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Chapter Thirteen It's a Miserable King's Immortality

Wang Bu Shou ate very quickly, gnawing the chicken bones very clean, and then threw them to Wang Cai, who was watching him eagerly.

Old Immortal was eating chicken and drinking wine at the same time. Of course, the origin of this wine needless to say. All along, Old Immortal and Wang Immortal have regarded Li Bao's country as their home. If you need anything, you can get it.

You are a fellow villager, so you don’t need to say hello.

A mouthful of chicken, a mouthful of wine. A big mouthful of meat and a big mouthful of wine. When Wang Busheng saw this, he couldn't help but guess whether the old man wanted to go to Liangshan and become a hero again.

Wang Bushit advised: "Grandpa, drink slowly, you will get drunk if you drink so fast."

"Nonsense, when have you ever seen me drunk?" said the old man.

Alcohol is a poison that penetrates the intestines. Don't drive after drinking, and don't drink while driving. However, alcohol is a holy medicine for healing. For lovelorn men and women, and people who are oppressed by life, getting drunk can relieve thousands of worries.

"I haven't seen you drink too many times," Wang Bushi muttered.

Looking at the old man, Wang Bushit asked curiously: "Grandpa, have you fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have loved, or have you been dumped and lost in love? Who did it? I will avenge you."

Wang Busheng's guess is well-founded. This is already a common sense. Only people who are lovelorn will drink heavily, just like drinking boiled water. They just want to get themselves drunk and gain sympathy, and it is best to drink from the corners of their mouths.

The effect is better if it is exposed outside, and it can also deceive some people's tears. As for the source of this awareness, it is naturally the love and love on Li Xiaoguo's TV, which are all like this. Therefore, Wang Bushi suspects that Lao Bushi has been tricked by others.

If you abandon it, you don’t have to worry about the age of immortality. Love knows no boundaries and no age.

"Gee, a dog's mouth can't spit out ivory. How can I play a game like falling in love at such an old age?" The old man kicked the bottle and raised the bottle again.

"Grandpa, this is your fault. Love has no age distinction. As long as you want it, I will absolutely support you," Wang Busheng said solemnly.

Lao Bu Sheng is also a person with a story. It was a troubled time, when human life was like grass and grass, and the people were in dire straits. Lao Bu Sheng was originally a prominent family in the south of the Yangtze River, but wars broke out everywhere, and Lao Bu Sheng, who was worried about the world, raised a team of his own, but only because of his strength.

It was too low and there was nothing to gain, so he joined the command of Wang Shouyi, the general under Zhu Xiluo at that time. Because Lao Bu Shei fought bravely, he was quickly appreciated by Wang Shou Yi and became Wang Shou Yi's personal captain. Lao Bu Shei never married, so he

The mother whom I have never met is the daughter of Lao Bu Si's colleague. His compatriot died in a battle. Lao Bu Si couldn't bear to have the child become an orphan, so he raised her by himself. He never married again and had children. Therefore, Wang Bu Si wanted Lao Bu Si very much.

I can find a grandma for myself and let Lao Immortal have a taste of what it's like to be a man. Of course, the grandma can't be too old. Lao Immortal has no physical strength anymore, so he can only rely on grandma for life.

"Go, go, go, the more you talk, the more outrageous you are." Lao Immortal put down the bottle of wine, his face was already red. He was probably shy. After all, he still had his first kiss. Under the light of the bonfire, Lao Immortal's face became even redder.

Okay, that's not an appropriate metaphor. It's really like a monkey's butt.

He looked at Wang Bu Shei and said, "Bu Shei, I'm going down the mountain tomorrow and will be away for a few days."

Wang Busui was very happy when he heard that. He had grown so big that he could only go up and down a few times. The colorful world outside was very attractive. When he heard that he was going down the mountain, Wang Busui was naturally overjoyed.

"Okay, after staying in Wuhu Village all day, I have long wanted to go out and play for a few days," Wang Busheng said happily.

"Well, okay, I didn't make it clear." Lao BuSi interrupted Wang BuSi and explained: "I went down the mountain by myself, and you still have to stay on the mountain."

"What, what, what?" Wang Bu Si couldn't believe it. Although he didn't open his mouth for food or stretch out his hands for clothes, the old immortal's ability to act independently was still very poor. For more than ten years, he had not cooked, washed clothes, or cleaned.

Hygiene, even when going to the toilet, I often forget to take toilet paper. How can such a person be left alone?

"I said I would go down the mountain by myself," Lao Immortal repeated again.

"Can you do it without me? You can't do anything." Wang Busheng asked worriedly.

"It's hard to give up," Lao Immortal said.

"What do you know?" Wang BuShu looked at Lao BuShu with contempt: "If you want to eat chicken, there is no one to help you."

The old man smiled and said, "I can buy it with money. Boy, didn't you know that there is a delicacy of romantic chicken down the mountain?"

As the name suggests, this chicken must be quite romantic.

"No, I want to go down the mountain too," Wang Busheng said, and the romantic chicken wanted to try it himself.

"No, I'm going to do some business and I'll be back in March or May at least," Old Immortal advised.

"Is that too much?" Wang Busheng asked worriedly.

The old man thought about it and said, "Well, if it's too much, I might not be able to come back."

"Old man, are you kidding me?" Wang Bu was not happy.

"What I said is true. As long as you go down the mountain and things are done, I guarantee that you can eat delicious food and drink spicy food every day in the future."

"Well, just drink the popular ones, forget about the spicy ones. Drinking alcohol can easily affect your development." Wang Busheng said honestly.

The old man's head was full of black lines, and he said: "Okay, it will be popular. You can eat whatever chicken you want. You can eat one or lose one."

"Wang Wang" was dissatisfied when he heard that his master was so wealthy and rich. What would he do if he lost it? Why not feed it to himself?

The old man threw the finished chicken bones to Wangcai and said with a smile: "Okay, I can't leave you alone."

After Wangcai heard this, he ran into his doghouse with a chicken bone in his mouth.

"Then I want to go too," Wang Busheng insisted for the first time. People would be scared if he lived in such a big house alone.

"No, I'm not going to have fun, I'm going to do business." Sure enough, wine is not a good thing, and the old man has a big tongue now.

"What's the right thing to do?"

Old Immortal's eyes were blurred, and he looked at Wang Immortal. Wang Immortal couldn't help but take a step back. His eyes were very unfriendly. Wang Immortal was very worried that Old Immortal would become drunk and mess around.

Fortunately, Lao Wushu still had some consciousness and said: "Bushu, do you know that you also have parents?"

"Nonsense" Wang Busheng has black lines all over his head. This is common sense, okay? You can't give birth to a child through a crack in a stone.

"I'm going down the mountain this time to go to your father's house." The old man closed his eyes and touched his head, feeling drunk.

Wang Busheng was very pleasantly surprised when he heard that his father, whom he had never met, still had a home. This was good. He inherited his father's business and he could be considered a man with a house. But he didn't know how big his father's house was.

It has three entrances and five exits, or five entrances and five exits. It is best to have three bedrooms, two living rooms, and two toilets. Of course, it should not be too small, otherwise it will be difficult to find a daughter-in-law.

"Where's my father?" Wang Bushi asked.

"Your mother is dead." After saying this, the old man started to cry.

"I'm talking about my father." A child is a piece of flesh that has fallen from the mother's body. The love for the child is selfless, and the son does not think the mother is ugly. The child's feelings towards the mother are also the most genuine. Hearing his mother's

Although he is no longer alive, Wang Busui still has some feelings in his heart, just a little bit. How much emotion can he have for a person he has never met and never lived with? How can he still cry and pretend to be miserable and heartbroken?

Look, such a person would be very fake.

"Your father, he, your father, he,,," the old immortal's big tongue started again,

Suddenly Lao Bu Sing opened his eyes, stared at Wang Bu Sing and said, "Remember to bring me some more roasted chickens, add a little more salt to keep them cool."

"Where's my father?" Wang Busheng had to ask in a louder voice.

"Your dad, your dad, how do I know? I'm not your mother." With a thump, the old man fell to the ground.

Wang Bu Si looked at Lao Bu Si with disgust and murmured: "I don't know how to drink, but I still imitate others' drinking."

Seeing Lao Immortal lying on the ground, Wang Bu Si couldn't ask anything, but from what Lao Immortal said, his father should still be alive. The worst outcome would be that he got lost.

The old man who drank too much did not say any bold words: "I, I want to drink more."

Lying on the ground and sound asleep.

When Wang Bu Si saw this, he could only pick up Lao Bu Si, throw him on the bed, and wipe the oil stains from Lao Bu Si's mouth.

When you go out, put out the fire. There are many weeds and trees in the mountains, which may cause fires.

Wang Bushit burped and muttered to himself: "Another half-full meal."

Then Wang Bu Si went out. Lao Bu Si had to leave tomorrow and he had to bring a few more roast chickens. Otherwise, Wang Bu Si was worried that Lao Bu Si would starve to death before his father was found.

Seeing this, Wangcai followed Wang Busheng out with the chicken bones in his mouth. Sure enough, he had a family dog, and he knew how to take care of the family. Even if he was eating chicken bones on the mountain, he would still think about the big yellow dog at the bottom of the mountain.

And those brats. If you eat meat, you can't let your family eat vegetarian food every day.

Wang Bushi walked very quickly. After all, he came here once last night. Because Wang Bushi needed more chickens this time, he also brought a sack.

When he came to the courtyard wall, he listened carefully to what was going on inside. Well, at this point, Li Baoguo was probably still busy, so Wang Busui got up and jumped to the top of the wall. Then Wangcai followed and ran to the big yellow dog.

He threw the chicken bones to the gang of bastards and barked a few times, as if to say: "I have something to eat, so of course you can't live without it." The big yellow dog was full of admiration, and the two dogs' eyes were shining. My master's family was also not satisfied.

Li Baoguo, who often ate chickens, was willing to kill a chicken only when leaders from above came to inspect him. What could the big yellow dog say to such a capable husband? Naturally, he was completely devoted.

Wang Budie didn't hesitate. He ran to the back of the building carefully. He was in a hurry today, so he didn't climb the stairs and walked into the chicken coop.

Seeing the God of Death again, the chickens became frightened and kept shrinking back. Wang Bu Shou looked at these silly chickens with a smile and said: "Stop hiding, none of you can escape today."

Every second they could live was a second. Even though they knew they would die, the chickens still kept shrunk to the corner. In order to prevent the night from getting too long and sleepy, Wang Budie was very fast, one with each hand, and quickly broke the chickens' necks.

Anyone who has ever caught chickens knows that it is easy to catch chickens when there are many, but when there are only two or three chickens in the chicken coop, it is a lot of trouble to catch them. However, this situation will not happen with Wang Busheng.

After all, they are professionals, specialized in eating chickens and catching chickens.

Soon a brood of chickens turned into a brood of dead chickens.

The Li family mansion is still brightly lit, and from the sounds coming from the house, we can guess that Li Zheng will still have a hard time tonight, because there are at least two women's voices inside.

Wang Bu Shou greeted Wang Cai, but Wang Cai looked at Wang Bu Sie with resentment, because Wang Bu Sie caught the chicken very quickly, and Wang Cai hadn't started yet. After all, going down the mountain was not easy, and Wang Cai didn't want to leave just like that.

Wang Bushi understood Wangcai's mood at this moment, so he said: "I'll go back first, and you should hurry up." Then he carried the chicken on his back, climbed over the courtyard wall, and ran towards the mountain.

Same procedure, pluck the feathers and skin. Wash the chicken, then soak it in salt water. Wang Busui starts to light a fire and roast the chicken.

He went back to the house and washed all Lao Immortal's clothes. Fortunately, the weather was very hot and the clothes could be dried overnight. After finishing his work, Wang Immortal fell asleep by the fire.

Wait until the chicken is cooked, then wrap it in leaves. Wrap it in a package.
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