Chapter 5 A Big Tomb
A zombie dances with dirty clothes, festering fouls, and a stinking body. It's so disgusting.
Only the corpse-driver had good concentration and had a gloomy forehead. He came to the side of the Gu Master and said coldly: "My man, you snatched my work!"
When these words were extraordinary, people trembled. It was so weird that there were so many this year. Just this thing was still robbing business? However, it seems that it is indeed necessary to be a corpse craftsman to deal with corpses. In terms of professional level, it is not the turn of the Gu master.
However, things have come to this point and it is impossible to repeat them. The most important thing is to stop the green-haired zombie as soon as possible, which is eye-catching!
"It's not as good as mine!" Finally, Li Keng's father's comments were loud, and everyone couldn't beat him up.
So, as a punishment, everyone chose him to pioneer the Tao in one fell swoop. Feng Shui masters are experts in this field, and talents should not be wasted!
"Ahem, since you sincerely begged me, I will accept it reluctantly. But I am saying that I am going east, and I will immediately start saying that you have to go east, and that you have to go west, and that you have to go west, and that you have to go west, and that you have to go forward, and that you have to stop at the death gate. If something goes wrong... then, that is, you are blindly trusting and I am not responsible!" He solemnly stated that he was a little proud of his words.
The next second, this guy decisively called for a group fight.
"Ouch, it hurts..." Li Keng's father screamed, his skin was blue and swollen, and he went forward to explore the way honestly.
The green-haired zombie followed closely, with long corpse hair pressing against Li Dafengshui Master's back, intimate contact, deterrent effect and stimulating.
"Wait, be careful!"
But after walking a few steps, Li Keng's father called to stop, and illuminated the flashlight under his feet, and found an ant with an unusual look.
It is very abnormal to have ants in this place because they have reached the depths of the tomb, and there is no food to survive. So everyone is cautious and not wrong, watching this little thing, for fear of something evil.
Suddenly, Wang **si's movements became a little big, and her curiosity killed the cat. She thought this thing was also a magical object, so she touched it with her hands, but she was accidentally bitten and screamed in pain, and a big swelling of the wound was swollen.
"Ah... I'm poisoned. Miss San, please help me with artificial respiration!" He instinctively rushed towards Xie Miss San.
Those who are close to the vermilion are red and those who are close to the ink are black. This guy has the problem of taking advantage of it, for fear that he will die like this and leave some great regrets, so he has to eat tofu before he dies.
But what he was in was not a fatal toxin, but the pain was unbearable. This kind of ant was called a corpse-eating ant and was not very toxic.
"Don't you, you're not my sister's baby!" Xie Xiaosan would not let the molested man succeed, and successfully avoid this pervert's pounce.
The king of kings was unable to stop and could steal chickens and lose rice. He fell on the spot and was covered in dust. So he felt embarrassed and retreated to the second best. He bowed his head and bit the corpse ant. He had a head and a debt, and he wanted to fight back.
"Stop, God has the virtue of being alive, don't hurt his life, let me save it!" Master Shi Piao hurriedly stopped him, and sat cross-legged on Wang **si's back, which made the latter feel angry.
"Wuliang Tianzun, oh no, Amitabha, @~%..." Shi Piao began to recite Puduzhi, and was silly and humble.
Seeing this, Mr. Yin and Yang and other serious people were full of dark thoughts and sighed that Cao Nima had found some inappropriate and formed this smoky team!
Because more than half of the teammates are so nonsensical, either they are more stubborn or less stubborn, or they are just wrong.
At this time, the monk Shi Piao was very compassionate and sang to the ant. He also used wooden fish to use local materials, and his fingers knocked on the back of Wang **si's head.
"Ah... Dead bald donkey, recite your sister's scriptures, get up quickly!" Wang ** was furious and couldn't stand the weight of the dead monk.
Because the other party was very unkind, he used the plum blossom stake and his martial arts skills, which made him unable to get up at all.
However, roaring was useless, and Shubiao ignored it at all. He suddenly changed to chat halfway through the scriptures and talked to the little ant about his ideals. He talked to himself and kept spitting on Wang **sil's arm.
"Oh my God, who will save me!" Wang **si was about to cry. This was a life-threatening suffering.
Finally, the bystanders could not bear to watch. Xie Xiaosan stood up without grudges and was very righteous, which made Wang **si overjoyed.
"True love is revealed in times of adversity. I know that as long as the mistress treats me the best, the mistress has love and love. The song is indeed correct. I swear from now on..." Wang **si burst into tears, but she stopped halfway through her words.
I saw that Xie Xiaosan’s rescue target was not him, but the corpse-eating ant, worried that the old bald donkey’s Buddhist teachings would be too powerful and torture the small animals to death.
"Master, please let that ant go!" Xie Xiaosan also had the heart of a Bodhisattva, and then he lost his moral integrity in the next sentence: "Let me do it!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ah, hello, hello..." Xie Xiaosan sang loudly, showing off his voice, and sang a divine song "Tenius" vividly, and he couldn't stop at all.
Everyone: "…………”
This really doesn’t consider the feeling of the tomb passage!
In the end, the corpse-eating ant couldn't bear it anymore and could not stand this level of "ultrasound" and went to the west...
For this, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and their ears were finally able to be quiet.
Unexpectedly, this is not the end. The old bald donkey felt lost and roared miserably: "Sin, sin, brother Ant will go all the way, I will help you to save me!"
"Mooebammy...@$#..."
There was another "natural sound", and everyone present had their faces twitching. What kind of companions are they? They are all gods and people, and the treasure in the treasure is endless.
However, Zhenren Mo frowned and stared at the tomb wall of the corpse-eating ant.
"Everyone retreats, the bald donkey's Buddhist mantra cannot suppress the ant colony!" he said anxiously.
Ant colony? The dreamer woke up with a word, and Cao Nima and others were shocked.
The next moment, the mutation suddenly broke out, and the tomb wall in front suddenly peeled off, falling layer by layer into piles, and then spread out, rushing towards everyone in black.
"Ah... Master, run away!"
The scream suddenly started. While everyone retreated urgently, they were also worried about the safety of the prostitute. After all, this guy was the first to be affected.
Unfortunately, time is too hasty, and Master Shubiao was instantly flooded by the ant colony!
"I'm my mother, are they corpse-eating ants or marching ants? They can also be eaten by living people?!" The Gu Master was moved and had a headache.
But he was not panicked, took out a piccolo and blew it quickly.
The sound of the flute was very effective. The ant colony paused when he heard the sound, as if he was facing a great enemy. He then slowly retreated and did not dare to attack. A few minutes later, the place recovered as usual, and everyone was in danger and there were no casualties. Master Shi Piao was also strange. Except for the damaged monk's robes, the outer surface of the body was not injured, and the copper-skin-shaped bones, golden bell covers or iron cloth shirts were trained to an extremely high level.
"Be careful, human-shaped monsters appear in front of you!"
Suddenly, an impatient and rude voice made everyone feel angry. Wang **si suspected of having an occupational disease again, so she twisted the flashlight and smashed it to the place where she released the prostitute.
"Stop making trouble!" Cao Nima immediately took this guy, knowing that he wanted to take the opportunity to avenge his previous revenge.
At this moment, Cao Nima smiled slightly on her face, feeling very pleased. The team in her hand was very powerful. Whether it was Gu's insect control skills or Buddhist skills to release prostitutes, they were all very powerful. Experts are among the people, and this statement really makes some sense.
"Everyone is very energetic, don't be careless. My dad is an all-round Yin and Yang gentleman. He is well-versed in many skills such as Qimen Dunjia, Yin and Yang Bagua, drawing talismans and chanting mantras, and the Five Elements. But he still fell into trouble here. I hope you all show your magical powers and don't have any reservations!" He gave an order in the tone of his employer, indirectly announcing his true intention to come here as fulfilled.
Everyone continued to move forward, the tomb passage was still so dark, the lights were weak and quite dim, as if even half of the light had been sucked away. At the same time, the temperature was getting lower and lower, and it changed from a cool and icy cold.
Therefore, everyone was affected and was infected by this atmosphere. It was quiet and depressing. Only the footsteps were heard and there was rhythm in the messy.
The tomb was too deep and the tomb passage was too long. After walking for more than half an hour, I still couldn't see the tomb chamber. Li Keng's compass was unsteady and had already failed.
"Look at my Feng Shui secret technique!" He growled, put away his compass and pinched his hands quickly, and then hesitated for a while, and his eyes lit up: "This scene is just a tomb passage, so the gate of Sheng is right in front of him!"
"……………” Everyone was speechless when they heard this, and they had the urge to beat him up. This is something that fools know. What does it have to do with your Feng Shui secret technique?
Just then, a beautiful voice came, responding to Li Keng's father, as if he was spitting out words in the tomb.
"Reversely, the entrance is the only gate of life, and the end point is the gate of death!"
This is a woman's voice, crisp and unremarkable, like a blowing flute, or a gurgling sound in the rapids.
"Who?" Everyone spoke in unison, staring at the darkness ahead, feeling a thorn in their backs.
Even the Taoist monks who had always been very nervous were full of solemn faces and were ready to go.
Because everyone instinctively felt that their lives were instinctively dangerous and their souls were throbbing.
Suddenly, the deep tomb passage was lit up, and oil lamps were spontaneously ignited not far ahead, swaying yellow-green flames, gloomy and very terrifying. What was bizarre is that the oil lamps were hung upside down at the top of the tomb passage, and there was no lamp oil inside it, only a wick was hung in a dry pottery bowl.
Looking at the lights, the tomb passage was straight, and all the scenery ahead was clear at a glance, but it was empty and there was no ghost shadow.
Could it be that I was hallucinating? A group of people looked at each other, and they could clearly hear it clearly just now, and it was impossible for everyone to hear it wrong. Besides, the oil lamp appeared too strangely. No one noticed that there was a lampstand above his head along the way, as if it had changed out of thin air.
"This thing seems...!" Wang **si suddenly spoke out, extremely excited, as if she was very familiar with this thing. Suddenly everyone's eyes turned to him, waiting for the following text with suspicion.
"It seems like the toilet is sucking!" As soon as the following article was revealed, everyone had a stomachache on the spot.
"Do you still want to be suppressed?" Master Shi Piao couldn't help it and pointed at Wang **'s nose to train.
Zhenren Mo also followed the trend: "Do you still want to be suppressed?"
Li Keng’s father was also merciless: “Do you still want to be suppressed?”
Master Gu: "Do you still want to be suppressed?"
...
For a time, all the people scolded this guy, and they used the same sentence.
But Wang **Si Dead Pig is not afraid of boiling water. When Xie Xiaosan also said this, he immediately nodded and agreed, staring at the latter hornyly.
The consequence is that the tigress is shaking with great might. Wang **si replaced Li Keng's father's job and went forward to lead the way.
Chapter completed!