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41 Chapter 41 I Have Two Masters(1/2)

The evening breeze blows the boat and I can't think of what kind of brain can give a cat such a name.

He looked at the blue cat sympathetically and considered whether to tell it what the cleaning ball was. After a few seconds, he had a strange realization.

That chubby big face plate, plus the "blue" in the variety, is not just a large cleaning ball.

Post the weird names of your cats in the barrage area.

"My cat is called Mao after my mother gave birth to a kitten and she kept it for herself, so she called it Kitten."

"My name is 280, and his mother had a caesarean section. The surgery and all the other expenses were discounted to 280."

"I have a dog. My neighbor's cat is named Tut Tut. Every time I call the cat, my dog ​​thinks he is calling it."

"...."

In the video, the evening breeze blew past a XX express three-wheeler in the boat. When he passed by, the courier turned his head and glanced, parked the car on the side of the road, walked over with a courier, and said doubtfully: "I just called

Didn’t you say you were at home on the phone?”

The express delivery indicates electronic products, which require a personal signature in person. One minute before he arrived at the gate of the community, he called to confirm whether he was at home.

The courier held back his anger and handed over the signature pen: "Sign here."

Really, who is this person? You have to let him climb the stairs even though he is at the gate of the community. It is so unethical.

The evening breeze blew the boat into a long silence.

The Blue Cat Cleaning Ball admitted it was wrong, the access control camera couldn't identify it, the security guard admitted it was wrong, and now a courier was added.

How much does that person look like me?

"Hurry up and call your family to see if they have a separated twin brother or younger brother."

"I'm a twin. Let's put it this way. If we wanted to, my biological mother wouldn't be able to tell who is who for a moment."

"Suddenly I came up with a bold idea. Regardless of whether they are twins or not, since both machines and people can hide this, then we can completely swap identities and experience different lives. Isn't it exciting?"

The courier gradually lost his patience and urged in a low voice: "Mr. Wei, this is a signature pen, not a golden cudgel. If you can handle it, please sign it. I still want to deliver the goods."

The evening breeze blows the boat and says sincerely: "I'm sorry, it's not a golden hoop, but for me, it's heavier than a golden hoop. I can't sign because I'm not the consignee."

The courier felt that he could no longer control the ancient power in his body. He had just delivered a courier in the morning, and he was particularly impressed by the consignee with a bird's nest on his head.

The courier gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, since you are not the consignee, I will handle it as a return."

I don't care about the bad habits.

"Hey, don't." Wan Fengchui Dingzhou quickly stopped him. He really didn't know how to explain it, so he just told the truth, "That's right, I'm not the consignee, but the consignee looks a lot like me, not only

You admit your mistake alone, the access control camera, the guard, and this fat blue guy..."

The courier interrupted impatiently: "Are you going to sign or not?"

Wanfeng Chuizhou also wanted to explain: "I know it sounds ridiculous, so let's just pretend you haven't seen me and continue to deliver the goods according to the address..."

The courier snatched the package and stepped onto the electric vehicle.

The evening breeze blows on the boat and I almost cry, just like the hero of a romantic drama who is reluctant but has to give in and shouts: "Don't leave, I'll sign, I'll sign and it's OK."

When the express delivery was delivered to him again, he encountered a new problem.

The evening breeze blew the boat and asked cautiously: "What, what is my name?"

Everyone in the live broadcast room was crazy with joy. Of course they knew what was happening now.

"Brother, courier, I guess you are going to be popular. See you on the hot search tonight."

"Hahaha, the courier boy thought he had encountered a snake. He didn't even know his own name."

The courier boy used his remaining patience to squeeze out a few words: "What is your cat's name?"

The evening breeze blew the boat and he didn't react for a while: "Big orange."

The courier boy's eyes were cold, and he seemed to have murderous intentions: "There's another blue cat."

"Oh, it's called a cleaning ball." Wan Fengchui Pingzhou finally understood and asked with wide eyes, "So it's okay if I sign for the cleaning ball?"

The courier boy had the intention of killing people: "You still say that you are not who you are? Dude, is it interesting? If your life is not what you want, you are going to trouble rich people. Why are you embarrassing me, a courier delivery person?"

The evening breeze blew the boat: "..."

Everyone in the live broadcast room: "......"

The express three-wheeler drove out with the momentum of a sports car, and drove away with the electric engine.

Everyone's expectations are high. How similar can they be?

The evening breeze blew the boat with a big orange on his left shoulder, a blue cat on his right shoulder, and a courier in his arms. He was fully mentally prepared for the next meeting.

Arriving at the address and knocking on the door, a man's voice came from inside.

"Who is it? It's coming."

I haven't noticed anything about the evening breeze blowing on the boat. My voice doesn't sound like my appearance. I can hear some differences in my own voice.

The two cowards looked at each other in surprise.

Their ears can rotate 180 degrees, have 32 different muscles, and their hearing is extremely sensitive.

Why is there the sound of a shovel in the house?

Everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned for a moment.

It's exactly the same as the evening breeze blowing the boat.

The door opened, and then the screen stopped!

It's not the card owner. No one inside or outside the door moved.

How should I put it? Later, Wan Feng Chui Ping Zhou told others countless times how the brothers felt when they first met: It was like looking in a mirror, and like seeing oneself out of one's body. It felt so weird.

The two people are like copy and paste, facial features, height and body shape.

What's even more incredible is that they all have the same thick hair, but they all have perms and have the same bird's nest on their heads.

Daju was stupid, and so was the blue cat. His eyes were dull and he looked more like a mentally retarded person.

Another night breeze blowing boat inside the door slapped himself: "Ah, I must be sleepwalking."

Without waiting for the evening breeze to blow the boat, the door slammed shut.

The evening breeze blew the boat: "..."

In less than three seconds, the door opened again, and the identical man stared at the blue cat and choked: "Cleaning ball, you are the one who gave dad the dream, right? Tell dad where you are."

The evening breeze blew the boat: "..."

The Blue Cat Cleaning Ball's not-so-smart little mind couldn't think at all. It looked at this, then looked at that, and then it became dizzy.

It stared at the sky with dull eyes, jumped down subconsciously, walked into the house by familiar roads, found the cat litter box, and squatted down.

No matter, just pee first and then talk.

The man in the room witnessed all this and had a new reaction. He was shocked and took a step back: "Are you an alien pretending to be me?"

The evening breeze blew the boat: "..."

This man's behavior was inexplicably familiar.

The night breeze blows the boat and takes a deep breath, quickly recounts what happened without punctuation, and then solemnly says: "I think we should call our parents immediately and ask what's going on."

The man in the house is named Wei and his signature is Cleaning Ball.

Wei Qingqiu nodded repeatedly: "You first."

Wan Feng Chui Pingzhou didn't understand what was so polite about this, so he took out another mobile phone and made a video call to his mother in front of him.

The video was connected quickly.

The middle-aged woman inside had an enviable head of thick black hair. She seemed not to have woken up yet, and said sleepily: "Bao, why are you calling me at this hour?"

The evening breeze blew the boat up to Wei Qingqiu's side so that his mother could see clearly.

He can be sure that he is definitely his biological child, and he has never heard of having a younger brother or older brother.

If parents really have a secret, there is no need to explain it. The two of them standing together like this is better than any explanation.

The evening breeze blows and the sailing boat stares closely at its mother.

Everyone in the live broadcast room couldn't see clearly. They pricked up their ears, too curious about the mother's reaction and what the truth was.

The woman in the video yawned long and rubbed her eyes: "Baby, the signal doesn't seem to be very good. There's a ghost. I see there are two of you. I'll hang up and call you again."

The evening breeze blew the boat: "..."

He remembered it, no wonder he felt familiar, Wei Qingqiu's temperament was exactly the same as his mother's.

Wei Qingqiu suddenly spoke and whispered: "I think I probably know what's going on."

The phone rang, and my mother called.

Wei Qingqiu took the phone and pressed the answer button.

When the evening breeze blew, Xingzhou's mother seemed to be completely awake. The elder stared at the screen with his eyes wide open. Seeing that Wei Qingqiu was the only one, he seemed disappointed, but also seemed relieved and sighed: "It seems that the signal just now was really bad."
To be continued...
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