Chapter 19: If you lick one person, you will become a dog, and if you lick ten thousand people, you will become a wolf. If you are the king of dogs, why be afraid of the king of the sea?(1/2)
Bai Kai widened his eyes and found that not only did he not cheat Wang Shifeng, but he also cheated himself.
In this world, licking dogs is just unrequited love, but spare tires are a real derogatory term, and they are the references to the tauren and the takeover!
"I don't mean that. Shifeng, don't talk nonsense." Bai Kai's face darkened. "I just think that you are arbitrarily concluding the fans and audiences is a bit irresponsible. We are doing the show to think about the fans. What if fans miss a rare marriage because of our remarks, wouldn't it be a sin?"
Bai Kai is worthy of being an old fry. Although his hosting ability is average, his ability to throw dirty water and wear a hat is not bad.
A few words of words inspired some of the live broadcast room to lick dogs and female green tea.
‘That’s right, maybe the girl is just a way to test the suitor.’
‘Yes, dating is a process, and it doesn’t work out at once.’
‘This host is really not very responsible, but we, Brother Kai, are responsible.’
Looking at the objection that popped up suddenly, Wang Shifeng smiled slightly, "Since Brother Kai has a different view, then you might as well do an experiment."
"Oh? What kind of experiment?" Bai Kai raised his eyebrows.
"I found some questions. I play the role of licking dogs. You play the role of normal pursuit. Let's answer together. In the end, the fans and audiences will judge whether it is a behavior of licking dogs or normal pursuit." Wang Shifeng smiled.
"Okay." Bai Kai's eyes lit up, and he was secretly happy. With more than 20 years of experience in pursuing (kneeling) he finally got a place to use his skills today. This kid is simply seeking death!
"Okay, the first question, because I sent dozens of messages to the goddesses yesterday, and then the goddess replied, "You have been so annoyed that you have been so annoyed, what should I do?" Wang Shifeng smiled.
Bai Kai frowned and thought for a while and replied, "This situation should have disturbed the other party. You should stop sending messages and talk about them later."
Wang Shifeng smiled slightly, "As a dog licking, I think the goddess actually began to care whether I would be irritable if I sent so many messages. I must prove it with my actions that I am not annoyed or tired, and I can continue to send it."
???
Bai Kai was stunned. Can you still understand this way?
Not only did he have questions, but more than 100,000 viewers in the live broadcast room were also confused.
‘woc?So this sentence means this? I have learned it.’
‘Ah, the progress is so fast, the goddess is starting to care about you.’
‘Strange, I actually felt a little familiar.’
'Do you think there is a possibility that Teacher Wang is mocking us???'
The barrage also quickly participated in and started a heated discussion.
"The second question, the goddess said, you are a good person, what should I do?" Wang Shifeng ignored it and continued to ask.
"She may be refusing politely. We should try it in another way." Bai Kai pondered for a moment, took out his cell phone, and began to communicate with his team.
He felt that his own strength seemed not enough to fight against Wang Shifeng.
"As a dog licking, I feel that the goddess has begun to recognize my character, which means she has begun to consider getting married, and I can even prepare to propose." Wang Shifeng said with a smile.
is that so?
Can this question be interpreted in this way?
Bai Kai frowned and even began to doubt himself.
"The third question, the goddess said, we are not in line with each other and are not suitable to be together." Wang Shifeng did not give Bai Kai the opportunity to reflect and continued to ask questions.
"This should be a clear rejection, and we should give up our pursuit." Bai Kai glanced at the answer sent by the team and said with a thorn in his mouth.
For some reason, I seem a little lack of confidence.
"I think the goddess may be a little inferior and feels that she is not worthy of me. I need to give her more confidence, comfort her, and encourage her. If her family thinks it is okay for me to do this, please hit the 'encourage' on the public screen." Wang Shifeng said with a smile.
The somewhat dazed audience hesitated for a moment and typed down the keyboard.
In an instant, the public screen was occupied by the word "encouragement".
There were some people who wanted to argue, but they thought it was too troublesome to type, so they joined the ranks of followers.
Anyway, it sounds like nothing wrong, just encourage it!
?????
is that so?
Looking at Wang Shifeng's harmless appearance and the "encouragement" on the screen, Bai Kai was shaken again.
"The fourth question, the goddess said, I have someone I like." Wang Shifeng continued to ask.
"This is definitely a rejection! A clear rejection!" Bai Kai said confidently without looking at his phone.
"I think, maybe the person the goddess said she liked, maybe it was me, family members, do you think so?" Wang Shifeng said with a smile.
The barrage response was enthusiastic.
‘That’s right, since you like someone, why isn’t you me?’
‘Uh, it’s not that licking dogs is not human...’
‘Damn, I found a blind spot upstairs, but I didn’t listen! I think it was me!’
‘Do it alive, die, brothers, I will take the lead in charge.’
hiss!
Bai Kai took a breath of air conditioning.
Not... there is no possibility!
"Question 5, the goddess said, I hate you very much, don't bother me anymore!" Wang Shifeng then asked a question, not giving Bai Kai room to think.
"This...this...this should be a rejection." Bai Kai's teeth began to tremble.
"I don't agree. I think that a woman says she doesn't want it, and beating is kissing and love. She is flirting with me." Wang Shifeng said loudly.
What I said makes sense!
Bai Kai almost agreed and nodded subconsciously.
"In the last question, the goddess said, I don't like you, I hate you very much. If you pester me again, I will arrange someone to kill you sooner or later?" Wang Shifeng said in a deep voice.
Bai Kai swallowed, and said, "This is rejection" on his lips, but he couldn't say it, and he repeatedly pondered this sentence in his mind.
If you don’t like it, hate it, don’t bother me, and arrange someone to kill me sooner or later.
This is rejection!
The goddess is so cruel, how could it be that it is not a rejection?
These keywords kept wandering in Bai Kai's mind, and suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed.
Arrange in the morning and evening!
Good night!
Bai Kai felt that he had realized it!
At this moment, Bai Kai felt something awakened.
"Goddess, are you saying good night to me!" Bai Kai slapped the table and shouted with excitement.
Then he saw, outside the glass window, all the staff looked at themselves with surprise, questioning, and weird eyes.
This kind of gaze is a bit like looking at a fool.
Grass (a plant), what did I say!
The barrage covers the sky and the sun
‘Ah, Teacher Wang’s idea coincides with me.’
‘Is there any problem with these questions like this? No problem...
‘Ah hahaha, is this enterprise-level understanding?’
‘Logistic...logical genius??’
‘Is this host a fool? He can’t even understand what he said? Bai Kai is even more stupid and was led to go astray.’
‘I learned it, I learned it, then I will go to the goddess to go against it.’
"As a dog licking, Brother Kai's answer is exactly the same as me." Wang Shifeng said with a smile.
"I...I'm not." Bai Kai said in a panic.
"I know that many people are unwilling to admit that they are licking dogs and think that it is a normal pursuit, but as I said, pursuit is on the premise of feedback, rather than self-sacrificing efforts and self-deception without any bottom line. This not only disturbs others, but also destroys themselves." Wang Shifeng patted Bai Kai's shoulder and said with a sigh.
Bai Kai's mouth twitched, feeling a little cramped in his heart.
It seems like a heart disease is about to occur.
‘Woooooooooooooooooo, stop scolding, I know I am a licking dog.’
‘Fuck, I thought this host was a fool just now, but now I think he is a mirror...’
‘Touch the dog head upstairs, Teacher Wang is acting, we are real.’
‘Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
‘I left the live broadcast room and took a look. Is this the 'Healing' live broadcast room? I love it.’
To be continued...