Chapter 17 The Struggle History of Big Fatty and Two Fatty
Dogs look down on people, look down on people, rely on people's power, can't spit out ivory from the dog's mouth, are wolf-hearted, and ignore the dog...
Except for the last one, dogs are such famous animals. They lived on this earth tens of thousands of years ago and once dominated domestic animals. Looking at the already cold body of Wangcai, nothing mattered anymore, no matter how bad it was during his lifetime.
His excellence and great achievements are now just a corpse, worthless.
There are certain things that a gentleman should do and things that he should not do. As for roasting the rich wealth and sending it to Li Zheng's house, this is something that the king cannot do without death. This has already touched the bottom line of the king without death. When a person dies, the light goes out, and when a dog dies, so does it.
In this way, the accounts of the previous life have been settled, so why let the dog die without worrying about life? The most important thing is that you can't eat the dog meat. Even though you are the son of the Li Zheng family, even though you are the second generation official, even though you have
Rights, but the good man Wang Buyi will not obey.
If Wang Bushi understands Feng Shui, he still plans to choose a good place for Wangcai, preferably a place with dragon energy. He can be an emperor in his next life, and he can be a prince at the last time. Don't act like this in this life.
a shame.
After all, they were masters and servants, but Wang Busheng had no one to teach him about Feng Shui, so he could only give in to Wangcai and make do. He dug a hole behind the small temple, buried some soil, and put Wangcai's body in it.
Once you put it in, it's all over.
Wang Busheng stood in front of Wangcai's tomb for a long time, leaving tears behind. Human beings are animals with emotions. They can cry when they are happy and when they are sad. However, there are still very few people who shed tears for a dog, especially when Wangcai returns.
It's not a fine breed, it's not a husky, it's not a pet dog, it's just a rural dog. It can be seen that Wang Busheng still has feelings for Wangcai.
After filling in a few more shovels of soil, it was no longer necessary to erect a monument for Wangcai, but the most basic things were still indispensable. A wooden sign was inserted in front of Wangcai's tomb, and a few words were written with a pen, Wangcai's tomb.
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Wang Bushi murmured: "Wangcai, I don't have money now. When I have money, I will definitely repair your tomb. It will be thousands of times better than the emperor's tomb. Remember, don't let it rot."
Otherwise, you won’t be able to live there by then.”
Split, a bolt of lightning pierced the face of the sky. Could it be that the God of Thunder and the Mother of Lightning were also close friends and old friends. When they saw Wangcai leaving like this, they thought of raining some rain to stir up the atmosphere and treat it as a farewell.
Wang Bushit was covered in cold sweat. What would it be like if he saw Wangcai crawling out of the cemetery? Fortunately, Wangcai's cemetery was still safe. A few drops of rain fell on his face, and the rain finally started.
"You have too many nostalgias in this life, including the chicken bones in the doghouse, your spouse, and the puppies. Don't worry, I will definitely solve the problem for you and reunite your family." Wang Busheng promised.
He ran back to the small temple, dug out the chicken bones, and buried them in Wangcai's cemetery until the king died. Even if the dog died, he couldn't starve.
After doing these things, the king went down the mountain without dying. Loneliness was terrible. He couldn't let Wangcai die as a dog. He had to find a companion for him when he went to the underworld.
Lao Immortal walked very quickly, because there was something on his mind. Even his favorite roast chicken was a little less fragrant. As he got older, he rarely used up so much energy, so Lao Immortal could only walk for a while.
, rest for a while, and then eat a few bites of chicken. Before it gets dark, three or two chickens are finished. It can be seen that when the old immortal was reincarnated, Meng Po also drank a lot of soup.
I regret it very much. I still need to bring a few more chickens with me, just in case something unexpected happens.
There's no point regretting it. The only thing I can do is stand up and go on my way.
A flash of lightning pierced the sky above the mountain, and the situation below the mountain was no better.
"It's going to rain soon," the old man said to himself as he looked at the slowly darkening sky.
The old man quickened his pace. Ahead was the entrance of Wuhu Village. There used to be a thatched house there. It had not been down the mountain for more than ten years. I don't know if it is still there.
The raindrops began to fall, fell on the branches and leaves, were blocked by the leaves, stayed in the leaves, and then slowly slid down with the wind, fell into the grass, fell into the soil, and reincarnated again, just like many people
Ordinary life. All that is left is a handful of loess.
The leaves change countless shapes in the rain, but they will always stand up strong and return to their true colors at that moment. After the dust is washed away, they are still themselves.
The flying flowers are as light as dreams, and the boundless rain is as thin as sorrow.
Old Immortal's steps were fast, but his heart was extremely heavy. More than ten years ago, he left there in a fit of anger. No one stopped him, and no one tried to stop him. Now when he goes back, what can he gain for Wang Immortal?
Will my colleagues, my Zepao brothers, raise their swords at each other?
It's too late for me to rush back now. Countless thoughts are intertwined in my mind. At such an old age, it is really unbearable and my head hurts.
Putting the computer in his arms, Lao Immortal's pace became much faster.
There is a saying that goes well, it is possible to come if you want, but it is not so easy to leave if you want to.
The path is very narrow, after all, no vehicles will come to this remote mountainous area.
Passing through the rain, Lao Bu Sheng saw two figures in the rain. Well, although Lao Bu Sheng was old, he was neither deaf nor blind. This was probably because the chickens in Li Bao's country were rich in nutrients.
You shouldn't have come.
I'm still here.
Once you're here, don't even think about leaving.
Once I came, I didn’t want to leave.
The duel between masters is usually full of nonsense. You say something, and I say something. Most of the movie has been played, and the duel has not even started. Such a director will be beaten to death, or he will be beaten to death.
The old man stood still. He had known for a long time that it would not be easy for him to leave Wuhu Village. There would always be people who wanted him to stay in Wuhu Village, and it would be best to die in Wuhu Village. They no longer had to worry.
, no more worries and worries all day long, and you can sleep peacefully at night.
The two people slowly walked towards Lao Immortal and stood not far from Lao Immortal.
I saw two people, one was quite fat, and the other was also very fat. They were wearing monk's cassocks, showing their pregnant belly for eight months. The clothes were stained with oil and twists. It is estimated that these clothes have been a few years, and they are already as patty as a wenwan.
, look at these two faces again, well, well, they are shiny. They are almost like the eighteen Arhats enshrined in the temple.
"Haha, old man, I advise you to go back obediently, otherwise don't blame our brothers for not knowing how to care for the elderly." One of the fat men said. It was obvious that this was the leader. The number one person among the two was often the leader first.
When he spoke, the people below echoed him.
For example, another fat comrade showed off his sandbag-sized fists and said, "Yes, yes, yes, I will definitely make you look good."
Could it be that they are the fat and fat Toutuo that is rumored in the world? People like this are killers, but their image is a bit bad, lowering the reputation of the entire killer industry.
Well, okay, maybe it's because their salary requirements are not high, and their masters can afford it at a low cost.
Speaking of these two fat comrades, one is called Big Fat, and the other is not called Little Fat, but Er Fat, because Er Fat's IQ is slightly lower. He will always be a little bit lower, and in cooperation with Big Fat
During this period, they always acted like retarded people and idiots. For example, when two people set up a stall to beg for food, the fat man would always sit there, salivating stupidly, smiling at the corners of his mouth, and then picking his nose with his fingers before putting it in his mouth.
Let the cake flow for a while, then give it a few sips at the end.
The two are brothers. Ever since their parents gave birth to these two boys, the nightmare began. Wang Busheng was reincarnated and drank a pot of Meng Po soup, but these two boys may have drank more than three pots and five pots. Because they are really too
I could eat, but I was too lazy to cramp, and I didn't want to do any work. I worked for one day and took three days off when I was looking for a job. Later, I didn't want to do any work at all. I slept until midnight in the morning and had a midnight snack at night.
How could ordinary people afford something with a meaty taste, so their parents went out to work and left the two children at home indifferently. At that time, they were still young, only in their twenties.
They had no choice but to have nothing to eat or drink, and they didn't want to go out to work, so the two of them had no choice but to cheat. At first, the people in their own village couldn't save their face and would always give them a little. But later, when people saw the two brothers, they started talking to each other.
Hiding, I have seen shameless people, but such a shameless couple is really rare in the world. Without food in this village, the two of them can only wander around. It has to be said that there are no complete useless people in the world.
, it’s just that the position at this time is not suitable for him. For example, if he is a fat and fat farmer, they are not at that level. It is even worse to work at work. They do not have that much physical strength, and they cannot meet the kind of people who let them work for a day.
, the kind of good boss who takes three days off and still pays his salary.
But in other industries, they are like fish in the sea, and they are very comfortable.
This road is Buddhism - the road to becoming a monk. Since the two of them shaved their heads and stole a few cassocks from the temple to wear, they found that their success rate in begging for food has increased a lot. No matter how much it is,
Poor people always squeeze out a little from the small surplus food at home.
Especially the kind of rich and powerful people are even more generous. There was once a mistress of an official's family who dedicated her body to the Buddha. That night, Big Fat and Two Fatty will never forget it. It was their first
times, when they were forty years old.
Since Zhu Xiluo was born as a monk, the Ming Empire did not restrict the behavior of monks very much. Officials would not investigate. Even if he broke the law, as long as it was not a crime of treason or beheading, he would basically have to pay a small fine.
As a result, the number of monks is increasing, and those with or without certificates are estimated to have accounted for 10% of the population of the Ming Empire. This is not a small number.
With more monks, competition became fiercer. The common people gradually discovered that the monks who came to beg for food every day had more grains of rice than their own families, and some came in groups. As a result, fewer and fewer common people were willing to give alms.
The same is true for rich and powerful people. After all, their rice is not blown by the wind, it is grown in the ground.
The big fat kid and the fat kid gradually discovered that work was getting harder and harder to do, and they couldn't eat five meals a day. The two made a decisive decision to improve their business level. They couldn't just rely on begging for a living, so they also began to try to start a new business.
Their business includes telling people's fortunes, predicting marriages, reading feng shui, and praying for the dead. Not to mention, the income is much more than begging for food. They can also see meat and fish every day and gain a lot of weight.
The people of the Ming Empire were kind and simple, but they would also try. When they were poor, they wanted to change. When they saw that other monks could ask for food, or even get the so-called Buddha's sesame oil money, many monks also slowly changed.
, do some part-time jobs, just like a big fat guy.
This is the case in every industry. With more people working and different levels of skill, the industry has been disrupted. After all, it may be that the monk's business level is a little low, but he has been deceived countless times.
That's the problem with the entire monk industry. Not long ago, the monk profession was completely ruined. Big Fat and Er Fat had no business to do. They were getting poorer and poorer.
As the saying goes, if you are poor, you will want to change. The big fat and the fat are still capable. For example, if someone is good at eloquence, in layman's terms, he is good at cheating. Rebrand yourself. There used to be a pair of killers, fat and thin, with extremely high martial arts skills.
So Big Fatty and Second Fatty became Fatty Toutuo, and everyone spread rumors around each other. Gradually, they couldn’t tell whether they were fat or thin. No, the current owner of the two was the one who was deceived. After hearing that Fatty Toutuo
After Toutuo became famous, he decisively kept them under his sect, with money, food, and everything they wanted. Since that night was the first time for the big and fat people, the official's wife was too powerful and injured both of them.
Therefore, the fat and fat men are also immune to women. When they see female animals, they will feel the pain in their lower parts and their legs will become weak, so they are not interested in beauty at all. This fact makes the current master even more admired. After all, he wears wine and meat.
After all, in the heart of the Buddha, both meat and wine are fine. There are many monks who eat meat and drink alcohol, but there are very few such monks who can avoid being close to women. It can be seen that these two are real monks and holy monks of Buddhism and Taoism.
Chapter completed!