The second uncle said that everything was false and was just a play between him and Bai Xian, just to test the nine-tailed fox fairy's loyalty to me.
I believe this, but don’t pretend to be real. Where is my 10 billion? Give it back to me!
I just stretched out my hand to ask for money, and suddenly my second uncle slapped me in the palm. It hurt so much that I almost shed tears.
"Money, money, money, you are going to be poor. What money do you want? Besides, it is dirty money. Seven days have passed. If you dare to ask for it, just take it yourself!" The second uncle waved his hands, meaning that I
No matter what, Bai Xian looked at me with a smile and didn't intend to stop me. He even made a gesture of invitation. The check was in the merit box. I could take it as I pleased and they had no objection.
"Just take it, I'm still afraid of you!"
Are you trying to bluff me? I'm super brave, okay? The husband and wife want to deceive me, so don't even think about it.
I quickly reached into the merit box, but the strange thing was that there was another hand in the merit box, a cold ghost hand, which scared me so much that I quickly shrank back.
I heard that if you grab money from a ghost, you will be dragged into hell. This kind of ghost is very powerful and cannot be dealt with by magic, otherwise Aunt Bai would not have told me to spend it all in seven days.
"Second uncle, there are ghost hands in it." I said quickly, "Will the ghost take that check?"
The second uncle chuckled and shook his head: "Don't worry, this is to honor the Buddha. Evil spirits dare not take it. If you take it out, it will definitely be gone."
Although the second uncle's method is good, it is of no use. The money will never be spent! Why give flowers to Buddha? What can he buy? Buy Guanyin Bodhisattva for a night?
"You kid, please keep your mouth clean, you have offended the gods, and I can't protect you, my second uncle. Don't worry about this money. You can keep it with your second uncle like lucky money for now, and I will give it to you later." The second uncle patted his chest and promised.
, but he told me the same thing when I was a kid, and until now I haven’t seen a penny of my New Year’s money.
"And the second uncle can promise you that I can turn this money into real money for you to spend, not dirty money." The second uncle looked serious, not like he was joking.
Dark money can become real money, and heaven and earth can become RMB? Is this...possible?
But the second uncle didn’t look like he was lying to me. He is the most honest person in our family, the kind of honest person who picks up shit and doesn’t even eat it. I can only reluctantly believe him for the time being, but he is very cunning. I asked him what method he used.
, he didn’t say anything, but asked me to finish what grandpa told me first.
I thought that ten copper coins was my grandfather's final message, but later I realized that everything was just the beginning.
I quickly asked my grandfather what else he had told me, and whether he had left me a lot of good things?
The second uncle shook his head and said of course not. In fact, all the things my grandfather left me have been given to me, and the next thing to do is more difficult. He wants to help me change my life!
"Change my destiny? Am I not a Qilin? Do I still have to change my destiny?" I was confused after hearing what my second uncle said.
My life is already one in a million, why should I change it again?
The second uncle said it's not this, it's my poor life, which is the three shortcomings of the five shortcomings, money, life and power.
I became interested as soon as I heard it. Who wants to be a poor man? I made so much money and basically didn’t spend it much. It was all lost to the nine-tailed fox. It would be great if I could change this.
But the five shortcomings and three shortcomings seem to be impossible to change at all. They are destined. Grandpa actually wants to help me change this? Is it true or false?
My second uncle asked me not to get excited and listen to him slowly.
Under normal circumstances, the five shortcomings and three shortcomings cannot be corrected, but it is not absolute.
In fact, people's lives can be changed, it just depends on whether you have the ability and whether you are tough enough!
What does hardness mean? It means that it cannot be killed by lightning, so it is called hardness.
If you change your destiny against the will of heaven, God will punish you. The more you change, the greater the thunder disaster will be. Those who are good at divination can use the art of covering the sky to hide from the sky and cross the sea to escape the thunder disaster. They can use the art of yin and yang to fight against the heaven and earth.
Those who are good at magic use their bodies to block calamities, overcome Yin and Yang, and reverse the universe. Those who are not destined to be hard will surely die.
When it comes to divination, I'm not as good as grandpa, but when it comes to magic, I can surpass him, so if I'm lucky, I can change some things. Whether I can succeed in the end depends on my luck.
If you follow the yin and yang, you only get money and beauty, and if you live in poverty, you might as well let me go home and plant sweet potatoes, so my grandfather left his last words and asked my second uncle to help me change the money in the three shortcomings, that is, I am a poor ghost. Life.
The second uncle said that there are four major Feng Shui families in this city, the head of which is named Shen.
The Shen family has a forbidden area called the Tomb of Thousand Corpses. There is a bone temple in the Tomb of Thousand Corpses. There is a corpse coffin in the temple, and in the corpse coffin lies a zombie that is ten thousand years old.
As soon as my second uncle said this, I immediately followed his lead and stopped him from continuing.
"Second uncle, are you exaggerating? Our country has only a few years of history, five thousand years! How old is our onmyoji? Are you talking about ten thousand year zombies?" I quickly reminded me that such zombies really exist. Can I go to him? Can I go and feed him?
What is the concept of ten thousand years? Even if it is a pig, it has already become a spirit. A ten thousand year corpse can smoke you to death as soon as you open your mouth. I am the son of Qilin, not Qilin, big brother!
The second uncle scratched his head, as if he was also confused. He must have said this to his grandfather. His reaction at the time was exactly the same as mine. Even the words he said were exactly the same. A few questions.
"Then what's Grandpa's answer?" I asked quickly. There must be some explanation for this matter. I don't believe in the ten-thousand-year-old corpse.
"Your grandpa didn't say anything. He slapped me on the spot and talked a lot of nonsense about me!" the second uncle replied expressionlessly.
I:"……"
"I'm sorry, please continue talking, I'm listening."
He who knows the current affairs is a hero!
The second uncle then said that after opening the coffin and seeing the corpse of Ten Thousand Years, he would cut off his head and bring it back. Then he would tell me the next step, otherwise I wouldn't be able to come back and it would be in vain.
I don’t know what to say, and you... also know that I won’t be able to come back! It’s really a ten thousand-year-old corpse, can I cut off his head? The zombie has been made of copper skin and iron bones for thousands of years, how can I cut it off?
"Second uncle, can you not do this job?"
I refused, it was a bit scary just thinking about it.
The second uncle nodded and said yes, he could even do whatever he wanted with me, because it was changing my life, not his. I could do whatever I wanted, but I would have to endure poverty for the rest of my life.
A lifetime of poverty! Thinking about it this way, it seems more terrifying than a corpse that lasts ten thousand years.
"Second uncle, I'm going!" I changed my words again.
"You figured it out so quickly?" The second uncle chuckled, "You are such a damn talent."
"You can go, but can you give me something to defend myself?" I drooled looking at the Six Soul Flag. I suffered a lot for it, and I was unwilling to take it away!
Chapter completed!