"Okay, classmates, I'm so touched by you." Tang Shaoyan asked everyone to be quiet and said from the bottom of his heart.

"Teacher Tang, we love you!"

"Teacher Tang, come home often!"

"Teacher Tang, you are our idol!"

The students had long forgotten that this was a classroom and were chattering to vent their emotions.

Anyway, it seems that it is impossible to impart any knowledge in this class, so let's follow the children's wishes and make this class more fun, Tang Shaoyan had an idea in his mind.

Thinking about it, he raised his hand and said: "Students, I have spent a wonderful time with you at Jingang University. Now I want to announce something to you. This matter is very important!"

Seeing that he spoke seriously, everyone fell silent and listened carefully.

He Ziyan next to her didn't know his intention, so she frowned slightly and glanced at him.

"That's—" At this time, Tang Shaoyan was still trying to make excuses, and you could hear the drop of a needle in the classroom.

"Teacher He Ziyan, the charming queen of our Jinggang University, has become my girlfriend!" Tang Shaoyan spoke very fast and finished his sentence in one go.

Everyone was surprised when they heard it, and then they realized what was happening.

Teacher He was so embarrassed when he heard that, he scolded Tang Si a hundred and eighty times in his heart, "Do you have a boyfriend like you? How can I step down like this? How can I stand beside them in the future?"

Tang Shaoyan didn't care, took He Ziyan's little hand, and said with a smile: "Teacher He belongs to me, Tang Si. If any of you disobey her in Teacher He's class in the future, I will not forgive you lightly."

"Hey, let me go..." He Ziyan struggled slightly, she was embarrassed.

"We are upright and upright, what are we afraid of?" Tang Shaoyan blew into her ear and glanced at her breasts. Needless to say, this charming queen was not wearing any underwear.

"It's so embarrassing..." He Ziyan's face turned red.

"Classmates, Teacher He feels shy, what do you think?" The more Tang Shaoyan played, the more outrageous he became. He actually repeated He Ziyan's words in public and told them to the students present.

I can't hold it back now.

The students in the lecture theater immediately fell into an uproar. Originally, they were surprised that Teacher He Ziyan became Tang Si's girlfriend. Now that Teacher Tang Si is making such a prank in public, they are even more satisfied.

Everyone was talking to each other, and the atmosphere was lively.

Suddenly, a fat boy stood up and suggested loudly: "Since Teacher Tang and Teacher He have become a beautiful couple, I propose that the two teachers perform a kissing scene for us on the podium. Everyone.

What do you think?"

His words immediately aroused enthusiastic pursuit, and everyone shouted in unison, asking them to kiss.

"It's all your fault!" He Ziyan was so embarrassed that she couldn't even raise her head.

"This also has something to do with me? It's all the students who are weird, okay?" Tang Shaoyan laughed dumbly.

"Who asked you to reveal our relationship?" Teacher He pouted.

"You are my girlfriend, and I want to sue the world. Is this wrong?" Tang Shaoyan patted his chest and said decisively, "If there is a chance, I will even let the whole world know that we are in love!

"

You bad guy! Hearing this, He Ziyan gritted her teeth. Although she felt a little abrupt, there was a sweet taste in her heart.

The boy said again: "Teacher Tang, Teacher He, don't let us wait until the flowers have withered, okay?"

Tang Shaoyan was carefree and said with a smile: "Isn't it just a kiss on the podium? I have no objection. Even if you ask me to do more intimate actions here, I will... Hehe, you guys just do Teacher He's job."

He originally had some nonsense to say, but when he saw He Ziyan's unkind eyes, he could only change his expression immediately.

"Teacher He, just satisfy us!" The students shouted in unison, among which the girls' voices were particularly loud.

"I..." He Ziyan dared not agree, her face was on fire.

"Teacher He, it's too late for us to envy you for being Teacher Tang's girlfriend. It's just a kiss. Why are you hesitating?" Everyone was still making noises.

"It's just..." He Ziyan had nothing to do and looked at Tang Si beside her as if asking for help, but she saw that he was acting carelessly and had no intention of paying any attention to her.

Teacher He was worried, so he stretched out his calf under the podium and stepped hard on Tang Si's feet with the sole of his high heel shoe.

Tang Shaoyan suddenly felt pain and thought, "What are you going to do?"

He Ziyan communicated with him through her eyes, "You are the one who caused this, please come forward and help me out!"

Tang Shaoyan responded with his eyes, "It's not like you don't know the thoughts of these children. When they planned for me to throw the ice cream on your chest and then jump out to watch the joke, how could I withstand this group of students?"

He Ziyan continues to put pressure, I don't care, you are my man anyway, you have to stand up for me.

Tang Shaoyan was helpless. I'm afraid of you. If you don't succeed, I guess you won't serve me seriously in bed in the future. Come on, I admit defeat.

So he faced everyone and said: "Students, I can understand your mood of wanting to see kissing, but there is no such thing as a free lunch. If you want to see kissing, you have to pay a ticket!"

"Tickets? What tickets?" everyone asked in unison.

"Actually, it's very simple. I asked Teacher He to ask you three questions. If you can answer them within the stipulated time, then Teacher He will naturally fulfill your wish and kiss me." Tang Shaoyan said, and even licked it on purpose. Licking his own lips, looking at him, he really hoped that his classmates would answer.

"We agreed!" the students shouted.

"Hey, what are you doing again?" He Ziyan asked in a low voice.

"There is no other way. We can't refuse the children directly, so I can only make this decision." Tang Shaoyan held her hand and said.

"Then what should I ask?" Teacher He frowned.

"What's the difficulty in this? Brain teasers or something like that? Just ask. As for the difficulty, it's up to you. If the question is too easy, don't blame me if you lose." Tang Shaoyan was grinning in his heart. According to his thoughts , with the thinking of these college students, if you can’t answer any question, then I will be able to kiss you in public, haha.

He Ziyan was helpless, now that the matter was over, her fate was in her own hands.

Thinking about it, she cleared her throat and said: "Since the students are so eager, I will start to ask questions. Each question only has one minute. If you exceed the time, you can't blame me. Listen carefully, The first question is, what do crying and laughing have in common?"

This was a brain teaser, and Tang Shaoyan knew the answer as soon as he heard the riddle.

The classroom fell silent, and everyone was thinking.

"Teacher He, I know!" A girl raised her hand and said.

"Please tell me." He Ziyan smiled.

"Crying and laughing have one thing in common: they both need to open their mouths," the girl said quickly.

"No, that's the wrong answer." Teacher He shook his head.

Tang Shaoyan heard it funny. If it were so simple, why would you even think about it? I mean, you kids wouldn't kneel down on the first question, right? You have to hurry up, otherwise I won't have the chance to kiss Zi Yan in public?

At this time, a boy also raised his hand: "Teacher He, I thought of it!"

He Ziyan asked him to answer: "Tell me and listen."

The boy vowed: "What crying and laughing have in common are human actions!"

This answer is worse than that of the girl just now. Teacher He didn't need to announce that the answer was wrong. Everyone was already yelling and scolding. Can people cry and laugh? Can you, a pig, be better too?

Time passed by second by second, thirty seconds passed, and the correct answer still did not surface.

Tang Shaoyan couldn't stand it anymore, so he took a few steps back and raised the phone in his hand. He Ziyan didn't notice this action.

A wretched man in the back row saw Tang Si's actions and immediately understood Teacher Tang's intention. He quickly took out his mobile phone, clicked on Du Niang, and began to search for answers.

This is the person who understands me. Tang Shaoyan was satisfied and stood back to He Ziyan.

"Teacher He, I got it!" After the boy found out the answer, he stood up and said happily.

"Don't fail again..." He Ziyan smiled.

"Absolutely not this time!" The wretched man made a gesture to Tang Si, and then blurted out, "The thing about crying and laughing is that both words are ten strokes!"

Yes, why didn’t we think of it?

As soon as he finished speaking, the students suddenly realized that this question was so simple. Little did they know that this wretched man only remembered to search on his mobile phone after being prompted by Tang Si.

"Zi Yan, is he right?" Tang Shaoyan asked with a smile.

"This classmate, you are very smart. You won the first question." He Ziyan said helplessly.

"Oh yeah!" The students cheered. One of the three questions has been answered. As long as they complete the next two questions, they can witness the two teachers kissing on the spot.

The wretched man was holding his cell phone, full of confidence, thinking that as long as I went to check it quietly later, I wouldn't worry about not being able to find the answer, haha.

In this way, what was originally an open class of "Acupuncture" has evolved into what it is now. Teachers and students gather together and play interesting games, but this is harmless. As long as it can be happy, it is better than anything else.

He Ziyan thought for a while and asked the second question: "For the second question, I want you to complete the following actions. Look with one eye upward and one eye downward. The timer starts!"

What?

Can one eye look up and the other eye look down?

Everyone looked at each other in confusion. The wretched man had a mobile phone, but he had no use for it.

A small group of students began to take action, trying hard to look up and down with their two eyes, but this is something that no one can do. No matter how hard they try, they can't do it.

"I said Zi Yan, are you making things difficult for me?" Tang Shaoyan said dissatisfied.

"Really?" He Ziyan smiled mysteriously.

"This can't be completed at all, okay? What kind of question are you asking?" Tang Shaoyan said angrily.

"Who says it can't be completed? It's just that you can't get the point, hum!" He Ziyan was in a good mood. Looking at the students below who continued to fail, she looked at her watch and said, "Students, there are only ten students left.
Chapter completed!