncle obviously wants to eat Bai Xian's soft rice. This reminds me of a saying: a female college student holds a gold brick, a female college student who is thirty years old will be given a country, a female college student who is three hundred will be given an elixir, and a female college student who is three hundred will be given an elixir.
Immortal class, the female Queen Mother of Thirty Thousands feeds.
Awesome, awesome! Compared with my second uncle, I feel that my grandpa is much inferior. How old is Bai Xian? Even if he is not as powerful as Fox Immortal, he must have a lot of treasures and money.
Second uncle, you will definitely be my role model in the future!
"Second Aunt!" I bowed deeply and shouted loudly.
The master is a nine-tailed fox fairy, and the second aunt also made a white fairy. Two of the five wild fairies are covering me. I can't walk sideways from now on?
Wonderful!
"Good boy, you don't have to be so polite." Bai Xian smiled from ear to ear. Although he was a demon, he still wanted to be recognized as a demon, but he just didn't know how his second uncle got together with Bai Xian.
But later when I saw the photos of my second uncle when he was young, I suddenly realized that he looked similar to me. He was extremely handsome and handsome. But I thought something was wrong. Then wouldn’t I look like my second uncle when I get older? It scared me for three days.
I never fell asleep. From that day on, I started applying facial masks.
"Second Aunt, don't say anything yet. Please erase your name for me first."
After I came back to my senses, I quickly said to Bai Xian. She nodded and waved her hand. The name on the six soul flags disappeared immediately. I breathed a sigh of relief. This second uncle was really testing the nine-tailed fox.
What do I do?
"Why am I messing with you? It's none of my business that Nine-tailed Fox asked you to write it?" The second uncle said quickly, he will not bear the blame.
It seems right, but thinking about it this way, the nine-tailed fox may have had murderous intentions at that time, and may have wanted to use the Six Soul Banner to harm me. This is why she didn't tell me how to crack the Six Soul Banner.
But in the end, she still couldn't do it, which meant that she had a crush on me. This test was considered passed. Even in the face of the temptation of becoming an immortal, she didn't change her attitude towards me, and she didn't betray the agreement she made with my grandfather to protect me for the rest of my life.
"Second Uncle, does this Six Soul Flag belong to me?" I asked quickly. Since we are a family anyway, it's hard to say. Can Second Aunt not give it to me? If she doesn't give me face, I have to give it to Er.
Uncle’s face!
"This thing is not suitable for you. I came here not only for the nine-tailed fox, but also for the things your grandfather told me." The second uncle said.
Chapter completed!