If you can do it, don't do it blindly. This is also Lao BuSi's consistent style. A gentleman talks but does not do it, but this is me, and I can only do things but not talk. This is also an important reason why Wang BuSi is often violently injured.

Fortunately, Wang refused to fight to the death, which is also an important reason why he can survive until now safely and without any missing arms or legs. This shows that having a good body is important at all times.

He looked at the fat man and the fat man with disdain, as if he were looking at the fat man and the fat man. He said coldly, "Let's start now. I'm in a hurry."

"Hey, I'm telling you, old boy, you don't know, but we brothers are the famous 'Fat Fat Tutu' in the world. We kill people without blinking an eye and do all kinds of evil. Killing you is like eating.

It's so simple to poop. We brothers are in a good mood today and don't want to kill. I advise you to go back early, otherwise, hehe, today next year will be your birthday."

The big fat man put his hands on his hips, probably because of his relatively large waistline. His posture always felt very awkward, and then he looked up at the sky with his big face at a 45-degree angle. Well, okay, it was still raining, so the big fat man had to wipe it with his hands.

Wipe your face.

"Yes, yes, it's your birthday," Erpang fully played his role as a loser and echoed from the sidelines.

"Please, read more when you have time. It's not a birthday, it's an anniversary." The old man smiled bitterly and shook his head. The people behind him planned to use these two idiots to humiliate themselves. It was really inappropriate for these two boys to be villains.

It's not like he's here to kill, but more like he's here to laugh. Could it be that this is a new way of killing that has just appeared in the world recently - making others laugh to death.

"I just wanted to say what happened to my birthday," Big Fat said confidently.

The second fat man echoed from the side: "Yes, my fat brother said it's his birthday, it's his birthday."

"Shut up. How many times have I told you not to call me fat?" As the leader of the Fat Fat Tutu group, face is still very important. For example, the word "fat" that I hate the most,

"But you are already very fat." Obviously, as a flattering figure, the second fat man needs further training.

"Shut up, I'll hurt you if I talk again," the fat man said viciously.

Afraid of being beaten, and it would hurt even if his flesh was too much, Erpang decisively closed his mouth, with a look of grievance on his face.

The old immortal smiled helplessly. He had not left the mountain for more than ten years. What did they imagine themselves to be like, and they actually sent such two people to treat them? Could it be that they really left the world, and there would be no more legends about you in the world.

"Hey, can you hurry up? I'm really in a hurry." Lao Bu Si had to remind him that the rain was getting heavier and his clothes were already soaked. Lao Bu Si was worried about the computer in his arms. After all, the Ming Empire No. 1 was not waterproof.

"Hahaha, I didn't expect someone who is so active in seeking death. Well, I'll help you. If there is a way to heaven, you won't take it. If there is no door to hell, you will rush in. If you light a lamp in the toilet, you will seek death. If the old man hangs himself, he will live.

"I'm so tired, I will let you know today how many eyes Lord Ma has." The fat man retracted his arms on his hips, probably preparing for the battle.

The big fat man stared at the second fat man, who was confused.

After thinking for a while, Er Pang hurriedly said, "That's right, Lord Ma doesn't have eyes."

I saw the fat man's eyes widening even more.

Originally, Erpang's IQ was not very high. It might be because he didn't eat enough when he was a child and his nutrition was not up to date. Seeing the expression on Big Fatty's face, Erpang was confused and whispered: "Isn't that the sentence?"

Looking at the unfriendly expression on Big Fatty's face, Erfatty asked inquiringly: "Is this the saying about looking for shit in the toilet?"

Seeing the big fat man being unfriendly and about to go berserk, the second fat man was a little scared. He looked at his big brother expectantly and hoped that his big brother would give him some tips, even just one word. There were many people who praised him, but like the second fat man,

For someone who is fat, only his eyes can tell him that he is really not much. It is too difficult for two fat brothers.

Seeing that Er Fatty still didn't react, Big Fatty finally couldn't help it anymore and gave Er Fatty a hard kick on his butt.

Phew, the sound of someone lying on the ground. Fortunately, it was raining, which alleviated some of the pain, and there was no dust or anything. It also played a very good role in protecting the environment.

Maybe everyone thought wrong, the person lying on the ground was not the admiring Er Pang, but Er Pang's brother, the leader of Pang Pang Toutuo - Mr. Big Fat.

Everyone should have some common sense. For example, people who are fat will have big butts. Although people with big butts are often described as as big as a millstone, human butts still tend to be round, even for people who are fatter.

The butt is also round. If you don’t believe it, you can do some field research if you are interested. Of course, you also need to practice long-distance running to avoid getting beaten.

The meat on the butt itself is very soft, and it is easy to slip due to the rain. In addition, the fat figure has a lot of meat, so the key points of kicking the butt are not very good, and humans still have to dodge.

Instinct, many factors added together, the above picture appears.

Big Fat felt a burning pain coming from his face. According to the explanation of physics, Big Fat has a big face. The force when falling on the ground should be dispersed a little, and he should not feel the pain. It can be seen that Big Fat's face is big.

The face looks unscientific.

Although my fat brother didn’t treat me well, either beating or scolding me. Even when eating chicken, he only gave me chicken heads, chicken butts and the like. But when I saw my fat brother fall, Er Pang still hurriedly bent down.

He wanted to help his fat brother up, but in his eyes, Er Fatty had misjudged his ability. He was not underestimating, but overestimating. For example, Er Fatty's belly in front of his body greatly affected his bending movements.

In addition, the second fat man moved very quickly, and the result was tragic again. The second fat man also got stuck. Humans always have natural reactions. This is the instinct of the body. For example, when you see a dog pooping, you always do it unconsciously.

There are really not many people who can drool when they cover their mouth and nose.

So, naturally, the second fat man fell on top of the big fat man, and with another ouch, the big fat man landed on his face again.

But this time, the second fat man reacted very quickly and quickly got up from the ground. The big fat man did not pretend to be dead on the ground, but also got up in a hurry. He was very worried that the second fat man would do this again, even though he was not good at it.

You want face, but you can't just let the fat man ruin you.

Standing up, fortunately, the fat face is still there, but there is a little blood on the nostrils. This is normal. Fat people will be a little weak. If they are weak, they should eat less chicken.

The big fat man who stood up gave the second fat man a fierce look. This time, the second fat man followed suit and took the initiative to move his ass.

The big fat man didn't talk nonsense, he kicked him and shouted: "If you don't kill that old man quickly, do you still plan to keep him for the New Year?"

"Okay, I'll go right away." Erpang still listened to his brother's words and didn't ask why you didn't go.

When the old man saw this, he smiled and said, "It's better not to bother yourself so much. Come on together. I'm really in a hurry."

"Hey, old boy, you are very loud. If you want to kill us, we will need to take action. With your body, even a gust of wind can kill you. If you weren't so eager to die, we would still

I can wait until you die naturally." Big Fatty laughed.

I have to say that although the old man eats a lot of chicken, his digestion is good, and he still looks thin and frail. I am worried about whether he will be able to see the sun tomorrow morning. With such a figure

It will definitely be the envy of countless girls.

The old man wanted to laugh and sent someone to kill him. Could it be that the person who paid for it didn't give any explanation at all and didn't tell these two boys that he had also practiced and had hundreds and thousands of lives under his command?

He can kill people without batting an eyelid, but he also won't kill a chicken and make him vomit until the sky is dark.

"You'd better think about it, I'm really strong," Old Immortal advised.

"Hahaha, that's funny," Big Fatty laughed. It was obvious that Big Fatty didn't think much about Lao Immortal. Big Fatty was just a bad old man. He kicked Er Fatty again and said, "Why are you still standing there?

, hurry up, it’s almost dinner time again.”

Big Fat and Fatty will still maintain the habit of eating five meals a day. No surprise, the two of them will continue to do so. I heard that there is a Guinness World Record abroad, and they should apply for it.

When he said to do it, he did it. The second fat man was obviously much more agile than his fat brother, and ran towards the old man. Just like all masters duel, he said: "Old man, watch the moves." Of course, according to the movie

A general rule in novels is that the person who shouts these words often dies the fastest. Basically, it will not take more than three moves before he will go down to get the lunch. The kind without meat.

It is conceivable that the ending of the second fat man is not much better.

Seeing Er Fat's attack, Old Immortal didn't move at all. He didn't even make a simple defensive move like a kick back. It wasn't because he was frightened, but because he really didn't need it and looked at Er Fat's attack with an amateurish eye.

Actions are all flaws.

Let's just talk about the fist he just raised now. He raised his fist at such a distance. Doesn't this prepare the other party? It's obvious that this is another kid who was taught bad things by movies. Whether it's 'Black Tiger Eviscerates Heart',

Or this sinister move like 'Milk-Grabbing Dragon Claw', how could it be exposed so quickly.

Look at the running posture again. His legs are erratic, and he almost falls when he is hit by pebbles. Such a person is always worried about whether he can run in front of him safely.

The old man can only shake his head. The person who spends money is insulting himself, or maybe these two are free and only one meal is enough.

Fortunately, Er Pang did not embarrass Pang Pang Toutuo, a famous killer organization, and ran to Lao Immortal safely. Although there were some minor flaws in the process, such as too many stones on the ground, he almost fell, and the rain fell.

It's too big, it blocks the line of sight, and it goes astray. These are no longer important. As long as there are results, how many people will care about the process.

The second fat man didn't stop, and punched Lao Immortal directly in the chest. Such a fat person has a lot of strength, and Lao Immortal has a small stature, so it would still hurt if he was hit. Fortunately, Lao Immortal was in a hurry, so he didn't.

Momo Chi, like playing with a monkey, teasing Er Fat for a while, directly grabbing the arm that Er Fat hit, and then pulling the body down like this, it is very simple, Er Fat's arm is dislocated, but the old man is still very strong

Yes, this simple action cannot be completed by ordinary people. It also requires skill, such as how to use the opponent's gap and one's own weight.

The second fat man only felt a heartbreaking pain in his arm. He groaned and screamed. It was like the first time he was snatched away by the official's wife. It hurt, it hurt, it hurt. It was very likely that the second fat man's movements at that time were wrong, otherwise

The one who is in pain is the madam. Just like now, even though Lao Wusheng has dislocated his arm, he can also use his own strength to reattach his arm. Basically, anyone who practices martial arts will have the experience of reattaching his own arm.

.It can be seen that the second fat man can only be an amateur player.

This is not over yet. Lao Immortal hates the kind of people who let his men go into battle to kill the enemy while he hides behind, waving flags and shouting. He was once on the battlefield, and Lao Immortal was also a person who often went to the battlefield with a knife, so Lao Immortal

Not intending to let Big Fatty go, he took off Er Fatty's arm, and pushed his body forward hard against Er Fatty's chest. Er Fatty's arm no longer hurt, because it was replaced by the suffocation coming from his chest, and it was drooping.

One arm covered his chest with the other, like a paper kite with folded wings, except that the second fat man was an extra-large paper kite, and flew towards the big fat man.

The movement of the old immortal was very fast, and it was fleeting. Before the big fat man could see clearly what happened, he saw the pig flying into the sky. Ah, no, it was his good brother. He flew into the sky, and then flew towards him.

.The instinctive reaction is not to reach out to catch it, but to step back. Nonsense, who can hold on to such a huge tonnage?

When Old Immortal saw this, how could he get Big Fat to avoid it? He kicked up a stone on the ground and hit Big Fat's knee accurately.

Maybe it was because Lao Immortal didn't pay close attention to the selection of stones, so the stone that hit Big Fat's knee was too sharp, and Lao Immortal's strength was too accurate, and by chance, it hit Big Fat just right.

On the kneecap, as expected, the fat kneecap was injured. Although it is not useless, it will only be a limp after recovery. But it doesn't matter. The two of them are not afraid of losing their jobs. At worst, they will beg for food and their legs will be broken.
Chapter completed!