Chapter 4
It’s okay if you have a psychopath, but you still have Alzheimer’s disease. This game can’t be played!
"Ahem, they are both experts who my brother finally invited. They have never been careless. Don't care about the details, just get used to it!" Wang **si quickly smoothed out the situation, otherwise it would really be a breakup.
Because the purpose of coming this time is dangerous and harsh, it is not possible for people without real talent and knowledge.
"Why, the Taoist priest and the master have any objections to what I just said?" Li Keng's father broke free from petrochemicals. What surprised him was not the sharp lines of the two masters, but that he actually disagreed with his own analysis.
"Yes, there are big opinions, and I know a little about Feng Shui, but I am low-key, so I don't say that, but I have more houses facing south and north, and I haven't seen many people coming to suffer. It can be seen that there are other reasons!" Mo Zhenren was unceremonious and wanted to scold the latter for being a big fool.
"Yes, this is exactly what I want to say, and my private temple is located in the south and north!" Master Shi Piao agreed very actively.
The two guys demolished the tower very rudely, forcing Li Keng's father to get angry on the spot, blew his beard and glared, and said with a blushing face: "What do you know? I am professional in judging by geographical location. The so-called disaster may not necessarily come true to contemporary people, and it may also be borne by future generations!"
Those who do this job hate others and don’t believe him the most. Once the reputation is lost, it is equivalent to losing his job.
However, the two monks and Taoists were genuine and outspoken people, unlike those professional monks and Taoists, so they had the temperament of doing whatever they wanted, so they immediately began to refute again.
"Are you sure you are professional in geography? What does the geography expert eat?" The two masters smiled at each other, with funny smiles in their smiles.
The others were speechless. The two live treasures and the old-fashioned ones in front of them together formed a chattering chatter, which made the occasion that should have been serious.
"Stop making trouble, all the secrets are underground, this is a large tomb!" The old Mr. Yin and Yang were serious and interrupted to the point.
As soon as these words were spoken, Cao Nima's eyes suddenly turned sharp, and the others were all surprised that someone would build a house on the grave.
"Old man, you won't have the identity of a tomb robber, you can see the clues at a glance!" The beautiful soul scholar brought by Wang **si was amazed. He was very impolite. As the only opposite sex present, he was not reserved at all, and it was inconsistent with his beautiful appearance.
Her name is Xie Xiaosan, and her eyes are extremely watery. She stared closely at the depths of the ground, looking at it, and seemed to see something strange. As a soul scholar, how can I do without any specialties? This girl has yin and yang eyes like Cao Nima, but it was opened the day after tomorrow.
Yin and Yang eyes can be innate or artificially opened, but both are rare. The former has very little probability, while the latter has too much difficulty to open.
But after hearing the old Mr. Yin and Yang's words, the most nervous among everyone was Cao Nima, and hurriedly asked for the specific details.
"I am not a tomb robber, and I don't see any name. I know that the cemetery below was mentioned by my old friend Xia Chaoran!" said the old Mr. Yin and Yang.
Nani? At this moment, everyone was shocked and surprised.
"No, I know that this is a grave and a way to set up an altar for people who build houses. Is Xia Chaoran the second?" they wanted to say.
However, what Cao Nima is concerned about is not his father's IQ. From the words of Mr. Yin and Yang, it can be seen that Xia Chaoran has some understanding of this, so there is a big problem with his death.
The old Yin and Yang probably knew a lot, so Cao Nima continued to question, and finally the former was told in detail.
It turned out that Xia Chaoran had another hidden secret when he disappeared. He lost his life even though he knew that there was a tiger in the mountain and he was walking towards the tiger mountain. He also left a last word. He did not tell his son directly, but asked his old partner to tell him on his behalf. The content was ten words, "Life like a person, don't come and die!"
"Don't come and die..." Cao Nima gritted her teeth, and a kind of sadness arose inexplicably. Although she didn't like her father in this life, she still couldn't help but feel heartbroken at this moment. At this moment, he could feel Xia Chaoran's determination at that time, and must have encountered a dilemma, and finally did it even though she knew it was impossible.
Although the last words are not as said by a father, there is still fatherly love. If Cao Nima doesn't come to investigate, he will never know that Xia Chaoran is still warm. And the old Mr. Yin and Yang didn't tell him until now that his intention is obvious. It is better to know some things than not. Those who are familiar with it pretending to be confused and treat themselves well.
"So, the underground tombs are very informative and extremely dangerous!" Wang **si and others all looked extremely serious. After listening to the old Mr. Yin and Yang's explanation, they all felt cold in their palms.
They were not headless flies. When they came to the local area, they inquired about Xia Chaoran's life and knew that the latter was not an ordinary Yin and Yang Mr., and the place where such a powerful character could be enchanted was absolutely dangerous.
"I smelled the scent of the corpse, the kind that was not corrupt..." At this time, the corpse-driver suddenly shook his nose and squinted his eyes.
This is a taciturn master who has never talked to his teammates along the way and now he has noticed what he is interested in.
"Ye Yi, don't scare people. Is it a thousand-year-old corpse?" Xie Xiaosan was very excited and scared, thinking of the uncorrupted ancient corpse reported in the news.
A soul scholar is not afraid of ghosts but corpses, leaving the corpse-driver speechless.
"No, he said the kind that can move!" Master Gu helped answer, deliberately leaning into Xie Xiaosan's ear to blow, which made the latter tremble all over.
There are really zombies in this world? Not only is the only girl in the team trembling, but more than half of them have their hair upside down. This evil thing is not a joke.
"The Emperor Wuliang Tianzun, good, so good, don't panic, just zombies, if it's a woman, I'll just surrender. If it's a man, then it's a good price!" Master Shi Piao touched his shiny bald head and was full of beastly nature.
But although it smells of volunteering, it is not kind-hearted and pushes Master Mo Xian Er next to him forward.
"Oh, what are you doing with a bald donkey?" Mo Zhenren staggered and almost provoked his body. However, this guy was very skilled, and his toes could still stand firm for 45 degrees. Soon he turned around and took revenge on Master Shubiao and started to slap each other.
For a time, the two middle-aged and elderly people were learning to fight with children, which was not like monks who saw through the world. Everyone couldn't laugh without wanting to laugh.
boom!
A loud noise interrupted everyone's noise. Cao Nima was not in the mood to play happily with everyone. She had already exploded with the old Mr. Yin and Yang and entered the tomb passage in a hurry. The latter was even more familiar with the car and the road was ahead. I guess he had been here too, but he didn't dare to take risks like Xia Chaoran.
The tomb passage was extremely dark, and I couldn't see my five fingers when I reached out. It was full of treacherousness, and the hole opened above my head could not shine in the sunlight. Everyone fought one after another, turned on the mine lamp as soon as possible, and carefully explored the way.
The nine-person team is led by the old Onmyoji. The old man leads the way. Every few steps he takes will remind everyone to pay attention to until he has never reached a depth.
Soon, the section of road that the old Onmyoji was familiar with was completed, and the group did not encounter any danger, but then he stopped moving forward and did not dare to advance. At this moment, the tomb passage changed. Not only was it much spacious, but the construction materials also changed from mudstone to metal. The entire passage was seamlessly connected by inseparable metal blocks, like a puzzle.
No one knows this kind of metallic colorful color. When everyone stepped on it, they felt a burst of chill directly hit Yongquan, which was extremely cold.
"What kind of ghost metal is this? It can catch up with the refrigerator. No wonder the corpse-driver brother said there is a corpse that is not rotten!" Wang **si said curiously, his eyes rolled left and right, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed, and he said in surprise: "I understand, it is divine gold, it must be divine gold!"
He was extremely excited and had an occupational disease as if he had discovered a new world.
"I think you're also crazy!" Xie Xiaosan rolled his eyes. He had long been accustomed to this guy's dedication and losing his composure.
When asked about the basis, the former was forced, and it was just professional intuition.
Bad intuition! Everyone wants to curse. If the thing you have never seen before is a divine object, then the human demon can go to heaven.
"Please take care of it!" Suddenly, Zhenren Mo shouted urgently, which made everyone's nerves tense.
As a result, the next sentence made everyone faint collectively.
"I want to fart!"
Silently, a "chemical weapon" stinked the entire tomb passage.
But there was no time to get angry, because somehow the tenth figure appeared behind him, shaking, dancing and waving, awakening everyone.
"Ghost... No, what am I afraid of? I am a Taoist priest!" Zhenren Mo screamed, and realized that something was wrong when he spoke, so he changed his mouth and then pretended to be calm and clenched his nose.
"Haha, who is the female ghost, let me take you!" Master Shi Piao reacted quickly and met him.
However, he turned back halfway through, complaining with disappointment: "It's not a woman!"
"I @#0%..." The audience was so amused and wanted to peel the old bald donkey alive.
It is up to the mountains and mountains, and everyone runs. No one is reliable at the critical moment. Xia Han went into battle without saying a word, and reached into the old Taoist priest of Yin and Yang to grab a large handful of talismans, and then threw them back with the greatest strength. He did not forget to bite the latter's fingers and immobilize them with blood. He was learning the plot in the zombie film, which was a rush to make wisdom.
As a result, the old Mr. Yin and Yang groaned in pain, and a group of teammates were covered with "advertising posts", while the main owner was unscathed, shook his hideous head and roared forward.
Only then did everyone see the true face of Lushan, which was a real zombie with green face and fangs, angrily eyes of King Kong, and green corpse hair all over!
"Oh my god, there are really zombies!" The Gu Master shouted, not because of fear but excitement, and then shouted: "I like it!"
This guy was like two monks. Seeing the green-haired zombie not retreating but advancing, he opened his mouth and made a harsh and strange sound. Then countless insects flew from somewhere. In the blink of an eye, all of them drilled into the zombie's body, making the latter stand stiff on the spot and motionless.
This is not over yet. The next moment, the zombies start dancing. What dance should they do? Striptease!
As the Gu Master's whistle changes, the green-haired zombie is "very charming". Her heroic figure instantly softens, twisting her waist and lifting her hips to omnipotence...
"Puchi..." Everyone vomited.
That picture is so beautiful I dare not watch...
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!