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Chapter Twelve A Day in the Life of a Househusband

The thief will not leave empty-handed, uh, okay, the wording is not quite accurate, but the meaning is similar. After suffering so much in one night, the wind and the rain, climbing up and down with my life, it is too much

After all the hard work, it was unjustifiable to return empty-handed, and his own conscience would feel uneasy, so Wang Bushit decided to bring something back. When he came down from upstairs, there was no rooster crowing. When he saw Wang Bushit, these chickens were decisive.

He closed his mouth and cowered. Without hesitation, Wang Bushi walked in and stretched out two hands, one in each hand. He was very fast. The frightened chickens didn't even have a chance to resist and were caught by Wang Bushi.

As for the neck, Wang Busui broke the neck with a little force. Practice makes perfect. As someone who often kills chickens, this is really not worth mentioning. For those who still use knives to kill chickens, Wang Busui still despises them.

, How can you use a bull's knife to kill a chicken? You can't use a bull's knife, you can't use any knife, you can use both hands.

It has to be said that not only do the vegetables in Li Zheng's family grow well, but even the chickens are much stronger than those in ordinary people's homes. Li Zheng and Li Baoguo are indeed a master of getting rich. He is the only one in the village who lives in a small Western-style house.

He was holding two chickens in one hand and had one hand free. This was not good, so Wang Bushu packed up the eggs in the chicken coop and went to the vegetable field to pick a few tomatoes. He kept the chickens.

Eat it at night and make some tomato and egg soup in the morning. It will taste good.

Seeing the king leave without death, the surviving chickens obviously felt a lot more at ease. Facing such a beast, which is more terrifying than a weasel, it is really not easy to stay alive. If chickens could talk, they would definitely say with emotion, "It's good to be alive."

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After a night of fighting, Wangcai was probably satisfied. He stood in front of the kennel full of energy, which was in huge contrast to Li Baoguo's sluggish appearance.

Wangcai lolled his tongue and waggled his tail. He was surrounded by the big yellow dog and the pups. The big yellow dog cuddled up to Wangcai, looking very satisfied. The pups gathered around Wangcai and jumped around for a while.

After falling down and getting up again, it was like a warm scene of family reunion, very beautiful and touching.

Wang Busui couldn't bear to ruin such a scene, but it would be dawn soon. When Li Baoguo woke up, it was estimated that Wangcai would soon turn into dog meat hot pot, and it would definitely be delicious.

With a greeting, Wangcai left his whole family behind. It turns out that men still value brotherly loyalty.

Wangcai was very happy all night. He was bouncing and energetic all the way. Wang Busheng looked a little funny. The beast is really a beast, and he can be satisfied so easily.

The road up the mountain was overgrown with weeds. Because few people walked on it, the grass had already reached the knees. Wangcai ran very fast without being affected at all. The same was true for Wang Bushi. The wind was blowing under his feet and the potholes in the grass were stirring.

Wang BuSi's speed had no impact at all. The only impact was that the morning dew wet Wang BuSi's clothes.

Back on the mountain, Wang Bushit didn't feel tired after not resting all night. He plucked the feathers, peeled the skin, washed the chicken, put it into a large water tank, and then started to fetch water. The conditions on the mountain were still very harsh, and the water could only be used.

I carried it on my own shoulders, one monk carried the water and two monks carried the water. Fortunately, there were no three people in the ruined temple.

I don't have the habit of getting up early, and I was in a bad mood last night, so I probably didn't succeed in going to bed early and getting up early, so I should still be sleeping at this moment.

After fetching the water, Wang Bu Shei started to cook. If there were no ingredients, just add oil and salt to taste. Too much oil and salt would easily make you sick. He poured in the water and put the eggs and tomatoes in. Obviously, Wang Bu Shei

I have forgotten the memories of my previous life, and I have not retained even the cooking skills of my previous life, so that cooking is so simple and I do not pursue excellence. If you peel the tomatoes and chew them, the meat will be crooked, which will affect the taste.

It's wood that's being burned, and even though it's smoky, no environmental protection department will put a seal on your pot.

When the water in the pot boils, the tomato and egg soup is ready. At this time, Lao Immortal is also awake. No one needs to shout, just the fragrance.

Breakfast is very simple, a bowl of egg soup for each person, and a steamed bun left over from yesterday. Li Zheng's family is short of women, so the steamed buns are not very delicious, so he has to make do with it. He still loves Wang Bu Si and Lao Bu Si very much.

All the eggs were picked into Wang Busheng's bowl.

To use the old saying, I have to save my stomach and eat chicken at night.

After eating, he began to repeat the required lessons every day. Lao Bu Si took a bath, put on a green Taoist robe, tied around his waist with a ribbon, and then put on his feet the thousand-layer soles that the common people carried. Of course Wang Bu Si couldn't do it, Lao Bu Si.

Neither could I die, nor could Li Zheng. Fortunately, Li Zheng had money and bought a few pairs. When I saw that he couldn't wear them, I borrowed a pair, and the size was a bit too big, so I had to put an extra pair inside.

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Facing the half bronze mirror, Lao Immortal carefully trimmed his few beards. This was Lao Immortal's most proud place. His three strands of beautiful beard were definitely a killer weapon for young women. It is said that Zhang Juzheng, the late powerful official, had a beautiful beard.

This is also an important reason for attracting Queen Mother Li.

Although there was no queen mother in the Ming Dynasty, after giving birth to Zhu Xiluo, Zhu’s mother went to the Western Heaven to be happy, but there were many people like Lao Immortal who dressed themselves up in the morning.

Carefully squeezing away the blackheads on his face, Lao Bu Shei also completed his task this morning. The next step is to drink tea. Haha, there is no need to doubt the source of the tea. You know, even if eating is a problem, Lao Bu Shei will not be so poor in life.

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And Wang Busheng began another day of hardship,

The Tao can be Tao, but it is not Tao. The name can be named, but it is not named.

Nothing is called the beginning of heaven and earth, and Being is called the mother of all things.

If you don't understand its meaning and don't smell its smell, it's like this every day. Wang Busheng has long been tired of it, and he has no intention of becoming a Taoist priest. What's the use of reading these books every day.

However, Wang Bushi did not resist, fearing that he would be beaten.

There are rules to be found in the life of an old man. After drinking tea, it’s time to play on the computer, and today is no exception.

Finally, I don't have to squat, generate electricity, or ride a bicycle. At least my hands can rest.

It's just that the old man turned on the computer and closed it after a while. His expression was solemn and he was lost in thought. He didn't even play his favorite chicken game.

It's rare to see Lao BuSheng like this, so Wang BuSi didn't dare to disturb him and just sat in the car to rest.

I don't know how long it took, but the old man stood up and walked back into the house.

Wang Bu was stunned for a moment. What was going on? What should he do? He didn't leave a message.

In this case, Wang Busui will give himself a day off. Well, a vacation means not having to practice, and it does not mean lying on the bed and sleeping. In the words of the old man, sleeping for more than eight hours a day is a waste of life.

Therefore, Wang Bushit did not run back to the house to sleep. Instead, he took a shower, changed his clothes, and then started washing and scrubbing. Lao Bushit was a very clean person and had to change his clothes every day.

Immortal also followed Lao Immortal and developed this habit. He washed the clothes and hung them to dry in the yard. Seeing that the weather was very good today, he washed the sheets and blankets again, and then cleaned the yard. The branches and leaves were swept into a pile for the fire at night.

, children from poor families must know how to live. Save if you can. There are too few good men like Wang Busheng who live at home. They are definitely the first choice for thousands of girls in the Ming Empire to choose a spouse. Of course, the premise is that Wang Busheng has money.

.The specific number is uncertain, but when Han Xin orders troops, the more the better.

The weather was very hot, and Wang Busui was so busy that he was sweating. After moving the mazaar, Wang Busui hid in the corner.

People must know how to be content. If you have a stutter and others don't, you must be content and feel happy.

When you want to pull daddy, you have to squat; when others don't, you have to be content and feel happy.

Running all day just to be hungry, I have to eat and think about clothes.

I put the silk on my body and raised my head but thought the house was too low.

He builds tall buildings and mansions, but he has a young and beautiful wife in front of his bed.

I have married all my lovely wives and beautiful concubines, but I am worried about not having a horse to ride on when I go out.

Use your money to buy a powerful horse. If you have money, you will have no power and will be bullied.

When Yi Quanquan reached the county magistrate's position, he also said that he was a junior official with low power and low status.

Once you reach the senior position, you should think about ascending to the throne every day.

One day, I was sitting in the south facing the world, and I thought that gods would come to play chess.

Dong Bin played chess with him and asked where was the ladder to heaven.

Before I sat down on the ladder to heaven, the king of hell sent cards and ghosts to urge me.

If it were not for this person's death, reaching heaven would still be too low for him.

Unexpectedly, Lao Zhu's family is not all full of wine and rice, such as Zhu Zaiyu who wrote this poem.

This is too tiring, and the king will not be happy until he dies. It is good for people to have desires. To preserve the natural principles, eliminate human desires so that everyone has no greed. People are like soulless bodies. Without the desire for progress, society cannot progress.

.It’s just that if the desire is too strong, people will be very tired and their hearts will be even more tired.

Everyone sweeps the snow in front of their own door, why should they care whether it is snow or frost on other people's roofs? If you are poor, you can take care of yourself; if you are rich, you can help the world. Wang Busheng always adheres to this principle.

Lao BuSheng stayed in the house all afternoon, and Wang BuSi also stayed in the shade in the corner for an afternoon.

Then I started to pack my clothes and prepare food for the evening.

The chicken stewed with mushrooms is still delicious, but there are too few mushrooms in the mountains, and the people in Wuhu Village often pick them. Even if they go up the mountain, they can't pick many. Potatoes can also be used, but the potatoes in Li Bao's country are not yet ripe.

After much deliberation, I saw that these two chickens could only be roasted and eaten.

There are plenty of firewood on the volcano. Set up a fire, take the chicken out of the water tank, and then apply salted water. Put the chicken on the rack and wait for the chicken to be cooked.

Wangcai also waggled his tail and came to the fire, staring at the roasted chicken. Wangcai understood that the chicken had no share, but the chicken bones should still have their own. His tongue drooped, and his saliva dripped down bit by bit. Wang Cai

Upon seeing this, Fusei laughed and scolded: "Look at you, you look like a bitch."

The aroma of wine is not afraid of the depth of the alley, and the aroma of roasted chicken slowly spreads out. Gradually, the courtyard of the small temple is filled with the aroma. The dog's nose is very sharp, and the old immortal's nose is not much different. Just a minute before the chicken is cooked,

The old immortal ran out. Pay attention to the wording, it means running. He is still running so fast at such an old age, which shows that the old immortal is definitely not a nutritional supplement.

Slowly, the chicken skin turns brown, and oil stains appear on the surface, making it sizzling, which can arouse people's appetite.

Respecting the old and caring for the young is a tradition. As the male protagonist, Wang Busheng, he still has this. He picked up a chicken and handed it to Lao Immortal. Lao Immortal was not polite, and then started to eat,

Wang Bu Shou picked up the other chicken, looked at it, and looked at his own Wang Cai eagerly. Wang Bu Die couldn't eat it alone, so he tore off the chicken head and threw it to Wang Cai. Wang Cai took it in his mouth and made it squeak.

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