Chapter Fourteen It's All Your Fault
Dawn breaks in the sky and a new day begins again.
Due to the drunkenness, Lao Bu Shang woke up much later. It can be seen that drinking can cause accidents. You should drink less alcohol.
Wang Immortal didn't sleep that night again, so he packed up all the old Immortal's things and put them in several big bundles.
It can be seen that Wang Busheng is a careful person, and he even installed the teapot that he usually uses to drink tea.
When the old man woke up, Wang Busui asked anxiously: "Grandpa, where is my father?"
"How do I know about your father? I still want to know about my father." The old man didn't want to continue the topic last night. Everything was just unknown. If there was no gain, why bother causing trouble to the child.
"Well" Wang Busheng was choked and said: "Grandpa, I may know about your father. If nothing else, his old man should have been lying under the ground for a long time."
Old Immortal ignored Wang Immortal's teasing. When he saw the three big burdens on the ground, Old Immortal became angry. If nothing else, he would be crushed to death by these burdens before he reached his destination.
"Immortal, isn't this a little too much?" Lao Immortal asked.
"There are so many things. I haven't brought you many things yet."
Wang Bushi explained: "For example, a power-generating bicycle."
"Uh, okay," Lao Immortal said helplessly, "It's too much. I can't take so much. I'd better clean it up myself."
"It's okay, why don't you still have me? I can help you get it," Wang Bu Sie said cheerfully. It was obvious that Wang Bu Sie was fascinated by the romantic chicken at the foot of the mountain.
"No, I can just take a few things myself." Lao Bu Si ignored Wang Bu Si, opened his bag and started to pack his things.
As soon as he opened the baggage, the old man's face grew longer. There were cotton clothes, cotton trousers, jackets, and trousers in the baggage. He even brought more than 20 pairs of his own underpants. It didn't look like he was doing errands when he went down the mountain.
But it's like moving.
The old man began to take them out, leaving only a few pieces of clothes that he needed to wear now. There was no need to bring so many pairs of underwear, only three or five pairs were enough.
Seeing this, Wang Busheng stopped him and said: "Grandpa, don't take them all out. Have you ever watched TV? Our Ming Empire is vast and has huge temperature differences. Those in the south wear pants and those in the north wear cotton coats."
"My child, you are thinking too much." Lao Bu Shei had to give Wang Bu Shei some popular science: "It is summer now. It is hot all over the country. There is no need to bring cotton-padded clothes and trousers. Grandpa is not going to the North Pole."
"Old people are afraid of the cold"
"I am old, but I am not afraid of the cold", the old man said with a cold eyebrow. Age is a woman's privacy, and men are no exception. Especially the old man in his forties is most afraid of others saying he is old.
"You should bring more pairs of underwear then. You won't be able to pee every night and you need to change them every day." Wang Busheng said worriedly. He was very concerned about his relatives.
This time, Lao Immortal did not have a long face, but a black face. In front of so many people, Lao Immortal was really embarrassed. "Shut up, pick up people and don't expose your shortcomings. You are looking for a beating."
Wang Bushi decisively shut his mouth.
There are not many clothes, just three or two pieces, which can only be carried by one baggage. But when Lao Immortal saw these chickens, Lao Immortal became a little arrogant. This was like carrying away the chicken nest of Li Baoguo. Vaguely,
Even though I am still old, I can still hear Li Baoguo roaring at the foot of the mountain: "My chicken-chicken-chicken."
More than twenty roasted chickens, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, were wrapped in leaves and exuded an alluring aroma.
Um, okay, everyone hasn’t eaten in the morning, so let’s have one first,
Li Zheng's chickens were gone, and it would take a while to eat chickens, so Wang Busheng also ate one.
While eating, he said, "Grandpa, take me with you. I can carry bags and cook chicken for you."
"If I don't bring it with me, I can take the things by myself and cook the chicken myself."
The old man refused.
"Grandpa, dear grandpa, just take me with you. Without me, who will wash, cook, and deliver toilet paper to you?" Wang Bushit said again.
"Without you, I won't be able to fight without food or change of clothes." Lao Immortal refused again.
"You can't help but pull it."
"I buckle it with my hands."
Wang Busheng shut up and was eating chicken. It was not a good idea to discuss the toilet.
After eating and wiping his mouth clean, Wang Bushu wiped his mouth.
Lao Immortal remodeled his image, wearing a white gown, with his hair tied up in a high bun. Lao Immortal couldn't afford gold and silver hairpins, so he could only use a wooden hairpin to insert them.
It hurts the image a lot.
He wore a belt around his waist and hung a piece of jade he found somewhere. Wang Busui was very familiar with this jade, and there were many of it in Li Baoguo's warehouse.
After washing his face, picking his teeth, and trimming his beard, Wang Busui looked at Lao Immortal eagerly. Dressed in such a coquettish way, Wang Busui was very suspicious. Lao Immortal was not looking for a father for himself, but was going to meet his girlfriend to find a father for himself.
Grandma is still twenty-eight years old. It is said that girls nowadays like mature ones. Well, you all know the reason.
"Grandpa, to be honest, you really went to find my father," Wang Busheng asked suspiciously.
"Nonsense, otherwise why would I go down the mountain?" said the old man.
"Can you swear?"
A woman who was hurt by a man once said: "There are ghosts in the world, but men can't believe them either."
The general meaning is that I would rather believe in ghosts than a man's bad words. This is the same as men being reliable and sows can climb trees.
"What kind of oath can you make for no reason?" Lao Immortal refused.
Seeing the unfriendly look in Wang Bu's death's eyes, Lao Bu'sei was afraid that Wang Bu's death would shamelessly follow him again, so he could only swear obediently: "Okay, I swear."
He raised his greasy right hand, swallowed the chicken in his mouth, and continued, "If I go down the mountain, I'm not looking for my father, no, no, I'm looking for my father for Wang Busui. If there's a lightning strike from the sky, I won't be able to eat chicken for the rest of my life."
Split, a bolt of lightning in the distance pierced the sky, and the face of the sky was pierced. I don't know which person who swore randomly was struck by lightning.
A few drops of cold sweat broke out from Lao Immortal's forehead. Well, it was hot. The morning sun was also very poisonous.
"Grandpa, be careful when you go down the mountain. If it doesn't work, just hold Li Bao's country's lightning rod," Wang Bushit joked.
"You brat, what am I doing with that thing? Li Baoguo needs it more."
I looked at the more than 20 chickens on the ground. It was a big burden that I couldn't carry. I couldn't bear to part with it. Chickens like this one fed with rice and wheat from the Li Zheng family are authentic.
It's hard to eat them outside. If I could, I would like to put them all in my stomach, but okay, my stomach is a bit small.
Wang Bu Si seemed to see Lao Bu Si's reluctance to leave, and said with a smile: "It would be great if you take me with you, so that someone can carry these chickens."
"If you say you won't take it with you, you won't take it with you." He picked up a few chickens and said, "We'll see you later." The old immortal walked away.
Seeing the old man leaving, Wang Busui felt a little sad. Such a big house would become his own in the future. No one would snatch it from him when he wanted to eat chicken. No one would force him to practice calligraphy or martial arts. Just think about it.
sad.
When they are in a bad mood, some people like to cry, some like to act coquettishly, some like to drink alcohol, and some even like to commit suicide. However, Wang Bu is more straightforward, that is, have a good meal and eat well.
kind.
Because of Meng Po's pot of soup, Wang Busui had a large appetite. Because his family was poor, the Li Zheng family's safety measures were sometimes too strong, so Wang Busui could only eat half full. This is probably because Wang Busui was not tall.
The reason is, with a height of less than 1.8 meters, there are really not many people who dare to be male protagonists.
Looking at the remaining dozen chickens, Wang Busheng could finally eat freely. Li Zheng's chickens were plump and plump. Because of Wang Bu's frequent visits, Li Zheng's chickens ran around frequently and exercised frequently.
The chicken is different from the chicken from ordinary people. It tastes much better. The chicken is very chewy. When you bite into it, juice will come out. The shredded meat is connected with the shredded meat. For the poor Wang Bushi, he can only
He shouted: "It's really delicious."
What Lao Zhu said makes sense when he is full and misses the girl. No, Wang Busheng started to think wildly after just eating for a while. It would be great to have chicken to eat every day. It would be even better if he had a wife to warm the bed.
Don’t be too demanding, just look for someone like Zhang Jingjun. She shines brightly outside, is kind and virtuous at home, and waits for her daughter-in-law at home every day. Her daughter-in-law works hard outside, and when she comes home, she prepares sumptuous meals, and the family is happy.
, an extremely warm picture, there is no immortal in this picture, hum, who asked him to go down the mountain without taking Wang Immortal with him. After dinner, we watched the stars and the moon together. My wife sang a new song to herself.
Stars in the sky
Let’s talk about the long road of life
Familiar figures, familiar faces
You will accompany me through thick and thin
There are too many things on the road that are too difficult
I really don't know what I would do without you
Maybe the shoulders will be bent
Maybe the wings will be broken too
Maybe you fall in the face of difficulties
I just want to have you every day
With you, tears taste sweet too
Seeing your face is like finding money
life is simple
Get up and work and chat together at night
Feelings remain the same for decades
Be happy every day
Happiness is very simple. The person you love is by your side. After a hard day's work, you can see your lover's face. Of course, the happiest thing is at night, with a warm embrace. You know.
People have to have dreams, but they cannot live in dreams all the time. Wang Busheng soon came to his senses, and Lao Busheng left, bringing a total of two bags, one with clothes and the other with a few chickens. As expected,
The Daming No. 1 was not brought.
When he ran to the old man's bedroom, Wang BuShi laughed. As expected, the old man forgot to bring his computer.
Wang Busui decisively pressed the power button. You must know that although Lao Busui's computer is only a Daming No. 1, it is much better than Li Xiaoguo's. The clarity and resolution of the screen are not on the same level.
Li Xiaoguo's computer is for civilian use and can be bought as long as you have money, but the Daming No. 1 is still difficult to buy unless you have status and status.
Wang Bushui saw that half of Zhang Jingjun's face on the Daming No. 1. He was so shocked that he had already made plans to stay with her for the rest of his life. He had seen it many times in Li Xiaoguo, but every time
It was just an outline, and the face could not be seen clearly. Today, I finally got what I wanted. I saw my idol, the person I had seen countless times in my dreams. Wang Busui was very excited. He gently pressed his chest with his hand and said that he was giving birth to a child before his wife.
Even more excited.
"Uh-huh, damn, the battery is low," Wang Bushitang yelled.
Power generation, power generation, must power generation.
After setting up the bicycle and not caring about the hot weather outside, he connected the wires and started working hard. Although he was very anxious, he couldn't go too fast as the computer would burn out.
Left and right, left and right, up and down, up and down, finally the power generation was completed. Wang Busui couldn't wait to press the power button.
Soon the computer screen lit up. Well, damn, I didn’t expect Lao Bu Shei to be so offline and shameless. When I turned on the computer, the first thing that caught my eye was a big ball of flesh and a little Japanese pirate beauty with basically no clothes. Then
The one with less fabric can only be described as three pieces.
"How dare you look at yourself? Look again, look again, okay, I'll look at you too," Wang BuSi shouted, so you looked over, I looked over, the beauty was still the same, looking at Wang BuSi with a smile, showing
My own beauty, just like this, you come and go, and ten minutes have passed.
Um, okay, I can't help it. I've seen Japanese pirate girls without clothes before. This is the first time I've seen one with clothes on. Although the clothes are a little less, I'm still very curious.
Wang Bushit shed tears, not because he was moved, but because he was tired, he could only close his eyes reluctantly.
Swallowing, he should be able to find such a woman to accompany him in bed. However, when he thought of the door that had been opened for countless men, Wang Busui gave up that idea. It was better to have his first love, which was pure and clean.
, without any stain,
Open the search engine, enter the three words Zhang Jingjun, and the small earth in the search starts to rotate. Wang Busui is waiting anxiously.
With a thud, the door was kicked open, and the old man ran back panting.
Wang Busheng was overjoyed when he saw this, "Grandpa, why are you back? I knew you couldn't bear to leave me and wanted to take me down the mountain with you. I'll pack my things right now."
Lao Bu Si ignored Wang Bu Si and walked straight to Wang Bu Si, snatched the computer and said: "You are overthinking. I just came back to get the computer. Children, their hair is not even long, so they can play with computers like others."
After saying that, without any hesitation, he walked away again.
Wang Bushi stood in the yard, alone and messy in the wind. He thought of the Japanese pirate girl who had no money to buy clothes, and then thought of Zhang Jingjun's pretty face. Wang Bushi suddenly felt that he had not picked up the sesame seeds and had also lost the watermelon. He couldn't help but
Chapter completed!